@Steve Angie heard such BS being spouted that she instinctively sprouted sleeves in disbelief. Yes.

I'm going to be the weird one here and point out that you forgot to make the barkeep's shirt a sleeveless shirt in the last panel.

@Peff Copher Well, to quote that famous Family Guy line, "It's funny because it's true!" We need to be able to look at these absurd practices and laugh at them too, every once in a while. c:

@MrAl That was fun detail indeed, but that would have been funnier if it is not reality in dystopia we are living in. I worked on repair on John Deere equipment. Their anti consumer tactics are on other level.

(Cont.) All in all those little bits of lore from the quartermaster were a fun 2020's update to the original alien films 1970's/1980's depiction of the "everything is ruled by corporations" dystopia.

(Cont.) And another brand requires regular internet connection to update the gun's drivers, otherwise it will cease to function until you renew the subscription or liscense. (TBC)

When the future of weaponry means plastic ah crap guns.
I'm remidned of Aliens Fireteam Elite, where one of the many brands of weaponry you can requisition doesn't even sell any guns, they sell you a liscense to use their blueprints to 3D print their gun designs yourself. (TBC)

Was re-watching Pacific Rim last night and this came to mind. Engineers and repair teams cringing every time one of those Jaegers preform a damaging maneuver. Punch's, Kicks, head butt's or the most damaging Fist Bumps.

i personaly like the melee in ow, its always fun when you get that kill when you are reloading, in Rivals melee does so little damage

You blame the tech for being faulty. I blame the operator for being faulty. Either way the manufacturer isn't going to cover this one. I suggest fixing both.

This is exactly why you hit the other guy with the butt of the gun. Or a bayonet.

Hitting a gorilla in the face is asking for trouble.