What people are saying about "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"
Dwarf Fortress 1/2
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Loof
over 8 years ago
Cats adopt dorfs, not the other way around.
Some Dude
over 8 years ago
For all you on the DF/MC debate, make an epic DF whatever, and the use DF2MC. It converts a DF map into a similar map in MC. Just don't let the creepers blow it to hell.
:3
over 8 years ago
Needz moar catgirls.
Aurum
over 8 years ago
Example of a bad mandate when Caravans come....

"Export of Slade products crafts BANNED". C'mon! What else can we trade. PFFT
A Fan
over 8 years ago
@StarPilot: That's what happens when you let Otacon program the disguise kit...
z
over 8 years ago
this pleases me.
SRG
over 8 years ago
@A Bag of Opinions:you won't your dwarfs be doing that for you. all you need to be Raging about is how to keep those nobles at bay... maybe by making a room which floor is really a retracting bridge with a pit connected to the caverns. if you get a bad mandate
flip the switch and boom no more noble
Aurum
over 8 years ago
You forgot to mention about Mayday's graphic modset! Course there are others out there. I just like this one. Also Dwarf Therapist is a must :O

http://mayday.w.staszic.waw.pl/df.php
Alex
over 8 years ago
@'nonymous
While I agree that DF is immensely more complex than Minecraft, Minecraft is not to be taken lightly either. And there is a lot of stuff yet to be implemented.

http://youtu.be/f6JqoE7MZEE

http://youtu.be/4-nzgO2tBXw
StarPilot
over 8 years ago
Aw man, Solid Snake transformed into a Cat Girl when he got caught.
'nonymous
over 8 years ago
For those trying to link DF and minecraft ... they're not even remotely alike. DF is incredibly, ridiculously intricate. Its engine generates physics for all objects within the game (even liquids) - allowing you to create a /computer/. Yes, a computer. Go check out the forums.
A Bag of Opinions
over 8 years ago
Man...I want to play this game...

...but I don't want to be in that downward spiral of rage, depression and rage, again...

...meh, you win some you lose some.
Richardson
over 8 years ago
Dwarf Fortress doesn't have a learning curve. It has a learning CLIFF.
SRG
over 8 years ago
@Leon89: someone made jo a minecraft skin a year ago.
danvolodar
over 8 years ago
Yaaaaay DF!
Knight13
over 8 years ago
For this who want a simple explanation of Dwarf Fortress: it's like Sim City except infinitely more complex and all your citizens are retarded manic-depressive alcoholics.
Leon89
over 8 years ago
i would suggest you try minecraft (www.minecraft.net/)
it's kind of like DF, only imagine you are one of the dwarfs in a 3D world
Bob
over 8 years ago
DF is dumb.

Oh, and there's also GUI available you know.
sauceror
over 8 years ago
@Mrt: holy shit, an Order of the Stick reference xfd
Ager
over 8 years ago
Hehe, those dorfs look awesome! More, please!
Urist
over 8 years ago
Oh I can certainly feel the coming catsplosion alright.
Internet Guy
over 8 years ago
For some reason, I find the first little bit of this comic insanely amusing, along with the dwarfs face in the final panel. Also, for everybody confused by todays comic, try this:

http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Main_Page

I suggestion searching basic things like "cat", "Dwarf", etc.
Random poster
over 8 years ago
@Furry:
Do you think its working?
Alido
over 8 years ago
Soon the dorfs will run out of space! Beware the cat!!!!
freshmeatt
over 8 years ago
Next step - Minecraft Alpha.
Hjerpe
over 8 years ago
DF is good, but not as good as Zangband!
Lien
over 8 years ago
"Thug explodes like a blood sausage!"

...oops! wrong game!
Furry
over 8 years ago
My god, He is trying to turn us all furry with his cute drawings!
G
over 8 years ago
Oh gee, do I spy fanservice?

I think I do, and I like it...
Frank
over 8 years ago
@Catsplosion: DAMN YOU CATSPLOSION. I TRY TO GET MY DWARVES TO CHOP ALL THOSE KITTENS TO PREVENT A CATSPLOSION BUT NO, THEY HAVE TO INEXPLICABLY OWN THE LITTLE SHITS. I hate you...
Catsplosion
over 8 years ago
YAY Dwarf fortress!
Mrt
over 8 years ago
I can totally see Versaivus in that elf chief
SRG
over 8 years ago
@SRG: creative mind is well thinking up what you want your dwarfs to do after you got surviving done.
Sarge Buckwheat
over 8 years ago
And here i was suspecting the infamous 2cat dilemma, a surefire way to create a perpetual annoyance for dorfs everywhere.
SRG
over 8 years ago
@SRG: first for dwarf fortress will drag if said cpu having to path find every single living creature and if you want to build a large statue of Mini medic on HWGUY fast you best be either killing or finding ways to kill of variables. think of it as vote kicking the low ping.
SRG
over 8 years ago
@Mujaki: of old dwarf history reading this would lead to old tales of elephants and carp being deadly than the now fluffy wambler which can kill a bronze colossus or two.
also jo needs to first think on sustaining two things if he want to enjoy DF.
a good framerate and creative mind.
Mujaki
over 8 years ago
The most EPIC tale in the history of Dwarf Fortress:
BOATMURDERED.
http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Boatmurdered/
Welcome to [email protected]#%ing Boatmurdered!
jigglebilly
over 8 years ago
catphixiation is urists new fetish
KhakiHat
over 8 years ago
You best use protection, boy.

Wait, isn't having a gigantic harem of sexy cat girls every dwarf's dream? I suppose a few 'live rounds' wouldn't hurt....
jigglebilly
over 8 years ago
I LOVE YOU NERF
THIS MADE MY WEEKEND
come back to steam soon
Dorfnut
over 8 years ago
@Dorfnut: wait there one of them.

so I take it the second part talks about the goblins and their stealin of our kids and tigermens.
Dorfnut
over 8 years ago
Tiger(Wo)man pets?! Well there goes the framerate.
Lamialily
over 8 years ago
Jo delivered on the Dwarf Fortress promise.

I am happy with this. c:
Realmfighter
over 8 years ago
@Alex: Toady nerfed the Carp.

You now have to watch out for the unicorns.
Alex
over 8 years ago
Beware the carp.
Realmfighter
over 8 years ago
@Pertamax!: Its a Dwarf Fortress Meme you don't want to know. (Basically, cats adopt dwarfs, rendering them unkillable if you want your dwarfs to be happy and as they take up computing power if there are 2 of them they will multiply and lag the game to hell)
._.
over 8 years ago
"we will stand for this agression [sic] any longer?"
I assume you mean "won't stand for this aggression any longer", correct? Or am I missing a Dwarf Fortress joke?
over 8 years ago
@Robert: I lol'ed and switched it. Good one.
Pertamax!
over 8 years ago
any one mind explaining 2 cats?
Whohoo
over 8 years ago
The most complex game in the world finally gets nerfed!
Robert
over 8 years ago
Registered just to add that photo note...
TrollShark
over 8 years ago
What is this... I dont even.... not that I'm complaining....
whoa
over 8 years ago
you actually are doing dwarf fortress
Trololol
over 8 years ago
First :B