What people are saying about "Why can't I hold all these dragonbones?"
Why can't I hold all these dragonbones?
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Abedeus
almost 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_101438]@dafuq[/url] - read the announcement at the top of the page. Catastrophic server failure forced them to use a backup data copy from few months ago.
dafuq
almost 12 years ago
Why is this suddenly the last comic before the new one?
Sage
almost 12 years ago
Engy Tan needs more points in Stamina, imo. Or maybe equip some of that fat loot to carry the rest?
Donald
about 12 years ago
Oh, come on, iron *knives*? A fan should know that they are called daggers.
CapitalistPig
over 12 years ago
What do you mean you don't need money anymore? YOU ALWAYS NEED MORE MONAAAY!
RoderickBR
over 12 years ago
Engie needs the Pack Mule perk(or is it trait? I forget)
Avnas
over 12 years ago
Readers who've only played Skyrim won't get this joke quite as much. Before Skyrim, becoming overencumbered stopped you from moving entirely, instead of just slowing you to walking speed.
Girl with no idea
over 12 years ago
your mom needs more swimsuits.

haha no shes way too ugly
Guy with an Idea
over 12 years ago
I think, and hear me out on this one, that this comic needs more swimsuits.
Davtwan
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_106147]@Boobr[/url]: Fallout usually goes for that style anyway. It starts generic and basic, then it goes for a more RPG style. Fallout 4 will probably go back to that style, but then Fallout 5 will go back to a more RPG style. They probably try to get used to the game engine or something like that.
AlexS
over 12 years ago
I think you forgot to mention leather bracers. Seriously, what do the shop keepers do with the 50+ braces that people make to power level smithing?
Darkstar
over 12 years ago
Lol @ troll boobr
If they are so bad explain the massive sales and the 200+ hours of enjoyment
Rubexbox
over 12 years ago
Engie really should have thought this through a bit more.
Boobr
over 12 years ago
Rant continuation: Whole Elder Scroll series is like that (it's coming from long time player of Daggerfall and Morrowind), and now, Bethesda is gonna **** legendary Fallout franchise in the ass. Obsidian tried to make it more RPG in New Vegas, but F4 will probably return to the shitty F3 style...
Boobr
over 12 years ago
Skyrim is not an RPG, there, i said it.

It has no interesting storyline, plot or intrigue, characters lack of any depth (freakin DA2 had more embracing people than this), the only freedom you have is being able to go wherever you want in an open world, and quests are as generic as they can be.
Kazmohdim
over 12 years ago
@argonian maid fan

If you have itunes, theres the entire Skyrim book collection you can download as an iBook. I dont have my ipad with me right now so I cant tell you if there is one.
Argonian Maid Fan
over 12 years ago
I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this yet, but there is a second volume of The Lusty Argonian Maid in Skyrim. I don't remember where I came across it, but you can always use the console command 'coc qasmoke' to visit the developer room which contains a copy of the book.
T Chicken
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_106030]@Daedalus[/url]: I think Dragon Armor Perk is for light armor!
gimmethegepgun
over 12 years ago
Silly Engie-tan, you can still slowly limp towards the dump. And don't forget to spam Whirlwind Sprint, which is clearly the best use of that shout.
gimmethegepgun
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_106030]@Daedalus[/url]: Later on dragons are hardly difficult to kill, and you come across insane numbers of them. The rest of the points, though, yeah. It's stupid.
Daedalus
over 12 years ago
It still baffles me though that Daedric armour is more effective than dragonbone... WHAT?

Dragonbone requires more skill and another perk to make, ingredients from a more dangerous fight, and while deadra hearts are rarer, there's still a few reliable ways to get them.
Noriko
over 12 years ago
This is well timed. I don't need scales and bones but I'll still stash them in my house and feel like I can't abandon a single one of them or it gnaws at me!
pong
over 12 years ago
When the game first came out someone said you needed the bones/scales for something but wouldn't say what. So I spent the whole game stockpiling them in a cupboard at the College. Turns out he was talking about making dragon armor, which I didn't even need.
Reese
over 12 years ago
@The Wizard That Didn't Do It- better than the previous game where I used to be able to move around until I took an enemy arrow to the inventory.
(Incidentally, yay for weightless ammo!)
Baldur
over 12 years ago
YOU MUST GATHER YOUR LOOT BEFORE VENTURING FORTH
Quarter-Zatoichi
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_105956]@Chonar[/url] Funny, I store them in my room in the Academy, which was FREE
Chonar
over 12 years ago
Dragonbones and Scales is why I bought a house in Whiterun to store my stuff at. :V
Freelance
over 12 years ago
Oh, come on, Engie! She at least asked you about them first!
Hfar
over 12 years ago
Obviously Engie-tan should have bought a horse.
Davtwan
over 12 years ago
Engie-Tan is over-encumbered. Unfortunately, it's not because of the reason she wanted it to be. *wink wink, nudge nudge*
keradi01
over 12 years ago
This is why I had to get a mod that lowers those things' weight.
Zanpacto
over 12 years ago
Well I don't know about you but after raiding a Ancient Dwemer ruin I took all the pieces of metal, smelted them and after crafted a ton of dwarven bows.
Now that I think of it maybe that's why so many guards have arrow related injuries, the rest of them got stabbed and died from iron daggers. :P
cyber95
over 12 years ago
@The Wizard That Didn't Do It: I used this to my advantage by farming wood. Shopkeepers may have a limited amount of cash, but the lady who wants to buy wood from me doesn't seem to. So I'mma just chop this wood all day and sloowwwwwwwwwwly limp over to her and unload it all on her.
damn argonian
over 12 years ago
they dont have knees to put arrow on.
Ninj77
over 12 years ago
Makes you wonder: If that cute and petite Argonian Maid can lift such a heavy loot...then maybe it isn't such a good idea to let her "polish" your spear!
sjcodan
over 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_105828]@Sum1[/url]: No. That kind of talk is not allowed here
Sum1
over 12 years ago
So Lusty Argonian Maid was an adventurer? Maybe because she still hadn't took an arrow in the knee.
JamesKLugo
over 12 years ago
Just daggers? Psh, my full Daedric set and Daedric sword would like a word with you Miss Maid.
The Wizard That Didn't Do It
over 12 years ago
I find it odd that once you are overburdened, no amount of loot will slow you down any further.

I mean, you could throw sixty thousand pounds of junk in your inventory, and your character would only walk like he was a few pounds overburdened. >:O
Nap
over 12 years ago
In the future, there are no ancient magical weapons.

Just lots of iron knives and dragon bones.