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about 8 years ago
Doctor pepper has a ...Diffferent taste.
about 8 years ago
More names for Dews:
Regular: Uranium Piss
Code Red: Bloody Piss
Whiteout: Bleached Piss
Voltage: Manhattan Piss
about 8 years ago
There's a rare oddity that comes in a 1 liter called wink. I only ever saw it in virginia. It's apple, orange, and grapefruit, and fucking delicious. I think squirt is as close as I can get to it.
about 8 years ago
Ya... I don't care for MTN DEW.... not anymore. it was "the cool thing" as a kid, but it's not that good. Now, Pitch Black variant, or Taco Bell's Sangrita Blast, is delicious, and I would happily accept a LiveWire or Voltage.
about 8 years ago
@Felix Nombert: Yeah the color of the bottle is a little darker than the can in the comic but the actual liquid when poured into a clear glass is just a bright lemon yellow. http://mountaindew.wikia.com/wiki/File:Dq-drinks-soft-mtdew.png like that
about 8 years ago
I uh.. I Drink Mountain dew..
And I don't like Dr. Pepper. Eh
about 8 years ago
You drink mountain dew for caffeine, Jo.

Also, for best experience, remember to cool it down to almost freezing. I find that helps a lot with the taste.

Also, since MD was developed to mix with alcohol, it's good with sour and bitter stuff.
Pedro Martini
about 8 years ago
Jo, they sell Dr. Pepper in a candy store at Bairro Liberdade, in São Paulo. I don't know if you live anywhere near there, but its the only place here in Brazil that i found it.
about 8 years ago
And maybe you could find a Tab and some Fritos to complete the Code Monkey reference.
about 8 years ago
Dr. Pepper is nectar of the Gods, but for a true soft drink experience you need to get your hands on some Cheer Wine. Best cherry soda on the planet. But uh, good luck finding it outside of the southeastern US...maybe you could order some on Amazon or something.
about 8 years ago
Jo, if you get the chance you should at least try Diet Mt Dew. It actually tastes better than the regular version. And if you find any, Code Red and Whiteout are also pretty good. Stay away from Live Wire though. Like Ann said, that flavor is pretty much radioactive piss...
Felix Nombert
about 8 years ago
@Nathan Piper: I'm American and drink Dew all the time, it is green as hell. All the offshoot flavors have different colors, but the flagship is definitely green. Like, a little darker green than the top half of that can in the comic.
about 8 years ago
The crazy thing is, yellow/green is the natural color of most cola drinks. They add darker food coloring to make it the color you're used to it being.
about 8 years ago
Dr. Pepper is a must try just for experiancing it atleast once.

You should definatelly make your own drinks though once you go into homebrewing everything will look like shit in comparison.

But yes, that takes EFFORT and I know that is a hard thing nowadays.
about 8 years ago
Dr. Pepper is the far superior soda to Mountain Dew.
about 8 years ago
Fun fact the original flavor for Dr. Pepper was Prune juice but now it's all artificial.
about 8 years ago
Yay Anne Marie comic!

Dr Pepper is horrible, you shouldn't listen to these losers.

That said, try Diet Mountain Dew. I know, I know, it's not as hardcore, but I think it has a legit better taste then normal Dew. If you can find it, also try to get Baja Blast Mountain Dew, it's pretty top tier.
about 8 years ago
BRING BACK PEPSI BLUE. I actually liked that drink a lot...*sniff*
about 8 years ago
I'm not much on regular Mountain Dew, but I like some of the offshoot flavors, like Code Red, White Out, and Voltage.

That being said, Dr Pepper is great. Cherry, cherry vanilla...even vanilla float at one point.
about 8 years ago
Oh man, you got to try Dr Pepper. It's great.
about 8 years ago
Dr Pepper is the god among men in the soda world. It's only good to some people to tho because it's a very unique flavor.
Doug Wolford
about 8 years ago
Wow you must live in bumfuck nowhere lol.
about 8 years ago
@Raxyz: Those were the goods days... Now ANYTHING you can find in France gonna give you cancer or make your body unable to decompose... Just like every other country...


about 8 years ago
Dr Pepper tastes like Black Cherry and Apple soda, and is the chosen beverage of the intellectual elite.
about 8 years ago
@Shareazu: It has its own unique flavor. According to a Reddit post I found, it's a mix of about 23 different flavors, including black licorice, root beer, and cola. https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1z8wxx/what_are_the_23_flavors_in_dr_pepper/cfs0oaj
about 8 years ago
I've went to France a couple years ago through a college study trip. It's funny because NOTHING there has any artificial coloring, conservers or any other kind of artificial stuff. Even soft drinks, most of them are almost transparent. Tastes really good though.
Water on the other hand...
about 8 years ago
I once saw a news story on Mountain Dew, and the effect it had on hillbillies that drank pretty much nothing but it. The people had holes in their teeth. I have never been able to drink more than a glass of it, before I remember and start getting paranoid.
about 8 years ago
what's this Dr pepper supposed to taste like anyway? So far, people here in the comments have said that it tastes like almonds, cough syrup, and now, grape pepsi...
about 8 years ago
Dr pepper is also overrated. It's like pepsi with a hint of grape juice.
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about 8 years ago
From what I remember Dr Pepper tastes like cough syrup. Also you should try Japanese soft drinks as they have soft drinks from fermented milk to melon to cucumber. I will warn you beforehand that Ramune is a not very remarkable drink, it's main selling point is the cool bottle.
about 8 years ago
@Stuart Platt: Brazil... aside from the more internationally famous brands, we don't have much of those in here!

Actually, i haven't even seen one of those Jo mentioned for sale where i live...
about 8 years ago
Where do you live that things like Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper are not freely available?
about 8 years ago
@Felix Nombert: In the states here it's yellow, primarily because the main four ingredients are carbonated water, orange juice, sugar and citrus oils. So yeah yellow like watered down orange juice.
Even the UK version of Dew is still yellow even though the use different coloring because reasons.
about 8 years ago
Dr pepper taste like almonds, and it is good!
about 8 years ago
SPOILER: Dr.Pepper sucks, try it but after that you probably won't drink it again.
about 8 years ago
I do cross town for Dew. I like it....
about 8 years ago
Mt Dew: only mildly less disgusting than Mellow Yellow
Baja dew is tollerable though.
about 8 years ago
Protip: Mountain Dew was originally created as a mixer for whiskey, only drink it as such.
about 8 years ago
Drink that bacon drink, Jo, its good
about 8 years ago
Dr. Pepper Master Race, Jo. Also, Sprite is the superior citrus soft drink.
I suppose this means that if you were given the choice, you'd also have asked for the crab juice. (/Simpsons reference)
about 8 years ago
I was on a construction site a few years ago a saw someone piss into a mountain dew 2 litre bottle, I didn't think much of it until about 30 minutes later I turned the corner and seen someone else drinking from that very bottle. I have not touched it since.
about 8 years ago
@Paul Sphabmixay: The actual answer, since you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about: humidity and condensation.
about 8 years ago
Yeah Mountain Dew does look like an unhealthy green drink. But it is a lot better then Surge. Surge was a MtD killer(according to coke) and a must have drink back in the late 90's that had more carbonation and sugar then MtD.
about 8 years ago
Once had a friend who commented about the word 'Dew' which was water found on plants due to water evaporation or something. Then he gave me a question: If you find dew when it hasn't rained for several days and no where near any water sources, then where did it come from? The answer: Animal piss.
about 8 years ago
Well I did like the flavours of Horde and Alliance gamer fuel Mountain Dew the fact that after a few cans (out of a case) I always piss purple really concerned me.

about 8 years ago
"Neon piss" should be the official name for MD's color.
Felix Nombert
about 8 years ago
Uh, Mountain Dew should be green, not yellow. Unless you got Livewire, which is their orange flavor.
about 8 years ago
I do prefer monster over Montain Dew, so.. Gg for me, not going to be part of the MLG race D:
about 8 years ago
Oy. Here in Aus, for ages Dew didn't have caffeine in it, due to an old law saying that only cola flavored soft drinks could have caffeine in them.

That law got revoked, so they brought in 'Mountain Dew Energized', entirely replacing non caff'd Dew. Non Caff'd Dew just does not exist anymore.
about 8 years ago
I'm not really a crazy Mountain Dew person, but IMO the best Dew is definitely Voltage, and Dew tastes better out of a can (idk why but I can NOT drink it out of a bottle). Also Code Red tastes like a fucking throat cold, why do people like it?