What people are saying about "Constellation S4"
Constellation S4
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person
about 11 years ago
WARNING:FYI this contains 200 METAL
assivyBam
over 11 years ago
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John G
over 11 years ago
In 1985 I knew people who bought CD players not cause they were any better, but strictly because "everyone's getting one" That was in their own words! I'm pretty sure lots of people with smartphones have no idea how to use them outside of texting and playing music.
Sasha Nekosune
over 11 years ago
*insert extra panel where the Constellation mistakes Soldier for an enemy as Engie watches in horror as Constellation kills soldier.*
Vet
over 11 years ago
"Hey Soldier!..." How many times did I hear that overseas!
over 11 years ago
Since Jo can't openly say, I'll say it for him: Look up Samsung Galaxy S4. The only good thing is that it'll make the S3 get cheaper within some months.
Alex
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_264690]@Reality[/url]: I suspect that it might have been a dig at new smartphone generations being rather pricy for at best marginal improvements over the previous generation.
Midou
over 11 years ago
That sentry beep in the last panel is inexplicably adorable. XD
IxaoEclipse
over 11 years ago
Silly Jo, Shinies are easy to obtain! Just use an Action Replay!
Shakeda
over 11 years ago
Comic for new Wheatley Sapper plz~
Reality
over 11 years ago
Mini sentries only take 100 metal to create, so she had enough left over to make a dispenser for her team
She's just terrible at the game
Raven
over 11 years ago
Older phones could text me without it freezing, but anything new always did. And as other people got new phones, I kept having to take my battery out more often. And the networks up here can take days to deliver a text. I've gotten texts from friends on monday morning that they sent friday night.
Raven
over 11 years ago
The problem is that phones are designed to become obsolete, even if they are still perfectly functional, and part of the problem there is from the phone companies. I had to buy a new phone because anything beyond a phone call would freeze it and I'd have to take the battery out to reset it. cont..
Serathis
over 11 years ago
Yay no LOL! Jo, remember the times when you didn't have speech bubbles?
over 11 years ago
On topic of the S4 Mini-Sentry, I want to see what Saxton Hale will do to the patent trolls who'll be coming for him over the Color of the Plasma Lamp.
over 11 years ago
The problem with smartphone market is that it is still treated like the old "feature phone" market, and not like a computer market. Personal Computer replacement used to run from 3 to 5 years depending on what you did. Smartphones are now as powerful as computers were about 10 years ago....
LE
over 11 years ago
LE SO SEXY LE
iamnotspy
over 11 years ago
And then the soldier smiles and slaps a sapper on it...
Mini sentrys are kawaii
over 11 years ago
but the purpose of the mini- sentrys is to be cheap and disposable
if anything they are chinese smartphones
would make more sense if the s4 was a super expensive sentry lv4 which the only upgrades are the lamp, camera and the touch
vash_ts
over 11 years ago
next: the destructomatic T47!
It comes with autoreload and fax/modem!
Spaqin
over 11 years ago
1. Acquire high-end smartphone, can be an older model like GNex.
2. Be happy that everything works.
3. Set a requirement new phone has to meet before you buy it, ie. "I will buy a new phone if it will be able to emulate PSP and Wii perfectly"
4. Save money by not buying unnecessary smartphones.
Quinch
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_264285]@Zanaan[/url]: I would've pegged it more for an Apple reference, given the low bang-for-buck performance ratio.
Trolling Nerd
over 11 years ago
But Anon, this one has a Plasma Lamp, Camera, and Touch Interface!
Anon
over 11 years ago
Lies a mini turit costs 100 and a dispencer also costs 100
Mac
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_264285]@Zanaan[/url] Ugh, I just noticed that now lol.
Mac
over 11 years ago
You have a good point, Jo. My last phone was an iPhone 3g, and I only stopped using that because it started to have hardware failures after like four years of use.

Have a Galaxy s3 now, probably won't need a new phone for a decade or so. :3
Olavo
over 11 years ago
Isn't it supposed to be "even if THEIR budget won't allow it."?
tuth
over 11 years ago
dis why evuryting ebur sucks. liek and faeforiyte dis cohment pls and ie suhb back plssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_264285]@Zanaan[/url]: Don't feel too bad; I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out. I thought it was some kind of police-turret. I don't keep track of tech-upgrades much.
Beretta
over 11 years ago
Soldier-chan is just better then the original.
Plus, "MAGGOT!" would sound so cute coming from her.
Or perhaps terrifying.
Either way, it'd be awesome.
Also, I love the Engie "sorry but not really" face.
DM1293
over 11 years ago
I'm still waiting for a line of wrist-mounted computers honestly.

Or that Augmented Reality stuff to kick off more. That'd be cool.
Zanaan
over 11 years ago
After reading this like 3 times, I finally realized it's a rip on the galaxy s4. I feel dumb now.
Bob
over 11 years ago
I can't help but feel that the Constellation turret is a reference to our lord and savior Star Citizen...
Anon
over 11 years ago
You know, this comic makes me wonder why Valve hasn't dropped a $100 pocket watch in the Mann Co Store that makes one's buildings gold plated.
Thank you jo, may we have another?
over 11 years ago
BLU SOLDIER ARC PLEASE!
Bad Karma
over 11 years ago
Stupid soldier probably took the metal anyway.
HeliaXDemoN
over 11 years ago
~õ~
PC gamer
over 11 years ago
Can it run original Crysis?
Zealous
over 11 years ago
No fan service. I am not amused.
Ninj77
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_264155]@YANA[/url]: Yeah, I know, pal. The funniest though, there were 3 of us making the first comment at the same time! Now that's a popular site you have, Jo!
kurato
over 11 years ago
yay, tf2 comic back, with actual tf2 content. not that d2d cross over crap.
Alex
over 11 years ago
Oh noes, I missed a tf2 update
Discrider
over 11 years ago
Pssh.

Metal is something you shoot at people, not build minisentries with.
Pootis Spencer
over 11 years ago
This is the reason why tf2 sucks...
NONE
over 11 years ago
I NEED MINI DISPENSER NAOW!!!
usbfridge
over 11 years ago
I wish Jo drew the touch-screen interface, although I'm probably going to make that now anyways.
YANA
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_264151]@Ninj77[/url]: I was first when i was making comment :( so Lucky :(
YANA
over 11 years ago
I hate 'em when I'm playing and almost dying
Bomber678
over 11 years ago
Damn, I missed it!
Took too long deciding. :(
Bomber678
over 11 years ago
Hmm, first comment... I should say something witty.

Um.

No first for you?
Ninj77
over 11 years ago
Can't beleive it! It's been so long since I've been FIRST!

And of course, poor soldier girl.