I would suggest psychiatric evaluation(to distract from the approaching rubber room and staightjacket)

Is this Rivals or Tokon?

Screwball Special

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. When even The Hulk thinks the plan is stupid, nevermind the drawing board, go back to middle school physics.

I swear it works on the second try

Hard to think a Fastball Special would fail.
But considering its game mechanics and our favorite tentacle added two extra characters.