What people are saying about "The Lusty Argonian Maid"
The Lusty Argonian Maid
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Zhnigo
about 12 years ago
Uh, what's the point in just retelling an ingame book, word for word?
Thenkai
about 12 years ago
Dah Heck, i mean.... SERIOUSLY ? XD i gotta read books at skyrim NAO! xD
bluething
about 12 years ago
You do realize there's a second part, right?
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid,_v2
Pew
about 12 years ago
There is an erotic continuation to this tho.. as an oblivion mod..
Thatnerdyguy
about 12 years ago
I have the weirdest boner.
An Onymous
about 12 years ago
Well damn, no wonder they gave this game such good reviews, with readings like these...
Legion
about 12 years ago
Funny thing, right after I finished reading this comic I logged off to play Oblivion and found the book not 5 minutes after
Bluhbluh
about 12 years ago
"Are you reading porn?"

The proper term is erotica. I mean no.
Jaela
about 12 years ago
There actually was a latter volume to the story that you could illustrate. Its found at this url:

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid

The one you Illustrated was Act IV Scene III, There is another chapter written that takes place later that is Act VII, Scene II.
Dt
about 12 years ago
Haha, found one too.
Foolish
about 12 years ago
Polish that Spear. I'll be watching in the closet.
Anon
about 12 years ago
It would have been even better if the master looked more like Crassius Curio himself.
Real Misterio
about 12 years ago
Rape
MrTTAO
about 12 years ago
Nowhere in this comic is it mentioned that her name, in the book, is "Lifts-Her-Tail"
Sasha Nekosune
about 12 years ago
NerfNow Argonian maids are the best.
Anomynous
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_101687]@Mewt[/url]: Is this better? http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/215/4/c/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid_by_Vaikard.jpg
Mujaki
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_101727]@Davtwan[/url]: Here's a link to Crassius Curio, the author of that play. http://uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Crassius_Curio Unfortunately, Morrowind came out in 2002, and so the part where you must kiss him? Entirely in text. ALL of the NPC dialogue was text. No real "video" to show you.
Mikey!
about 12 years ago
inb4 porn of this ends up on paheal because someone pays him to make it.
Dominic
about 12 years ago
The argonians look nowhere this cute. Well unless one is also an argonian I suppose.
Sander
about 12 years ago
I loved the drawing style.
Khârn the Betrayer
about 12 years ago
Yes, I think more of this will be a go thing.
Davtwan
about 12 years ago
What is this, YouTube? Why is everyone confused about where this story will lead? The source comes from the damn description. Granted, it's Wikia, but I think reading the description is sort of required.
Davtwan
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_101631]@Elmur[/url]: MY SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET!
Ninj77
about 12 years ago
Why do I get the feeling that, when things are about to get interesting...a guard will come into the room shouting: "Stop right there!"
Lancars
about 12 years ago
Fun Fact. Argonian's can change there gender at will. So your maid there could be female or male or both at the same time.
Green45
about 12 years ago
So are we going to get some Argonian porn, Jo? I mean, really.
Mewt
about 12 years ago
That's..not an argonian.

GREAT JOB FUCKING UP THE ARGONIAN DESIGN AND MAKING IT ALL KAWAII ANIMU, JO!
kdebones
about 12 years ago
I'm a bit saddened; he's wearing a "Fine Hat". Izougly yet the argonian izohawt. Goddamn Tentacle Jo knows how to illustrates in-game erotic novels.
McButterpants
about 12 years ago
Breasts be damned, Jo draws one hot Argonian maid.
Shame
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_101639]@Anon№1[/url]: Sadly this thing doesn't look human either. why is knuckles trying to clean MJ's house?
Greenman
about 12 years ago
sorry,wrong format:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonMammalMammaries
Greenman
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_101658]@Lulz[/url]: http://tvtrops.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonMammalMammaries
Kastaviy
about 12 years ago
Hottest pic jo ever made.
Need to BONK!
Aellyx
about 12 years ago
totally approve that
Lulz
about 12 years ago
Gotta love the people who are mining the Argonian boobies.

Oh wait, Argonians don't have boobies. XD
Baragoon
about 12 years ago
10$ says people are just waiting on the mature things he will be making later....
Korey
about 12 years ago
I'm entirely sure what you were going for here, and you missed entirely, nobody could identify that as an argonian.
Anon№1
about 12 years ago
"Argonian appearance ranges from reptilian to almost human; this is decided by the amount of Hist sap they ingest as hatchlings"
From UESP.net
Elmur
about 12 years ago
But what about his magic helmet?
What good is a polished spear when you pay no attention to the helmet!
Mz
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_101591]@Mz[/url]: i mean life!
gimmethegepgun
about 12 years ago
Nerfnow: Now with more copypasta slash fics.
inwinta
about 12 years ago
As I said a few post ago..

"everything is better with more porn inside"

Davtwan
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_101558]@Mujaki[/url]: *has gotten my interest.* May I see a video of this scene?
Boobr
about 12 years ago
Argonian women are hot, i'm not even kidding, when i saw one in Skyrim i just knew i could tap dat ass all night, no homo.
lefiath
about 12 years ago
I really laughted when I first saw this in Oblivion. Many of the books contains stories that I found really boring, but this... also I'm glad everytime you try something new with comics. (Nice old comics style.)
Random Internet Person #13242452
about 12 years ago
You do realize, now that you've done this, you're obligated to also parody the similar "romance" novel(s) in World of Warcraft, right?

.. although please don't do the ghoul and banshee one..
RoderickBR
about 12 years ago
So, a kind of Argonian-tan?
Durp durp
about 12 years ago
I don't know about you guys, but I think that this is done in good taste.It captures fully the "cheesy erotic novel" style of the book itself, and, although she indeed doesn't look like an Argonian at all, maybe it's for the best.
I mean come on, Argonians in Skyrim are more like dinosaurs...
zeruf
about 12 years ago
........ me gusta, what can i say, if it's female, aware, and willing i'd hit just about anything.
Jansay
about 12 years ago
AWESOME!
Mastahopo
about 12 years ago
I hope in my travels I wont find r34 of the "Lusty Argonian Maiden" Courtesy of JoPereira
USAF_Son
about 12 years ago
Kill me now.
Blur
about 12 years ago
@French Cunt Ass Dick

I used Google Translate. So I keep the French jokes, and the pron. :p
Red
about 12 years ago
Ahhh many bad memories returning. This was the first book (or similar) I found in Oblivion and I read the whole thing because I thought that was the only book in the game so I thought it was super important and didn't know there were so many books.

Also: damn you for making Argonians so not ugly.
T Chicken
about 12 years ago
Isn't the guy supposed to be Dunmer in Lusty Argonian!
Mz
about 12 years ago
holy hell!! ur bringing them books to like XD
Meh
about 12 years ago
Another great strip. Very clever, and the style fits perfectly.
Truth
about 12 years ago
Okay, Jo. This one? This one's clever. I'd take my hat off to you, but my hat leaves my head for nobody, lest I'm dead.
SRG
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_101475]@Resstarr[/url]: DARN looks like someone had the same idea of this being a fan cross over of Mass effect and Elder scrolls.
SRG
about 12 years ago
So jo really a tail from an Argonian?
Even though this argonian looks more like an Asari with an tail/Jo.
Also what's with michael jackson before losing his nose being the master?
ZombiePlasticClock
about 12 years ago
Wow, I didn't expect a Nerfnow adaption of the funniest thing from Morrowind. You have made my day, Jo
That guy across the street eating your dck
about 12 years ago
Either shes talking about daggerfall spears or nerf now has gone extremely buffed with more actio
Chaos
about 12 years ago
A book full of nothing but innuendos. I've always loved it.
Mujaki
about 12 years ago
Linked to the Wikia version? Meh.
The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages is much, much better!
http://uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid
You can actually meet the author of that play, in Morrowind. And as part of the main plot, you must kiss him. Male or female character, he WILL want you.
Emo Panda
about 12 years ago
Use the UESP wiki you fool!
magnus
about 12 years ago
She looks cute
can't wait for the next part with the "oven" ;)
-_-
about 12 years ago
daggerfalls the real barenziah is uncensored too.
French Cunt Ass Dick
about 12 years ago
giggity.

Hey, je peut lire le français!!!! À moi les passages érotiques!!!! That's what you get from insulting french, bitches. Now you no get pr0n.
Wiynn
about 12 years ago
..,....... what did i just read..
Wisknort
about 12 years ago
The first panel, the speech can go either way around. It doesn't make much sense either way. :S
Bethan
about 12 years ago
for those who know how to read French, there is another book with a "hot" passage, but that's censored in English:
en: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Real_Barenziah,_Book_II
fr: http://lagbt.wiwiland.net/wikibiblio/index.php/Barenziah_la_vraie_histoire_II
Darko
about 12 years ago
So predicting the joke upcoming on the next page.
Um..
about 12 years ago
Technically the Argonian is all his, not any of yours, or mine. If Jo makes the comic like this then it automatically means the person having his "spear polished" gets the girl doing the deed.
Von
about 12 years ago
awesome.
Combinecommando
about 12 years ago
Thank you now you just gave me a boner but I don't hate you for so much :3 I DEMAND PRONZ!!!!
derp herp
about 12 years ago
Uuhh... he has a rule 34 page?

...link plz... XD
Adria_Penguin
about 12 years ago
Awwww... That argonian is so cute!

I demand an Act VII, Scene II sequel!
Zero-00
about 12 years ago
I just poked around the wiki to see what an argonian looks like out of the context of the comic and all I have to say is Holy Fuck what is wrong with you guys
Skip
about 12 years ago
That Argonian is so cuute.
I want my Argonians to look like that.
Farjuan
about 12 years ago
I made a video about that book lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_xG_FMi3rA
Isen
about 12 years ago
I demand a continuation on your Rule 34!
random guy from the internet
about 12 years ago
i like where this is going
Rubexbox
about 12 years ago
Let me guess.... the punchline is that the maid's going to polish an actual spear.

Speaking of the maid, she's adorable.
Crit
about 12 years ago
Ah ha ha! I predict a bait-and-switch. What *are* you up to, Jo?
This is a problem?
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_101469]@pong[/url]: You say it like this would be presentable if it DID look like an Argonian.
Nerfnow
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_101469]@pong[/url]: Good. :)
Resstarr
about 12 years ago
More like the lusty Asari maid.
pong
about 12 years ago
I don't really understand what you were aiming for here, but that looks nothing like an Argonian....at all.
Theevilppz
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_101464]@Praefectus[/url]: What's shown in this comic is pretty much all that is in the book. It's simply an erotica novel where no one would expect one, filled with innuendo.
Kash
about 12 years ago
Whoah Whoah, omg ROFL, lol that book, that book. HAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHA.
Praefectus
about 12 years ago
I get the feeling I would get get more of the joke if I played Elder Scrolls games.
Jimi
about 12 years ago
Greatest.
Books.
Ever.