Do you think Michael Bay will use the first comic (not a kid friendly one) of Ninja Turtles for his film (Older Ninja Turtle is about revenge and killings).

Face full of turtle wing-wong.

[url=#user_comment_129155]@Bjill[/url] Nope. You're the one who's interested in this. Neither my fault nor my problem if your Google-Fu is terrible. The burden of crappy searching skills is on you.

Explosive ninja swords/stars?

[url=#user_comment_129053]@SpaceCrabs[/url]: Burden of proof is on you. You can't backup your claims, you're not to be taken seriously. I googled various keywords, couldn't find anything saying that Bay corrected his affirmations.

I'm here to complain because tehre wasnt an april 1st joke comic.

[url=#user_comment_128766]@Hyperstar96[/url]: Actually 'Transformers' should have already made you hate Michael Bay aswell as some of his other projects in this new century... Though for TMNT here he is not working as a director but as producer only so his direct influence hopefully is minimalistic.

[url=#user_comment_128959]@Bjill[/url] Ain't my problem you can't find it. Learn how to Google.

(pt3)
So, every time a Xenomorph egg opens; you're watching Geiger's "go fuck yorself" to religion. =3

(pt2)
He wanted to make them look like evil vagainas, but was told that Catholic-heavy countries would complain. So, he made it into the two-slit cross flaps to "make that funny cross shape they like to worship so much."

H.R. Geiger, when designing the eggs--- well, everything in the movies that looks like rape: that really WAS what he was going for. But the eggs were origionally only going to have one slit, not an X slit:

Michael Bay's Teenage Alien Invader Ninja Turtles = Michael Bay's TAINT, Just Sayin!

(unrelated comment) Hey, Jo! Have you tried Tribes: Ascend?

No April Fools comic? I'm disappointed.

I don't understand why people keep selling movie licenses to things directed by Michael Bay. Seriously. The only movie that he wouldn't butcher horribly would be Explosions: The Movie.
Which he would be my #1 pick to direct.

Clearly the rainbow powers will involve multi-million dollar CGI explosions & are all done in slow motion with over rendered ponies but you'll only get maybe 30 minutes of that as the movie focuses on adding alien ponies to the plot of Warhorse.

[url=#user_comment_128970]@Phil[/url]: Needs more explosions and running.

And then the ponies are bought by French butchers and they lived happily ever after...as hamburger.

Coming soon from Michael Bay: live action My Little Ponies. The plot: 1914 England, a young girl and her talking ponies overcome the local bully but when WWI erupts, the ponies reveal that they're aliens and use their alien rainbow powers to bring peace.

Please link then.

[url=#user_comment_128888]@Bjill[/url] Yup, you missed it.

Well this was hilarious :)
P.S. Why Michael Bay? :(

Facehugger......
or headcrab?

Did I miss the annoucement where someone in Bay's crew said the turtles were terrestrial and it was like in the comics?

All I can find is this alien thing :

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/michael-bay-gets-ninja-turtles-alien-backing-leonardo-302838

Anyone got something?

[url=#user_comment_128870]@BallongFörsäljaren[/url]: Since there are already a series of movies called "Aliens" them the movie would have to be called "Extraterrestrials", "E.T." to make it short... Oh no!

@The Awesome Racoon: Lol, not at all.

They aren't mutants, we dont know how they age so we cant call them teenagers, the whole ninja thing is a style of combat we have on earth so you cant really say they are ninjas. They cant really be turtles either if they are aliens. Conclusion - The movie will be: Aliens.

?? Where did you guys hear they were terrestrial?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpi22w_michael-bay-talks-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles_shortfilms?start=14#from=embed

Lol.

Someone posing as me. Disregard that, I don't suck aliens and the turtles are still cocks until proven otherwise, from the mouth of someone involved in making the movie. Like Bay himself.

Kurtk, you need to find a better source, I tried watching that video you sent. It played a 15 second commercial, cut into the video, said exactly 2 words "completely lovable" then cut to commercial again.

Lol.

Someone posing as me. Disregard that, I do suck cock and the turtles are still terrestrial until proven otherwise, from the mouth of someone involved in making the movie. Like Bay himself.

Michael Bay needs to do a Duke Nukem film next.

Lol.

Someone posing as me. Disregard that, I don't suck cock and the turtles are still alien until proven otherwise, from the mouth of someone involved in making the movie. Like Bay himself.

[url=#user_comment_128638]@Nuckel[/url] Well I do NOW, but I mean before Ninja Turtles; when it was just Transformers.

@von Boomslang: Search Echdinas instead... well, this explains why Creamy looks so scared http://imgur.com/Fq04n

Whoops! Disregard that, I suck cocks. It IS just the goo that's alien. My bad.

Now, all that's left is to wait and see if it turns out one way or the other.

So far, the turtles are alien, as Michael Bay stated, unless proven otherwise. Meaning, someone involved in making the movie confirms this, or denies it and tells us the facts.

[url=#user_comment_128671]@lainofthewired[/url]: You linked http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/the-big-picture/5525-Mutants-and-Masses Now. That link doesn't disprove anything I said. Like I said, the THEORY that Michael Bay COULD have meant that only the OOZE was alien, is that, a THEORY.

[url=#user_comment_128677]@Falos[/url]: That's what they want you to think... Now get your tinfoil hat!

You know what makes this extra scary? Google 'turtle penis'. Or better, don't.

Before the movie releases, fanboys will swarm Michael Bay's home, to get to the root of the evil.

Fascinating how not only does an alien animal kingdom include reptiles very much like the animal kingdom on Earth, but it even evolved a tetsudines order of turtles very much like on Earth.

It might get confusing since some people still think TURTLES ARE AN EARTH SPECIES.

Nice

Here it is thoroughly explained. You're welcome.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/the-big-picture/5525-Mutants-and-Masses

Am I the only one who thinks the little alien Raphael looks adorable.

In the old comics, the ooze was alien, there turtles were not. This is not the case here, and you're mixing up the two.

So far, I've shown proof, with links and interviews, proving my point. Those claiming the contrary have shown nothing. Spare me the "stfu noob" and provide proof of your claims.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpi22w_michael-bay-talks-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles_shortfilms?start=14#from=embed

HERE'S ALL THE PROOF YOU NEED. SAble and the others are wrong. There is NO OOZE, the TURTLES are Alien, MICHAEL BAY DID NOT GO BACK ON HIS WORD.

<_< noobs spreading lies.

[url=#user_comment_128645]@Kurkt[/url]: Here's more http://screenrant.com/michael-bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-reboot-title-sandy-161492/ So, yeah.

[url=#user_comment_128644]@Kurkt[/url]: (Continued) the most recent: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-57405919-10391698/michael-b Doesn't debunks this: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/michael-bays-ninja-turtle-aliens-peter-laird-303294

[url=#user_comment_128562]@Sable[/url]: Dear sable and all others who claim >> The DIRECTOR said that the OOZE is what's of alien origin, not the turtles themselves. JUST THE OOZE THAT MUTATES THEM. << Please PROVIDE A LINK PROVING YOUR AFFIRMATIONS. Because now, all that can be found is (see post above this one)...

If everybody stopped watching Michael Bay movies, we wouldn't be having this problem ><

[url=#user_comment_128633]@Hyperstar96[/url]: Search your feelings. You know you hate him too.

Am I the only one here who DOESN'T hate Michael Bay?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKaRFA8DgUc

Hilariously adorable. And every directory in the world takes liberties with source material, it's how the industry works. No surprise there.

Michael Bay seems to enjoy ruining the childhood memories of the last two generations...

Oh FFS.

Bay misunderstood. He's just the producer. The DIRECTOR said that the OOZE is what's of alien origin, not the turtles themselves. JUST THE OOZE THAT MUTATES THEM.

I really wish fanboys would stop overreacting to this.

though this comic was pretty great, as a huge Aliens fan.

This has everything to do with video games. There were so very many excellent TMNT video games.

Or the Mighty Ducks.

I'm guessing Michael Bay is confusing the Turtles with Biker Mice from Mars.

Face hump'd

Please for the love of god stop giving Michael Bay money.
Ofcourse thats not going to happen, because the average movie-goer is around the intellectual level of a hair in my armpit.
Same reason I only go to cinemas in unusual ours to avoid these neanderthals.

Watch the headhumpers, Gordon!

i thought the ooze that made the turtles mutant was an alien material

This is almost identical to the Ctrl+Alt+Del joke from a few days ago. Still funny though.

What.

this is great! Get him Raphael!

As VGCats once so eloquently said... "A face full of alien wing-wong."

Michael Bay is becoming Uwe Boll with a bigger budget.

I would like to personally thank everyone who went to see Bay's Transformer movies. This is your fault.
And don't think that Bay will not go on to ruin other franchises. He is like Mass Effect Reapers. A ball of destruction that will consume everything it can

wow no photo notes yet?

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

[url=#user_comment_128478]@jso[/url]: It doesn't. It says so RIGHT IN THE BLURB UNDERNEATH.

Face full of turtle wing-wang.

so what does this comic have to do with video games?

Wait, did his helmet turn around?

the old TMNT NES games were great :) and the SNES ones too.

@Xel Unknown: Indeed... "The Lusty Ninja Turtle Maid"

Fully-matured Xenomorph Ninja Turtloids, though......doesn't quite have the same ring

Actually, if the movie really WAS made exactly as Jo depicts it here, I'd watch it. Cowabunga dudessssssss......

Michael bay is a fucking idiot I don't care what the reasoning was THEY ARE NOT ALIENS THEY ARE TEENAGE MUTANT MOTHER FUCKING NINJA TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!

@T.Chicken: NOPE

You're wrong, look it up.

He never said that. What you "paraphrased", is what people HOPED he'd say.

Because in the old tv shows, the goo came from aliens hidden behind a human company front.

Michael Bay said the TURTLES WERE ALIENS.

Stop being wrong on the internet

Yep.

They raped this even more than Devil May Cry.

DO NOT WANT

I'd watch Nerfnow's version over anything of Michael Bay's...

Face Full of Alien wing wong.

Turtles that are now aliens. I'm not a big fan of Michael Bay but I'm always curious how he executes these safe-to-exploit ideas that get recycled.

RE: T.Chicken; Did he now? If so, that's a new development - it it's just the ooze that's alien in origin, that's fine... but Bay had originally said the turtles themselves were alien. So either this whole fan uproar is based upon bay's poor ability to communicate properly, or he's back-peddaling.

Actually, Michael Bay said that the goo that transform the turtles came from aliens. Not the turtles.
Probably Shredders.