Nerf NOW!! -- Comments for Dwarf Fortress 1/2http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments.xml2011-02-08T19:22:34ZLoofComment #90 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#548132011-02-08T19:22:34ZCats adopt dorfs, not the other way around.diealeinComment #89 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#493822010-12-03T04:18:02Zthats what you call a cute distraction :PSome DudeComment #88 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#480382010-11-19T06:01:58ZFor all you on the DF/MC debate, make an epic DF whatever, and the use DF2MC. It converts a DF map into a similar map in MC. Just don't let the creepers blow it to hell.:3Comment #87 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#463962010-10-28T14:57:44ZNeedz moar catgirls.Angry Tacohttp://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1345331061Comment #86 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#431882010-09-12T23:38:40Z<3Travelling OboeComment #85 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#429352010-09-11T02:01:03ZVaarsuvius!Dr. SakuyaComment #84 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#425692010-09-08T02:40:38ZI claim these 2 catspioneer1Comment #83 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#421942010-09-05T19:27:02ZQuick! Open up a cask of Dwarven Holy Water!AurumComment #82 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#421222010-09-05T05:41:50ZExample of a bad mandate when Caravans come....<br />
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"Export of Slade products crafts BANNED". C'mon! What else can we trade. PFFTiSpycheckComment #81 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#421182010-09-05T02:47:54Zag"g"ressioniSpycheckComment #80 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#421172010-09-05T02:41:47ZThat's fur.FoxComment #79 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#421152010-09-05T02:16:17ZWanna yiff?A FanComment #78 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#421112010-09-05T00:48:45Z[url=#user_comment_42094]@StarPilot[/url]: That's what happens when you let Otacon program the disguise kit...zComment #77 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#421092010-09-05T00:16:41Zthis pleases me.DarthcabooseComment #76 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#421052010-09-04T23:17:23ZNUCLEAR CAT EXPLOSION INCOMING!SRGComment #75 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#421042010-09-04T22:53:37Z@A Bag of Opinions:you won't your dwarfs be doing that for you. all you need to be Raging about is how to keep those nobles at bay... maybe by making a room which floor is really a retracting bridge with a pit connected to the caverns. if you get a bad mandate<br />
flip the switch and boom no more nobleAurumComment #74 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420992010-09-04T20:59:52ZBackup in case dwarven ale and drinks runs out.AurumComment #73 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420972010-09-04T20:56:27ZYou forgot to mention about Mayday's graphic modset! Course there are others out there. I just like this one. Also Dwarf Therapist is a must :O<br />
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http://mayday.w.staszic.waw.pl/df.phpAlexComment #72 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420962010-09-04T20:44:22Z@'nonymous<br />
While I agree that DF is immensely more complex than Minecraft, Minecraft is not to be taken lightly either. And there is a lot of stuff yet to be implemented.<br />
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http://youtu.be/f6JqoE7MZEE<br />
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http://youtu.be/4-nzgO2tBXwStarPilotComment #71 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420942010-09-04T20:24:29ZAw man, Solid Snake transformed into a Cat Girl when he got caught.'nonymousComment #70 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420932010-09-04T19:48:59ZFor those trying to link DF and minecraft ... they're not even remotely alike. DF is incredibly, ridiculously intricate. Its engine generates physics for all objects within the game (even liquids) - allowing you to create a /computer/. Yes, a computer. Go check out the forums.A Bag of OpinionsComment #69 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420922010-09-04T18:49:30ZMan...I want to play this game...<br />
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...but I don't want to be in that downward spiral of rage, depression and rage, again...<br />
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...meh, you win some you lose some.A Bag of OpinionsComment #68 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420902010-09-04T18:46:54ZHoly SHIT! Carp! Fuckin' Carp! They're EVERYWHERE! Get away from the water! No, Asnada! NOOOOOO! RichardsonComment #67 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420892010-09-04T18:13:17ZDwarf Fortress doesn't have a learning curve. It has a learning CLIFF.SRGComment #66 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420882010-09-04T17:49:35Z[url=#user_comment_42083]@Leon89[/url]: someone made jo a minecraft skin a year ago.
danvolodarComment #65 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420872010-09-04T17:11:52ZYaaaaay DF!V4VoraciousComment #64 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420862010-09-04T17:02:49ZYiff Face!Knight13Comment #63 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420852010-09-04T16:46:53ZFor this who want a simple explanation of Dwarf Fortress: it's like Sim City except infinitely more complex and all your citizens are retarded manic-depressive alcoholics.Leon89Comment #62 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420832010-09-04T16:22:22Zi would suggest you try minecraft (www.minecraft.net/)<br />
it's kind of like DF, only imagine you are one of the dwarfs in a 3D worldBobComment #61 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420822010-09-04T15:52:20ZDF is dumb.<br />
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Oh, and there's also GUI available you know.Wolfhowl44Comment #60 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420812010-09-04T14:41:33ZInsert fart noise heresaucerorComment #59 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420792010-09-04T13:59:22Z[url=#user_comment_42045]@Mrt[/url]: holy shit, an Order of the Stick reference xfdAgerComment #58 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420782010-09-04T13:48:08ZHehe, those dorfs look awesome! More, please!UristComment #57 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420762010-09-04T13:03:42ZOh I can certainly feel the coming catsplosion alright.Internet GuyComment #56 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420752010-09-04T12:53:00ZFor some reason, I find the first little bit of this comic insanely amusing, along with the dwarfs face in the final panel. Also, for everybody confused by todays comic, try this:<br />
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http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Main_Page<br />
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I suggestion searching basic things like "cat", "Dwarf", etc.jean-baptistComment #55 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420742010-09-04T12:48:45Znow with less colour and more unknown games!Random posterComment #54 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420732010-09-04T12:29:54Z[url=#user_comment_42060]@Furry[/url]:
Do you think its working?Mr.BubblesComment #53 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420712010-09-04T11:59:54ZWell I gues this is mine :3AlidoComment #52 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420682010-09-04T11:38:35ZSoon the dorfs will run out of space! Beware the cat!!!!freshmeattComment #51 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420672010-09-04T11:18:30ZNext step - Minecraft Alpha.HjerpeComment #50 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420652010-09-04T11:00:23ZDF is good, but not as good as Zangband!LienComment #49 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420622010-09-04T10:07:22Z"Thug explodes like a blood sausage!"<br />
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...oops! wrong game!PeacecraftComment #48 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420612010-09-04T10:02:11ZI claim the legion of of nekos.FurryComment #47 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420602010-09-04T10:01:11ZMy god, He is trying to turn us all furry with his cute drawings!Xenni~ ♪Comment #46 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420592010-09-04T09:41:51Z;3GComment #45 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420582010-09-04T09:27:48ZOh gee, do I spy fanservice?<br />
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I think I do, and I like it...FrankComment #44 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420572010-09-04T08:46:20Z[url=#user_comment_42055]@Catsplosion[/url]: DAMN YOU CATSPLOSION. I TRY TO GET MY DWARVES TO CHOP ALL THOSE KITTENS TO PREVENT A CATSPLOSION BUT NO, THEY HAVE TO INEXPLICABLY OWN THE LITTLE SHITS. I hate you...FrankComment #43 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420562010-09-04T08:44:39ZPictured: The beginning of a Catsplosion. Also this dwarf is clearly suffering from ale withdrawal.CatsplosionComment #42 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420552010-09-04T08:44:34ZYAY Dwarf fortress!FrankComment #41 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420532010-09-04T08:43:01ZPICTURED: The bitch who'll send armies of elves to have "fun" with your dwarves; and by fun, I mean mutilating all your dwarves.FrankComment #40 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420512010-09-04T08:37:54ZPrepare for "fun"!ray10kComment #39 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420482010-09-04T08:33:42Zerror here, it is "was adopted by"MrtComment #38 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420452010-09-04T08:13:05ZI can totally see Versaivus in that elf chiefSRGComment #37 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420422010-09-04T07:59:01Z[url=#user_comment_42038]@SRG[/url]: creative mind is well thinking up what you want your dwarfs to do after you got surviving done.
Sarge BuckwheatComment #36 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420392010-09-04T07:51:42ZAnd here i was suspecting the infamous 2cat dilemma, a surefire way to create a perpetual annoyance for dorfs everywhere.SRGComment #35 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420382010-09-04T07:49:57Z[url=#user_comment_42037]@SRG[/url]: first for dwarf fortress will drag if said cpu having to path find every single living creature and if you want to build a large statue of Mini medic on HWGUY fast you best be either killing or finding ways to kill of variables. think of it as vote kicking the low ping. SRGComment #34 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420372010-09-04T07:45:35Z[url=#user_comment_42036]@Mujaki[/url]: of old dwarf history reading this would lead to old tales of elephants and carp being deadly than the now fluffy wambler which can kill a bronze colossus or two.
also jo needs to first think on sustaining two things if he want to enjoy DF.
a good framerate and creative mind.MujakiComment #33 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420362010-09-04T07:38:45ZThe most EPIC tale in the history of Dwarf Fortress:<br />
BOATMURDERED.<br />
http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Boatmurdered/<br />
Welcome to f@#%ing Boatmurdered!Project_marsComment #32 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420352010-09-04T07:24:11ZAle: Standard Preferred Drink of Dwarves everywhere.Project_marsComment #31 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420342010-09-04T07:21:48ZGuess the gender of the Elf! An age old Party Game.jigglebillyComment #30 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420332010-09-04T07:06:00ZKobould herejigglebillyComment #29 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420312010-09-04T06:55:56Zcatphixiation is urists new fetishjigglebillyComment #28 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420302010-09-04T06:51:48ZFinally my Elven Mail order vibration doll has arrived!<br />
:Urist recieves a happy thought:KhakiHatComment #27 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420292010-09-04T06:50:10ZYou best use protection, boy.<br />
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Wait, isn't having a gigantic harem of sexy cat girls every dwarf's dream? I suppose a few 'live rounds' wouldn't hurt....jigglebillyComment #26 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420282010-09-04T06:49:13ZI LOVE YOU NERF<br />
THIS MADE MY WEEKEND<br />
come back to steam soonJeffComment #25 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420272010-09-04T06:38:08ZBone, Meat, Pussy?JeffComment #24 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420262010-09-04T06:37:27ZIt's a trap!DorfnutComment #23 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420252010-09-04T06:29:38Z[url=#user_comment_42024]@Dorfnut[/url]: wait there one of them.
so I take it the second part talks about the goblins and their stealin of our kids and tigermens. DorfnutComment #22 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420242010-09-04T06:21:31ZTiger(Wo)man pets?! Well there goes the framerate.<br />
LamialilyComment #21 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420232010-09-04T06:20:25ZJo delivered on the Dwarf Fortress promise.<br />
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I am happy with this. c:RealmfighterComment #20 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420222010-09-04T06:18:45Z[url=#user_comment_42021]@Alex[/url]: Toady nerfed the Carp.
You now have to watch out for the unicorns.AlexComment #19 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420212010-09-04T06:14:04ZBeware the carp.RealmfighterComment #18 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420202010-09-04T06:08:20Z@Pertamax!: Its a Dwarf Fortress Meme you don't want to know. (Basically, cats adopt dwarfs, rendering them unkillable if you want your dwarfs to be happy and as they take up computing power if there are 2 of them they will multiply and lag the game to hell)Andrew David Colbyhttp://www.facebook.com/PrinnikazeComment #17 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420192010-09-04T06:02:10ZNope.aviNomadicComment #16 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420182010-09-04T05:57:49ZPull the bauxite lever?JapaComment #15 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420172010-09-04T05:53:04ZThe cat is using mind control to make you think she looks like this. she's actually just a catBuddComment #14 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420162010-09-04T05:44:45Z-insert cock here-._.Comment #13 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420152010-09-04T05:43:12Z"we will stand for this agression [sic] any longer?"<br />
I assume you mean "won't stand for this aggression any longer", correct? Or am I missing a Dwarf Fortress joke?PedroComment #12 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420142010-09-04T05:40:38ZA CATNerfnowhttps://www.facebook.com/jo.pereira.3994Comment #11 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420132010-09-04T05:40:02Z[url=#user_comment_42009]@Robert[/url]: I lol'ed and switched it. Good one.Pertamax!Comment #10 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420122010-09-04T05:37:41Zany one mind explaining 2 cats?WhohooComment #9 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420102010-09-04T05:36:56ZThe most complex game in the world finally gets nerfed!RobertComment #8 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420092010-09-04T05:35:09ZRegistered just to add that photo note...RobertComment #7 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420082010-09-04T05:34:34ZFine tooTheWinrarComment #6 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420072010-09-04T05:32:56Zspy hereTheWinrarComment #5 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420062010-09-04T05:32:37Zsure why notDirkHardpeckComment #4 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420052010-09-04T05:29:17Z2catTrollSharkComment #3 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420032010-09-04T05:26:42ZWhat is this... I dont even.... not that I'm complaining....whoaComment #2 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420012010-09-04T05:21:55Zyou actually are doing dwarf fortressTrolololComment #1 for "Dwarf Fortress 1/2"http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/370/comments#420022010-09-04T05:21:55ZFirst :B