What people are saying about "Sitting Ducks"
Sitting Ducks
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Dave
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38807]@Dave[/url] Oh hey Dave. Didn't know you were here either. Also, I think Frank wants you. <4
Frank
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38807]@Dave[/url] Dave? Is that you? It's been so long! I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE.
Batabii
over 13 years ago
@Suika Flat Chested Suika: Spy here is almost always used on large empty spaces (implying cloaked)
/v/inixox
over 13 years ago
@LC-DDM: you win
LC-DDM
over 13 years ago
Jo:

1: Remake comic 352 as to read "Frank and Zack will make an appearance".
2: Start a new TF2 arc.
3: ???
4: Enjoy the rage.
Turoru
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38807]@Dave[/url]: He is not injured enough
WoT
over 13 years ago
Do a WoT arc!!
srg
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38806]@iSpycheck[/url]: I'm going for the stupid guess that it's a deadly premonition reference.
Dave
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38773]@Dave[/url]: Oh, Hey Dave. I didn't know you were in here.
iSpycheck
over 13 years ago
How did the Frank/Zack get started anyway? Some disgruntled 4channers got pissed by what Jo did or?
Uber
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38683]@TehHobo[/url]: Thing is its way too late to try and be the best at PvE(as no one really groups other than for high level and elite instances) and PvP guilds won't take newbies for the most part. The reason to play it now is to learn the storyline and fill out the Hall of monuments for the bonuses in GW2
Uber
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38765]@Lobster[/url]: Except for that whole massively flatttening the levelling curve to reduce level grinding, the removal of dedicated healing classes to discourage healer-DPS-tank triads, the fact that loot increases in drop rate each time you do a dungeon until it reaches 100% yeah REAL reminiscient of WoW
SRG
over 13 years ago
wait agent Francis(Frank) 'york' morgan, Zack the fact that both people who are flooding the photo notes are the same person.
damn it's subtle clues of getting jo to make a deadly premonition comic.
bricks where SHAT!
agent york
over 13 years ago
Did see this, Zach? Clear as a crisp spring morning "F K"... in the comment section I knew I can count on it.
It never fails.
Internet Guy
over 13 years ago
Campers... sitting ducks... I geddit. [url=#user_comment_38794] @Frank[/url]: I'm nearly positive you've never covered any wars.
Frank
over 13 years ago
Zack
Zombie
over 13 years ago
No really, what is this continuing? And where's the joke?
Frank and Zack
over 13 years ago
hello? did someone call me?
Chiken
over 13 years ago
These are not ducks >_>
over 13 years ago
I would have been offended a month ago, but I switched to medic and engi :)
Victory
over 13 years ago
By any memes necessary.
Dave
over 13 years ago
There is no catch, Guild Wars is awesome :P I've been playing for over 4 years. >.>
Suika Flat Chested Suika
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38766]@Lien[/url] "Frank" is just the same rule as "spy here"... ANYWHERE. You said that the spy is "where you would least expect" but %50 of the time he is at someone's back. That's sooooooooooooooo unexpected.
rage quit
over 13 years ago
I used to enjoy reading the little comments and claims. but now with this frank/zack faggotry I have to resort to just reading the comic.

it's unfortunate.
AzraelKans
over 13 years ago
hum.. I didn't get it. I know this is a story arc of sorts but maybe you should the layouts simple, so they are a little more understandable. Also the frame where the soldier looks completely out of frame in time and space.
R
over 13 years ago
It's good to know that these 'commenting memes' are codified enough that they take no real thought to insert.
Lien
over 13 years ago
@Suika, Flat Chested Suika:
Yes, but the "Pow haha" is pointed out at every fingers pointing.
"Mine" is at every womanly body parts
"Spy here" is where you would least expect one
"X is credit to team" for object/people who are uncommon in the game.

Now tell me the rule of "Frank/Zack"
Lobster
over 13 years ago
The "catch" for Guild Wars 2 is that the first game was fresh and unique and they're gutting all the unique stuff to make it more like WoW.
Francis
over 13 years ago
Pyro-Tan showed up once in a Valentines comic only.
Scout-Tan also showed up in the same comic and a DeviantArt picture
and for Soldier-Tan, just a few comics.
Suika, Flat Chested Suika
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38762]@Batabii[/url] Good? When the hell did i say it was a good one? But it's still becoming a nerfnow meme. As you can see, there is more then those 2 guys doing it.
Batabii
over 13 years ago
@Suika, Flat Chested Suika:
Forced memes are rarely good memes.
XSlicer
over 13 years ago
"No Monthly Fees"
Sounds almost like you're implying it should cost monthyl money for an RPG like it's an MMO...
Hey, Diablo II never costed! Guess you should just wait for Diablo III
Heart Shard
over 13 years ago
I am hoping and praying that the good peoples at Anet deliver with GW2 and from everything I've seen they may actually do it. I've been following the dev since I heard about it and it only promises more and more with no drawbacks that I can see as of yet. DON'T JINX IT YOU NINNY!!!!
Seig-Dono
over 13 years ago
Are we eventually going to see more of the very-ignored Tans? Like Pyro-tan and Soldier-tan and Scout-tan. I think the first one only showed up once, the second was just a Deviantart, and the third hasn't been made yet.
Adria_Penguin
over 13 years ago
Seriously Jo, isn't there any way to stop the Franck and Zack sickness?
wisH
over 13 years ago
basically guild wars wll charge for special account items such as extra character slots, makeovers etc... [see: gw1 for reference] and charge for expansions packs or extra campaigns(note WoW charges you for expansions and have a subscription fee due to them being money grubbing people
MuthSera
over 13 years ago
What they say about the single player may or may not be true. I hope it is, but I generally played for the organized multiplayer which always felt unique and awesome... and they're neglecting it and it's making me angry. >:|
MuthSera
over 13 years ago
Swallow. They've already said they're taking out many of the features that made it GW1 interesting. IE No multiclassing. Not only that but I've played with these bastards forever now. I can tell when they're desperate. They use the same hype about non-existant synergy. IE firewall and cyclone ax.
MuthSera
over 13 years ago
Long time Guild wars player. I have strongly mixed feelings. I played almost strictly PVP. I see them making huge efforts on the PVE, which already had an experiance ranging from bland at it's worst to awesome at it's best, but it seems the choices they're making on multiplayer are a bit.. hard to
Luis Gustavo
over 13 years ago
Jo, someday....make a comic about Zack and Frank and their polymorph(?) abilities, since they are everything to ShadownetZero and Raziel...
A Fan
over 13 years ago
Be efficient. Be feathered. Have a plan to egg everyone you meet.
lynchy226
over 13 years ago
I read the title as 'sucking dicks'

...i think i've been on the internet too long
Suika, Flat Chested Suika
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38730]@Batabii[/url] Not really, memes don't need to be fun or make any sense at all, you only need people to accept it. Those 2 guys are doing it at every comic and as you can see, now there is more people doing it. Just like "spy here", you can expect it at every single comic until it gets old
AJ
over 13 years ago
this is the greatest portrayal of snipers ever
Scuffles
over 13 years ago
I'm with you in your skepticism on GW2 but I also hold out hope that it does deliver on its idealistic promises. That said its probably a day one purchase for me as well.
ZwizzeR
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38726]@elfangor[/url] Yeah its not like WoW had anything like that. Oh wait...
Kmuf
over 13 years ago
Haha. Razor on the Razorback. I like that.
Batabii
over 13 years ago
And as long as I have enough to say that I need multiple posts, I find this relevant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzYjNXpo8Fs
Batabii
over 13 years ago
Anyway soldier with intel should be just RUN. If he's not injured, Equalizer doesn't help. If he IS injured, there's too many enemies to take at once. Rockets might help, but he'd be better off getting out of blu's fort.
Batabii
over 13 years ago
@Suika Flat Chested Suika: except "spy here" and "pow haha" actually originate from tf2 AND MAKE SENSE WITH THE PICTURES.
elfangor
over 13 years ago
Well the catch is BUM BUM BUM!!!

A LOT OF EXANSION PACKS YOU HAVE TO BUY SEPERATIVELY!!!
Zalgo?
over 13 years ago
Ì̡̪̰͔̌̍̑̓̅́̎ͣ͠
Suika Flat Chested Suika
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38715]@Derpheim[/url] Memes, repeat it every single comic and people will start to create "frank is" "zack is" photo notes, just like "spy here" and "POW HAHA".
Batabii
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38715]@Derpheim[/url]: trolls.
Derpheim
over 13 years ago
WHO IS FRANK AND ZACK SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME
Dave
over 13 years ago
He's holding his pickaxe too high on the handle. He wont get any real power like that.
Dingo
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38707]@Batabii[/url]: My guess is it's not until the next comic.
A Bag of Opinions
over 13 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozQnTvvNx04

Jo, you forgot this.
Mewt
over 13 years ago
Take that, you QUACK!
Batabii
over 13 years ago
Where's the punch line?
Weasler
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38689]@Talcon[/url] All footage from the trailer has been proven to be from the in game engine, not from pre rendered CGI. No worries.
Alido
over 13 years ago
Honestly Guild Wars the first one was pretty fun and never lacked content and never fell so low as to use micro transactions. GW2 will probably be the same I just hope Arena.net don't let me/us down.
What hasp pens next!
over 13 years ago
:3
Mcscrooge
over 13 years ago
-CRITRAWKET HAS GONE INSANE.
-CRITRAWKET HAS SLASHED GOOSENIPER ACROSS THE FACE WITH AN PICKAXE.
GOOSENIPER 'S EYE HAS FALLEN OFF.
GOOSENIPER HAS FALLEN.
-CRITRAWKET EATS EYE.
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_38689]@Talcon[/url]: You didn't like SC2?? Yeah, stay away from my GW2 then.
DM1293
over 13 years ago
He has a cunning plan...which cannot fail.
Talcon
over 13 years ago
Trailers don't mean shit, because trailers are a movie, and movies are exactly what games are NOT: non interactive. Games that have really good CGI tend to be shit at it's core, see FF13 and SC2
DF arc
over 13 years ago
So the lone miner sees some ducks the fortress was farming while running from the insane mason. One of the ducks got a bolt to the head from a local archer.
Now due to game mechanics the miner has to haul the dead bird to refuse pile, unless jo turn off that labor for this dwarf.
TehHobo
over 13 years ago
You should just wait for Guild Wars 2 to be honest. Guild Wars was a fun game and all, no monthly subscriptions, however you will learn that to be the "best" at the game, you need to buy all of the other expansions for just minor skills.
anonamouse
over 13 years ago
dammit, third
Lancars
over 13 years ago
Damn campers.
Goose Howard
over 13 years ago
QUACK