WHY IS HER NECK NORMAL LENGTH

Nothing wrong with the Quick-Fix.

I'll have you know I'm an MLG Medic that uses the Quick-Fix.

ur both losers

So Strawman Anon wins? Great!

And now you keep repeating that straw man pretending to be me. That's like, a whole new level of straw man.

Guess we're done here since that seems to be all you're capable of saying now.

[url=#user_comment_201746]@bodmans[/url]: Yes.

guys, can i join in on this /v/-tier circle jerk?

I'm a cutey patootey who thinks TF2 is Esports.

It's cute how you keep repeating that straw man.

ITT: Mentally Challenged commenter Stauffy pretends TF2 is Esports.

[url=#user_comment_200548]@Anon[/url]: Oh, did I offend you? Sorry. I suppose I should use more politically correct terms for the mentally challenged?

BTW, I do believe the Crusader's Crossbow also does a shit-ton of damage to Merasmus.

[url=#user_comment_200802]@Cap[/url]: None of them have Huntsmen so...

Little known fact: Snipers are the best way to kill Merasmus

ITT: People treating an unbalanced F2P shooter as Esports.

Except the shotgun is great for Heavy if you can fucking aim.
>le may may arrows
Absolutely disgusting.

>people treating TF2 like its e-sports

[url=#user_comment_200363]@Stauffy[/url]: "mouth breathers" Please, never again taint this place with your presence.

@Mike Raven: DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

[url=#user_comment_200352]@Medic[/url] Hmmm... Do you?

Quick FIx aint bad the problem is people are using it for a purpose not intended for it to be used.

Came to comments section expecting mouth breathers calling the quick fix good.

Was not disappoint.

Quick-Fix is great on KOTH maps. It's also decent on defense.

Do you people even PLAY Medic?

@A Gray Phantom: Maybe you should go outside more often?

[url=#user_comment_200312]@Chaos[/url] Same here. :3

I win games with Quick Fixes.

Jus' sayin'.

I've sometimes broken down and literally yelled at some morons that insist on using sticky jump nades.

[url=#user_comment_199737]@RoderickBR[/url]: Ah. Like I said, I'm out of the loop for what's been added, especially for anything non-Engy. :-/

@Just a medic: Well I only use it for defense so I guess this is why I never see it as a bad 'weapon'

Lemme tell ya' a little story. Once upon a time,I joined a server and everyone was sucking hard. I tried to bring important game information to their attention,but they said it was "Just a game". So I took my Consciencious Objector and I stood in front of my base and protested my team sucking.

And I was having fun trolling my team. I was also doing the most to stop the enemy team since they stopped to look at my dumb ass. They kicked me for not helping them win. So yeah,that whole "it's only a game" thing is just bullshit.

Merasmus appears, suddenly Huntsman Snipers are more useful than the rest of their team.

@Dagda Mor

I hear you pal. and the FB shotty has helped me alot in MVM when out of ammo or the need to chase robotz come up. UNUPGRADED :p

how about combat medics? those rock!

Quick Fix is actually pretty underrated. I really like using it.

A quick fix medic is not bad as long as he's not the only Medic. The quick fixer's job is to keep everyone else alive while the other medic(s) pocket their target.

I personally like the QF in a lot of situations. I'll go stock if I need to break a nest, but the QF is just a lot of fun on most non-Attack/Defend maps.

For me, anyway.

Plus, you can cap while ubering, which I find to be extremely useful.

[url=#user_comment_199593]@lemon[/url] Actully more snipers are better to kill the wizard. Huntsman dose up to 1080 damage per shot

Good and terrible snipers. I HATE them both

Teams with high sniper counts.. i remember them games... most players who play sniper suck so hard, only once did i have a team full of competent snipers (7 actually) and holy shit were the accusations of hacks being hurrled out

[url=#user_comment_199871]@Insanecat[/url]: im sorry i miss read i thought they were new weapons but appear not so ignore my previous ramblings

One of the major banes of gaming is that we enjoy the game so we continue playing to the point we have at least a near full understanding of the strengths and weaknesses of weapons, classes, and etc. We achieve this by trial and error so when anything new is introduced its a unknown so reviled

[url=#user_comment_199794]@Bob[/url]: What makes you think it isn't a rape tentacle? Because he "says" it isn't? In the case of anthropomorphic tentacle creatures, they are guilty unless proven innocent, in which case they're still guilty off-screen. ^_~

Here is an easy solution:
Don't play on pubs if you are going to bitch about people not playing like you think they should play.

@Joey Archamon: One of his characters is a tentacle, that |doesn't| rape anyone. He is a walking contradiction.

Ah Jo....you criticize about people taking the game too seriously, and not letting people just have fun, and then completely contradict yourself.

Why do you hate fun? You can have fun even if you lose, unless you're autistic or some crap.

But what of Sticky-Jumping Cabers?

Depending on the map type, Quick-Fix isn't that bad. If they don't have a SG nest, the fast healing is nice. Plus on the 5cp maps (granary), you'll have charge before everyone else.
But yeah, jumper solly and shotgun heavy are pointless.

Gunslinger Engineer + shotgun > all. Bait with sentry, strafe and shoot.

Jumper Soldiers and Shotty Heavies can be surprisingly effective, though. And Heavy can always just switch back to his minigun anytime. [url=#user_comment_199729] @Vulpis[/url]: He means soldiers using the "Rocket Jumper" weapon. You sufer no self or fall damage, but deals no damage either, having to rely on shotty/melee.

I'm decidedly out of the loop, I guess--how is a Rocket Jumper Soldier 'exotic' or anything...hasn't that been in the game from the beginning? For that matter, wasn't rocket-jumping what the Gunboats (well, Vintage Gunboats, now) were put into the game for?

Protest Spy/Sniper Weenies in-game with a spray: http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/8337/spysniperweeniehate2.jpg

Rocket Jumper Soldier? OK! Quick-Fix Medic? OK! Shotgun Heavy? Aweseome!

Four Snipers? Nope, nope, nope nope.

Sigh. People are nothing but bigots who can't accept the new weapons.
Deal with it people. No one cares about how you feel about the new weapons. They open up new strategies and abilities.
They are the future.

Quick Fix is nice if you already have a medic on your team with another medigun type. You fill up their health and the other medic tops them out. Also, in a hectic teamfight, you can keep multiple people alive very long. I wish quick-fix worked with demoman charge as well as soldier jump, though.

Rocket Jumper Soldier, Quick-Fix Medic and Shotgun Heavy?

Surely you mean Trolldier, Quick-Fix Medic and Fat Scout.

every world of warcraft experience I ever had

I dont quite get whats wrong with rocket jump soldier. It is amazing battlement control and in the right hands (such as me) they can solo a sentry and perhaps make it to intel room.

Complain about Black Box? Pair it up with good support skill and you really can't beat it.

It's Halloween.

That Shotgun Heavy should obviously be Saxton Hale punching guy with mask, steak and fists.

I will cry on Halloween maps, because my usual server has a cap of 2 snipers on one team... No way to kill Merasmus. Damnit!

People often say "just have fun and don't worry about what anyone else thinks." Problem with this is that it annoys the piss out of everyone else. Rarely anyone likes that one guy in gym that keeps losing the ball to the other team because he wanted to show off his craaaaazy moves.

Hey, don't underestimate the heavies shotgun. It's really good in the right hands.

Or at least it used to be. I haven't played tf2 in a long long time, so it could' e changed.

I appreciate people having a bit of fun, but... a whole team full of rocketjumpers? That ruins the point of rocketjumping! The whole point is that it's unexpected!
Still, in the right mode, a lone rocket jumper can be fun and rather helpful.

A bunch of snipers though... yea, no.

My god... It's a tf2 comic! Jo be praised!

They're not snipers, they're ALL spies, all disguised as sniper, and about to backstab those 3.

I know i'm the crazy person out here but QF medics are great when dealing with a coordinated team. One uber-medic and a QF can steam roll most anybody.

[url=#user_comment_199515]@Bob[/url]: However the problem is getting the server to cooperate. It took the one I was on at least an hour because people were killing each other, picking whatever class they want, and dealing with everyone not dying too much so they can kill him.

So..you're saying there are OTHER teammates possibilities out there? I saw this comic and almost felt like i was actually playing...

When Merasmus arrives, the only way to kill him is with a team full of snipers.

For some reason any damage the sniper does with his primary gets tripled, resulting in 1000 damage headshots

... but quick-fix is my favorite (non-defensive) medigun. And shotgun heavies are hilarious to watch.

Also, Hunman, I have no idea why anyone would complain about the black box.

A lot of people are complaining because I use the black box and because that's my favorite rocket launcher

Any oppinions?

The line of snipers made me laugh out loud. Glad to see a TF2 comic, don't usually get the Dota ones.

The problem with Quick-Fix guy is that he's on Blue. Quick-Fix is great when you're on Defense, as long as you don't need an uber to push it's very useful.

The quick-fix sucks.
I suck at rocket jumping.
I don't get the point of being a shotgun heavy.

I love it when the other team is full of snipers. I'm a competent spy so a ton of enemy snipers is like a candy store grand opening for me! :)

@Just a medic: In short, use it a a secondary medic who keeps your team at 100%, have another medic working on overheal and pushes.

@Kami Kage:
It doesn't give you the pushing power the other mediguns give.
However, it's better at chokepoints.
So, if there is another medic having a stock medigun while your quick-fix medic keeps two Jane's and a Demo at 100% who fire at stuff, stock can charge up, as no antipush will happen.

run from buttsecks!

Needs far more Demomen. A team full of Demomen always wins. Stickies united, gibs parted, pipes, GIBE!

Would someone tell me why quick-fix is so bad? I am not asking in the sense that i am ignorant to the lack of invuln or kritz, but in the sense that I believe I am good with it.

The problem with quick fix medics is they're not using it as an "exotic weapon". They really think it's a good item...

nope.avi

Even worse is when everyone goes Demoman.

The four snipers on the team are a nice touch and, sadly, far too common.

NOPE.

Dat engy-tan face!

But what it comes down to: you can't blame people for having fun.
To speak with LoLterms: when people trollpick, join in. Only a fun match can follow.

@ Blowjay

I know the feeling about useless spies on your team.

Yeah, I can relate. People seem to just not care so much about trying anymore. That, or people are trying to play Tf2 like CoD too much.

But I can't really get mad at Jumpers or shotgun Heavies, because I kinda like both of them. Useless spies, now THAT is what I get mad at.

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