What people are saying about "Elementary"
Elementary
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The Everything,man
almost 12 years ago
If she didn't eat it she could use it for some sweet sweet CENSORED ... Yeahhh. And I would CENSORED to dat!
And that's where babies come from!

Kidding!

Take care and enjoy that Banana for lunch!
James
about 12 years ago
Oh I love that small space between her shorts and her suit.
Marvl101
about 12 years ago
it is actually confirmed as the whole pocket lint bannana thing is an arg



also im guessing pyro is a monkey.


i expect i am right
Sanyiel
about 12 years ago
The Pyro's made a post on TeamFortress.com, which suggests that Meet the Pyro will come out soon. The whole banana peel thing is something do with Valve's co-operation with Adult Swim in order to do something for TF2.
Linux player
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_144075]@Teddarklord[/url]: Hey, this is a good theory
Teddarklord
about 12 years ago
the banana represents a linux error so i'm guessing that tf2 will come to linux during the meet the pyro
goat
about 12 years ago
This has already been figured out on both the valve forums and apparently reddit? Just look this shit up, Jo.
Xel Unknown
about 12 years ago
I'm hoping that all the crazy mystery items end up relateding to the monday update that's totally going to happen. But most likely they will not.
Stevebat
about 12 years ago
I must spend too much time on tvtropes, I see this comic and all I can think of is:

Jo violated the 180 rule!
HuddahHuddah
about 12 years ago
A regenerating banana?!

FUCKING GENIUS!
Bawz
about 12 years ago
This will answer all! http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/veu75/psa_arg_update_explaining_like_youre_five/
Killkillcat
about 12 years ago
Ohhh, I thought she meant Pyro was lacking down there.
silly me
G-Viral
about 12 years ago
Reddit already figured this shit out on /r/tf2. Not much of a mystery anymore.
kriss1989
about 12 years ago
A NEW IP that will be food based.
The Engie
about 12 years ago
ACTUALLLY

Nah I'm kidding, but it DOES involve Poopy Joe, Australium, The Saxxys and Meet the Pyro. Not to mention this Monday the internet is going to be on fire.

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/ARG
TheKusa
about 12 years ago
GUESS WHAT? I FOUND A CHEESE WHEEL WAHAHAHA!
Minorou
about 12 years ago
The new TF2 blog update hints (in morse code) "MONDAY". Meet the Pyro on monday, anyone? Looks like this comic hit the nail on the head.
Rasen
about 12 years ago
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Unfortunate Truths
about 12 years ago
And then Valve reveals that all the build up was to a new vanity item like the ring which will be even less visible and sell for $25. They'll make massive amounts of money on this new vanity item and Gabe Newell will decide to hold off on releasing Episode 3 until Valve needs the cash. #suckstobeyou
Nando Rock
about 12 years ago
Valve announce HL3 and TF3 and meet the pyro.... its a dream
DM1293
about 12 years ago
Banana Peel, Cheese Wheel...NO. NOT MUNKY CHEEZ! And then the plank, broken by a MONKEY WRENCH. The diary details all this monkey business. And if its DRYER lint!? Dried fish. FIRE! And once you eliminate the impossible, your capacity for the improbable damages your mind. HE IS A MONKEY.
Passerby
about 12 years ago
Suddenly... Bananas! Bananas everywhere!!
Mysterious dude
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_143987]@Xanoxis[/url]: HOLY SHIT, YOU JUST MINDFUCKED ME.
=|
about 12 years ago
Engie is giant.
Boler
about 12 years ago
http://www.adultswim.com/promos/valve/

mindfuck.
Bindal
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_143966]@usbfridge[/url]: Does he look like Noah to you? :p
Xanoxis
about 12 years ago
Pyro is a monkey :D
Megapenguin1997
about 12 years ago
Go to the TF2 wiki
Son Whose Dad Works For Valve
about 12 years ago
POOPY JOE IS NOT THE PYRO, BUT THE SOLDIER!
THE BANANAPEEL IS REALLY AN ALIEN WORKING ALONGSIDE THE BRAINSLUG!
THE TANK WILL BE POWERED BY GOLDFISH AND CHEESE!
THAT PYRO IS A SPY!
alsothegame
TheKusa
about 12 years ago
ACTLY! the new mystery items are craft items and if you have the elmenating the impossible set they CHANGE the discriptions to: "Think of the deeds of hellish cruelty, the hidden wickedness which may go on, year in, year out, in such places, and none the wiser."
Davtwan
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_143972]@CPT_scrappie[/url]: Those clever bastards. Valve, I love you.
Guybrush20X6
about 12 years ago
First time in a whaile you've made a comic about current TF2 events. I missed those.
Valve's Hints
about 12 years ago
The new items are not for a new weapon insofar as I know. I had all of them, and their descriptions changed to an excerpt from a Sherlock Holmes novel, where Holmes fights an ARSONIST on JUNE 22ND.
CPT_scrappie
about 12 years ago
COULD THERE BE THE RETURN OF POOPY JOE????
CPT_scrappie
about 12 years ago
If you try to craft the items you get error codes. these are Qr codes. if you scan them and stitch them together you get this: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:Saxton_Hale_Hearing_Transcript.jpg
CPT_scrappie
about 12 years ago
UPDATE! Spoilers alert







CPT_scrappie
about 12 years ago
"Think of the deeds of hellish cruelty, the hidden wickedness which may go on, year in, year out, in such places, and none the wiser." is what you get from wearing the Eliminating The Impossible set while looking at each item. Although they are broken up. its from a Sherlock Holmes novel
The truth
about 12 years ago
Actually Sherlock never once said Elementary my dear Watson. The closest he ever got to that was just "Elementary" in one of the novels. Source: http://www.snopes.com/quotes/signature/elementary.asp
Don't misquote ;)
Anonymous
about 12 years ago
We could all just go engie and piss the pyros off because they can't really do anything about it. Or maybe the update won't actually have pyro weapons (yeah, I'm sure that's gonna happen if it has Meet the Pyro)
usbfridge
about 12 years ago
YES! You DO listen to me! ...now make an arc. :)
Keradi01
about 12 years ago
I really hope the pyro update doesnt make the amount of pyros go up. Being a spy is hard enough.
Talderas
about 12 years ago
Donkey Kong themed items.
Pfsm999
about 12 years ago
I built a google-doc for resume all facts, clues and speculations about yesterday update and (If speculations are right), i will add all clues, facts about tonight's update.
http://goo.gl/c5Zx0
Tom Genius
about 12 years ago
No seriously! The demoman stuffed mines in her!
Red Slug
about 12 years ago
Yeah, the banana confirms the Pryo's definitely male.
Zacsi
about 12 years ago
1 hour before this update went live one of the developers tweeted:
"Why aren't goldfish made of gold?"

Yeah, they are totally just messing with us and seeing how we over-react to it.
AND I LOVE THEM FOR IT
Mouse
about 12 years ago
Mouse! Chyuu Mouse!
Lol
about 12 years ago
... If the banana is treated as a phallic symbol... Then the peel is just the foreskin. A peeled foreskin. Which is JUST like the rubber suit around the pyro! MEET THE PYRO NEXT PATCH.
Merlynn
about 12 years ago
Yeah,I don't get the lack of love for the wacky theory myself. You're just "what if"ing and seeing what "makes sense". And in the end,it's all opinion and speculation anyway. So why do some people just hate like that?
Seangief
about 12 years ago
Jo! Please do a new arc!!
Beep Boop Son
about 12 years ago
i see a giant soap robot game mode :3
Hazama
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_143930]@Bindal[/url]: OP piece of shit, always ruining my perfect victories....
Bindal
about 12 years ago
Team Fortress Kart, maybe? WITHOUT the infamous blue shell?
Marshal Banana
about 12 years ago
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!
Bravetriforcer
about 12 years ago
Considering the fact this was really stupid and the bananas actually have a really well defined line of logic to them...
f27
about 12 years ago
There a typo in the first panel:
"...use it a HAS a hat."
Also, FIRST!
Zev
about 12 years ago
Has a hat

as a hat*