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D.D Mining Co.
about 12 years ago
I got as far as that last mission on Earth before I stopped. Up until then, I'd gotten pretty much everything right. The Geth and Quarians were united, Wrex and the Krogans had been restored, Cerberus was all but gone and I had the Rachni at my back.

... then I checked the ME Wiki. I quit.
Twad
about 12 years ago
http://theyaremachines.blogspot.com/

An interesting read on the subject.
Muhida
about 12 years ago
Is it about the terrible ending? Please make a comic about BioWare ripping of gamers.
Frank Shepard
about 12 years ago
I know this feel bro.

I know this feel....






!*possible spoilers*!



tali.... oh tali im so sorry.....

that made me cry, no joke... if I had known....

gods what have I done?
MyNameIsSilly
about 12 years ago
I'm guessing he forgot to do the multiplayer too, eh? Yeah my uncle and I didn't MP either. Talk about a huge dickslap to the face.
Domrar
about 12 years ago
I can't believe I did what I did. I'm suppose to be the good guy.
Lunaluxlepus
about 12 years ago
Not to mention the fact that my Shepard was straight, 100% Paragon and made every 'right' and 'good' decisions, with every single goddamn sidequests and DLC quests done since Mass Effect 1.
Lunaluxlepus
about 12 years ago
And I am fucking complaining, cause I had 6700 Military Assets and 100% Readiness Rating and still thought the ending sucked.

I mean, I wasnt expecting a Bhaalspawn Saga-ish ending, but I was at least expecting Dragon Age:Origin level of ending. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOO it was so lousy.
Galdon
about 12 years ago
Damnit! Now I know there are spoilers at the end of ME3 D:<
YouAreAPirate
about 12 years ago
Who force you to buy DLC? Just download it. You buy the game, deal is over.
AckAckAck
about 12 years ago
Let me guess, EA and Bioware lock the true ending in a DLC, a $20 DLC.

Good thing I don't play ME, enjoy your extortion folks.
Skellum
about 12 years ago
The only thing you should be sniffing about is your waste of money. Well, that and likely that you're going to pay 10-20$ more to purchase the full ending via DLC.
Eugene
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_122876]@Glinch[/url]: What are you talking about? There are 3 endings: "Control", "Destroy" and "Synthesis". They are all suck.
Sebastian
about 12 years ago
I feel your pain, *snif* i just wish i hadn't played ME3....
Glinch
about 12 years ago
It's funny how everyone is mad about ME3's ending when there are about 6 different ones to the game.. just because you got one of the sucky ones doesn't mean you call the game bad,..It takes the top level of prep to get the best just like it should. Like Symphony of the Night,for best do everything
Nojical101
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_122864]@Falos[/url]: I WAS JUST GETTING TO THAT PART! THANKS A LOT, JACK-ASS!
Kantarky
about 12 years ago
Spoilers are overrated. I decided to play mass effect 2 after I read what was in it.
Falos
about 12 years ago
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
Me too.
about 12 years ago
I know your pain. I know your pain... T-T
Anonymous
about 12 years ago
dude, you gotta play multi-player in order to get the good endings
Adria_Penguin
about 12 years ago
I love all three Engie's expressions in this comic...

Nice work Jo!
JackTheManiac
about 12 years ago
Oh, that's the spoiler about ME3 ending? No big fucking deal.
Red
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_122805]@TheGraphicNovelist[/url]: it is okay i am one of the only people that play campaign
Blurb
about 12 years ago
River Song here
The annoying engie
about 12 years ago
Giving out spoilers, they keep you from screaming your heart out on what happened
Lunaluxlepus
about 12 years ago
Shepard dying? Of course I KNEW that was going to happen since ME1. Come on, Shpard is a galactic, opera-hero type, and the story was going to end in 'heroic sacrifice' archetype, obviously.

What frustrated me, was NOT the fact that Shepard died, but was the stupid way it was presented.
Mister Jay
about 12 years ago
I was promised a good ending for New Game plus. preferably one with me and Tali on an Beach sipping Mojitos
TheGraphicNovelist
about 12 years ago
Yeah, I felt the same way about Soap in MW3... Oh, crap! :P
Alfred
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_122667]@Velzon[/url]: I agree with you. I think we should save the poor souls of those who haven't played yet so you can tell them to wait for DLC or something to make it all better.
BLU Scout
about 12 years ago
Reminds me of a time, when people learned they must buy keys for crates...and said crates often gave duplicate junk. So much junk.
Combinecommando
about 12 years ago
...and the fact having to die to save everyone it's hard and leaving Tali alone broke my heart to the point I've cried manly tears...what am I saying I've cried like a little bitch but I have my reasons.
Combinecommando
about 12 years ago
The game was great, good gameplay, well developed, much more deep than the previous ones, but the ending saddens me, but I ain't going to rage cry about the ending it had to end one way or another and as unfortunate as it sounds Bioware thought killing Shep was the best way to finish it...
Lowlie
about 12 years ago
Tali's face is a stock photo that used twenty minutes in photoshop.

Oops, spoilers.
Midou
about 12 years ago
It's all about the ride.
Khakihat
about 12 years ago
Cant wait to get a job, get ME3. In the mean time I'll be working my new FemShep, Amelia and make her the sassyist space lesbian ever!
MikeAndros0
about 12 years ago
choice even though i chose all possible paragon choices ( those that run paragon know what those choices are starting back from Mass Effect 1).
MikeAndros0
about 12 years ago
I never had an ending affect me as much as Mass Effect 3's did. I had to remind myself, while doing a multiplayer mission that i'm on a mission right now, there's no time to think about the ending. What annoyed me the most, was that even though i did every mission and couldn't do the last paragon
Altherix
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_122694]@ironballs16[/url] You're doing better then myself and a lot of other people out there. After the ending, ME3 is unplayable not to mention we never want to play ME1 & 2. If Bioware's goal was to kill the franchise, hats off to them.
Dominic
about 12 years ago
Hi, I am waiting for my EDI porn. Thanks.
Lobster
about 12 years ago
The Normandy SR-1 had a spoiler.
Domehammer
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_122702]@EltonBM[/url] You have to do multiplayer of the game. Why else was 360 version of ME3 come with a 2 month gold pass for xbox live. Bioware screwed up big time and went "oh crud we gotta make sure everyone has chance at best ending."
Mujaki
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_122702]@EltonBM[/url]: I heard that you don't NEEEED to play the Multiplayer to get the best ending. You'll just have to do EVERY side-quest in the game to boost your "Readiness" rating. Multi is just another way to get extra readiness.
EltonBM
about 12 years ago
People are zooming through this game as a FTL ship with a core design to get engineers well "TOASTY".
I don't know where I am on the game, and I get a bad feeling every time I look at that Galaxy at War. I will need to enter the multiplayer, but I don't like the idea, not yet.
Everyone dies
about 12 years ago
Maybe Jo finally found that ME3 is terrible.
An Onymous
about 12 years ago
Great to see Joe knows better than to spoil the game for us, must be a pretty good story.
Ninj77
about 12 years ago
Damn it! That's why I really need to play ME3 NOW!!! The risk for internet spoilers is just so big (like it happened with Skyrim)!
ironballs16
about 12 years ago
All I ask when you finish it - post your reaction to the ending. I raged so hard that I haven't even been able to boot it up for the past 2 days.
Andrew Hall
about 12 years ago
THPOILERTH!!!!!
Velzon
about 12 years ago
I finished the game Thursday Morning myself and I have to say it was great although the ending felt like a big slap in the face. It just felt like it came out of left field for me and felt like a cop out.
Merc
about 12 years ago
*sniff* I know what you mean.
Dave
about 12 years ago
My fav. thing about the ending is the forced slow walk so it takes around 4 minutes to traverse a tiny hallway.
Forced slow walk is a sin against the world.
Shadow Scryer
about 12 years ago
... You sided with the Geth didn't you?
D4rkLigh7
about 12 years ago
I want to finish up ME3 but I want to take my time so it can last. Though I do plan on playing it at least 2 more time with my other Sheppard's stories.
TheAceOfSkulls
about 12 years ago
Oh hey, I know that part as well. Man, that was rough.

Oh, and that one Renegade interrupt is the whole reason they tweaked the melee system.

Yeah, I actually enjoyed the game (I'll admit the ending is a bit... meh, but otherwise enjoyable)
Spoiler
about 12 years ago
Spoiler: A child that dies who you get to know for all of 10 seconds haunts you more then watching your crew from the last game melt alive.
Triv
about 12 years ago
Spoiler: all ur choices in me3 and the pervious ME games wont mean crap at the end of me3!
Drak
about 12 years ago
@mister jay Ha! there are no good endings.. they're all the same.
Malf
about 12 years ago
Yea...prepare to be disappointed. All those choices and no closure + horrible plothole's for the end + horrible deus ex machina endings
Pirate
about 12 years ago
Spoilers: Mass effect 3 is complete and utter garbage.
TheKusa
about 12 years ago
SHEAPRD DIES i just spoiled the ending :3
Snoipah
about 12 years ago
Tali's face is from a stock image.
Asura
about 12 years ago
Going to avoid spoiling things.

Overall: entire game up to ending + multiplayer is great. The gameplay is good, the story up to the ending is good, the choices throughout the game feel like they have had meaning in many locations.

And then the ending just destroys it.
Mad Cow
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_122600]@MrTT[/url]: My friend would agree. He gave it a 2/10 and had the same complaint.
mister jay
about 12 years ago
Can't wait till i rebeat the game and get an good ending
MrTT
about 12 years ago
ME3 has one of the worst user scores ever.
A mere 3/10 on metacritic.

Biggest complaint is that your choices basically amount to nothing and its dumbed down to the extreme.

I am downright afraid to play it
Altherix
about 12 years ago
Nothing to really spoil, Ending Sucked!

Game of the year ruined in five minutes and unplayable in my book now.
Bioware endings...
about 12 years ago
Imagine putting Contact and the end of KotOR2 in a blender.

That's why everyone's mad about ME3's ending.
Krinu
about 12 years ago
Yeah... the ending made me feel suckerpunched...
aw3s0m3m4n
about 12 years ago
They all die. The End.
(I dont know the actual ending)
Daggothus
about 12 years ago
You can tell me; I'm not going to play it anyway.
Vinitharya
about 12 years ago
Oh god, I felt violated by ME3's ending...
A noob
about 12 years ago
every time i check on this site i am first on some random comic that just came out.......and thats just it.........( also Hi all)
a noob
about 12 years ago
First?