What people are saying about "The End(s)"
The End(s)
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Yulian
about 12 years ago
When i see this i just cant help but be reminded of an anus have some truly explosive diarrhea. Maybe this is a metaphor.
Wolfzoon
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_124511]@Rathial[/url]: I thank thee. I, as hopefully one of many, never have nor will play ME3, and this enables me to rage along with all ye fanbois.
Sasha Nekosune
over 12 years ago
Personally i liked the FLASHY GREEN COMBO OF ORGANIC AND SYNTHETIC ending. I find it cute that Joker and Edi will probably be able to have a child. after all. everything is now a combination of synthetic and organic materials. even joker and Edi. and i hope to see Shepards kids.
Sero
over 12 years ago
TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER!
~X~
over 12 years ago
U ma, Failos?
SnakePlissken
over 12 years ago
GokuShep: Luckily you missed every one of my vital organs.
Reaper: What?! ALL OF THEM???
Drive-by Spammer
over 12 years ago
A lackluster ending to an otherwise near-perfect game makes it all the more memorable.

For the wrong reasons.
an-on-a-moose
over 12 years ago
FUN FACT: Bioware, and only Bioware, approved the ending.

Blame all you want for EA for lolDLC, but the ending was squarely on Bioware's shoulders.
over 12 years ago
Friendship Ending: Royal Rainbow?
ME2 Ending
over 12 years ago
Yeah and like I said. ME2 had Red Explosions for Paragon Ending and Blue Explosions for Renegade. Mass Effect 1 had one ending for killing the Reaper. Mass Effect 3 CUTSCNE wise was an upgrade because there were three slightly different versions instead of just one or two versions.
Sable
over 12 years ago
The Friendship ending should just be a huge pink beam.
And a tiny dialogue box containing "Starlight Breaker!"
Polterhorst
over 12 years ago
Sure, the end was disappointing, but dont forget the rest of the game! The end on Tuchanka almost made me cry, and I think there were about a dozen moments that gave me goosebumps.
=|
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_124660]@Falos[/url]: Reading photonotes and expecting non-fail. =|
Sheason
over 12 years ago
As seen on Equestria Daily:
http://sheason.deviantart.com/art/The-Reapers-invade-Equestria-288850088
HitBoxMaster
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_124637]@Triv[/url]: No. It's like I said . "If Shepard chose to destroy the base, it explodes in a massive blast that the Normandy barely manages to outrun. If the base was spared, the blast is blue as the radiation destroys all organic matter" http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Suicide_Mission#Suicide_Mission
Falos
over 12 years ago
Jesus Fucking Christ the photonotes are retarded today. Pyramid notes are fail, comicwide notes are fail, repeating what everyone already said (MLP) is fail.

Guess I'll have to hang out with the homestuck fans until the IQ around here averages over 50 again.
Jurn
over 12 years ago
Thought this was about minecraft
Triv
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_124591]@HitBoxMaster[/url]: Wrong its blue if u destroy it and red when u purge the collectors from it.
Triv
over 12 years ago
Dear lord thats alot of notes!
Nostalgia Critic
over 12 years ago
TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER FUCKER!
Ogrebushi
over 12 years ago
Friendship! Friendship?!? Again?!?
Random Douche
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_124582]@Hyperstar96[/url] If you call about 40-50% of the photonotes being 'almost every photo note has to do with MLP'... And about 1/10 of the comments being 'almost every comment has to do with MLP'... Then by your definition yes, you are right my good man. Despair.
HitBoxMaster
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_124463]@Merc[/url]: I have xzibit image of that xD @ME2 Ending: The difference in color was only if you destroyed the collector base(red-orangish) or if you only purged it from all life (blue)
Yojimaru
over 12 years ago
The Super Saiyan ending could also double as the Falcon Punch ending! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
Hyperstar96
over 12 years ago
What a surprise. Almost every photo note and comment has to do with MLP.
over 12 years ago
no falcon punch ending? D:
MLP is not really good
over 12 years ago
I'm glad I never played mass effect.
Warmachine
over 12 years ago
I'm no bronie but...

Third panel needs more ponies.
ME2 Ending
over 12 years ago
I'm kind of confused. I've played ME1 and ME2 but not ME3 yet the cutscenes for both 1 and 2 had similar color coded differences. I don't think there was a difference at all in ME1, but in ME2 it was blue or red explosions. Maybe ME3's ending sucks but the cutscenes comparisons have always sucked.
Mason
over 12 years ago
"You're going to destroy the whole franchise! Bioware! You've got to stop it!"

"Fanboy! Let's go!"

"HERP-DERP FLASH!"
An Onymous
over 12 years ago
Based off everything I've heard/seen, am I ever glad I never bought this game series.
Aze
over 12 years ago
Oh, please please the Friendship-ending!
Adeptus Enginus
over 12 years ago
Friendship ending plz.

Less ruining to my mass effect than the real stuff.
D.D Mining Co.
over 12 years ago
The Friendship Ending would've been so great that I could have my balls sliced off, have someone spit in both my eyes and be hung by my entrails immediately afterwards... and still die a happy man.
Lobster
over 12 years ago
Nyan Geth?
BLU Scout
over 12 years ago
Something to spend my cash on other then keys? What times we live in! Brohoof!
Rathial
over 12 years ago
I assume this is what the video is talking about? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPelM2hwhJA&list=PLAD2EB3C5D62AF43E&context=C4a5799bADvjVQa1PpcFNn5e8KZ1aKPxUY3UxzwtpaStgJRHwU51w%3D
Lunaluxlepus
over 12 years ago
SPACE MAGIC!
Daretobecupid
over 12 years ago
Didn't even buy or play the game, and avoided all the gamer angst.....



Problem?
Davtwan
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_124463]@Merc[/url]: ... *single tear*
Watashiwa
over 12 years ago
Well, I suppose that last one WOULD count as a super magical happy end...
Your name
over 12 years ago
BROHOOF!
anon
over 12 years ago
they could've doubled the endings by adding in purple orange and yellow
isaac
over 12 years ago
I like the last one
Merc
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_124452]@wkz[/url]: yo dawg, i herd u dont like being killed by synthetics. So I made some synthetics to kill you so you dont get killed by synthetics.
Merc
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_124459]@Davtwan[/url]: Not at EA. Someone got the Mass Effect 3 The Final Hours app. Basic Behind the scenes stuff. And they said it was the writers and producers who approved of the "Lots of Speculation for Everyone" ending. So yeah. Thanks Bioware. I think this is will be the last game I buy from you.
Davtwan
over 12 years ago
I can't confirm this rumor, but I hear it's because of EA that may have pulled the plug on the +14 different endings. Someone said that EA wanted the endings to be ambigious.
wkz
over 12 years ago
This is interesting...
http://social.bioware.com/forums/forum/1/topic/355/index/9727423/1
HitBoxMaster
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_124424]@Triv[/url]: I hear man. When Legion asked "how many creator faces you saw" shep answere one, I answered 0
Confused
over 12 years ago
I play Saint's Row, read Dragon Ball, and watch MLP. However i don't play ME. But I think i got your point anyway.
wkz
over 12 years ago
(cont.) I think it is that stinker which caused all the rage. Even three unlocked CHOICES with SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT results would have been better. [url=#user_comment_124437] @williamcll[/url]: I would say the super saiyan ending would have MASSIVE collateral damage. It wouldn't be a SS-end otherwise
wkz
over 12 years ago
Actually, the ending kinda makes sense. Apparently Reapers are one ancient civilization's answer to Singularity (it is a real theory) aka machines taking over.

The stinker is that you have three EXACTLY SIMILAR choices for ONE ending. Instead of three DIFFERENT endings based on earlier choices...
williamcll
over 12 years ago
In the fabulous ending: reapers becomes a good guy.
In the super saiyan ending: similar to the destroy ending but only kills the reapers
In the friendship ending: everyone becomes ponies, including the reapers. Element zero is now mana.
The Inquisitor
over 12 years ago
I bet the hardest of these endings for bioware to use would be the friendship ending.

not because of copyright infringement or how off-color from the series it would be, but because its what fans want

:D
Mz
over 12 years ago
The nyah-cat ending pls XD
Konoko
over 12 years ago
Legion died in the ending of ME2 for me, so I'm just fine and dandy.
2033
over 12 years ago
yeah, thats crap. totally, udder crap.
Thank god i didnt buy it.
Triv
over 12 years ago
Also want to actually SEE tali's friggin face not just some photoshopped bs
Viral
over 12 years ago
I can't do it. I can't play ME3 ever again. They killed off my favourite character for no goddamn reason, took away the effectiveness of all the choices I'd made up until the end of the series, gave me NO closure... Just, fuck them now.

I WANT LEGION BACK, DAMMIT BIOWARE.
Lol
over 12 years ago
"The Friendship ending" now on Origin stores for only 14.99$!
Get your good ending right now, ladies and gentlemen!
Captain Falcon
over 12 years ago
I sacrificed myself in an explosion and you pick "fabulous" over me.
Triv
over 12 years ago
I blame EA for the shit endings...no not endings! ENDING! since its the same damn thing...
To Bioware From me
over 12 years ago
Fix da endings or die.

kthxbye
Zhysay
over 12 years ago
I think this is the best way to describe the endings to someone that hasn't played/finished playing ME3 yet.
Mr. Carrey
over 12 years ago
Uh-oh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-fj3iN-2wE
Geary
over 12 years ago
Jo, might I ask of your speculations for Borderlands 2, despite the fact they haven't released anything other than an announcement trailer? I'm looking forward to the wub wub.
Nathan
over 12 years ago
Rainbow Shep you win at life.
-_-
over 12 years ago
why no comic about wastelands 2 or baldurs gate enchanced edition. Who cares anything about ME anymore with those two coming.
Nicolas
over 12 years ago
Btw heard theres a contest of Raptr, one of the prizes is an exclusive DLC, i'm already guessing it...
Nicolas
over 12 years ago
And after that, Bioware never sold any product again, and the fans lived happily ever after.

The End.
Shareazu
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_124389]@Cirno[/url]: i hear you, cirno... well, at least they're gonna remake the series... since it aint from bioware, the chance of they corrupting it somehow is smaller, i think.
Brandorr
over 12 years ago
The fabulous ending needs to be pink. It looks like there is a party in there.
Cirno
over 12 years ago
Looks like current Bioware devs havent even heard of Baldurs Gate...
Wonmean
over 12 years ago
Spoilers.
Lan EX
over 12 years ago
Oh boy
Rainbow Shep
over 12 years ago
The last ending is mathematically 20% cooler.
Unfortunately, 0 * 1.2 = 0
 Platypus
over 12 years ago
Why did I shoot the power conduit as a Renegade? Not to stop the Reapers but to shut that little deus ex machina's inane prattle up. Did it like it was an interrupt in a cut scene.
Wraith
over 12 years ago
Jo, marry me.

Seriously.
Nanoha Fanboy
over 12 years ago
To me, the friendship ending and the super saiyan ending are the exact same. What with "Befriending."
QK
over 12 years ago
MORDE ES NUMERO 1
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
So everything ends the same way with very minute differences depending on what you did? Coo.
Shujokin
over 12 years ago
OMG, my first comment here. What I say? Ah... I'm Brazilian (really no BRBR HUAEHAUEAHUE please)!
Biggles
over 12 years ago
Rumor has it the endings were half-assed because of the Prothy leak, and that real endings are planned as part of a later DLC (April or May) that'll be free.
Day1DLC
over 12 years ago
Wanted a not-shit ending, but I'll have to settle for fabulous.