Well, I've always sort of wanted to make a voodoo doll of him, but never quite felt the effort was worth it... so if they decided to release one themselves... <3 :D

[url=#user_comment_345981]@tsartomato[/url] if it were cheap like their games a gaben sex doll could be modded and turned into a chubby girl doll.

That's not the scariest part of Valve fanbase for sure...

Volvo gib Gaben doll pls.

i would buy this gaven doll as a pocket pal it tf2 and he will come with a free hat

Things the Gaben doll would say: "Worth the weight." "I'm...Gabe Newell!" "Uh, no." "I can be reached at [email protected]" "Uh nope, it's just me, Gabe Newell!" "This isn't working."

no, the scary thing is that if valve release gaben sex doll some people would buy it

Don't say that! I'm still waiting for a Witch Plush.
Valve never delivers ;'/

Are you kidding? Of course people would buy it. I might. Especially if it was as cute as yours.

OH NO! YOU STARTED THE GabeN! Alright, emergency procedures. I was taught that, to stop a GabeN, take control and press the GabeN, in addition....

Has anyone noticed that there are THREE dots in the second panel's text bubble? Wake up, sheeple! HL3 is confirmed in probably never....

Magic Gaben Doll, will you ever release Half Life 3?

"Maybe someday..."

And here I was expecting him to say "Valve time"

SO REALISTIC.