@pramadito: So... are they supposed to just slap each other? Insult fighting? Children's card games?

@pramadito: I believe it's supposed to be a joke, a critic to the overly exaggerated complaint about Tracer's 'over-the-shoulder' victory pose.. since blizzard changed the pose to please some people that complained about it, i believe the idea here is to show that you can't just accept every demand.

@pramadito: It's a joke. A jape. A ruse. A comedy bit.

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/708/952/914/activision-blizzard-please-remove-guns-from-your-game-"overwatch."/ off topic but petition with 7.5k sign for blizzard to remove guns at overwatch? Really?

@Billy Six: They'd first need to fix ability draft having massive disparity between base heroes.

A base hero like Crystal Maiden is garbage compared to many others for example.

@European_Fox: That's single draft, random draft is allpick with a random hero pool.

now they just need to bring back meepo to ability draft

You mean Single Draft and how are the people in your games not picking in the last second to counter the counter?

Well, All Pick is also kinda the way was meant to be played.
Not that I care, I only play Smite nowadays.

My favorite mode is Single Draft.

You get 3 random heroes every game so you still have a choice but it pushes you out of your comfort zone and forces you to play more than one hero.

This mode helped me learn how to play and counter 90% of heroes.

Ranked only

* For the next few days, only Random Draft and Captain’s Mode will be available in Ranked Matchmaking.

http://store.steampowered.com/news/21084/

This is literally all that is changed. Temporary limitation of ranked only.

Does this only affect ranked, or am I to play normals in captains too?

This is quite a distortion of the actual story. "All pick is closed" = a lie. It's only closed for rank games.

I didnt even realise this until i read it here, well i only play 3 heroes so other modes are not for me :D

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