What people are saying about "What a Hero Truly Needs"
What a Hero Truly Needs
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neko
over 12 years ago
often i am asked,what does a hero truly need~
damn it i want dota 2 now
Champigne
over 12 years ago
I've always hated DOTA and its clones; pretty have fun when the first game you play people expect you to be a fucking expert. "OMFG, QUIT N00B, etc, etc".
Skateboard P
over 12 years ago
Pre-rendered traler *YAWNNNN* fuck valve make episode 3
AsteriskCGY
over 12 years ago
Heh if only they could use the real Lina image. I miss slayers.
Vinicius Garcia de Rezende
over 12 years ago
People who play Dota, HoN and LoL are the worst kind of gamers ever.
Dubious
over 12 years ago
I'm with you on this one, unless the community is more helpful and less, OMG FIRST 5 MINUTES DIDNT DO WHAT I WOUDLVE GTFO NEVER COME BACK ima pass on it.
over 12 years ago
I wish more people had gotten to Advent of the Zenith or Tides of Blood - I prefered the skill based AoS gameplay to the Items and Recipies as Game Changers nature of DotA
isaac
over 12 years ago
We can not deny valves marketing skills
GSI
over 12 years ago
Pretty sure the community won't change for crap.

Wishful thinking, though.
cyberNurgle
over 12 years ago
valve is getting really good at cinimatics. all in favor of a valve movie say "aye"
and I agree with Jo, if the community gets better, i'll go back to DOTA
flufflyneko-san
over 12 years ago
obviously engie-tan hasn't had enough of the chrome-dome shine...........
LoL Fan
over 12 years ago
Meh. The trailer ain´t all that great. LoL´s Season One´s trailer still beats it 15 to 1.
Seriously
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_72636]@Narbodi[/url] I can't tell whether that was meant to get at me, Nerfnow, or everyone... Well you told the truth about it and I respect that. Not that I think PANDERING to an audience who reads this on hormones is... respectable.
Kah
over 12 years ago
tsundere jo, so dawww!
Tom
over 12 years ago
"What does a hero truly need?"

A helpful and supportive community that's not at all hateful?
Kaincs
over 12 years ago
The hero trully Need is play this song of the video over and over again.
Narbodi
over 12 years ago
But, y'know, clearly I'm wrong. I'm on the internet, after all. (Belated thanks to wkz way back there for answering my question. And without condescension, no less! How do I stumble over awesome people on the internet all the time?)
Narbodi
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_72625]@Seriously[/url]: Or, y'know, he uses Engie-tan as a second character in self-related stories because pubescent teenagers comprise 75% of the comic's active readership (based on guesstimation and 'Mine' photonotes) and it's an easy out instead of coming up with a second person.
Soleam
over 12 years ago
needs moar magic btw pudge all over the place!!
Bob
over 12 years ago
Oh, and those who have more experience than I do, which is better? HoN or LoL?
Bob
over 12 years ago
Only if it's free.
Because, seriously, fuck the DOTA community. Assholes everywhere.

Also, stars.
Mac
over 12 years ago
DOTA 2: Same shit-tier game with a new, flashy wrapper.
Merc
over 12 years ago
I'd say Dota has a higher learning curve then EVE online.

At least with EVE online you can find people willing to teach you. And they dont tell you to quit if you mess up.
Seriously
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_72621]@Kaincs[/url] You see this is "Engie-tan" except he took "Engie-tan" out of his stupid TF2 universe and now she's some girlfriend avatar he draws for himself. I would seriously berate this comic less if he wouldn't do creepy shit like that.
Ikz
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_72620]@Quig[/url]: Defense of the Ancients, a popular Warcraft3 mod.
Kaincs
over 12 years ago
This is your girlfriend Or just your woman side's?
Quig
over 12 years ago
...What the Hell IS dota, anyways?
French Fries
over 12 years ago
Where are the ponies?
d3me
over 12 years ago
First Vslve will make time machine and real-live portal gun. Then they reanimate prominent writers from the classic era. And only after that they will make HL3
Draconi
over 12 years ago
DOTA SUX
the14th
over 12 years ago
The thing I took from the trailer was that Heavy Weapons Guy's cousin is the new item vendor for DOTA 2.
Salty
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_72607]@Meh[/url]: ...Of course, you also have to have the developers not screwing it up with bad programming and letting cash do all the work for people.
Meh
over 12 years ago
I'll play DoTA (and arena-PVP MMO games in general, like GunZ, Combat Arms, Rakion or S4 League) when they make one that the community can't turn into a science, and can't hack like crazy.

Between hackers and elitists, it's near impossible to enjoy these games.
Skar
over 12 years ago
I'm horrible at any DoTA game. Fortunately, I'm so bad that it's funny.

Also, I'm sure that Valve only has like one or two floors on DoTA2, another on TF2, and the rest on HL3. *hopes very much that it's true*
From Random @jamesjaeminsong
over 12 years ago
See, there's a problem with your line of thought. It's not just one random pub that tells people to stop playing DOTA forever - it's pretty much ALL of them. I also got this kind of treatment in DOTA, for as much as as six games in a row once. It's a very shitty community in general.
jamesjaeminsong
over 12 years ago
So wait, you got flame for being bad at a game once by random pub people and then you never played it ever again?

I expected more from you...
Dt
over 12 years ago
I don't like the trailer. And Bobby Kotick shouldn't play in it.
A LoL Player
over 12 years ago
When DOTA2 comes out... HoN vs LoL vs DOTA2.
We're all so dead.
meh
over 12 years ago
Guys, it's so much easier to beat the mean community by just being mean.

Anyway, they should make a rating system with nice/mean, ye?

Queue up people who are nice with people who are nice etc.
usbfridge
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_72587]@Arthorius[/url]: I've never heard of dota... unless it's that song by basshunter.
Nando Rocha
over 12 years ago
Dota and friends are not bad game.... the hardcore players are...., they fu#$%$# all the whole thing...
 Platypus
over 12 years ago
On DOTA2, I'll wait and see if they've solved the noobfarming issue. Where a newb would end up feeding the other team kills and gold. If they can address that much of the nasty will go down... to TF2 levels. Also no total W:L stat please, that really makes people into asses.
Arthorius
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_72585]@Baguera[/url] : Well, showing gameplay of dota is kinda pointless, since everyone knows the game, beeing for hate or love, no one can say "i never heard of dota".
 Platypus
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_72520]@MartyMcFly[/url]: Have you seen the in-game footage of actual playable builds they were flinging about E3!? While it won't be as awesome as the dragon busting out of the rock. Basically everything from 1:12 on is in-engie. So yes, it will be awesome. Especially if you have a killer PC to make full use.
Baguera
over 12 years ago
Whats so awesome about a trailer anyway?

No gameplay is shown there....

Don't quite understand how someone can be amazed by a trailer oO
nomad
over 12 years ago
I miss savage Q_Q
Kossmikman
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_72558]@Serathis[/url]: Savage 2 ruined Savage anyway.
NP
over 12 years ago
Dammnit. I stopped playing when shit started on 5.XX and later versions. I promised myself that I would never get near any DoTA related stuff ever. But damn you Valve, you're starting to make me want to play this game again...

I just hope the community isn't full of rage-induced kids this time...
Zacsi
over 12 years ago
I have faith in vALVE though, they are the only developer I know of that can make and keep together communities all the while defeating trolls by counter-trolling them.
Saying that im not really into MOBA games im constantly trying to keep up with the metagame witch is a painis in the anis.
Jace
over 12 years ago
Nice trailer. If the the narrator were around today, he'd probably say heroes actually need $200 custom tooled cartridges fired at 10,000 rounds per min.
Anony Mouse
over 12 years ago
If your primary concern is the community, don't get your hopes up. LoL and HoN didn't fare much better in that regard.
Quarter-Zatoichi
over 12 years ago
I admit I am addicted to Dota before even though I hate it today. I only enjoyed playing with friends because they know I'm a noob so they don't complain alot (And we are usually fighting with AI+ most of the time)
I am disappoint
over 12 years ago
You watched one beautiful but meaningless trailer without any ingame footage and want to try DOTA2? It's kind of inconsistent, because the community of dota-like games doesn't really change at all with new graphics or minor gameplay additions.
Taluien
over 12 years ago
The community of MOBA games (HoN, LoL, DotA2) was and always will be abysmal. It's a nightmare. But... but the game itself is a good one. So, my advice to you is, grab 4 friends, get accounts for LoL, start playing. If you like it you can consider DotA2. If you don't, then don't.
Serathis
over 12 years ago
DOTA already ruined Savage 2 and now it is interfereing with Half Life 3.
2033
over 12 years ago
Dota - TDG - NO. FUCKING. WAY. EVER!!
Satan is doing a rightous Santa before that.
Shidoshi
over 12 years ago
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Querzis
over 12 years ago
Hey, you watched some of Grubby tournament too? That guy was frigging awesome.
Rolan7
over 12 years ago
I was really expecting the merchant to say "Money!". The "It's up for you to decide" seemed kinda lame, maybe because the true answer will be "nerfs! buffs! imba!".
Ashiyama
over 12 years ago
Its like you're married!
Put on your brave face
over 12 years ago
And prepare your anus
over 12 years ago
@Jim Kieger: Nay, it looks like DOTA, just as it was in it's prime.
Mewt
over 12 years ago
Totally can't see the resemblance of the Warcraft 3 model characters in there [/sarcasm].
Doopliss
over 12 years ago
I'm counting on the influx of newbies (it is a Valve game, after all) overpowering the gigantic jerks. Also roping a bunch of non-gigantic-jerk friends into playing as a backup.
Zephirdd
over 12 years ago
Believe me Jo, if you're going for the community, you are as good as gone. The community in DotA sucks.
wkz
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_72529]@Narbodi[/url]: Defense of the Ancients. This is the Warcraft 3 custom map which started the MOBA (Multiplayer Online Battle Arena) craze that Demigod, LoL, HoN and now DotA2 is based off. (the original is a Starcraft map called Aeon of Strife, but DotA is the one who popularized the gameplay style)
pony scout
over 12 years ago
May I borrow your engie-tan ?

This is purple tentacle. Dota Make Me Cry.
Narbodi
over 12 years ago
Forgive me for being a slow, inter-net unlearning luddite, but:

Th'fuck is a DOTA, anyway?

I've stumbled, blindly, into the meanings of HoN and LoL, but I've not once seen DOTA (perhaps, DoTA, based on prevalence of 'of') non-truncated. Assistance?
MartyMcSleepy
over 12 years ago
Did I say Oblivion? Fuck! I mean Elder Scrolls V.
You know what I will go to bed now...
Tkun
over 12 years ago
Only 10 comments? Quick! Edit this comic into a brony conversion so we can have another shitstorm!
MartyMcFly
over 12 years ago
Mehh sorry wrong url.
This is the right one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1bmlzniokg&feature=related
MartyMcFly
over 12 years ago
I don't know it's just a trailer.
If every game would be as good as the trailer that represents it is, we would have a gaming revolution.
The Oblivion Trailer for example is more epic than the game itself I bet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1bmlzniok
Muthsera
over 12 years ago
hon pls.
Chaingrower
over 12 years ago
woah, the scroll bar hasnt shown up on the comments yet :o
Jim Kieger
over 12 years ago
@Savasaan Todaro: Looks exactly like League of Legends, and that one was a grand bore.
His wife squiggles
over 12 years ago
F u valve lol


JK
What a Hero Truly Needs?
over 12 years ago
Is a good community in my book.
over 12 years ago
It does look fantastic, no?
Jim Kieger
over 12 years ago
Fuck DOTA. If you've already played Monday Night Combat, you pretty much played every DOTA\RTS\bullshit-thing there ever was or will be.
Cruel_Armpit
over 12 years ago
One million fucking dollars!