Should have saved the dude. HW Chick belongs in the Kitchen, making sandviches.
ch33z1t
almost 15 years ago
what would have been awesome is if the pyro from before came and deflected the rockets, that would be totally unecpected
SewerRat
over 15 years ago
I want the pyro to come in and airblast them all back, killing the soldier
DaimyoAmerica
over 15 years ago
Remember that time in the beginning when Male Heavy avenged Medic? Was that worth less than bewbs to you people?
Graven Image
over 15 years ago
Uber them both. Duh.
BuhamutZeo
over 15 years ago
Failing that, save the nice(not so?) lady!
BuhamutZeo
over 15 years ago
Pyro comes in and leafblows them all back. Would get the first and third crits blown back only, but heavies can survive a single crit rocket.
Anon
over 15 years ago
Go for the chick, dont cock block the medic, emo bitches dream for this shit.
buggyboom
over 15 years ago
FEMALE HEAVY
Altherix
over 15 years ago
It'll be over 400 the way things are going PsychoDuck .
Wouldn't it be sweet if next update is just first frame shows Medic's face as he's made a decision. Second and Third show the faces of the heavys. Fourth frame is medigun being brought to bear. Final frame is just an explosion.
Taik
over 15 years ago
Frankly, male hev-boy doesn't have a right to complain. He's got If he doesn't like it, there's blu engie for him, or he can mosey off to red team to the female medic. All medic had so far was a lifetime of getting assists and staring at big fat sweaty soviet hairy asses. He has a right to get stuck
htytsmks
over 15 years ago
SAVE THE GIRL! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Kurata
over 15 years ago
to zanderarch : you don't have much experience of tf2, do you?
Geese
over 15 years ago
Second opinion.
Not because I don't want one of them on RED, but because a dual-heavy + medic battleball is a thing of beauty. Especially if the medic is good, and the heavies are protective of their medic.
Just Double Uber Already!
over 15 years ago
DOUBLE UBER
PsychoDuck
over 15 years ago
I do believe this is the only Nerf NOW!! comic so far to have over 300 comments. Can't say I'm surprised.
Dasbooterror
over 15 years ago
I choose everyone dies.
Naw kiddin' Ho before bro's
(look at those tits!)
Vekter
over 15 years ago
Female Heavy.
Gotta go with the tits.
Idort
over 15 years ago
I choose both.
acorn
over 15 years ago
Yeah you can uber two people at once but I'd have to choose the male if i had to pick one
kommo1
over 15 years ago
Uber both of them!!!
Alovard
over 15 years ago
Save the girl! SAVE HER! THEY MAKE GOOD TEAM!
BobY
over 15 years ago
Second Opinion, FTW!
If that's unacceptable from a storytelling perspective, then fem heavy.
Jonus63
over 15 years ago
Save the girl D:
Sakret
over 15 years ago
I'm with the fem heavy, becuase if he joins the red team then the red female medic + red male heavy vs blu female heavy + blu male medic would be interesting.
Dunn
over 15 years ago
SAVE ZE WOMAN!
Gaalsien
over 15 years ago
Bros before hoes, yo. Save Male Heavy.
ZanderArch
over 15 years ago
Dual Uber wouldn't work. Medic and Heavy A are ubered, Crit rocket hits, splash hurts Medic B. Medic switches Uber to Heavy B, Heavy A gets splashed to near death. Medic ubers Heavy A again, Heavy B gets finished off by splash.
sole21
over 15 years ago
How about pyro come out of nowhere and airblast them all away? Or sacrifice himself to pay back medic for that other time....
sole21
over 15 years ago
Wow tough choice. The L4D one was easy because everyone wanted a happy ending but this....female heavy did so much for medic...but I couldn't stand to see old heavy & medic on opposing sides...
Fiesta
over 15 years ago
Twi makes sense. Those rockets won't strike simultaneously.
Twi
over 15 years ago
This doesn't work. 1: YOU CAN UBER TWO PEOPLE AT ONCE.
2: The rockets would hit in a certain order. He could uber whoever would be hit in the order they'd be hit, even if he couldn't uber two at once.
Gentlemen
over 15 years ago
I agree with Freak1. Male Heavy should get a female Medic to uber him at last minute.
Akira Kogami
over 15 years ago
he ubers the girl heavy
Freak1
over 15 years ago
Another medic (or a nurse) joins the team and heals one of them... :]
SuperNerd
over 15 years ago
explode!
ofcourse everyone has a key bound to explode
who wouldn't?
It'd be like:
"ME" "No me!" "See ya!"
*Medic explodes* "OH..."
Critrawketz -->>=> Heavies
Or he could do Second Opinion
Bonk
over 15 years ago
Sure Heavy is good but he left medic for a dispenser, A DISPENSER FOR CHRIST SAKE. Not to mention the fact fem-heavy actually CHANGED TEAMS for poor old Medic, when he was in his biggest need, when he had ust been humiliated. Fem-Heavy because she could potentially bring alot to the team.
Gee-Man
over 15 years ago
He should sacrifice himself in an awe inspiring display of heroics and medical compassion for his patients. Then, the two arguing Heavies will band together and fight the good fight for their fallen comrade. :D
Theminipanda
over 15 years ago
lol, he should just take every vote for the female heavy that mentions boobs and throw it out.
Nero
over 15 years ago
Save the female heavy! Her hat is way cooler than the other heavy!
Mowsy
over 15 years ago
Use that cool little trick to save both of them? Where you uber 2 at the same time, that kinda thing.
fragmer
over 15 years ago
OMG CLIFFHANGER!
Will Doc choose the old trusty Heavy or the well endowed new Ms.Heavy? Find out in the next installment :O
>:(
over 15 years ago
Remember the time when medic sacrifice himself to save Pyro?
Remember when Male Heavy saw the death message?
Remember when HE WENT RAGE AND EMO AND KEEL THOSE REDS?
Grabthar
over 15 years ago
Female heavy all the way
Blu Female Medic
over 15 years ago
Wait! I know! Why doesn't a Female Blu Medic show up and save the HW Guy and the Guy Medic saves HW Girl! WIN WIN!
Mari
over 15 years ago
I vote for Female Heavy
DoublePoster
over 15 years ago
give uber to the pyro. the real one.
ythevd
over 15 years ago
Wenches before Brethren
JC123
over 15 years ago
Heavy-tan was there when Medic needed him. And Boobs before Noobs!
AnTF2Player
over 15 years ago
Both!
If he's a good medic he can heal both of they very fast and uber then like that they are all happy and he got a achievement =D
...If you cant then male heavy =( THey got a strongest relationship.
Publius
over 15 years ago
I can partial to the TaTas, but I look like the male.
Uber them both. if that's not an option the Lady Heavy for I love me some tatas.
NOT a spy >_>
over 15 years ago
both should live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D'X
<spy>
over 15 years ago
Oh wait, in this comic, the red medic's medigun looks like the normal one but must be kritz so, forget what I said.
<spy>
over 15 years ago
To those suggesting that the medic has the kritzkreig, look at the previous comic. It is clear that that is the normal medigun.
Spy stabs medic. End.
Medic's close friend
over 15 years ago
double uber taking minor damage but coming out friendly
Gamegeneral
over 15 years ago
Medic looks at HWguy and says "Put ze dispensah here" Points at himself and saves HWgirl.
Of course, If he sacrifices himself, I bet a pair of HWpeople can seriously fuck up the other team.
Durr
over 15 years ago
Hurr, medic should uber then jump into crit rawkitz. Or uber one of them and let them block the crit rawkits. I recomend male heavy, as he is a bigger target and can probably block all three.
SAVE THE WORLD
over 15 years ago
GET THE GIRL
PsychoDuck
over 15 years ago
Dammit, THE ONLY RIGHT WAY's got my number.
Mesna
over 15 years ago
Chain uber! You can do it! He'll get an achievement for it too!
Roar
over 15 years ago
I suspect the male is a spy anyway. Uber the one you know you can count on.
Mad Fnorder
over 15 years ago
I vote double uber, then coin toss.
NightAngel
over 15 years ago
Leave female heavy. Let male heavy change a class. Maybe BLU soldier? Or double uber.
THE ONLY RIGHT WAY
over 15 years ago
ALL OF YOU ARE STUPID. DISPENSER-TAN IS THE ONLY WAY TO GIVE THIS A HAPPY ENDING. DISPENSER-TAN ON MALE HEAVY ACTION, AND HEAVY-TAN ON MEDIC ACTION.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE A HUMANOID DISPENSER WITH HEALTH/AMMO-RESTORING BOOBS.
ROCKETMAN
over 15 years ago
Go with fem-heavy!.
a Lonely Ninja
over 15 years ago
Save the Girl she died for you man and she won't ditch you for some tin can.
Aaron
over 15 years ago
Also, if I have to see her smile again, im going to shit myself. That had to be the creepiest smile I ever saw.
Aaron
over 15 years ago
"did you not see the pile of corpses and sentry debris they left at the last cap point?"
Sacrifices can be made for betrayal you know.
Q
over 15 years ago
Save the male heavy.
Tef
over 15 years ago
Why aren't you guys voting for heav-tan (female heavy)
Male heavy did run off with a dispenser and female heavy went through the process of killing herself and joining blu for medic.
Exo
over 15 years ago
Double Uber, otherwise female.
Jud
over 15 years ago
Red medic and solja definitely need to get it on after this! And after male heavy p*sses off to red team, there'd be another love triangle (without gay people though)
Zamb
over 15 years ago
I say the lady. You gotta accept change...
Hos before bros
Jetbomb24
over 15 years ago
Vote: Double uber ftw! :)
Simon_Says
over 15 years ago
FFS, double uber! It doesn't last long but it'll last long enough!
Anon124345254
over 15 years ago
>this lady just came along. You don't know what she could do.<
did you not see the pile of corpses and sentry debris they left at the last cap point?
Mathin
over 15 years ago
Uber Female!!!
Dasfeld
over 15 years ago
Save the Girl!
Wealthy Hobo
over 15 years ago
Holy ****. I think that we have enough votes, so stop voting. I mean the author has to read 300+ comments to decide.
Also, we can finally see the true form of Giygas's attack...CRITRAWKETS!
Jacklus
over 15 years ago
Pfffttt, Time for Double Uber
ifudidntknow
over 15 years ago
http://kotaku.com/5136320/team-fortress-2-getting-one-more-new-gameplay-mode
if u dont read kotaku u should
Ihmhi
over 15 years ago
A vote here for Female Heavy. The comic is Blu-centric and that means we get to see more of her.
Aaron
over 15 years ago
I mean, think about it. Ive only seen a couple of soldiers, and they're all on red. Take the original BLU heavy, that was ruling red team, put him on red with all the other soldiers. Yeah, id say blu is screwed.
Aaron
over 15 years ago
I say stick with the first heavy.
Atleast you can trust him, shit this lady just came along. You don't know what she could do. Besides, if he does leave, he does get the red team medic. I can picture blus getting dominated at one point after the heavy can get along with the red medic.
wickedninja
over 15 years ago
i vote male heavy goes since the girl did kill herself to join the blue
revgdt
over 15 years ago
SAVE THE GIRL, IT'S WHAT A MAN IS MEANT TO DO!
bob the builder
over 15 years ago
unknown to both heavies medic had just switched to a kritzkrieg so theres actually nothing he can do but run..or die
taytay
over 15 years ago
me want boobs, so save female heavy please
CosmicKirby
over 15 years ago
Fourth Option, the Medic is now a spy.
Holyknight
over 15 years ago
Uber yourself!
Or better yet, JUST RUN! XD
Waddle Doo
over 15 years ago
SAVE THE GIRL, SAVE THE WORLD
Bubulle
over 15 years ago
Uber both, then kill the surprised soldier
Charles
over 15 years ago
BROS BEFORE HOES
OZsome
over 15 years ago
The fat man has stay too long an now he needs to go.
Lolz
over 15 years ago
Go female!
Weesel
over 15 years ago
Where was the Male Heavy when you needed him the most? Female Heavy came to you instead and led you to victory just a short while ago! Go with her!
Bros
over 15 years ago
Pyro comes, pyro combustion blast, kritrokkits turned, kritrokkit hits soldier, soldier died.
Or, Male Heavy lives. He went to dispenser cause he needed a band aid for his head.
HOES BEFORE BROS
over 15 years ago
SAVE THE GIRL STUPID!
fdhdj
over 15 years ago
FEMALE HEAVY, SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH THE MEDIC!
Wealthy Hobo
over 15 years ago
Just Uber them both, you dummkopf Medic. It isn't that hard. If you can't do it, then go for the Heavy Weapons Guy. Boobs are great, but your buddy has been there with you since, what, the begginning?
Dr. House
over 15 years ago
Bros Before Hoes maaaaaaan *props*
Buzz
over 15 years ago
But then we learn that the medic is also equiped with the kritzkried...
Toasty
over 15 years ago
Male Heavy has always been there for medic. Remember in the first comic, where he raged and killed 2 soldiers when CritRockets killed the medic? VOTE HEAVY!....I mean, MALE HEAVY.
Ghib
over 15 years ago
Dual Ubeeer... it's too hard to decide ;_;
Orkhun
over 15 years ago
Medic Ubercharges male heavy and he jumps infront of the rockets in air making an iron curtain to save female ruski heavy :) all heroes then they run away as more of red team arrives ^_^ heh
ThatOneGuy
over 15 years ago
Balance the Uber between the two. If not, I would stick with the one and only fatty.
Westy543
over 15 years ago
Go for the girl, she never gave you up, never let you down, never run around, or hurt you!
(My lyrics are probably off a bit, that's just from memory)
Forthex
over 15 years ago
Bros before Hoes, G
But the medic should juggle the ubercharge between the two of them, saving both of them, but then the male heavy saves the day in end. BTW, where's BLU's female medic?
qwop
over 15 years ago
dual ubercharge NOW!
rockystop123
over 15 years ago
female
Smith
over 15 years ago
male heavy is a diglepy with a bodie!
Shovelface
over 15 years ago
Spy stabs medic before he can deploy ubercharge. FLAWLESS VICTORY
Barry
over 15 years ago
Double Uber, then threesome.
Striker
over 15 years ago
SAVE THEM BOTH!
If that's not an option, female. Male can always use a dispenser.
.....
>:(
Anonymous Idiot
over 15 years ago
Suddenly remember you switched to the Kritz earlier, rendering it moot.
Tunddruff
over 15 years ago
TAKE THE TITS!!! TAKE TEH TITS!!
typhoonoftempest
over 15 years ago
uber self, run away! (or just somehow take all three)
I don't know :P
RocketRunner
over 15 years ago
I vote for Female Heavy .
Muctar
over 15 years ago
Double Uber! Work on your achievements!
Kamekamekame
over 15 years ago
Female heavy,
only because I am half-Russian. Wait. male heavy is Russian too.
Dammit! Female heavy, because she was nice.
Cal - Vote for Male Heavy!
over 15 years ago
He's been here since the start, don't get him shunned just because the other heavy has breasts! =P Also the female was originally RED, she could betray the BLU's at any time! And she was the one who originally hurt Male Heavy's feelings, male heavy ftw!
cake
over 15 years ago
oh ya its called second opinion DO IT MAN
Cake
over 15 years ago
that comment the author made reminded me of big brother (i hate that damn show) sooo just uber both of them like this guy fem guy fem like every half a sec
and also get the achevement!
dsfasfd
over 15 years ago
double uber, noooooooooooooob. if medic is too much of a scrub, save male.
Morg
over 15 years ago
Female Heavy's got my vote.
unsunghero10
over 15 years ago
Medic goes red, so he meets the girl medic! :D
sinperta
over 15 years ago
lol does heavy doage the first one
Snipergurl
over 15 years ago
Male heavy stays!!! So what that he left the female is a trator to red!!!
Sylvine
over 15 years ago
100% ubercharge? How 'bout a second opinion? Just save 'em both :)
~Sylv
VOTE FOR MAN HEAVY
over 15 years ago
You've known him FOREVER medic! You just met that girl like 2 strips ago!
Bros before hoes! Don't sell your best friend down the river for tits!!
Rye
over 15 years ago
Male heavy
Xarg
over 15 years ago
Pick the Fem-Heavy!
ThatMudkipGuy
over 15 years ago
It's your choice, but just keep in mind, that if male Heavy gets voted off, BLU will change, and people might be unsure of whether to trust Medic. Personally, for me, I choose male heavy, but it's still your choice.
ThatMudkipGuy
over 15 years ago
#1, the person who has always been there for the BLU, and who is always there for everyone, or would you pick #2, the person who is new, the unexperienced one, the one that might do anything? Anybody would choose #1, because he is devoted!
ThatMudkipGuy
over 15 years ago
Think of this as if this were happening in real life, and you could save either person. Would you pick your best friend, or would you pick some new person who you don't even know if they would stick with you?
ThatMudkipGuy
over 15 years ago
Would you pick someone who is your best friend, has always been there, and who has gone on a killing rampage of soldier-maggets to avenge Medic? Or would you pick someone who may have been a lucky streak, and might leave you for someone else?
ThatMudkipGuy
over 15 years ago
Male heavy has always been there for medic, for Pyro, and for everyone. We don't know what female heavy could be like afterwards. She might even run off with another character, which would leave Medic all alone again!
Kurata
over 15 years ago
uber them both
WTF?
over 15 years ago
I saw someone say "Dispenser-tan."
WHAT THE CRAP?
LOGIC
over 15 years ago
Save them both, fool.
Failing that, Heavy-tan.
GRRR!
over 15 years ago
Medics can uber multiple people... should last just long enough to get them both...
There's showers in the spawn
over 15 years ago
When will they be used!?
Simplest answer
over 15 years ago
Uber the male heavy and shove him in front of the rockets. He's fat enough to block all 3.
wisH
over 15 years ago
noob medic is noob, ever heard of uber juggling?....well anyway my choice is (flips a coin) save the female heavy (fyi female heavy 3-2 for flippin a coin best outta 5...was close)
Cholfo
over 15 years ago
Female heavy.
I mean, come on. Boobies.
Pirateninja9
over 15 years ago
I say have medic uber her, then have a plot twist where the male heavy falls in love with a Red Team member, making him hate the blue medic, and the scout starts hating the heavy. That's just my idea.
That Guy
over 15 years ago
Save the original heavy! Or both!
Tef
over 15 years ago
Uber both if not go for the female heavy.
Hos before bros if dispencer before bros is in effect.
SKULLWOOD
over 15 years ago
But i like both of them...
Ryeneker
over 15 years ago
Ubercharge yourself and run like hell.
Destati
over 15 years ago
Suddenly, the medic realizes that he accidently swapped for the Kritzkreig during the last respawn...
Jour Mama
over 15 years ago
Bros before hos.
Bros!
over 15 years ago
I VOTE BROS! (not hos)
AWESOME
over 15 years ago
YOU CAN UBERCHARGE MORE THAN 1 PERSON AT THE SAME TIME.
Shortbread
over 15 years ago
Uber them both :3
Wyvern
over 15 years ago
Female heavy, else uber them both.
DaimyoAmerica
over 15 years ago
That medic could totally achive TF2 if he ubered both of them at the same time. But if I had to chose it would be man heavy. Boobs are great, but she did used to be red, so really she's a traitor.
Aaron Le Nite Owl
over 15 years ago
Female Heavy *chants*
lawl
over 15 years ago
Selflesness is next to godliness, my dear Medic. Take the hit yourself.
Bermuda Cake
over 15 years ago
Original heavy! Just cos he looked so sad in panel 4
AngryP
over 15 years ago
Second Opinion ftw!
Darth Mad
over 15 years ago
Save both heavy, let the medic dies.
:O
over 15 years ago
Save the love of your life!
Screw baldy!
The14th
over 15 years ago
I say make the next one an epic moment of awesome and have him uber them both, with as much posing, explosives, and laser lights as possible.
Carson the Magnificent
over 15 years ago
Uber them both. You can do it, you know.
Peri
over 15 years ago
Hmm. If you're actually going to develop the red team, then Uber the male. I'd like to see heavy-ette hand his ass to him later. >_>
You're All Idiots
over 15 years ago
Uber them Both.
Second Opinion ftw
Pickel Surprise
over 15 years ago
TITSKRIEG!!! Save Heavy-Tan. Then, if Heavy-Sama changes sides, he can
meet up with a Medic-Tan on RED and have a showdown with BLU.
Matt
over 15 years ago
Large boobs is a tight bikini outwiegh any argument for keeping male heavy.
Vote for Fem Heavy.
Kobold
over 15 years ago
Fools! You're all wrong. A Medic can uber two people at once by switching rapidly.
You even get an achievement for it.
Blarg
over 15 years ago
Blu female medic comes in and ubers male heavy and male medic ubers female heavy.
Magma Spire
over 15 years ago
Male Heavy. He's got the ammo, and can survive a Crit Rocket with your silly uber. Keep the fatty.
SIMPLE
over 15 years ago
SIMPLY FEIGN A DISCONNECT AND AVOID THE SITUATION ALTOGETHER.
PsychoDuck
over 15 years ago
Another idea: Pyro swoops in an airblasts away the crockets. The end.
Altherix
over 15 years ago
Already voted, "Fem Heavy" but just had to comment: "209 comments, next comic needs to be Uber!"
iSpy
over 15 years ago
Save male Heavy! Medic was nowhere to be found =\
nightrivalgary
over 15 years ago
bros before hoes.
you're not a bro if you don't save the man heavy.
Drake
over 15 years ago
I've never felt an urge to post until now.... double uber. Or have pyro come in and use compression blast! If not I don't want to see either heavy go :( Did you see the ":3" face the heavy guy did back in that one comic :*( Also, heavy girl did change teams for medic :O
Liforce
over 15 years ago
Why choose? I say, let the medic either save both or save none!
Hurp
over 15 years ago
Fem heavy
Or both GODDAMN IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO UBER BOTH
Watashiwa
over 15 years ago
I think male Heavy should stay. Just think about it--he's been BLU since the very beginning.
You can't just abandon your old friends like that. Even if you feel they abandoned you (speaking from IRL experience here).
Baesilus
over 15 years ago
Female Heavy. Though even a barely skilled medic could uber 'em both, just it wouldn't last as long. Also, MAGGOT is the correct spelling. MAGET sounds like magnet.
SA Bearjazz
over 15 years ago
Heavy Weapons Guy
Wulf
over 15 years ago
Pffft, it would be possible and more awesome to save them both which is possible with the uber. But if there's only two choices save the female heavy, she got a cooler hat than almost every other classes.
Eldrake
over 15 years ago
Quick Medic! The third option! Uber both at once!
THE ONLY RIGHT WAY
over 15 years ago
THE ONLY CORRECT RESPONSE WOULD BE TO UBER BOTH, THEN HAVE ENGINEER-TAN BUILD DISPENSER-TAN, TO GIVE HEAVY A LOVE INTEREST. THEN FEMALE HEAVY GETS MEDIC ALL TO HERSELF, SO NOBODY GOES EMO.
Zidagar
over 15 years ago
Save the heavy. This way, we get to see how it goes down when the She-heavy meets back up with Medic-tan.
Homey-G-Funk
over 15 years ago
Bros before hoes! Save your yo bro Medic! Theres plently of more women out there for ya!
Ivan
over 15 years ago
What? Save Heavy Weapons GUY!
curbee
over 15 years ago
Blue team needs moar grrlz.
Sir_kitteh
over 15 years ago
FEMALE HEAVY SHE JOINED BLU TEAM FOR HIM
Taiyz
over 15 years ago
Female Heavy stays on Blue; never forgive traitors.
SME
over 15 years ago
I dunno, it looks a little like they are going to shove Medic out of the way. Anyways, I say Second Opinion or Heavy-tan.
Aron
over 15 years ago
Unless the medic's a total scrub, double uber comin' up, or dodge out and pick up the pyro that should be coming up the right flank nowish...>_>
Do I play this game too much?
Andrew
over 15 years ago
the girl heavy, the guy heavy abandond him for a dispenser.
Vorpal
over 15 years ago
Heavy-Tan all the way; Doesn't Heavy have a dispenser to tank?
HiddenKrypt
over 15 years ago
I vote to add a female medic.
Bellsab
over 15 years ago
Maybe he should uber himself, and take all the shots? if their lucky, they wont get killed by splash!
technoextreme
over 15 years ago
Its time for a second opinion. Prove your worth medic. Prove your worth.
dekichan
over 15 years ago
I voted for pyro, but want to add, the medic already ubered a spycrab, which is embarrasing. But if he didn't at least try to double uber, then I'd lose complete interest in him.
Venge
over 15 years ago
Split uber makes everybody happy.
AshburnerX
over 15 years ago
Neither. I vote he uses the uber on himself only and jumps up to take the hits himself, like any good medic would to prevent their partner from being blow away.
Phoenix
over 15 years ago
Female. Because the guy was being a dick and she came to find you.
Lag
over 15 years ago
You can't dispatch our big motherland russian man :(
TriangleMan
over 15 years ago
Choose only one? Someone doesn't know how to double uber! There's even an achievement for it.
Fanboy
over 15 years ago
If you can't save them both, the male heavy gets my vote.
Anonymous
over 15 years ago
... How about being an asshole and log off to play some serious left4dead...?
Noh_n4me
over 15 years ago
I vote: While medic is chahgin' his Ubah pyro jumps in and does an airblast rocket jump to axestab soldier. SHOOP DA WHOOP!
Anon
over 15 years ago
Split the uber, 2 heavies are better than none
leogeo2
over 15 years ago
Just bounce the uber between both!
FMJmir
over 15 years ago
Female heavy. Male heavy was being a dick, and she was not.
the choice is clear.
The13thclam
over 15 years ago
I gotta go with BLU Heavy. Do not save traitorous RED heavy! As heavy, I sometimes love engineer more than medic, especially on defense (2 dispensers means I never have to stop shooting WAAGGH!) but Medic is friend! BLU heavy knows this.
Merc
over 15 years ago
3 missiles fourth and long.
Soldier drops back to fire.
He fires. Its going, going, GOING!
AND ITS PYRO WITH THE BACKBLAST!
Vote: Female Heavy.
Fish
over 15 years ago
Female Heavy.
But you need to have her hugging the medic with a kitty face, fo' sho.
Judanas
over 15 years ago
Female Heavy. She swaped teams for the medic, while the Male Heavy took the medic for granted and abandoned him.
JAY
over 15 years ago
Regular Heavy, remamber all the good times you had?. The time when you took out 3 sentries all at once?, yeeah you can't forget that can you, or pyro just goes and airblasts the rockets away
Alt_Alt
over 15 years ago
Yes! Uberswap! I know it doesn't fit the binary choice of the narrative, but he could so do it. Uberswap!
CelebrenIthil
over 15 years ago
SoWhat
about 8 hours ago "The medic should uber himself and run off into the distance to taunt."
And that, is why you shouldn't be allowed to play medic. XD
Second Opinion FTW!
Zath
over 15 years ago
Female heavy. Mixes things up a bit, plus she's more appreciative to have medicman around.
Storm Trooper
over 15 years ago
Save the girl.... but she ends up being a spy.
anon
over 15 years ago
Save the girl, she switched teams for him man!
Heavy dude was just dicking around and medic went emo before heavy girl saved the day.
Skilled medic
over 15 years ago
Our Hero needs to throw down a double ubercharge. A rare maneuver, but is startlingly effective if managed correctly.
Altherix
over 15 years ago
Uber the Female Heavy, this all started because standard Heavy abandoned medic for Engineer.
Also, rather see a Medic / Female Heavy story arc then Medic / Standard Heavy arc.
Sanox
over 15 years ago
Hot chick stays.
PlisK!n
over 15 years ago
save both!
PT
over 15 years ago
what about uber swapping? he can save both.
I vote him him just staying ubering neither/both with swapping....
.... and if it`s not possible, it`s a hard choice. They`ve been buddies with Heavy-sama for long time, but Heavy-tan is so sexy :D
....... uber female, guys can handle tough hits
null
over 15 years ago
Save them both... as everyone has said, it's easy to uber two slow moving targets.
Dr. Gray Phantom
over 15 years ago
Uber both of them at the same time. At least, that is what I'd do...
dekichan
over 15 years ago
vote for airblast and pyro should get the uber! Or pyro could pull a Newman and do a reflected rocket jump, then burn the soldier with only one rocket left and the medic.
Yes
over 15 years ago
On one hand your rather original design for heavy-tan is absolutely horrible, but on the other hand, standard heavy looks like you just drew Kirby for his head.
Picking one is a lose/lose situation, but go for the standard heavy anyway.
Albatross
over 15 years ago
VOTE for PYRO to rescue the day!
Kobayen
over 15 years ago
Medic needs to save both. Push heavy-tan out while heals heavy-kun, or climb heavy-kun to take the shot for both, or something! .... no man left behind! None shall join RED!
Enjoy mousing over the text of a photo note. Finally.
Ddyq
over 15 years ago
Bros before hos.
...
over 15 years ago
Either way, Pyro-tan is gonna have a tough time with a RED heavy! :(
Flux
over 15 years ago
take about 5 steps to the left or right and see which heavy follows, the one that doesn't is MRDD.
mr flibbles
over 15 years ago
Second Opinion would be the best bet, then add another blu medic for fatty.
Puns
over 15 years ago
While in real life I'd probably uber the girl (or juggle the uber as best I can)... I'd probably vote he ubers his old heavy. Reason being putting strain on his new relationship builds for more interesting tension.
Lagomorph Man
over 15 years ago
Save them both. Give one the medigun, activate it on the other, and sacrifice himself. For he is GREAT DOKTOR!
damnedgamer
over 15 years ago
Since I like boobs I choose the female heavy she has ARGUMENTS ^^
Evan
over 15 years ago
yeah, Second opinion.
Delicous Scout
over 15 years ago
Critical or not.
Delicous Scout
over 15 years ago
Also, both heavies have health big enough to survive rocket
Delicious Scout
over 15 years ago
Man has been on team long time! Do not betray his loyalty! Woman changed teams! She has betrayed RED and she will betray BLU!
Pyromancer
over 15 years ago
Uber them both,
But if ONLY one can survive then go female. I mean, come on she left her team to be with medic. Heavy has taken him for granted.
Splitisoda
over 15 years ago
@Blbell, yah the soldier would just hide behind the cliff, lol. Then the heavies start yelling at each other saying "It's your fault.!"
plasmafodder
over 15 years ago
Femi-Engi roll medic! dual heavy healer combos ftw!
DK
over 15 years ago
Don't be gay: choose Fem Heavy!
Blbell
over 15 years ago
Uber neither, save the uber run back and wait for both to respawn and organize a proper push from there. They wont be able to kill the soldier anyway so might as well save it =D
Ubermedic
over 15 years ago
Save them both, Having two heavies on your side blasting through the battlefield will make any solider quake with fear! *evil laugh*
Dt
over 15 years ago
Second opinion or female Heavy :P. There are only a few males at RED.
Paul
over 15 years ago
Double ubering medic should be double ubering.
larry who has aids man
over 15 years ago
i vote for the female heavy
Cloud
over 15 years ago
He can über them both.
But if we must choose 1 I pick the Female Heavy.
Zander
over 15 years ago
Female Heavy stays.
Heck, add more Gender diversity! Heavy/Medic Girl Power team!
Sandvich
over 15 years ago
I vant female Heavy, she kredit to teem!
Casbros
over 15 years ago
easy. our medic is a ubermedic, he'll use the incredibly powerful "double uber", changing continously his target, uberig 2 ppl at a time(well, the charge will end in 7-8 seconds, but everyone will survive)
laz
over 15 years ago
Titskrieg ftw
jurz
over 15 years ago
NEED MOAR TITZKRIEG
Ramseh
over 15 years ago
Well the most obvious thing to do is just have Pyro come on in, use his airblast to fire the rockets back killing Critrawkets and that way the arguement can last longer or they can come at peace and one can go hang with Pyro while one stays with medic.........
PYRO IS GREAT HEAVY BUDDY!
Darkest
over 15 years ago
Keep the new Heavy! She's awesome!
Jake'm
over 15 years ago
Here's a thought: Have himuber Male Heavy, and jump in front of Female Heavy to take the rawckets. All in one move preferably.
Doolie
over 15 years ago
Keep the tits! err, ladyHeavy.
soylent robot
over 15 years ago
keep male heavy, he is kredit to teem
frencho
over 15 years ago
both.heavy is the best friend of medic and he was since the beginning of the comic.its like replacing engie-tan with another engie.but female heavy too,she was the one that cared about the poor emo medic.
Wraith86
over 15 years ago
keep the lady heavy
Sylvester Ink
over 15 years ago
I concur with the double uber. But if one must go . . . I'm sad to say that it should be female heavy. She's deeply cute, but male heavy was there first. It's TRADITION! (Plus if male heavy goes to RED, he'll steal red medic away from Critrawkets.)
Willnye
over 15 years ago
GO FOR SECOND OPINION
but if not that girl heavy is obvious choice for the uber.
male heavy abandoned you medic he cares nothing for you.
she shot herself in the face to help you and make sure you would be alright. She loves you.
Urzza
over 15 years ago
Duel uber and save them both?
the young /co/mpatriot
over 15 years ago
Umbra, we saw earlier he used Uber.
Also, Second Opinion or Heavy-Tan. Also because I like Joppalowe's suggestion of Man-Heavy only being able to trust Sandvich.
Coolio
over 15 years ago
Why not shove them out of the way of the Crocket Shower, and take 'em on yourself?
JaciusCeed
over 15 years ago
Female Heavy needs to stay.
Funnier that way.
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Dan
over 15 years ago
Uber both. Achievement unlocked!
Umbra
over 15 years ago
Turns out he's using Critskreig and they all die anyway
Gill
over 15 years ago
Everybody abandoned Medic, and then Heavy-tan KILLED HERSELF to join his team and make him feel better. Save the firl.
Also, how the hell do you get three critrawkets at once?
DrBobcat
over 15 years ago
Female heavy needs to go! Male heavy was on BLU first!
DS
over 15 years ago
I vote for Pyro.
Guno
over 15 years ago
I vote Male heavy. Simply because he was there first, and Female Heavy being there just for medic means the rest of the team may not care much about her.
anon
over 15 years ago
Surely, this is the perfect situation for a dual uber / second opinion?
Grim
over 15 years ago
Double uber... Or just run away :D
Darp
over 15 years ago
I'd feel sorry for the dude-heavy if he wasn't saved by his friend, but I'd feel bad for dude-medic if he had to abandon his new girlfriend.
Aw, but who can stand in the way of love? Save the girl! Then heavy-dude can hang out with lady-medic.
Marche
over 15 years ago
I SEE SPY.
SoWhat
over 15 years ago
The medic should uber himself and run off into the distance to taunt.
Zak Canard
over 15 years ago
Second Opinion is the only choice in in these circumstances. Medic can save everyone!
However if someone needs to leave, Heavy-Tan must return to the reds. I can't blame her for wanting a bit of medic action for a change since Medic-Tan rolls mostly with Critrawkets.
Spork
over 15 years ago
We've had the male heavy for quite some time now, and change is good.
I mean, he COULD save them both, but WHERE'S THE LOGIC IN THAT? *facepalm*
Buzz
over 15 years ago
God damn why did have to make us choose? It would of been much better if you chose, would of been more exciting...
DERP DI DERP
over 15 years ago
The answer to this is obvious. The medic uses his uber to preserve both heavies.
What
over 15 years ago
Fem-Heavy is dressed in more russian regalia - she needs to be with her RED brethren. Leave those BLU capitalist pig-dogs to rot.
Livershot
over 15 years ago
Seeing as how Heavy-tan came to help out (since her medic was being a wanker) I'd say keep her alive. Medic needs some loving and maybe it'd be nice to mix things up. Maybe Medic-tan wouldn't mind teaming up with Heavy for a change.
Chel
over 15 years ago
i vote that the first rocket hits the medic, but the pyro jumps in and saves both heavies with his air blast, then reminds them that they are all part of a team and that means working together for a common goal, yadda yadda yadda, eveyone learns an important lesson about team work
Tarage
over 15 years ago
As much as I like Heavy-tan, she was a red origonally... and a red she should be. She probably has friends over there anyway.
GOLD
over 15 years ago
I liked her tall hat more :3
and stop shouting second opinion, thats obviosly where she was going with this
Nine
over 15 years ago
I am a firm believer in the second opinion. But if that can't happen then I vote Female Medic for being a good team player and switching teams to give usefulness to a fellow player.
HardQuor
over 15 years ago
where's the ubercharged Medic-tan? :(
I vote male heavy...
CosmicKirby
over 15 years ago
I say double ubercharge, but medic dies.
4 EVUR!!!
Fooo
over 15 years ago
Girl heavy stays on blu.
echelon
over 15 years ago
Double uber ftw!
PsychoDuck
over 15 years ago
I HAVE AN AWESOME IDEA! RED's female medic joined BLU in the time these two were fighting to follow her friend, former RED Heavy. She appears just in time to Uber Ms. Heavy, while Mr. Medic heals Mr. Heavy. As for what happens after that, well... I'll leave that to the comic artist :P
Renzei
over 15 years ago
Double uber or he sacrifices himself for the greater good.
Giant Enemy Blog
over 15 years ago
Uber both.
Grab that cloaked spy too. Might as well get your achievment.
Karesh
over 15 years ago
Female Heavy
Stray Cat
over 15 years ago
Second Opinion!
Silent_Seer
over 15 years ago
Definitely the female heavy. She came over just for the medic.
Darkxide
over 15 years ago
I'd go with the double-person ubercharge just to strain poor Medic out.
But I'm also a believer that the one way to go is with those who you've been with longest, and in this case it is Heavy Weapons Guy.
Even her rockin' tits cannot sway me.
... maybe a little.
Air
over 15 years ago
quick look up on the internet medic and find out how to get the Second Opinon achievement
also second opinion for the hot russian heavy
AnarchED
over 15 years ago
OMG i agree Chicks before dicks!!!!
vote She lives fuck a sasauge fest!!!
we need more female players!!!
Tappipappa
over 15 years ago
Well you can actually charge em both so all three wont die you know? after charging one charge the other one becuse it takes some time to the other heavy to lose his/her charge so you just keep changin the heavys untill you dont have the charge enymore...simple huh?
~idk~
over 15 years ago
I love new Heavy-tan but I also love old Heavy! I don't want either to leave BLU, I vote for them to live!
stu
over 15 years ago
any decent med will go second opinion.
Draconius
over 15 years ago
I vote pyro jumps in and saves the day by airblasting them away, then medic ubers pyro and they go on a burning rampage!
DocBerry
over 15 years ago
Second Opinion! DO IT! :)
Sentos
over 15 years ago
I vote for the Male heavy, for i know that Josue will have to draw another class as a female to replace the heavy.
Allandaros
over 15 years ago
Second Opinion!
It is ze only viable option!
Nessmk2
over 15 years ago
Or, uber neither, if no second opinion.
Nessmk2
over 15 years ago
Second opinion or medic-suicide into them to save both.
PersonGuy
over 15 years ago
MEDIC unlocked an achievement! (Second Opinion)
Seriously though, he needs to do this.
SiberX
over 15 years ago
Don't be stupid - that medic's got full ubercharge, and any self-respecting medic knows it's possible to uber *two* targets simultaneously (if for half the time). Sure, it's not real useful, but in this case - DOUBLE UBERCHARGE IT NOW!
Someone Else
over 15 years ago
I vote uberswap, then fourth rocket hits medic!
CakeMaker
over 15 years ago
Seriously, I want to see the third option of all 3 surviving.
...
over 15 years ago
THEY MUST BOTH LIVE!
Hunter Lurker
over 15 years ago
One day, a great man named Towelie said: I choose....BOTH!
Thus, we must use these words in such situation
RedMage
over 15 years ago
Bros b4 hos.
STM
over 15 years ago
AAAAAAAAND FEMALE HEAVY
TDeFreeze
over 15 years ago
I say the pyro comes back and reflects all the rockets!!!!
but female def deserves him more
aliasb
over 15 years ago
i vote for heavy-tan, she helps the medic and now he helps she =D
Donald Rumsfeld
over 15 years ago
Choose Heavy Tan. I mean it. I'll put you and your goddamn family in Gitmo if you don't. Think its closing down eh? WRONG!
Hot Fuzz
over 15 years ago
I vote he ubers the female heavy, but then shes a spy again
Joppalowe
over 15 years ago
Female Heavy.
Then the male heavy will become a maverick among heavies, killing BLU medics as he constantly seeks revenge for the one that let him down. Infact, he can no longer trust medics. He can only trust himself. He can only trust... his sandvich.
-J
Fiesta
over 15 years ago
Do Second Opinion! That would not only be unexpected, but great comic relief in the future when they two heavies are arguing amongst one another. Or have a spy take those rockets, seeing as random arsenal has a likelier chance of hitting a cloaked spy than its intended target ;)
fp
over 15 years ago
oh god oh god
decision time
fffffffff hat versus bro
coin flip says bro
KilRoy!
over 15 years ago
Medic Needs a Good Woman
KittenyKat
over 15 years ago
Actually, "Achievement Unlocked: Second Opinion" in the next comic would be a sweet hero shot for the medic. :3
rghp13
over 15 years ago
can't decide between C or D
C: All of the above
D: None of the above
MadvideoGamer
over 15 years ago
YOU ARE SO CRUEL, YOU HAVE TO MAKE US CHOOOOSE!
Female Heavy.
Average Joe
over 15 years ago
I vote for the Medic saving both and getting his Second Opinion achievement.
Troll NOW!!
over 15 years ago
OK EDITE ON MINE MAKE IT FORTH OPTION!!
Troll NOW!!
over 15 years ago
I vote for 3rd option!!!!!!!!!! DA MEDIC SAVES SELF AND PROTENTS THAT HE COULD GETS NOS ONE!!!! That be my idea! beside nowing how this is mostly guys here it would seem da girl will stay, note: that is not vote!
KittenyKat
over 15 years ago
Erf.. Heavy-Tan is awesome, but Traditional Heavy is so adorable and cuddly looking most of the time... >.< I can't decide! D:
Shariq
over 15 years ago
Pretty sure medic can double-uber! I'd love to see brother-and-sister heavy on BLU and perhaps a new RED heavy with SOVIET MULLET.
Edgy
over 15 years ago
I'm with the Second Opinion achievement crowd here. Can always recruit a second medic.
EricOh
over 15 years ago
omg i just a idea reading this one guys comic Two Heavies 1 Medic as in 2 Girls 1 Cup
Darrith
over 15 years ago
Medic should uber with no target and take the hits, just to prove he doesn't need them.
Karsaroth
over 15 years ago
My vote would be uber both - but if I have to choose, female heavy I guess...there is a female medic on the RED team after all, and perhaps male heavy would appreciate her better.
Rabdsquirlz
over 15 years ago
2 Heavies enter, 1 Heavy leaves!
and can we ban the guy advertising in the photonotes?
Fried
over 15 years ago
All 3 rockets hit 3 cloaked spies that happened to be in the way.
Or I vote for boobs.
Taigair
over 15 years ago
Female medic. I love her hat.
Selecthumor
over 15 years ago
uber them both or self-sacrafice works too...
then again, the third option can be he thinks for too long and all three of them die... but that's just silly...
theminipanda
over 15 years ago
I say let them both get hit, heavies can survive crockets...and if they are both overhealed (they should be) they could probably both make it. but otherwise I would say keep regular heavy...he was there since beginning.
Glorax
over 15 years ago
Okay well honestly the female should stay. Not cuz shes just a girl, but she cares about the medic unlike the male. And really, the male heavy really dosent deserve him!
PsychoDuck
over 15 years ago
I'm not sure who to vote for here... I mean, Lady Heavy does seem to care more about the Medic, and Man Heavy is an old buddy that just isn't entirely faithful. Uh... Ah hell, boobs it is.
SinX
over 15 years ago
I vote Female heavy, and the male heavy sacrfices his life for the medic...nd the respawn in 20 seconds
Baka Mazoku
over 15 years ago
I vote Heavy Tits. She suicided for you!
LuFa
over 15 years ago
Double uber!
If not, uber the male heavy because he and medic were great buddies and female heavy should understand... I hope :x
ChozoFury
over 15 years ago
Ya know that you can uber two teammates at once? Save them both.
Materia Master
over 15 years ago
Female Heavy.
Or dive and sacrifice, but if that's not an option, Save Female Heavy. She came over for you, Male heavy just came back to you when it was convenient for him! THATS NO RELATIONSHIP!
NoAddedMSG
over 15 years ago
I say Medic should pop the uber without a target, block the rockets with his invicible-ness, and use what's left of the uber to play with the Spy again.
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
over 15 years ago
I agree with Masked, truly the best plan is to shopw them how much they are hurting him by sacrificing himself.
Maggot
over 15 years ago
First of, can we ban www.letsplayforum.com? The ass is just coverin the pic with his stupid notes before anyone else can, and with shameless endorsement to boot, what a douche.
Oh, sacrifice I suppose, medics far to nice to pick just one
That guy
over 15 years ago
push em both whilst copin a feel of their boobs, go out with a smile
Keradon
over 15 years ago
I concur with those who say "uber-both". And, in a really neat twist, have that Soldier's fourth rocket hit the medic just as the uber runs out.
IN THE NAME OF LOVE
over 15 years ago
HEROIC DIVE TO SAVE BOTH DAM IT!!!!
Masked
over 15 years ago
Neither, truly self mutilation is the way to their salvation oh young medic.
Nick
over 15 years ago
I vote for Female Heavy for Uber. But NOT because of the gorgeous body. She was nice to him, and switched teams to give him a chance. What did Male Heavy do? Two time it with Engie.
Judge Fudge
over 15 years ago
Let them sow the pain they have seeded, self sacrifice to save em both.
AlphaHawk
over 15 years ago
Share the uber, hit them both at the right time, that way they'll flicker yet keep their uber and stay alive. Medic gets his old buddy back, and some ubers of his own from his new friend :D
ttes
over 15 years ago
Sacrifice for them both!
Donny
over 15 years ago
Sacrifice yourself for them both I say, thats gotta be some sorta third option man.
Stephanos
over 15 years ago
Uuberswap! Let the medic prove his worth over the dispensers :D Inb4 creepy 3-way.
Karuma
over 15 years ago
I choose a third option: Second Opinion Achievement.
yes
over 15 years ago
yes uber them both
ya
over 15 years ago
uber both of them
Xiedo
over 15 years ago
Alright, if we're gonna be noobs... I vote Male Heavy. It's not like when Female goes to RED she's out of the comic. She's just playing for the other team. And I wanna see the wrath of a woman scorned.
Man
over 15 years ago
Jump into all the rockets in a selfless sacrifice, forcing both heavies to understand the painthey have wrought.
Auz
over 15 years ago
Female heavy fsho. Hands down
Xiedo
over 15 years ago
First, UBER-swap to keep them both alive. Then, keep doing that. It's the noob Medics who marry into one Heavy. Share the love!
Broadymn
over 15 years ago
Female Heavy FTW, needs moar tits in this comic
Ki'Thal
over 15 years ago
The obvious answer is both! Have the medic do a double uber :D
