What people are saying about "Coal-Like"
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Blu Mage
over 12 years ago
DN:F was a good sequel to DF3D, now compared to modern games yes it's lack luster but going straight from 3D to DNF it's a good sequel now if they released it when they originally planned to (2009ish) it would have been better recieved
Zeneger01
over 12 years ago
Why does everybody think that DN F was a bad game? I played it, it wasn't as good as I thought it would be but it was still better than all of the COD games.
Coal Collector
over 12 years ago
Dear Santa, WHY THE HECK DID I GET ONLY 3 COALS ON STEA
An Onymous
over 12 years ago
Heck, that's a pretty good substitute for coal if you ask me.
that guy
over 12 years ago
DNF wasnt that bad, it wasnt great. But it sure wasnt bad.

Brink, now THAT was fucking terrible.
derp
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_101297]@herp[/url] somthing UNDESIRABLE aka = somthing you DONT want. if you dont want serious sam 3 you are simply crazy
Michael
over 12 years ago
hey, the way things are going with fossil fuel consumption, in 70 years or so the GOOD kids will get coal.
herp
over 12 years ago
that's not Serious Sam 3.
Passed by
over 12 years ago
Try to make a bonfire of Duke Nukem and you'll get your ass kicked hard 0_0
@tPK
over 12 years ago
my friend just created a room, though couldnt join by steam, but I was able to locate through find servers option.
Foolish
over 12 years ago
DN Forever is a good game.
Merlynn
over 12 years ago
Could be worse,Jo,you could be gettin' nuttin' for Christmas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QpXpMzrtHg&feature=fvst
Merlynn
over 12 years ago
Combine: Gearbox was put in charge of Duke Nukem only last year. The reason it took so long was because George was butt hurt about Quake's higher tech so he was constantly trying to get the "latest and the greatest" instead of making a good game.
kuro
over 12 years ago
Coal > Duke nukem... Helll i prefer a coupon!!
Combinecommando
over 12 years ago
The problem with DNF is the fact it came out waaaaaay too late, if it came out in 2007 or sooner it would literally have been considered as the best game ever but, thanks to Gearbox it came out too late, if you ask me, it's the jokes and references that are made we simply got used to them
tPK
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_101209]@Welp[/url]: how did you get online to work? I can't play with friends no matter what I try.
MinatoTea
over 12 years ago
I got Operation Flashpoint: Red River, does that mean I'm a bad boy as well?
Welp
over 12 years ago
I bought E.Y.E to play with some bro's, done the achievement, received E.Y.E as a gift, more bro's are playing now.
Love you Valve.
Edd
over 12 years ago
I still liked DNF. Back when the project was 'killed' for the last time we saw all of the work done so far and I (and others) said that if they were to release what they had so far it would be better than nothing. That is how I rationalize and enjoy this game.
Ritz
over 12 years ago
I got a 50% off coupon for Duke Nukem as a gift ._.
Alucard
over 12 years ago
bitches love cannons
isaac
over 12 years ago
Hey hey woah, at least you can use coal to fuel a fire

ThatGuy
over 12 years ago
I got a indie game I have never heard about, and a tennis game that I will never play :3
Mewt
over 12 years ago
DNF was fun. But I mean it's a game that's been based off of 14 year concepts and design. Of course it's going to be a bit out of touch. I still bought it, First Access Club, and all of the current DLC.
Liquid-X
over 12 years ago
@Andrew Hall At best, Duke Nukem Forever is a fun, if unremarkable game. At worst, it's mediocre. But it is certainly not the terrible game that most people want to make it out to be. I mean, hell, look at Mindjack if you want a REAL terrible game.
over 12 years ago
It should've been a Nickelback album.
over 12 years ago
Honestly, I really liked Duke Nukem Forever. It was a fun game and most importantly of all, I had fun playing it.
zeruf
over 12 years ago
doooooohohohohhoho
Danund81
over 12 years ago
No offense but if hating DNF is a "Bandwagon" then the bandwagon is missing three wheels, on fire and carrying 3 kinds of plagues and 4 different STDs.
Xenoman
over 12 years ago
I just got DNF for $5 in the steam sale. Totally worth it. It's not a great game but not really bad either. I missed the titties is the last half of the game. :(
Resstarr
over 12 years ago
How is it a bandwagon? Its a bad game.
Inb4 you
over 12 years ago
Really guys?? No Minecraft coal jokes?!?!
Captain Chaos
over 12 years ago
Really now, aren't we off the "DNF sucks" bandwagon yet? It didn't, so find a new joke.
Andrew Hall
over 12 years ago
Is this game actually that much worse than the original?
 Platypus
over 12 years ago
And a high off the plastic fumes.
Nerfnow
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_101064]@Altherix[/url]: See? Being a good boy paid off! :P
anon
over 12 years ago
I'm pretty sure that bad kids got coal instead of presents so they weren't totally screwed, ya know they could at least keep warm. Though all things considered the naughtiest kids could collect all their coal and become an energy monopoly by the time they hit 18.
Altherix
over 12 years ago
That's funny, I got a Nerf Now T-shirt in my stocking.

*rimshot*
mtomato
over 12 years ago
Why is Santa's right arm so short?
At the first look, I thought Santa had both hands down, and there was a big fake arm lying on the floor next to the wall.
Tk
over 12 years ago
The women crying out for their fathers while they suffer as they're rAped and then explode by aliens or dukes weapons while he makes abortion jokes was in bad taste this time around.

It wasnt a call of duty clone. Just a cloned aspects of everything. Yay for the shields.
MrTTAO
over 12 years ago
Hail to the king baby!

Seriously though the game wasn't that bad. I actually had fun.
Ookami
over 12 years ago
I actually think people were having too high hopes for the game. When I bought it in a good enough sale and played it. Yeah it wasn't the best game out there but I could still see it was Duke Nukem. Lame jokes, Lame One Liners, Women in little to nothing clothing. It was Duke Nukem.
Shtorovchan
over 12 years ago
Oh, come on people! This game is not THAT bad. Sure, graphics could be better, jokes could be smarter and I know it doesn't exactly feel like 1990, BUT WHO CARES. At least it doesn't try to be a Call of Duty clone like 90% of all other FPS on market.
Aze
over 12 years ago
I never understood why bad children get coal...
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1730#comic
OiILikedThat
over 12 years ago
I kinda liked DNF. It was pointless, over the top, and stupid. That's kinda what I expected. There were a couple things I wish they had kept from the older games (carrying around 50 weapons would be on that list), but it wasn't TERRIBLE.
Vincent
over 12 years ago
If they'd remade Duke Nukem 3D (to fix the engine up, give a little more release time, etc), they'd probably had much more positive reviews. There'd be complaints of it not being a new game, though.

Meh.
Bindal
over 12 years ago
What surprised me most was that people still expected the game to be good when it came out. Not sure why, as after 13 years stuck in developement and using technology, humor and logic from back then while obviously going to use CoD-Gamemechanics not suiting it.
Well, at least I know I was right. ^^
Errick
over 12 years ago
I managed to get DNF for $1.05 for the PS3. I also think it's not terrible, but it really is only, at best, average, so I can see where all the disappointment came from.
Maleketh
over 12 years ago
Funny thing - originally, coal was the present Santa brought to good children (because, yes, it made good fuel for fire). Naughty children got switches so that their parents could beat them.

Kids today are so spoiled.
Sarssol
over 12 years ago
Wait, you already have your christmas presents?...
ZombiePlasticClock
over 12 years ago
I already bought and got mad at the Xbox version, but I re-bought it on Steam. I will say this: The Multiplayer is a ton of fun, even if the single-player is total shit
Talcon
over 12 years ago
Too many words
Chaos
over 12 years ago
Duke will always be Duke. Yeah, DNF was a huge disappointing joke of a game, but he's still got a legacy.
Zoom
over 12 years ago
Too bad too..... we now know some one did not get the bribe money on time or at all.....

oh well, duke your smug cockeyness will always have a place in my heart.
Stranger
over 12 years ago
I actually like the game so far (just got it thanks to steam recently) and I think it's an okay game. Problem is that it took so long just to make an okay game, it would be like if I took 15 hours to make an average sandwich.
Wealthy Hobo
over 12 years ago
Judging by the comments that have been posted, Duke Nukem is eerily similar to Shadow the Hedgehog. Both games were shat upon in reviews, and yet people still like them.
Whether or not Duke holds the same for me is a different matter.
BLU Spy
over 12 years ago
I was going to place a Spy Here photo note behind old saint nick in the second panel. But I'm to busy visiting your mother!
Blur
over 12 years ago
Fine, I'll come out and say it.

I like Nickelback.

Do their songs all sound the same? Yep. Do I care? No.
O-K-K-Kay!
over 12 years ago
Some people like having obese woman stand on their face, it doesn't make it any less disturbing.
decker
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_100952]@m1racle[/url]: some poeple actually like nickleback
Hitler
over 12 years ago
Not going to lie. I enjoyed Duke Nukem Forever.
Daretobecupid
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_100952]@m1racle[/url]: Doesn't that count as child cruelty? In any case, at least coal can be used as fire fuel; I wouldn't use a Nickelback cd for a coaster......
Daretobecupid
over 12 years ago
Could have been worse; could have been a Dick In A Box- oh, wait......
m1racle
over 12 years ago
See, I prefer to think that Santa would give the naughty kids Nickelback cd's.
Santa
over 12 years ago
Yes it does Joe, yes it does.
2033
over 12 years ago
jo! YOU INFIDEL!!
Erzengel
over 12 years ago
@Luci: As I recall, they even said they "wouldn't care" if it was good.
catkillerfive
over 12 years ago
i got Portal 2 :D
lainverse
over 12 years ago
Well, you can microwave it. It will looks awesome for a few moments.
Kuj'kir'lar'kikijar'burk
over 12 years ago
I enjoyed Duke Nukem Forever for what it was worth.
Wasn't the best shooter (that would be the Prime Trilogy, hands down) ever made, but it was fun. Controls were good on PC.
Trolling Nerd
over 12 years ago
I actually liked it.
x
over 12 years ago
Trading Coal for Coal
SRG
over 12 years ago
Wait why give out Duke nukem forever when you could gift folks Postal 3?
Derp
over 12 years ago
Santas a troll >.>
Lucifer
over 12 years ago
hey do you know how many souls was offered to me for this game to come out? all they wanted was it to come out noone said it had to be good
:)
over 12 years ago
Eu sempre pesso é dinheiro! amigo secreto o caralho...