DAMMIT JEANSTEALER, GET OUT OF MY COMIX

oh i get it, channel 34= rule 34 which means no matter what, there is porn of it!

Tap tap tap dat.

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Assuming Control
This Hurts You

ASSUME ME

I got this one yay ^^
*Assumes direct control*

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Inb4 crew gets melteASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

It has always bothered me how in the Mass Effect universe, with all their amazing technological advancements, all of their computer monitors are monochrome...

Why didn't he like using guns in Bioshock? He must have been playing on easy, Play it on hard where the wrench is useless. And try get brass balls.

Wrex

Shepard

Thank you for assuming the Direct Control position.

I KNOW YOU LIKE THIS

Yay everybody! This means a BioShock comic is on the way! Now you can finally stop whining.

[url=#user_comment_25421]@Wrex[/url]: Wrex

what happens if they take control of themselves...

Shepard

They whole joke is that the Collector General (Bid bad guy of Mass Effect 2) is shown watching his troops on the camera. When you fight the Collectors, the General often possesses one of his troops, making them much tougher. This accompanied him saying something like ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

[url=#user_comment_25413]@Sirius57[/url]: You be looking at the late-night channel...you should switch the channel or you'll poke and eye out.

DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY

What the fuck am I looking at?

Does Infested Kerrigan count?

[url=#user_comment_25402]@Katana[/url] Lots of female zerg have been depicted. They just doesn't look as female as Joo's.

Yet another comic of "I dont f-ing get it!"

Im guessing Shepard in the Collector armor set

You may be the first person to depict a female Collector. Of course, the same could probably be said of you for Zerg, too...

You have changed nothing.

Your doom is inevitable.

Releasing control.

*Collector looks up, then slumps over uselessly as KA-BOOM!*

NICE SHOT!

I love it. Nice work.
We need more sex-joke comics ;)

XD I'm Lovin' it!

Tut tut, naughty Reaper.

THIS HURTS YOU.

THIS HURTS YOU

you have changed nothing!

YOU HAVE FAILED! WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY! RELEASING CONTROL! ...the dude and it will be like he's doing him and... wow.. what happen to me?

Hehe.. wouldn't it be funny if he assume direct control over the chick instead of thASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

Assuming direct control over dat ass.

Direct Intervention is required.

Assuming control of this form

Assuming Direct Control

Wait, what?

It's a Mass Effect 2 joke. The Collector General, seen here monitoring it's collector forces, can possess any normal Collector at any time and completely control him.

I loled. :P

I don't get it..
First actual comment..

God DAMNIT SECONDDDDD

FIRST.