What people are saying about "Bread Sharing"
Bread Sharing
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get your troll on
about 13 years ago
Ok then...
Dzonatan
about 13 years ago
This totally reminds me of one affair in Poland where a certain baker decided to share the leftovers with homeless people only to later get 200,000 zł donation tax... WTF? Common courtesy dead so much?
Zan
about 13 years ago
Thus some Yakitake Japan fans had their week made.
Pineda
about 13 years ago
bad
Alan
about 13 years ago
@Dead Herald

Lies... Jesus was a shaman... everyone knows that,... he ressed himself and walked on water...
RoderickBR
about 13 years ago
Technically, God himself holds copyrights for everything, so Jesus can get off easy since he's son of the big man himself.
Dad's boys...
Stabitha
about 13 years ago
Pfft. This is clearly Fair Use.
volgen
about 13 years ago
Funny Bread fact: Most bakers who bake there own breads (especially sourdoughs) cultivate specific kinds of yeast that are critical for the bread to rise and have flavor, texture and taste. Bakers since biblical times used these yeasts as a kind of copy protection on there product.
Jayke
about 13 years ago
The hilarious (not) thing is that nowadays this could almost certainly happen. Monsanto has patented the DNA of the grain they produce. If Jesus had multiplied bread that had been made with flour milled from Monsanto wheat, you bet Monsanto would try to sue.
TehRadnom
about 13 years ago
It should be noted that once they go to sleep, the bread will be gone in the morning... Conjured items never tend to stay in the inventory too long...
Dude
about 13 years ago
Fun fact :
I'm atheist, yet I find this hilarious


FLAME WAR ANYONE??? 8D
Patch Notes
about 13 years ago
5/5/0031 Creation Patch Notes
-Fixed Bread and Fish duplication bug.
Somebody Else
about 13 years ago
Lol. Before, I had seen how the priests of the day would be threatened by Jesus, but not the bread merchants!
Stevebat
about 13 years ago
Further proof that Bobby Kotick is the devil and Activision is a form of hell.
David
about 13 years ago
Pt. 2

The moses version was something like

People: WE HAS NO FOOD
Moses: Hey God, what do I do here?
God: *makes it rain bread*
People: IT'S RAINING BREAD HAX.
David
about 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_66522]@Sweee[/url] You're thinking mana (the bread, not the magic juice of video games). Also, to be fair it does look like a desert here. The story with the bread and fish that Jesus did was supposed to be just outside of a town if I recall. At the very least, not the middle of a desert.
Prof. Luigi
about 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_66522]@Sweee[/url]: No, it was Jesus.
more eloquent
about 13 years ago
http://boingboing.net/images/xeni/xs3qw_02b4.jpg
Sweee
about 13 years ago
they are too many for us to feed.

bring the shotgun to me.

fixed

btw wasnt it moses who did the bread stuff in this desert?
Mr. Al
about 13 years ago
Hm, jesus sure like using bread in almost everyhting he said or did. Wonder if it has anything to do with Moses and the manna in the desert, reminding myself on how jesus continually trolled the robes of the high priests by voice-spamming "I pwn Moses and abraham" on the Templegrounds Israeli server
Elia Moroes
about 13 years ago
Nice! Now Jesus can craft the two pices of bread together to make a new piece of bread!
Mr. Al
about 13 years ago
auhm, actually, I think pretty much everyone here forgets that God would just point out the fact that that secret recipe is made with materials he created, and that God always knew the baker would use them in a "secret" recipe, and therefor turn it around so that the baker would be the pirate?
pong
about 13 years ago
Sometimes I wonder what the implications of the invention of a machine that can duplicate any object would be.
Nazi
about 13 years ago
@SAC student: Actually i think you mean ironic
>_<
about 13 years ago
Jusus is teh dupe mastah!
A Better Grammar Nazi
about 13 years ago
M. Night Shyamallamma, "They are too many to feed." is a perfectly acceptable sentence.

Heil Englisch!
Oh Jesus.
about 13 years ago
Hum.

This is why, if I ever become an omnipotent super being, I won't try to solve people's problems for them. The complaining and the bitching.

IF YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY, I'LL GIVE YOU LOBOTOMIES THOUGH.
SAC student
about 13 years ago
How convenient, my computer class just discussed about this topic 1 hour ago.
Narf Now
about 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_66487]@technologist[/url]: Is "non sequitur" describing your post? The comic made no mention of the law.
"Not" Robin Walker
about 13 years ago
We realized that our blog was vandalized by those darn birds. So we take our syringe guns and kill all of em' but the entire blog was now full of syringe hole so we have to create an entire new blog *grrr*
technologist
about 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_66483]@Talcon[/url]: But then it would lose the socialist chic.
technologist
about 13 years ago
Non sequitur. Jesus (Son of God, etc.) would claim prior art and advise all subsequent bread is derivative.

Humor, history, law and logic fail.
Talcon
about 13 years ago
Remove words from last panel and it becomes funny.

This isn't CAD. Words words words are no good
wkz
about 13 years ago
Not shown: Roman lawyers dragging the "defendant" to his sentencing...
M. Night Shyamallamma
about 13 years ago
"They are too many for us to feed"

"There are too many for us to feed" - Fixed that for you
asdf
about 13 years ago
HNGH OH GOD THE UBER UPDATE WHY ARE YOU NOT COVERING IT
Marc
about 13 years ago
They wouldn't buy the bakers bread anyway! Nothing to blame Jesus.
juances
about 13 years ago
The bread looks like the Xbox button.
Sederic
about 13 years ago
Don't ask what he did when two people wanted steak, no one speaks of that day anymore...