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What happens in Normandy
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Darrus Dreadtiger
almost 13 years ago
*try to come up with witty, resourceful comment*

*remember drawing of garrus performing implied act, seen not too long ago*

... *feel sad*
PotatOS
almost 13 years ago
@Freddie Mercury: BISMILLAH!
Skateboard P
almost 13 years ago
Make your face fall off
dude that was funny as hell and I could actually see that happening because I believe Garrus was actually just fixing him
Guno
almost 13 years ago
Amusingly enough engie shep is only a slight bang change away from being default femshep now.
Freddie Mercury
almost 13 years ago
Easy come
Easy go
Would you let me go?
gimmethegepgun
almost 13 years ago
Followup:

Femshep: Hey Tali, Garrus could really use your help cleaning Legion's engine.
wow
almost 13 years ago
lol what a joke.... hahaha
McButterpants
almost 13 years ago
The best part of this comic is that I read this in their voices.
Geno
almost 13 years ago
I guess Legion too has good flexibility, being a geth and all...
Cirno
almost 13 years ago
Engie-chan sure knows a thing or two about calibrations >_<
davesignal
almost 13 years ago
@A cocksucking joke, really?: I'll take "Things That Would Not Have Been Posted If It Had Involved Women" for $1,000, Alex.
A cocksucking joke, really?
almost 13 years ago
Sexual innuendo is cool. This is just lame, too direct, makes no sense whatsoever. It's not even funny. I mean, might as well just take a pic from some gay porn site and slam it there, would have done the same thing. >_> eyes.
Narbodi
almost 13 years ago
Belated thumbs up to Garb Mann for the photo note that's been covered by memes.

...anyone else think the scene in this comic would fit rather well as a flavor bit in ME2? Shep picks middle 'sarcastic' response, results in panel three. Hilarity ensues.
Narbodi
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_74162]@Solo[/url]: There are many, many fanfictions dealing with that. A number of them suggest a long (and occasionally prehensile tongue. I'll just leave you with that mental image. (Alternately, Garrus pulling a Gene Simmons.)
Narbodi
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_74122]@Willi[/url]: Good question. Wonder if the folks at Bioware thought of that? There isn't -that- much difference in the ME1 female medium armor from the male variant (the one used by the stock male Sheploo that was referenced for Legion) so I suppose the difference wouldn't be much.
Narbodi
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_74171]@Foolish[/url]: I hate you. Marry me.
Foolish
almost 13 years ago
Ah yes, "Calibrations." The need to constantly fine tune equipment so it won't fall into disrepair after use. We have dismissed those claims.

PS manlove ya garrus XD
Ramon
almost 13 years ago
More Like... Mass ERECT, AmIright?
Solo
almost 13 years ago
Nobody else is intimidated by the thought of Garrus' mandibles anywhere near sensitive parts?
Salty
almost 13 years ago
The amount of people who fail to get the actual joke is really somewhat more amusing than the joke itself.
Davtwan
almost 13 years ago
@A cocksuking joke, really?: Jo has been putting sexual innuendo in the comic for years.
rodanoS
almost 13 years ago
Best MF2 comic ever
Willi
almost 13 years ago
Y'know, this brings up a very interesting predicament. If Legion attached Shepards old N7 armor to his chest, and you played as Femshep, shouldn't legion have boobie armor?
Geary
almost 13 years ago
@A cocksuking joke, really?

A GOOD cocksucking joke ;3
A cocksuking joke, really?
almost 13 years ago
Pretty lame Jo. I thought you had a higher humour level.

Go back to farming XP, and level your humour skill.

n00b
Warmachine
almost 13 years ago
I see EngieShep writing Garrus x Legion slash fic in the future...
Kryptik
almost 13 years ago
I think EngieShep knows, but hey, why miss an opportunity to tease? ;D
Pervy
almost 13 years ago
Calibrating the pleasure circuits?
Rafael
almost 13 years ago
Obrigado Josué, por acabar com todo respeito que eu tinha pelo Garus. :(

Thanks jo, for endding all respect i had for Garrus.
Logic
almost 13 years ago
Now turn around, bend it and let me calibrate that hip of yours. You will walk a little weird for the next few days and sitting may hurt.
Merc
almost 13 years ago
Yes... "Calibrations" Also lol Shep's armor... :E
Trolling Nerd
almost 13 years ago
He IS giving calibrations, he does have an Omni-tool on.
trebthegamer
almost 13 years ago
i got legion and tali to come to an understanding.
pong
almost 13 years ago
@G-O

It is weird enough half the crew will bone Shepard, if everyone would hook up with each other they may as well rename the ship SS Orgy.
Sushewakka you idiot
almost 13 years ago
How about putting the (spoiler alert) BEFORE the fucking spoiler?.
Eboreg
almost 13 years ago
To me, this doesn't look sexual at all. Just some mechanic working on a robot who needs maintenance. Robots need maintenance. There is no hormonally-induced courtship involved.
Sushewakka
almost 13 years ago
@G-O It already happens in DA 2. If Hawke romances neither Fenris nor Isabela, those two become and item by act 3. (Spoiler alert)
Pricee
almost 13 years ago
Hawt
G-O
almost 13 years ago
Y'know, this kinda raises a point; in many BioWare games it seems only the main character starts most romances, with exceptions. One thing i'd be interested in would be Non-Player Romances, like maybe Merrill and Isabela or Garrus and Kasumi? The potential could exist, but wouldn't always happen.
almost 13 years ago
What heppens in normady stays there for ever..and for blacmaing purposes
Braian
almost 13 years ago
*innocent wave*
Elia Moroes
almost 13 years ago
Well, thank you, my dear lady.
I haven't had lunch yet and I've already lost all my will to live.
jessel
almost 13 years ago
I've noticed the way jo draws red haired engies face (or faces in general) varies alot but jo if your reading this panel three of this comic is the best style yet
Godot
almost 13 years ago
What Happens ON THE Normandy. I saw the title in my RSS feed and I thought I was coming here for a WWII joke.

Good ME2 joke, anyway.
mike0dude
almost 13 years ago
garett's Omni-tool is hanging out :o
Wolsk
almost 13 years ago
y u do dis
Angelus
almost 13 years ago
SECOND!
Jora
almost 13 years ago
FIRST!!! YAYY