What people are saying about "It's Magic!"
It's Magic!
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White Mage
over 12 years ago
No one, fucks, with the white mage.
Joy-Energiser
over 13 years ago
Lol, look at the ps3 fanboi's crying blood.Wow, can't believe how personal people get over a godamn console.Grow up fools.
AguyHere
about 14 years ago
A Metal gear movie written by David Hayter and directed by Kojima? I think THAT would be money.
SirBayer
about 14 years ago
Come now, the MGS4 controls were not THAT sticky. I had difficulty at first getting my bullets on target once I had some decent weapons, but with practice everything works perfectly.

Of course, there's the sheer goddamn length of the cutscenes. Skipped some just to mow down poor PMC troopers. >_>
Lagiacrus
about 14 years ago
Really now? I hate how some people are so quick to jump in as a White Knight for someone who produces anything when they're prompted with opposition. It's not a matter of liking a game or not liking it. It's a matter of condemning a game you're bad at without taking time to get better and enjoy it.
about 14 years ago
Disgaea, somehow makes grinding tolerable, and proves that a game doesn't have to have good graphics to be witty and fun.
Jagos
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_31198]@Pandor[/url]: Grow the hell up man. People have games they like and don't like. I like RPGs with good story. Doesn't mean I didn't enjoy FF8 every now and then.
Subsistance
about 14 years ago
I Cant believe nobody has said this yet... HERETIC!!!!!!!!
A Bag of Opinions
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_31210]@SRG[/url]: Yes! 'Collar Popping' is makin' a come-back...just like them vests.
NOMNOMNOM
about 14 years ago
then how are they upgraded with metal?
SRG
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_31209]@SRG[/url]: her*
SRG
about 14 years ago
So the sentry is running on black mages?

also that soldier his donning a pop collar.
nerdpride
about 14 years ago
Where is the fanservice?

It's not like I read this comic because of TF2. :/
CoolHandNuke
about 14 years ago
Tiny wizards. The best explanation for anything cool works.
Foreshadowing in the last story arc?
about 14 years ago
So everyone knows about the pyro buff right? Flaregun now does crit damage if it hits a flaming target at medium-long range instead of just minicrits.

How ironic that Valve buffed his sniper fighting and his spy checking right after that arc...
Kurata
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_31198]@Pandor[/url]: You're worse, for being an intolerant twat. Because YOU liked a game, doesn't make it good. Even worst games ever had people liking them had a point or another for whatever reason. [url=#user_comment_31196] @Shmitz[/url]: And that's the reason why there are a shitloads of game that lags on a fucking game console.
Patch
about 14 years ago
As much as I want to defend Metal Gear, I must admit, 4's controls were a total train wreck. Hold down 3 buttons to shoot in first person view, tap x to crouch, hold to crawl/get up, ect. Then there's my favorite: "WHY THE HECK DO I HAVE TO HAVE THE IPOD EQUIPPED TO LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC???"
Pandor
about 14 years ago
You're an idiot.
Because you're BAD at a game doesn't make the game itself bad. Valkyria Chronicles had one of the easiest/streamlined control sets ever. You're just a moron.
Scoot
about 14 years ago
NEED A DISPENSER HERE! NEED A DISPENSER HERE! NEED A DISPENSER HERE! NEED A DISPENSER HERE! NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
Shmitz
about 14 years ago
I'm curious what the difference is between a "PS2" game and a "PS3" game. I really hope you're not deciding a game isn't worth playing just because it doesn't push the GPU to its limits. It's opinions like that why we have a ton of pretty but shallow games and not many with actual gameplay depth.
Detis
about 14 years ago
I know he has to take it back and it's borrowing it. But if a friend is playing games that aren't in your taste yeah the exp is gonna fall flat.
Detis
about 14 years ago
There are good games for the PS3 it's just that if you have a superior PC games that are on both systems you're gonna end up on PC simply because you have the money to have better visuals. Otherwise he's only play 3 games that's tough to say PS3 is lacking after only playing THREE games. Cont.
A Fan
about 14 years ago
Also, Bonk is either made by or made of Time Mages. Haste!
Vuther
about 14 years ago
I always wondered...
lolwut
about 14 years ago
ps3... has no games!
what? somebody had to say it
Of Course!
about 14 years ago
And sentries are a bunch of rogues throwing the metal that the engineer gives them! Also, the wrench hurts so much because it contains warriors!
And the pistol shoots bullets.
about 14 years ago
Ah, that's the stuff: no dialogue, just pure comedy gold.

I hope this is a return to form!
Poofy
about 14 years ago
I don't want to talk to no engineer, yall motherfuckers are lying and gettin me pissed.
Poofy
about 14 years ago
Dispensers: how do they work?
Commander204
about 14 years ago
I knew it! How else could you regenerate health near a mechanical building? Also, White Mage FTW!
Ace
about 14 years ago
Of course!
Aurum
about 14 years ago
Didn't he say he has to return it back soon? Along with the games his friend had. Maybe his friend should be buying these games for Jo to play. Also, headshots in VC. Headshots. White mages and healing, hmmm. Are there any alchemists turning useless things to metal?
StarPilot
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_31172]@Mark_M[/url]: White Mages casting Shell/Protect. And Kritzkrieg is Black Mages casting Impact.
Mark_M
about 14 years ago
Fucking Uber Cannon, how does it work???
Tazrael
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_31159]@Dave[/url] Black Mages, they're casting Warp and Escape
Tazrael
about 14 years ago
HAH! I knew it!
Jagos
about 14 years ago
Okay, so when are you going to get into action games. And why are you only playing RPGs?
Golbez
about 14 years ago
Disgaea 3 doesn't take much grinding and isn't that long if you go for the main story only.
Kang
about 14 years ago
F*UCKING DISPENSERS HOW DO THEY WORK?

AND I DUN WANNA TALK TO AN ENGINEER, YOU MOTHERF*CKERS KILL ME AND GETTIN ME PISSED!
nextgenerationliberty
about 14 years ago
does this remind anyone of the jukebox band?
Dave
about 14 years ago
@A Fan: So what's in a teleporter then?
ColdCedric
about 14 years ago
"Gotta believe in magic"
Catalyst
about 14 years ago
Man, I loved Metal Gear, mostly because I love stealth games. Although I pretty much abandoned my PS3 to the PC since it really is so much better.
disected
about 14 years ago
HERETIC!
btw, new patch update for pyro, u should continue on where you'd left off earlier
Alcnaeon
about 14 years ago
You are playing the wrong games, is the thing.
3D Dot Game Heroes is marvelous, for one. LittleBigPlanet is a MUST.
Just give one or both of these games a shot.
GumbyX
about 14 years ago
I agree with those who said you should get 3D Dot Heros. It should help prove to you that the PS3 doesn't suck.

Wish I knew what games you like so I could recommend it.
Tina
about 14 years ago
Well i guess it's all about taste here

personally i'd pick Valkyria Chronicles over any Valve game simply because.. well i simply get bored of the valve games so easily.. except half life series that is..
especially tf2.. love the characters but the gameplay makes me snore
Bisected
about 14 years ago
Also, what produces the metal?
Bisected
about 14 years ago
What about 3D Dot Heroes?
BILLY MAYS
about 14 years ago
LIKE MAGIC, THE SCRATCH DISAPPEARS
An Evil Penguin
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_31142]@Merc[/url] There have been female soldiers for a while now... Look at the comic from back in the day when hats were first introduced (sorry can't be arsed to find a comic number for it)
Bill
about 14 years ago
I hate to imagine the sort of sick stuff you might come up with if you got your hands on Little Big Planet...

1. Uncharted 2
2. Assassin's Creed 2
3. Little Big Planet
4. Call of- call- ca- NO I CAN'T SAY IT XD
Merc
about 14 years ago
Is that...? A fem soldier?!
Zero Exillerius
about 14 years ago
I'd rather play good games than ones oversaturated with graphics. Killzone 2 is an example. It was plain, boring, and uninteresting, but one of the supposed best looking games of the gen. Disgaea 3 might "look like a PS2 game" but at least it's fun. Time sink is a valid objection however.
hurr durr
about 14 years ago
Glad to see you explained the VC hate, I still say you should try 3d dot heroes, but for the love of God, install your games :P
Somedood
about 14 years ago
Valkyria Chronicles was amazing. Also, I loved the graphics. It's meant to look the way it looks. Which is the type of animation I love seeing. Looks like what most people call cell-shaded and the story was just amazing.

I thought you especially liked tactical games. Which is mostly what it is.
Skye
about 14 years ago
I can never bring myself to sap one again. ;-;
King Allant of Boletaria
about 14 years ago
try Demon's Souls
anon
about 14 years ago
You should really give Valkyria Chronicles another try!... The fact that you don't need to grind at ALL should make it more bearable than other JRPG's...
Wut
about 14 years ago
Can't wait for a game? load times are just too much? How do you play TF2? How does your computer start up or do you leave it on 24/7?
trololo
about 14 years ago
Fucking dispensers, how do thy work?
Anonymous [2nd]
about 14 years ago
[continued from previous post]
(which was not possible beyond the battlefield and barracks given the approach to the storyline) but it also allowed them to be fleshed out as characters so that you would care (or not care) if one of them got wounded or killed.

Anyway, agree to disagree. :D
Anonymous
about 14 years ago
I still respectfully disagree with your assessment but will accept that some will dislike the menu system (of Valkyria Chronicles). The management of characters was absolutely necessary in my opinion because not only did it allow different characteristics and personalities to come through [more]
StarPilot
about 14 years ago
This must mean that teleporters are powered by Time Mages! It's the only reason someone can move from point A to point B instantly!
SRG
about 14 years ago
hate menus, loading times bad interfaces, then jo would soo hate dwar.... wait is that crit-rocket's sister mini-crit?
A Fan
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_31123]@Dave[/url]: Black mages, obviously.
Crazy person
about 14 years ago
More proof the Engineer update will turn the game into a turn-based system.
troll!
about 14 years ago
flaws in your english this time around! tisk tisk you should fix it
UncreativeMetaName
about 14 years ago
Get your Disgaea to go. I have the PSP version (of both 1 and 2). Endless grinds are a great way to kill time.
Dave
about 14 years ago
I wonder what's inside the turret
StarPilot
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_31114]@Azul[/url]: You need to look again. It was there before you made a comment.
Azul
about 14 years ago
FINALLY! One post without someone tagging 'mine' to someone's tits.
ThatMudkipGuy
about 14 years ago
Get Burnout Paradise. No loading times, cool challenges, 8-player multiplayer. It is AWESOME, even if you aren't into racing games, you'll like this game.
azndragon
about 14 years ago
Must suck when spies sap and electrocute those mages.
Also, Pyro got updated again. Aww, but they only returned burn duration back to normal and slightly buffed base dmg. At least flares can crit at range now.
Wazzle
about 14 years ago
Ok, give the PS3 one more chance...if you are looking for distilled fun and have internet, get Littlebigplanet and play online with friends. You won't look back.
StarPilot
about 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_31099]@EMP[/url]: Well I don't know about bullets, but Black Mages obviously refuel the Pyro's flamethrower tank.
EMP
about 14 years ago
That dispenser stopped being happy... *sniff*... Wait, white mages handle boolet production?
Idiot
about 14 years ago
What level is that dispenser?
StarPilot
about 14 years ago
That dispenser's full of White Mages! Too bad they don't cast Holy to fight back.
RAwrs
about 14 years ago
first lolz

going back to no dialogue I see