Yea, that's me in the purple orb of truth, there. xD

i don't care about ranked indeed.. (not ranked too :P)

So bloody true about me...

I wish I had my own servers, so I could modify these plugins, to prank these /rank kids: humiliating answers, fake rank, ingame slap or autokilled randomly, reduced damages, beacon on the /rank player, etc... man, it would be like in a dream :D

everytime someone type /rank, I type stuff like "/penisize" "/myego", "/amIworthsomething" "/lookatmemum", etc

or more elaborated stuff like :
"/rank
Your self-esteem is : #LOW
"/rank:
Congratulation, [you suck at this game][you suck at social life]"

Ah the truth about our real desires: If all is revealed, gaming would become better. We want recognition, we want people to look at us as an example, but it does not happen that much. SO, the next time you see your are not ranked, don't try to be "the better one", just GET MAD!

[url=#user_comment_117292]@Gamesman[/url], It doesn't matter what the reason is. I would suggest the same thing to someone who is terrible at their ONLY language, which is quite a few people.

Must get to 2k elo and take oddones place

HoN player: "Lol is shit, it copies HoN and HoN got more characters!"
Truth: "Lol is a game as good as HoN but im never going to admit this since im a fanboy of HoN"

Same works for LoL players.

These comics are really nothing more than the author's projection of his opinions on things that displease him. To take them seriously would be to miss the joke.

I would love to see a new dwarf fortress comic

True

Panel 2: The lore on this game sucks, it's like it was written by chimps.
Panel 3: The lore on this game sucks, it's like it was written by chimps.

@grammar nazi: It might have something to do with the fact that english is not his primary language. How many languages are you perfect in?

i love The Crystal Ball of Revealing comics

The problem with rankings, is that sometimes the community can become elitist. In Company of Heroes if you did not have more wins than losses (or enough games) people would ask you to leave. It's the reason people restart their accounts. They want better scores.

I don't care about rankings much, care more about taking down the jerks who keep sniping,backstabbing,trolling people.

Me, and probably most of the lol unranked community, care about ranking. But we just don't want to endure all the ragers/trolls in soloq ranked. It's not about caring or not caring. It's about not caring enought. Having a good rank is like receiving a compliment. Everyone likes compliments :D

I never keep track of my rank but in most games i like to keep my score / KDR high just for the challenge, but i wont go oh well my rank is:------ and that makes me better than you.

It looks like he grows a goatee in panel 3.

If it's low, I really don't give a fuck, but I always enjoy having a higher rank than my friends...lol

I play lol, but never rank game :D Like this, no rage about this number that some guyz (and girlz) run to.

I'm not going to rage on the spelling.
I will say that the crystal ball thingy there won't be able to pierce the veil of truth at heart for a gaming gal. Their always vicious, aggressive, and hates being dominated.

@grammar nazi: Why would anyone care about how he is spelling things. The Comics are supposed to be good not the Texts. As long as you get the meaning, the spellings are good enough.

!div

it used to work on some DM servers. It was interesting when some div 5 guys kicked your butt even so you were supposed to rape them. Nvm that was not a real HL stacks thing since you achieved that rank with your team and not while playing that stupid DM server.

Jo, you should really start using a browser with spell-check. Not to be a dick, but you misspell something in every one of your comment sections.

that's a pretty damn good ball of revealing you have.

OMFG, I ranked 14th in Comments; wait till I tell my folks!!!!!

The crystal ball peers into my soul...

"Wait, I'm RANKED?! But... how? How did that happen? I don't play any games that even have rankings! I'm sooooo confuuuused... T-T"

Hah

To be fair, in a lot of modern games it isn't much effort at all to pull up someone's rank. To some it could be just passing the time, like reading a webcomic that states the obvious.

Battlefield 3 doesn't have a leaderboard! THIS MUST BE FIXED!

[url=#user_comment_117151]@Shal[/url]: For some troubleshooting, yes.

Have you visited the DotA2 Dev forums, Jo?

In some cases, your rank only symbolizes how much of your life you've wasted on that game.

[url=#user_comment_117139]@sinfire5[/url]: if by "repeating character" you mean an inert magical object, then yes we have a new repeating character. ... One of my favorite repeating characters too. More CBoR pls!

If you don't know your rank then how could you ever correctly say GOML?

Oh hey, I'm top of the score charts.

_I'VE KNOWN THIS FOR THE LAST HOUR_

lol, a new repeating "character"

they* damn typos

its almost as if the.... do care... DUN DUN DUUUUN!