What people are saying about "Give Patch"
Give Patch
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almost 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_350434]@Khaz[/url]: as soon as I try that I realize that many species can't even read. What a waste
Mr. Al
almost 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_350439]@Marabunta[/url] That chest is only available to Chinese players. Dota 2 has had a spree of making stuff only available for Koreans and Chinese people lately...
almost 10 years ago
why you have to report cyborgmatt BibleThump
Marabunta
almost 10 years ago
But Jo, we got a new treasure chest!
almost 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_350434]@Khaz[/url]: Lolwhat? All the Dota 2 patches since launch would probably create a shorter novel, and how much time it takes to read it depends on your reading speed. So how has your day been? I'm only asking because there are bugs that live for only a day. What a pointless, stupid comment.
almost 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_350398]@Cybercobra[/url]: Just want to say this is utter nonsense, as adding new heroes to the game does not affect the pro scene at all, it's not until after the heroes get added to captains mode that it affects the pro scene.
almost 10 years ago
I want someone to calculate exactly how much time it would take to read every patch note since Dota 2 came out.

Then I want you all to realize that many species don't even get to live that long.

What a waste.
almost 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_350408]@Rvk[/url]: I wouldn't mind seeing the Lusty Argonian Maid return either.
almost 10 years ago
It wouldn't matter if we upgraded courier, Valve time isn't affected by more money.
Somebody
almost 10 years ago
...somewhere ° * :. ¸ :. . • ° . * :. * :. . ¸ . ° * :. ¸. ¸ . ¸. ...in a parallel universe* ¸ ° :. . . * ° * :. ¸° * :. ¸° * :. ¸ ...Techies ° . ¸. ¸ .° :. . • ¸.. ¸ . ¸ * ...is live :.
LoSpettroItaliano
almost 10 years ago
In the new patch I want a nerfed Tinker, a buffed Batrider (no one has used him since last year), a Phoenix's Captain's Mode apparition.
I also hope for Underlord and Oracle to be released (they're are already in the game! They just need to be activated!) and an abort of the Void's remodel.
FusRoDah!
almost 10 years ago
Ever since tinker got immortal Boots Of Travel, people started to play him a lot.
almost 10 years ago
you draw nice boobs but how can you fail on drawing dota2's icon?:D love u jo
Synchrotron
almost 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_350398]@Cybercobra[/url]: That's not really true since there are stable versions of Dota to be used in championships that doesn't include the last heroes/balancing, but even if there wasn't this option, a 5 month gap between the last hero and TI4 is large enough to prevent any problem in the pro scene.
Morru Q'uaan
almost 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_350397]@Synchrotron[/url] Meanwhile in LoL land, Azir of the Shifting Sands, Gnar, Braum and Vel'koz this year, Balance patches every other week. Though some people would argue that the new Champs are OP. Also to the person who put "W" Over Ponder, Ponder COULD work.
almost 10 years ago
Actually the longer the patch the better, I hate techies.
Rvk
almost 10 years ago
Hello Jo. Do you plan to bring back the Argonian maid one day? It's been a while without this character and you made funny things with her in the past!
Kiasmato
almost 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_350397]@Synchrotron[/url]: Secondly, new heroes would have been a stupid idea before Ti4, and I'm sure it takes a lot to balance, code and integrate a new hero like techies. Finally cosmetics in DotA look really good, Real people can make some semblance of a living off of working on DotA cosmetics.
Kiasmato
almost 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_350397]@Synchrotron[/url]: I disagree. First off there are no "absurdly OP heroes" there are always counters and in pub games i've seen and watched the heroes that you think are "OP" aren't OP if there are good players on the other team, and as for pro games the meta is fast push, early aggro and clashy heroes
Cybercobra
almost 10 years ago
[url=#user_comment_350397]@Synchrotron[/url]: actualy the reason we havent had any heroes for months is becouse icefrog did not want to suddenly add a new hero that the pro's had to deal with for TI4. hence the next update with a hero is right after TI4 same for big balance patches.
Synchrotron
almost 10 years ago
Absurdly OP heroes melting faces on both tournament and pub matches, seven fucking months without a new hero being ported and every day we see stupid hats being added into the game and forcing us to download 200+ MB of useless content. Valve is fucking destroying Dota.