What people are saying about "Mann Milk"
Mann Milk
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trenchcoat
over 12 years ago
The sniper can't comment, he must be pissing every few minutes or something.
Miles Edgeworth
over 13 years ago
@Phoenix Wright
OBJECTION!
The goat is obviously a ruse, unless you have decisive evidence backing up your claim?
ass
over 13 years ago
fuck
Raptor Llama
over 13 years ago
This still doesn't explain where he gets all the glass containers.
GrabbinPeels
almost 14 years ago
I guess you could call it...

*puts on sunglasses*

Man-aise.

epiconeliner.com
piupiu
almost 14 years ago
guess this one http://nerfnow.com/comic/170 would need scout version too
Cyclone Duke
almost 14 years ago
Can never go wrong with huge heavy tits.
Dr. Healswell
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45521]@Wolfhowl44[/url]: That's Heavy-tan. Your argument is invalid.
Wolfhowl44
almost 14 years ago
@Milking the Goat: Or does the goat jack off he?
Milking the Goat
almost 14 years ago
So... he jacks off the goat?
Wolfhowl44
almost 14 years ago
Obviously, the scout is blackmailing sniper-tan for milk in order for him not to show pyro that she was in play-mann.
Davtwan
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45472]@SJTNK[/url]: As I said, it is best to backstab a few seconds after decloaking. Being seen with your disguise for more than 10 seconds is generally a bad idea even if no one knew there was a Spy. (I.E. Spy-checking Sniper, spy-checking Scout going through people, etc.) This is why cloaking is important.
Golden_Owl
almost 14 years ago
I find it even sillier that it's the Sniper who asks the question, especially seeing as this is how his Jarate is more or less used (and "produced") in the same way....

I suppose the guy who created the Mad Milk was inspired by the Sniper's Jarate in more ways than one...
Someone
almost 14 years ago
Dear god, the photonote density on the far right panels.
TheKingofSprings
almost 14 years ago
That's really a case of right and wrong, DropSystem.

Sure, having everything gives a bonus. But all the individual non-hat polycount items are easy to come by (I've already got most of them, myself) and the bonuses you get for having them all mean you've gotta carry some dead weight around.
Kmuf
almost 14 years ago
If I kinda squint my eyes, the goat looks like Arakune.
vldsoft
almost 14 years ago
"jizz or milk" question is still hotly debated I see.
strongbad
almost 14 years ago
I personally like the goat better.
grrr
almost 14 years ago
aww, he looks so proud
Frank West
almost 14 years ago
I photographed that entire issue.

That centerfold definately had some *Sunglasses*

Heavy Ordinance.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH!
GARY F**KING OAK
almost 14 years ago
Mann Milk - Buy 10, and get a free Year subscription to Playmann.
Next month's issue: Spy-tan.
almost 14 years ago
YER would be good for C&D spies, who find a safe place to wait out the initial spy checking. But the nature of the Saharan Spy set feeds into DR strategies which, more often than not, are employed by failspies.

YER spies would rip apart 24/7 2fort, if that map wasn't so spy unfriendly.
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45424]@Davtwan[/url]: The point is, attentive players who listen when someone tells them that a YER spy backstabbed them will be far more likely to spy check that person, rendering that unchangeable disguise nearly useless.
cosmic toast
almost 14 years ago
GOOOOOOAAAAAATTTTTTT!

prefer cows myself.
lolno
almost 14 years ago
Awesome :D.
PLAYMANN SPRAY!!!
almost 14 years ago
I wonder if his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard.
Collector's edition playmann
almost 14 years ago
Heavy-tan did a spread for planmann? I want that spray...
Lobster
almost 14 years ago
I love the Holy Mackerel, even though it took me some time to realize that no, I had not killed that guy with a fish twice, I simply smacked him with a fish twice just now.

That is worth it to me. As is the FISH KILL.
Ambassador
almost 14 years ago
Wow Jo, you went overboard on the typos in the Polycount Pack descriptions.
Matthius
almost 14 years ago
Words' game about : man milk ?
Like in a terminal :3
Davtwan
almost 14 years ago
It is also true how brutal it is against unaware players, especially on PL and CP. There are rumored plans of Valve delaying the death notice for YEW. Heck, the backstab icon is the same as the regular knife. I hope for more fixes on the knife for it to be used against more competitive players soon.
Davtwan
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45422]@SJTNK[/url]: Telling a Spy's disguise is pointless if no one knows where he is. A good spy gets his victim a few seconds after decloaking. You still have a point though. Typing can't be done on death, but the mic will immediately give away the Spy's location.
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45381]@roothorick[/url]: Your Eternal Reward is only going to be good on pub servers where people will be too stupid to notify their team that they were just killed by a YER spy and he is currently disguised as them. Remember that YER disables your disguise kit so the spy can't switch up on the fly.
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45418]@StarPilot[/url]: No decent heavy is going to melee with GRU because it does half damage and makes you bleed out. It would be wiser to use the speed boost to hightail it out when he's out of ammo and no dropped weapons or ammo crates are around.
Batabii
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45418]@StarPilot[/url]: Why screw around with that when you can just HEAL MORE THAN ONE PERSON? The overheal drops on its own barely any slower than with GRU and you should be healing people that are getting hurt anyway. btw I got the GRU today.
StarPilot
almost 14 years ago
Best thing about the GRU is that it'll give Medics a way to build Uber (marginally) faster when there's no soldier or demo around. It can also give Medics a better chance of unlocking the Blunt Trauma achievement since GRU Heavies are almost as fast as the average speed.
DM1293
almost 14 years ago
YER is tricky to pick up, but if you master it, I'll honestly be worried. Negating sound, making for a stealthier spy? That worries me.

Soldier Pack is meant to be more group-friendly in my opinion. Scout got some mean buffs. And the Pyro...well, I'm worried. And the heavy...

RUN FATMAN RUN!
Lycan the Beast
almost 14 years ago
Bad pun is Baaaaaaaahd.
FuzzyKitty
almost 14 years ago
I'm surprised there's no degreaser comments. Thing is brutal. Just make sure to max your mouse sensitivity if you haven't yet.

I adore my pyro set + shotgun. Take your own preference for degreaser + axtinguisher or take the speed bonus (I prefer the latter myself).
Overacheiver
almost 14 years ago
The multiple spelling and grammar errors are tearing me a part.
Batabii
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45381]@roothorick[/url]: Yeah, good luck with that first target. AND you can't even get NEAR a sentry until you get that kill. So far, I like the Mad Milk best, but I don't have the GRU, the Bushwacka, or the Battalion's Backup yet.
Batabii
almost 14 years ago
@Mr. B: I don't believe that at all.
Pedro
almost 14 years ago
also for people who didn't know, the milk was originally called "Mann Milk" but was changed because it sounds dirty to some poeple.
Pedro
almost 14 years ago
i honesty love the goat in the bag.
satsuper
almost 14 years ago
The scout set is alright but turns you into more a support player. Scattergun + milk is the way to go. Oh and you can take on heavies with vanilla weapons if you know how to play.
Mr. B
almost 14 years ago
Actually, according to the TF2 wiki, the fish has higher minimum damage and lower maximum damage.
roothorick
almost 14 years ago
L'Etranger is nice, but nowhere near as game-changing as YER. It sounds nice on the surface, but it's hard to cloak-and-run while under fire.
roothorick
almost 14 years ago
Your Eternal Reward is the best weapon in the update, hands down. You pick off an easy target, waltz right up to a multi-engineer nest, and go on a goddamn rampage.
Necromas
almost 14 years ago
I like the black box, there have already been several times where the healing from it has been enough to save my ass, especially in combination with the pickax to make a hasty retreat.
Batabii
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45340]@Bob[/url]: What's so mysterious about it? He's throwing the stuff all over.
n8man
almost 14 years ago
The description does say NON-MILK substance...
MAJAN_PL
almost 14 years ago
OMG PLEASE GIVE US PLAYMANN SPRAY
Pedro
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45369]@DropSystemSucks[/url]: trade crates or metals, or trade a hat for a hat. or GASP trade 4 metals for a hat :O
DropSystemSucks
almost 14 years ago
That's what's called an outlying data point ;)
Chaingrower
almost 14 years ago
drop system thats not true.
i got an attendant purely from trading well.
almost 14 years ago
I like the black box, I think you can solve you problem by reloading as your in mid jump
DropSystemSucks
almost 14 years ago
Tthe sets would be great if they weren't a case of pay-to-win.

Do you know how long it takes to legitimately get one of the polycount set hats? Statistically, 1,750 hours of playtime for any one, 8,800 for all of them.

If you want to craft it takes 73 weapons, not much better
Davtwan
almost 14 years ago
You're definately not alone on the disappointment with the Darwin Shield, Jo. I was really hoping it'd reduce damage done on the back since offensive Snipers get pumpeled by Scouts and Pyros at the back often. Moreover, even with the set's headshot protection, a fully-charged bodyshot still kills.
codfish
almost 14 years ago
Who's to say that, that's even a FEMALE goat???
Davtwan
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45315]@CosmicToast[/url]: It may be just you. An item is only as good as how you use it. There are quite few C&D Spies that were quite capable with offense before the Polycount update. On the other hand, C&D is more defensive than offensive.
Andrew
almost 14 years ago
does the scout say how he uses the goat O_o
Andrew
almost 14 years ago
jarate + level 2 metal = mad milk. no wonder i hate milk
Sable
almost 14 years ago
I just love how not only is Mad milk one letter away from being Man Milk, but its referred to as a "Non-milk substance"
Davtwan
almost 14 years ago
Mad Milk is amazing. I don't have it yet, but I seen Scouts use it where there are two rushes opposing each other. The Scout's team gets healed as they fight the opposing rush. The Heavy especially gets healed a ton from any opponents mowed down by his Primary.
Jake'm
almost 14 years ago
I've freaked out so many people with this horrifying revelation. It makes me chuckle.
Flamerider
almost 14 years ago
Jo.
Has anyone ever told you your English gets worse and worse?


I have an aunt called Jo.
Tommy Angelo
almost 14 years ago
That item in panel 4 should be in Mann Co. Store. And no - I don't mean that hat. :3
BobisOnlyBob
almost 14 years ago
I can't tell - is the scout in panel 4 or the goat in panel 8 hornier?
Ruff
almost 14 years ago
Oh, wow, that was incredibly disgusting, nonsensical, and hilarious all in the span of less than a minute. Great job.
Scorch
almost 14 years ago
I know a few career spies who swear by the Eternal Reward. It has a mechanic that makes kill-and-replace a viable tactic: When a spy backstabs someone being healed by a medic with the Eternal Reward, the healbeam is automatically transferred to the spy. Literally in the blink of an eye. Beautiful.
Phoenix Wright
almost 14 years ago
Milking a goat...
OBJECTION!
Asiaticfox
almost 14 years ago
Also, that crown makes him look like Jughead.
Asiaticfox
almost 14 years ago
FAP FAP FAP goes the scout.
BrPhoenix
almost 14 years ago
...and the alternate version screwed up my photo notes.
Bob
almost 14 years ago
Now with added goat I see. A pretty cute one at that (get yer mind out o' the gully).

Also, the wall above the doorway is still MYSTERIOUSLY AND NATURALLY COVERED in the goat version.
Bug
almost 14 years ago
Hey, the Dispenser on the Whoopee is Red not blue.

Serious: Did you know that Mad Milk was going to be called Mann Milk. Pretty obvious why they changed it...
dicks
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45331]@Dave[/url]: You did not like the Pyro set?
Fubarfighter
almost 14 years ago
of course they have milk...but considering the scout has the exact same look on his face and holds the goat the same as he holds the PlayMann...
@fubarfighter
almost 14 years ago
what, goats don't have milk?
FubarFighter
almost 14 years ago
so...alternate version is that scout is a furry?
Dave
almost 14 years ago
Lol, this is ironic to me because personally...

Spy set = win
scout set = win
black box = win
sniper knife = win
GRU = win

REST OF ITEMS ARE BAD.
Catalyst
almost 14 years ago
I just love the expression on scout's face in panel three.
pewpew
almost 14 years ago
Dang the extension of the comic made the tags look weird.

Someone *used* claimed the left breast, but it's tagged on some goat's eye.
TrollShark
almost 14 years ago
I guess all those isotopes had effects other than dodging bullets. And I must agree that i love the new scoot set. I just need the hat.....
Caelun_Niveus
almost 14 years ago
... Is that Heavy-Tan on the cover, or am I hallucinating?
Grug
almost 14 years ago
Shortstop is OP. It's like the FAN, but instead of knockback it's bigger clips and tighter spread, skyrocketing its damage. Even better than regular scattergun, due to way faster reload speed.
StarPilot
almost 14 years ago
That goat is a spah.
CosmicToast
almost 14 years ago
The eternal reward is ok, but it encourages you to use your cloack more cause you can't disguise, so it's really only good with the cloak and dagger which just means that you end up sitting around doing nothing while you wait for it to chrage (or is that just me?) L'etranger is ok and maybe worth it
*Monocle Man*
almost 14 years ago
And after that every girl on the opposing team got pregnant.
I see this joke
almost 14 years ago
Every time someone names it

So fucking sick of it
sinez
almost 14 years ago
so thats why it works so well on pyro...
A Vintage 1962 Chilly Butt
almost 14 years ago
Alternate ,more innocent interpretation: scout sells playmann mags to all the guys, and buys milk.
Frank
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45305]@Bob[/url]: You're hyped up on speed/adrenaline/Bonk-A-Tomic Punch, aren't you?
Bob
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45303]@Frank[/url] Before is the key word.
Bob
almost 14 years ago
And oh God, I just noticed how it sticks to the wall.

And "FISH KILL!" means nobody will ever not use that skin.
Frank
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45301]@Bob[/url]: You do realize he was banging Engie-tan before, right?
Bob
almost 14 years ago
It may have been done before, but not with Jughead Scout and Playmann...in fact, I want that issue I'M SUCH A NEERRRRRRD :/

Also, Scout's been storing up for years, that's why it took so long to come out...AHAHA...come out...



You see, it's funny because come sounds like cum.
Frank
almost 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45294]@freshmeatt[/url]: Hey, if throwing semen-filled milk bottles at people is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
freshmeatt
almost 14 years ago
Great God, this was wrong.
BrPhoenix
almost 14 years ago
I recommend getting the degreaser. It's an awesome weapon that only does good for the pyro.
random guy from the internet
almost 14 years ago
for the first time... i am not amused
Dood
almost 14 years ago
Holy crap the scout must be very hydrated. And...pendulous.
Protobender
almost 14 years ago
Sniper = jar based karate = piss
Scout = mad milk = non-milk substance
Sniper is a good person
He only throws piss
HeadShake
almost 14 years ago
Shakes head, silly scout, you'll hurt yourself doing that for each fight.
douche
almost 14 years ago
Well, this is the 15th time I've seen someone make this joke.