What people are saying about "The Skyrims"
The Skyrims
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Random Dude
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_175729]@Dingdoodah[/url]: He is actually right though, dragons have 4 legs and 2 wings. Gold etc. are a completely different matter but the legs are a fact.
Dingdoodah
over 11 years ago
@Random Guy: They're goddamned dragons. Dragons are gigantic lizards that fly. They don't need four legs, they don't need wings, and they don't need hoards of gold. That's like saying there are no trolls, vampires, zombies, or werewolves in Skyrim. Wyverns are dragons by the way.
Random Guy
over 11 years ago
Hey, just a note: There are no dragons in Skyrim. They are all wyverns.
Wyverns only have two feet and two wings.
Dragons have four feet and two wings.
And no, the wings being mixed with two feet do not count.
Tiger
over 11 years ago
At least you're not jumping on the "make a Sims joke" bandwagon TOO late...
-_-
over 11 years ago
Needs more sylvaris and spychecking asura engineers.
waffl3x
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_173359]@TheAceOfSkulls[/url]: I get that on my crappy laptop, it only happens on bad computers, dunno why.
Stalacyn
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_172967]@Adahn[/url]: Is your name a reference to Planescape: Torment ?
TheAceOfSkulls
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_173324]@Nullcast[/url] Actually I'm using Firefox with adblocker (first thing I did was enable that when it started), so I have no idea why it continues to freeze here. Interesting note: it only happens after an update or after my computer has been shut off and on again (sleep mode doesn't "renew" the problem).
IV
over 11 years ago
Meh, not interested.
Unless I can create portals to my other houses.

Wish they would do something with Honeybrew farm/house/company, it's deeds been sitting on my desk for who knows how long.
Nullcast
over 11 years ago
If the comic freezes your system try using Firefox instead of Chrome. I think there's something strange with one of the ad networks and Flash especially in Chrome.
Davtwan
over 11 years ago
Hrm, I wonder if, after building the house, you can get a Lusty Argonian Maid.

Come on, Jo. You know what to draw next~
Davtwan
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_173151]@Lobster[/url]: Oh wow, a funny comment joking about a mistake I made in grammar. Thanks for wasting my time.
TheAceOfSkulls
over 11 years ago
Ok, I've been dealing with this for awhile and now I'm just getting fed up with it. Why is it that this comic freezes my computer whenever I access it (and only this comic)?
Apparently it happens enough to other people that google autocompleted my search after the second f, so I'm not the only one.
wulgus
over 11 years ago
hey you know what owned in morrowind? buildin a castle outta the thousands of pillows you could steal from that lady in balmora. if hearthfire doesnt let you build pillow forts im not gettin it.
The14th
over 11 years ago
I'm just gonna use it to farm mats, family building would just get in the way of my killing time.
pyro
over 11 years ago
Or Fable. The idea of building a family in the game is a niche element of gameplay. The Sims executed it well, but the whole concept is ultimately futile.
Nando Rock
over 11 years ago
I can have my Lizard Maid?
Not another one....
over 11 years ago
Another uncreative comment? Come on Jo, this was on the internet since day 1 of the trailer.
Mouse
over 11 years ago
Engie and Engie should raise a family together.
Zacsi
over 11 years ago
Could be intresting I might try it out a few months after the release of the DLC.
Because theres no way in hell bethesda could make it without fucking it up with bugs.
And thats why the modding community is awsome.
Ninj77
over 11 years ago
Does anyone have the no-mosaic mod whenever the dragon goes into the shower?
Lobster
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_173080]@Davtwan[/url]: Why are you talking to Skyrim when you're[url=#user_comment_172954] @Smeller[/url]?
Rhenaya
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_172954]@Smeller[/url] the only questlines i have finished so far is the thief guild questline thing but not even the "former glory" achievment. and the mage guilds. so next to dawnguard there is hell of a lots of stuff still to do. like kill the big bad dragon, finishing dark brotherhood or civil war, etc.
441
over 11 years ago
The Sims would be a lot more improved if you could murder a dragon between pool parties.
Davtwan
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_172954]@Smeller[/url]: I still see lots of my friends still play, Skyrim. At least that's what my Steam's Friend List says. [url=#user_comment_172967] @Adahn[/url]: Edit this in while there's still time, Jo! :o
Hyperpoly
over 11 years ago
ahahaha! my exact response when my friend told me about this.
NecroMac
over 11 years ago
I'd love to see how Engi would lure the dragon to the pool ^^
Adahn
over 11 years ago
Should have included a "--" in the third panel to denote the reduction in relationship.
Smeller
over 11 years ago
Who is still playing Skyrim anyway?
davee
over 11 years ago
this is amazing bahahaha.
Sage
over 11 years ago
Better be careful where you put your house, though Jo, the Imperials and the Stormcloaks can be rough neighbours.