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HotshotGG
about 11 years ago
"SEVEN HUNDRED DAMAGE!"
Adam Jensen
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259966]@durr[/url]: I never asked for this.
durr
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259764]@AckAckAck[/url]: shush fanboy
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259633]@herp[/url]: Shush prejudicedboy
Definetly my reaction to...
about 11 years ago
Colin Mochrie announcing Whose Line is it Anyways is coming back.
Sigh....
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259549]@Robofish[/url] I believe that Jo is free to do whatever he wants when he writes, and shouldn't be restricted by his fanbase.
herp
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259375]@AckAckAck[/url]: shush fanboy
Robofish
about 11 years ago
@Sigh.... - can't we just agree that they're both terrible and Jo should do more TF2 comics?
Sigh....
about 11 years ago
Someone really needs to do something about the neverending Lol vs Dota 2 flame wars in the comments..
One is better in one way, the other is better in another. Just calm down, both sides look stupider than the kids who argue between Battlefield and Cod.
Frelus
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259473]@Frelus[/url]: To clarify, ofc I know that many people, but only 5 of them wanted keys, and they already got them ;)
Frelus
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259397]@Squeek[/url]: Write your Steam name in here and ask for a key. I got 20 lying around, and would give 10 away to strangers, as I do not even know that many people IRL who would want a DOTA 2 key.
tsartomato
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259041]@bodmans[/url] i'm in russia here are 2 religions ortodox and atheists both do not care at all about pope. half even do not know what pope even mean as you know russia is 1\6 of soil. alse there is other countries
Azerajion
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259397]@Squeek[/url]: Just ask anyone who has the game (including myself) on Steam, we all have dozens of them lying around^^
pong
about 11 years ago
I don't play TF2 and I still read this comic...
Squeek
about 11 years ago
so how do I get a dota 2 invite?
Lama051
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259077]@zeruf[/url]: in that case start caring, since thwr are only 3 stuns with this long stun and all of them are quite unreliable.bout the autoattacks, well that is done only by new people
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259332]@derp[/url]: shush prejudiced boy
derp
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259029]@AckAckAck[/url]: shush fanboy
dealwithit
about 11 years ago
this is the reason why dota 2 sucks
Lockgar
about 11 years ago
Did anyone else thing the Peanuts gang? ARRGGHH!
Jin'Zakk
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259077]@zeruf[/url] have you even played the game?
fuck ponies
about 11 years ago
DOTA : Day Of The Awful tentacle ?
about 11 years ago
Also, HUE.
about 11 years ago
Dota community is snobish.
Smyles
about 11 years ago
If they really did, I wouldn't be surprised. AA's performance has been quite lacking and LightofHeaven just gets outplayed.
Butthurt detector
about 11 years ago
The butthurt is strong here
Butthurt detector
about 11 years ago
The butthurt is strong here
Mac
about 11 years ago
@ DoTA 2 fails

Incredible butthurt ahoy!
Wolfzoon
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259175]@Dave[/url]: You need to learn how to read, then.
DoTA 2 fails.
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259178]@uUuLoLPlayerDestroyeruUu[/url]: Weak. Just pathetic. You probably just got your ass handed to you in league, you rage quit and found the cheap bull shit in DoTA more appealing. Having played BOTH games, LoL is way more user friendly. Staple early game items actually help you. Rage more please.
Somebody
about 11 years ago
OPA DENDI STYLE <3 !
uUuLoLPlayerDestroyeruUu
about 11 years ago
Trash casual players getting mad over dota comics because its the superior game.
Bob.
about 11 years ago
Guess who doesn't care about either! This guy!
guyman applecherry blast
about 11 years ago
its jos comic and he can do whatever he wants with it

stop whining about how you dont get the comics.
Dave
about 11 years ago
No one comments about Day of the Tentacle?
And I haven't even played that game.
2
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259131]@Dealwithit[/url]: YOU. YOU ARE NOT THE TRUE DEALWITHIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU
Dran
about 11 years ago
I dont know dota 2 and I even got the joke. Still, all the butthurt dota hating comments here are funnier,tho.
Lucky
about 11 years ago
Interesting news about the pope.
Oh, and whatever, DOTA joke, same old, same old.
Maxumym
about 11 years ago
I'm sick of people whining about not getting the joke.
Dealwithit
about 11 years ago
this is why league sucks
Jacqli
about 11 years ago
You forgot his arms, Engie! How's he going to take over the world now?
Dran
about 11 years ago
I dont know dota 2 and I even got the joke. Still, all the butthurt dota hating comments here are funnier,tho.
derp
about 11 years ago
like you know the pro scene so good. nice try jo
Puddles
about 11 years ago
*zooms over head*
...sorry...
Still funny though
...huh...
zeruf
about 11 years ago
i would care about dota2 if it wasn't based around using 5 second long stuns and autoattacks
Ninj77
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259068]@Fact[/url]: Thanks a lot for the explanation, pal. Once again. non-dota fans miss the joke. Btw, isn't 1 year in the internet equals like 7 years time? No wonder those guys were so popular.
Fact
about 11 years ago
To those who don't know:

Na'Vi was probably the most popular Dota 2 professional team. Since they got 1st place in the International 2011 and 2nd place in The International 2012.

Their members never changed for 1 year since AA replaced Artstyle after The International 2011.
Three is a Magic Number
about 11 years ago
Hee.
I was wondering when Jo would make a DotT joke. He is a purple tentacle, after all...
Anonymous
about 11 years ago
The more I read this comic the more I think Jo is just copying Bill Amend. The joke, structure, even expressions and presentation is almost entirely copypasted from one of his comics
bodmans
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_258990]@tsartomato[/url]: i might be atheist, but you just cant speak random about this, also afrika is now the continent with the largest amount of christians and there have been seculations on an african nominee for the new pope. please get your facts straight
Adam Jensen
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_259029]@AckAckAck[/url]: After everything I've seen, all the fighting, and the chaos around me. I only know what I want to believe: somehow, human decency will triumph.
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_258989]@Anonymous[/url]: I read Nerfnow from the beginning even when I don't play Starcraft or TF2. Loyalty, you don't have it.
In other news
about 11 years ago
oh yeah... I remember the day the news got out:

Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope also north korea detonates nuclear bomb Pope Pope
tsartomato
about 11 years ago
what is global in pope? he is so totally local vatican

you know at least 1\6 of soil do not want to know anything about pope

and i think afrika too
Anonymous
about 11 years ago
I liked Nerfnow a lot better when it wasn't about shitty circlejerk games that I don't play.
Hysteria
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_258944]@Anon[/url]: comic point is about shifted priorities of hardcore gamers (or hardcore anyone really), making them care about their local news much more than about global news. You don't really need to know anything about Na'Vi or Dota2. Also, it's always nice when someone makes fun of religion.
MissingULucasArts
about 11 years ago
I appreciate the Day of the Tentacle reference!
about 11 years ago
Just some dota 2 team shuffling members.
pong
about 11 years ago
oh noes, not a schism!!
Chou
about 11 years ago
It's also strange how Funn1k left his team without any hesitation. Ah, so much drama.
Aze
about 11 years ago
Nice DOTT reference =)
tsartomat
about 11 years ago
day of tentacle
Anon
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_258932]@Grindzy[/url]: Same here. Therefore, I care more about the pope news that the last news, making the comic point moot :P
USAF_Son
about 11 years ago
I'll bet she bought that miniature from Forge World.
desolation0
about 11 years ago
Thanks for making me glad that I care more about the pope divesting himself of his papal vestments than the inner drama of esports.
RoflCat
about 11 years ago
The thing is, Na'Vi's boss is saying there's ONE MORE coming, which hopefully means XBOCT is next.

Puppey is unlikely, since KuroKy pretty much join Na'Vi to bro him. And Dendi is pretty much the face of Na'Vi at this point, they're not going to drop him.
haha-
about 11 years ago
Funn1k, not F1nnk.
Grindzy
about 11 years ago
I don't even know what half of the words in the last panel go to XD