What people are saying about "Safe Job"
Safe Job
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person
about 11 years ago
Soldier in Armor:Join now and you will become like me
luolis
over 11 years ago
What about SCV trains. When scvs join the Naama-faction they always are attack units :D
Batman
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_263750]@daretobecupid[/url]: MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAD
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_263310]@Mel[/url]: Jeepers BatMel, did Blizzard kill your parents or something?
Mech__Warrior
over 11 years ago
But he said he was claustrophobic! He needs to get out of there!
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_263291]@Geary[/url]: I have found zero information confirming anything you said. Would you care to either confirm it or retract your comment back to the posterior from which it came?
Turkashi
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_263292]@DivineJustice[/url]: I supose you're a 13y old person, that don't know differnt between joke and serious talk.
Passerby
over 11 years ago
Finally! Starcraft comix! Oh joyous day!

Still, that SCV pilot should have known better. Safest SC Terran job is the guy that sends down the MULEs.
@Geary
over 11 years ago
actually, blizzard was supposed to get the warhammer 40k license for the original starcraft but the company behind warhammer retracted the license at the last minute. they did not believe in videogames at that time. blizzard just addapted what they had into a new lore.
Raxael
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_263309]@Goro[/url] Since when do people still play Blizzard games for the lore? (even though in reality I am a warcraft lore fan ;-;)
Beretta
over 11 years ago
Fuck noncombatants. You didn't want to die? Stay the fuck off the battlefield, or surrender faster in your next life.
Bob
over 11 years ago
I always wondered why they can't just slap some guns in those things.
Mel
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_263291]@Geary[/url] LOOOL. Fuck, Blizzard are fucking hacks I hate them so much.
Goro
over 11 years ago
The writing in HoTS is soooo bad, ME3 is no longer the worst sequel to ever rape it's lore.
The Duelist
over 11 years ago
When do we get PoE comic?
DivineJustice
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_263051]@Turkashi[/url]: http://www.sirlin.net/ptw/ Fucktard.
over 11 years ago
Wait, I'm sorry, we were talking about Warhammer 40k, right?
over 11 years ago
The strategy game about heavily armored Space Marines backed up by tanks and mechs fighting powerful psychic aliens with significantly more advanced tech, and sometimes forming a brief alliance to fight an alien swarm that devours everything that gets in its way and uses DNA to create bioweapons.
Awesome Sauce
over 11 years ago
SCV RUZH!
O-(-'.'Q)
over 11 years ago
You'd think they'd at least outfit their drones with a pea-shooter for self-defense.
Mac
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_263221]@Terran[/url] I'd disagree with you there- the Zerg swarm specifically targets civilians with the intention of corrupting them (and because they're typically weaker). So in that respect, at least Marines have guns.
sum1
over 11 years ago
Technically most people already "joined" the Terran Dominion. Those aren't are rebels and I don't think the Dominion will kindly offer them to join the army.
Slowpoke
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_263048]@AngryProtoss[/url]: OMG! Spoilers, dude! Next you'll be telling me something happens to Kerrigan...
Terran
over 11 years ago
You can't use multiplayer logic with the story elements so "scv all ins" would not happen in lore you have to think missions. So the safest people in combat besides people inside buildings would probably be scvs. They are still in danger though because computers in missions do drops.
mags
over 11 years ago
SCV, even when they are target, they usually are pretty protected so they are the most safest unit in the game. For example, it is pretty rare to rebuild/resuply SCV units unless your army is pretty f*cked up.
BraveSirJimOfLawl
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_263172]@Scott[/url]: Well holy shit, it's almost like English isn't his first language or something.
Nando Rock
over 11 years ago
Two words: Reaver Drop
over 11 years ago
so Jo you gonna do a strip about heart of the swarm
Scott
over 11 years ago
You have a spelling error in your comic.
azureguy
over 11 years ago
Just finished the Swarm campaign myself, so this comic was a nice surprise.
For the next comic, how about you parody how Kerrigan is more or less imba and you can solo many missions with using her alone? Heck, do a DotA 2 crossover and let her be the strongest hero to make this more evident.
Bropocalypsre
over 11 years ago
Blizzard sucks
o7m8
over 11 years ago
So just like Eve Online then? :V
Liro Raeriyo
over 11 years ago
anyways, are we gonna get some friggen starcraft comics because heart of the swarm just released?
Software2
over 11 years ago
Starcraft sucks, draw more Command & Conquer.
Liro Raeriyo
over 11 years ago
ITS THAT SPY THAT GOT CRIT WRENCHED WHILE INVISIBLE
mrtt
over 11 years ago
pretty ironic.
If he wasn't such a coward he would have had a better life expectancy.
Il Palazzo-sama
over 11 years ago
Let the SCVs mine their own business.
Eboreg
over 11 years ago
Jo, you have got to do a comic about the ArmA 3 seagull glitch.
mouton
over 11 years ago
This reminds me of Space Aaasshole song. "Just wanted to do my job, earn a wage, and then some guy comes and breaks my spine with a hammer".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcUBI-YVRY8
over 11 years ago
After seeing the refusal by the old man, it's kinda creepy if you know how they fill up most of the marine ranks when they faced low volunteer rate (AKA Brainwashed prisoners). It would be better if it is marauder though.
Wolfman550
over 11 years ago
Nfederacy. (Sorry, first time posting >.<)
Wolfman550
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_263093]@Xeranar[/url] Backstory says the Dominion never stopped prisoner conscription after they took over, they just stopped telling the public about it, as part of their information control/propoganda. In fact, based on the lore for the Reaper units, it's probably worse with the Dominion than it was for the Co
Mel
over 11 years ago
HoTS is so shit.
trolol
over 11 years ago
Is that Natasha from RA3? o.o
over 11 years ago
So true. The best part, against the CPU, they rarely remember to send scouting parties with their collectors, when far from the base. Cleared many Warcraft2 maps that way.
Xeranar
over 11 years ago
In SC-I there was implications that the Marines and Firebats were in fact criminals but that was under the original regime. In SC-II that story is more or less since the new Terran regime took office the Marines/FBs are volunteers largely though it is still ironically listed how firebats are insane.
xXLoLPlayer420Xx
over 11 years ago
omg anothar comic i dont understand becauz i dont play the game
Ninj77
over 11 years ago
Seriously dude? How could you turn down a request from such a cutie!!??
4tran
over 11 years ago
IT'S A TRAP
Midou
over 11 years ago
At least SCV's can fight back, it's not their fault they suck at it. Now Protoss Probes...
Turkashi
over 11 years ago
Jo, you disapointed me again. A real RTS player use supreme tactic to win, no cutting down enemy resource, that's just low >:0
stupid SCV
over 11 years ago
This is the reason why Blizzard sucks...
AngryProtoss
over 11 years ago
@O.O: That and raynor died and THE ENDING OF SWARM WAS LEAKED YEARS AGO.
over 11 years ago
Now I feel bad for all those cheesy proxy barrack's...
Mortician175
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_263032]@Aki[/url] Half wrong and half right: The penal program is the most common way to get marines and the easiest, however there are no shortage of volunteers. Also, We need that Uniform for Terran Republic on Planetside2! (the commissar looking woman) We need something to combat DAT VANU ASS!
Grindzycat
over 11 years ago
This is why Zerg are awesome, they're far cuddlier than stupid terrans...
Aki
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_263017]@KarmikCykle[/url]: Actually, I don't believe this is accurate. Marines aren't "Mostly" criminals. You may be thinking of another game, GoW or something maybe?
VioletZer0
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_263017]@KarmikCykle[/url] So you think they'll just turn away volunteers?
KarmikCykle
over 11 years ago
Never mind the fact that it's mostly criminals who become Terran marines and they have no choice in the matter...
Globus
over 11 years ago
He is so gonna get stormed from the other side of a chasm...
Adorkable
over 11 years ago
SCV rush incoming
Beware
over 11 years ago
Jobs not listed:
-All-in meat shield
-Scout
-Desperation base/planetary defense
-Bunker rushing
-Killed off when extra supply is needed
-Healing each other
O.O
over 11 years ago
This is the reason why SC2 sucks...
Anonymous
over 11 years ago
This is why MOBAs suck
2 Base
over 11 years ago
Unless you're in the front part of the train sent during those timing all ins.

Anon
over 11 years ago
This is why DotA sucks.
Jer
over 11 years ago
Generalissimo Girl is back !
Anon
over 11 years ago
This is why LoL sucks
Nielspeterdejong
over 11 years ago
Terrans! Yay! :D