What people are saying about "Scan"
Scan
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eggdude
about 13 years ago
"You saw da rest, now try da best!"
fob
over 13 years ago
dammit, if only it was see thru clothing.
wkz
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_49268]@Nobody[/url]: THESE particular scanners shown today raised controversy BECAUSE they're the machines that CAN detect stuff that cannot be picked up by usual scanners. The controversy being in order to do so, they scan EVERYTHING, thus giving you a full-body picture of... well... the body.
dddf
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_49273]@Batabii[/url]: Because she's got such tight and little clothing that she actually looks more covered this way than she usually does.
Batabii
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_49271]@TK[/url]: that sounds like a euphemism for something...
Batabii
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_49270]@Kite[/url]: what
TK
over 13 years ago
whatever "meh", thank you for your input, my cat is patting down the mound as we speak.
Kite
over 13 years ago
What do we see knew that we never saw from Cammy with cloth on?
meh
over 13 years ago
I miss Chun-li's overgrown legs. Those are able to summon a 20-meter eyebleed...
Nobody
over 13 years ago
They should just get those full-body true X-ray systems like GET YAH ASS TO MAHS and be done with it.
Nobody
over 13 years ago
I still find it funny that the last, what, five, six attempted plane jackings and bombings were done using methods that can't be picked up by these scanners, and yet they're still doing all this patdown hoohah.
A Bag of Opinions
over 13 years ago
@Frank West:

You still got to deal with that Chuck Greene prick.

But is there only room for one in the limelight?
Frank West
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_49206]@Starpilot[/url] Can it be true? Be still my heart... Frank is back baby!
TK
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_49257]@catalyst[/url]: The problem is that's what Rufus is doing so too for clothing..
Catalyst
over 13 years ago
The funny thing is that the (real) ladies' bodies are almost exactly the same as the shape of their clothing... god bless skin-tight outfits, every one!
1hp
over 13 years ago
meh, fat guy works for this I suppose, but I think a trap would have worked better. With Cammy so much... 'smaller' than Chun-Li, the poor guy will probably have a moment of wanting the delicious flat chest before the eyes started bleed from the realization
!!!
over 13 years ago
Well, if you think about it, you need to check the young women first. They could be hiding grenades by pretending they're boobs. Seriously, send the hawt girls first, and you have the security of the nation secured. And the fertility, because if you want to keep it, you gotta use it.
Shadow12000
over 13 years ago
I get this feeling that the guard should've been Guile, but I will say this.
@TSA Screener
Do it for your country! Then go home and be a family man. Besides, I just heard about a report of some chicks trying to shoplift by hiding stuff in the folds of their fat...one got 3 boots under her boob...
!!!
over 13 years ago
Whooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaa!
???
over 13 years ago
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
!!!
over 13 years ago
Yeah yeaaaaaah!
???
over 13 years ago
Doiyooooooo!
!!!
over 13 years ago
I'm feeling fat AND sassy!
???
over 13 years ago
Do you want to go see a movie?
Peschken
over 13 years ago
pickmepickmepickme coop with me
Oh wait, Tomb Raider sucks. Silly me. :3
Daiemio
over 13 years ago
A thought hit me, the guy in the last picture, reminds me of a Gaul from the adventures of Astrix and Obelix.
Bob
over 13 years ago
Also, Gabe Newell.
Bob
over 13 years ago
Those "security guards" are volunteers too...
WELP...TIME TO WORK AT THE AIRPORT!
Richie9999
over 13 years ago
Fatty, no more food for you.
Passerby
over 13 years ago
Needs eyebleach! Or maybe that's why his eyes exploded...
Derp
over 13 years ago
@Frank:

Cover them with a blanket!
TSA Screener
over 13 years ago
sadly there are blur screens added in otherwise we could see the naughty bits in details :). also the people who pick the people to go through the body scanners are douches and send fat people intentionally. it is terrible having to put your hands through a 300 lbs mans fat folds... i hate my job...
StarPilot
over 13 years ago
@Frank West: Maybe Santa will have a present for you this year...

http://www.joystiq.com/2010/11/30/fantastic-dead-rising-2-case-west-dlc-out-next-month/
over 13 years ago
That isn't Chun-li... her thighs are too thin... lol
Frank West
over 13 years ago
Oh god, it broke my camera. How am I gonna cover wars now? How?
Francis
over 13 years ago
I hate buzzkills :C
sbk
over 13 years ago
everybody's at least a little samus under their clothes?
mrsmiter
over 13 years ago
DING DONG! IM A SEXY BOY! DING DONG! DING DONG!
A Bag of Opinions
over 13 years ago
"I said no, no, no, no. I can't take it no more. I'm tired from waking up on the floor. No thank you please, it always make me sneeze, and it makes it hard to find the door." -Ringo Starr, No No Song.

...what? It was stuck in my head today.
anon
over 13 years ago
you're implying an ugly fatass would EVER be selected for one of those "random selections."
ObadiahtheSlim
over 13 years ago
Reminds me of a summer job I once had near the beach. For every girl like Chun Li or Cammy we had a Rufus. There were things man was not meant to see.
Aguywithglasses
over 13 years ago
At first I thought Samus.
SRG
over 13 years ago
"everybody workin' for the weekend"
SRG
over 13 years ago
As funny as this is you sooner realize that his career is now over. the workers comp won't cover the life time of blindness and coping with the lack of sight.
That and the last thing he sees ever is fatman rolls.
@Albion
over 13 years ago
They're made of metal, duh.
Albion
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_49153]@SJTNK[/url] What are you talking about? I could care less about the size of Chun Li's legs. I am just confused as to why her bracelets CAN be seen on the naked-scanner.
AckAckAck
over 13 years ago
Aw come on gentlemen, be courteous and polite, don't act like lonely sailors away from home for months. I mean, looking at those girls ample, soft, warm, sensuous thighs, legs and well rounded bosoms, their curved, hot writhing body..... *cough cough* sorry about that. *Take cold shower*
DoomerEX
over 13 years ago
Heh, need to get a job at that airport while all the male characters are busy with summin.
Piccoroz
over 13 years ago
He should be thankful that Poison isn't traveling.
TK
over 13 years ago
i shouldnt have quoted that song, now i cant get it out of my head..
SomeGuy (with a big G)
over 13 years ago
I think he brings up an excellent point. You shouldn't hate the body-scanners - you should POSE!

I think after the guards start refusing to watch the scans anymore, they'll go away.
Rufus
over 13 years ago
Hurry up and disappear, Space Opera SYMPHONY!

That's right, behold my bodacious body, this buffet of manly perfection! Completely justifies these full body scanners don't it?

Oh hey Zangief, how's it goi-

A BEAR! Ohboyohboyohboyohboy!

OH SHI-!
kaze
over 13 years ago
this would be even more disturbing with the lube fighter guy from the new game... or Sakura
bronze189
over 13 years ago
I don't think the Steam holiday sale is over yet - I think just the "Give & Get" portion is.
fishbulb
over 13 years ago
Why so serious?
MechWarrior
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_49158]@Lobster[/url] Obviously, they have no self-esteem/life to go out and get a girlfriend on their own so that way, they have to call shit. Sorry guys, but fapping can only take you so far in life.
Lobster
over 13 years ago
You know what's really incredibly funny and hilarious? Saying that stuff is yours. That stuff just keeps getting funnier, even after what, how long?

You goddamn pack of seagulls.
Pfysicyst
over 13 years ago
You can send me a request at this name if you want to play tomb raider some time.
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_49147]@Tim[/url]: What kind of sick man sends babies to internets?
Bruno
over 13 years ago
I bought Tomb Raider (Aka Lara croft atGoL) in the pre-order.
When they finally release a patch with co-op, i can't find anyone in game.
-----FOREVER ALONE--------
Tim
over 13 years ago
Seriously, you guys are still unable to find porn in places that are not here? Are you quite sure you've... grasped the concept of the Internet...?
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_49137]@Albion[/url]: Chun-Li's legs are bigger than Ken and Ryu's. You did know that, right?
Chaos
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_49127]@hurr[/url] He's still been doing that.
The goggles
over 13 years ago
They do nothing!
Someone
over 13 years ago
Dem delicious hips :3
TK
over 13 years ago
from the proportions here, her thights are quite a bit bigger than cammy's :3
Albion
over 13 years ago
Sooo... Chun-Li's bracelets are made of lead and flesh?
Wraith
over 13 years ago
Ooooh,

You touched my ta-la-la
Not One Of Us
over 13 years ago
Thighs not thick enough on Chun-li.
hurr
over 13 years ago
So when are you gonna start drawing porn again?
TK
over 13 years ago
excellent work on their lovely bodies jo :3
Francis
over 13 years ago
I love body scanning machines
TK
over 13 years ago
He is the most powerful combatant!

AKUMA BEWARE! HE COMES FOR YOU!
FTP
over 13 years ago
YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF!

COMMENCE PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE!
BRING IN THE BIG BOMBS!
yeah
over 13 years ago
1st!!