What people are saying about "Strip Poker"
Strip Poker
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DAM N IT
about 10 years ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Damn it heavy D:

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
over 10 years ago
Hahahaha Yes.
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48801]@TheOneWithBrains[/url]: mee too X3 XDDD
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48928]@GoldPanda[/url]: they habe a poker reunion ones in a while
12jim13
about 11 years ago
Heavy is gay i knew it :D
only one word
about 11 years ago
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..........
Dittlos
about 11 years ago
The Heavy A.K.A. Ultimate Cock Blocker 3100, designed and tested in Russia, approved by Dragovich.
Killerkonnat
about 11 years ago
Dante and Bayonetta playing poker? Oh yes, please!
a RED Spy
about 11 years ago
Stupid Fatman! I knew I should have never been on your side...
DoomerEX
about 11 years ago
Cloak and Dagger was practically designed for enjoying strip poker sessions. Just hide behind the hawtest girl on the table.
Ninja in a tux
about 11 years ago
she must take off the shirt and bra to reveal a mini turret that farts out bubblegum
wait?
about 11 years ago
@Khan FurSainty: ??? WHERE?
TK
about 11 years ago
oh and by the way jo. I always love your ever so subtle blushes as well as the lip bites when you choose to use them.
TK
about 11 years ago
MAN HEAVY, this is almost as bad as the frikkin scout interupting engie on engie action...
Catalyst
about 11 years ago
You wear BLU sweater...
Kissamies
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48891]@1337zorz[/url]: The heavy explains his logic for calling Strong Bad this: He is red, he has the killing gloves of boxing, and there was some 3rd reason I forgot. Strong Bad: THESE. ARE. MY. HANDS.
Sad Boy
about 11 years ago
DAMN YOOOOU, HEAVYYY!!!!
Shareazu
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48994]@jimie[/url]: yeap, he did. try looking at rule 34. anyway, i, too, loved both the game and it's concept... if, someday, they release a 'poker night at the inventory 2', i'd like to see even more characters from other games (or webcomics :P), AND the possibility of playing online.
jimie
about 11 years ago
khan fursanity, he did?
Khan FurSainty
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48937]@Scout[/url] He made lesbian porn of her a long time ago...
Strong Bad was right
about 11 years ago
They DO fly off.
derp
about 11 years ago
Guess Heavy's love for redheads can't overcome his hatred for BLUs.
Francis
about 11 years ago
I hate cock blockers
Scout
about 11 years ago
Why are you teasing us? make porn of her already!
Lith
about 11 years ago
Oh man, dat face
GoldPanda
about 11 years ago
Wait wait wait...

Why are Blue Engie and Red Heavy playing together? Shouldn't they be trying to kill each other?
sama
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48905]@Tycho[/url]: Because you can totally attack level 5's in PVP, right?
ENGI-TAN
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48911]@Osmigos[/url] OMG LMFAO
You guys are all noobs.
about 11 years ago
Heavy is right! $ 100.000 for a strip? Just give JO $50 for a hot Red x Blu engie action.
Osmigos
about 11 years ago
Heavy is very loyal, he only has eyes for Doctor.
KarmikCykle
about 11 years ago
Fully half of my random drops this month have been crates. I have not kept or opened a single one.
Zed&Ned
about 11 years ago
OOOOOOH! Nipples nice! *high fives*
Paul
about 11 years ago
I guess Sasha and Natasha are the only girls for him. Either that or he just isn't a pervert. lol
Tycho
about 11 years ago
It's like finding a level 5 in a PvP server, and rolling up on your flying mount, only to realize he's being escorted by a group of cloaked level 80 rouges.
Bartender
about 11 years ago
@Pyro Jr.: Who brought this child here?! Cover his eyes Cover his eyes!
SRG
about 11 years ago
Well after the whole cheating arc you could understand heavy looking out for the Married men(CoughTychoCough).
That and blu Asian Amish spy right behind her with his camera beard.
Alex
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48886]@query[/url] Simple. Golden wrench.
Pyro Jr.
about 11 years ago
Knowing this, homestar will SOMEHOW mess this up. Or maybe the Scout.
1337zorz
about 11 years ago
While this one IS confusing, I did find out somthing in the photo notes, Heavy is like an inteligent, ignorant, russian Strong Mad. Strong Bad is also like a "Tiny Heavy", wich he actually refers to strong bad as.
Answer
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48886]@query[/url]: by continually buying keys until the amount of money in your possession is equal to or less than $0
query
about 11 years ago
how do you spend 10,000 dollars on KEYS?????????
Flamerider
about 11 years ago
"Nice Hand, gigantic cheater"
!!!
about 11 years ago
Heavy is full of win.
clone ellis
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48853]@nick[/url] ever tell toy about the time me and keith played strip poker with zoey keith ended up naked we laugh so hard my head hurts till next week
Max
about 11 years ago
Meh, I don't even like girls.
I prefer violence.
The Narrarator
about 11 years ago
Later that night the spy backstabbed the Heavy as he walked out. You can tell he was there by the :0 face.
Strong Bad
about 11 years ago
Yea ducky boy you know ME! The most awesomest thing to hit the Earth sense dinosaurs!
A duck
about 11 years ago
What is surprising me here is the lack of people who have either thought A) Heavy is more of a gentleman then whatever you people think he should do or B)He honestly doesn`t care about it. Either way Tycho is married, and loves giraffes, Max is afraid of girls, and Strong Bad, you know him already
The BLU Soldier
about 11 years ago
The overweight Russian maggot has the right idea. A spriptease is NOT worth my hard-earned blood money, before the War, RED Demoman and I picked up beautiful women all the time. And that was WITHOUT putting money on the table.
Tycho
about 11 years ago
Heavy. I am very, fucking, disappointed in you.

Also, I fold.
Stunball
about 11 years ago
For someone who "LOVES the red hair," Heavy sure is missing the point. Who can blame him, RED barely ever caps the points. :I
Sum1
about 11 years ago
Just if you think she's lacking modesty. Think again, she actually have a metal padding under that suit!
Nick
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48808]@Nick[/url]: Oh, not this bullshit again. You're not fooling anyone, okay? You might as well put on a hoodie and try calling yourself the "original Hunter". You know, I'm not legally allowed to own a gun. Wanna find out why?
Anonomous
about 11 years ago
@Rodrigo Maciel Costa: It also has Engitan not wearing it. It's a double-edged sword.
I'm A Orca
about 11 years ago
@ghostjustin4 Gay people have children sometimes, plus she is adopted.
ghostjustin4 (really my youtube)
about 11 years ago
heavy, just shut up and enjoy the view. but to think about it, heavy might not want it for a different reason, mabye hes gay with medic. since he has chibi-medic, he is a pedophile since she is only like 9. then the heavy is gay, pedobear, or just racist against the blue team. u decide :P...
Strong Bad
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48840]@StarPilot[/url] Yea but Homestar will be able to mess it up SOMEHOW! I mean there's no Homestar at the inventory.
StarPilot
about 11 years ago
@Strong Bad: Oh I'm sure there are other hot redheaded engineers on the planet.
Strong Bad
about 11 years ago
Well I was in the moment man, I mean she is probably the only HOT engineer I will ever find.
Kyono
about 11 years ago
Strong bad, if that was the case, why complain about one woman? Go get 5 of em, and feel better.
Strong Bad
about 11 years ago
Sometimes I fell like the only one who can get the ladies and when I'm around someone else they RUIN IT!
Strong Bad
about 11 years ago
AHH COME ON HEAVYMAN! Someone of YOUR style has no chance with the ladies. I mean it was a matter of time the ladies can NEVER resist taking of their clothes when I'm around! Then Ivan over there ruins it! Damn Telltale they could've put a SMARTER person form TF2.
Xr. D
about 11 years ago
I mean, you making boobies
Xr. D
about 11 years ago
Every time I see this things in your comics, I think: "Oh man, I wish to get boobies"
Kyono
about 11 years ago
Heheh. All the teensy men, just lookin for a peek under engie-tan's suit? For shame.
arhiDavid
about 11 years ago
"Stupid, stupid, stupid!" ©Heavy himself
regnar
about 11 years ago
foolish fool
you know not what you say
WakeTheShark
about 11 years ago
For the first time I am disappointed in Heavy.
SRG
about 11 years ago
The Inventory being a speakeasy bar also has a kids section.
Steelteeth13
about 11 years ago
ok I am into that game now.
Spliter
about 11 years ago
Them girls always think the have an easy way out of trouble.
Cactus Gunman
about 11 years ago
Requesting alternate version
Squidwelder
about 11 years ago
HEAVY! YOU FAIL SO HARD!
omgwtfbbq
about 11 years ago
plox plox more she http://jopereira.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2rnt9o
Guy who looks to the left
about 11 years ago
@ Rodrigo Maciel Costa

DO WANT.
Nick
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48790]@Nick[/url] Yeah... How about you get your Cheap suit and copied ass outta here, 'cause I'm the original Nick.
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48803]@Anonomous[/url]: Are you crazy? ALternate ending has Heavy winning Engie's jumpsuit and wearing it =O
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48722]@Heavy[/url] Weapons Guy: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Heavy Weapons Guy
about 11 years ago
I am reminded of time Engineer kill my entire team.
Anonomous
about 11 years ago
Quick! Somebody commission an alternate ending to this comic! Yes, Jo does do such commissions.
Bob
about 11 years ago
But...but Heavy loves red-heads! He even says so in this (craptacular) game!
TheOneWithBrains
about 11 years ago
i do too i want her bra :3
Scout
about 11 years ago
AW! C'MON MAN! SERIOUSLY?
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48794]@Nuckel[/url]: Not a slut! Her suit was the only thing worth $10,000 for her buy-in. Her helmet, sadly, was only a measly $9,999.
ColdCedric
about 11 years ago
Now this, I have never suspect
Administrator
about 11 years ago
Heavy wants her hard hat more than the body suit...
Nuckel
about 11 years ago
Wow, what a slut... ;_;
Nick
about 11 years ago
Tits!

... is what I would say. God damn it, RED Heavy.
Crestlinger
about 11 years ago
actually dante did try his hand at poker in the anime, pretty godat it too once he got into the game
Francis
about 11 years ago
I hate Heavies
Cthul
about 11 years ago
Goddamnit, tempting me to visit paheal.
Frank West
about 11 years ago
*Snaps Picture*
Ohohoh, looks like I just got enough erotica PP to level up! BOOYAH!

Also, I'm kinda out of money too, so I'm betting my pants.
Tim
about 11 years ago
Truly, you boring lot live up to the term "minor"
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48780]@Altherix[/url]: Hey, come on now. For what it's worth, Engie-tan is a very beautiful woman, and having her at your poker table, bodysuit-betting or no, would be quite the honor. In terms the others will understand: I'd sap that piece of gear all day long, baby.
Altherix
about 11 years ago
From the comments, a lot of young boys reading this.

Heavy got the right idea, you'll learn, you'll learn eventually.
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48750]@IceStorm[/url]: Oh crap, I forgot about that. That IS ironic.
about 11 years ago
Engie-tan(1) clearly wasn't expecting that.

HOWEVER, even if she were to bet that $10,000 jumpsuit...

Tycho would end up knocking her out in the second round of play. That's no moon, motherfuckas!
Maksio
about 11 years ago
the only thing that comes to mind about Heavis reaction.

"STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID!"
SomeGuy
about 11 years ago
I came for the expressions, and they have not failed me. Lol.
nigri
about 11 years ago
is this worse than scout?
sauceror
about 11 years ago
wow. heavy is kinda dumb isn't he? xd
What dude said
about 11 years ago
EXACTLY WHAT DUDE SAID. DO IT
von Boomslang
about 11 years ago
Mmm, giraffes...
Cyclone Duke
about 11 years ago
You're not visiting the right sites then :P
stesr
about 11 years ago
Haven't seen any of the more ''explicit'' pictures from you lately Jo, i miss them x3
No!
about 11 years ago
Nooooooooo!
Somefag
about 11 years ago
Took me a bit to understand this one.Ahaha.
Dude
about 11 years ago
Somebody make porn of this situation already.
Serathis
about 11 years ago
Besides, Max doesn't even *like* girls! He prefers violence!
AckAckAck
about 11 years ago
Now, heavy, maybe this is the time you learn to be a man..... you..... big baby
Grug
about 11 years ago
Heavy's got the right idea. Doesn't cost 10,000 dollars to get a girl to strip for you.
DomEReapeR
about 11 years ago
GOD DAMN IT!
IceStorm
about 11 years ago
This strip becomes slightly ironic when you remember that the Heavy tells Tycho that he loves redheads.
>:D
about 11 years ago
:/
Brain
about 11 years ago
Strongbad: Girl, I got more jumpsuits than you can imagine. I don't need another. I don't even wear 'em!
Lamialily
about 11 years ago
Dante? Colorful?
Light
about 11 years ago
Heavy is smart.
StarPilot
about 11 years ago
That bodysuit must cost more than "five-ten-thousand dollars". *cough*StrongBad*cough*

Also, it's probably too big for chibi-medic.
Regal
about 11 years ago
Heavy, you can always use her outfit to polish Sasha.
Chrono
about 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_48734]@Briianz[/url]: Heavy isn't stupid. Internet has already went over this. It's a language barrier issue.
Briianz
about 11 years ago
The heavy is so Stupid...but then again he is a heavy.
about 11 years ago
Naive Heavy is naive
about 11 years ago
I predict that this will be "Mine"'d more than any other comic Jo has uploaded to this site.

With the possible exception of "Mac vs. PC II".
Ominous
about 11 years ago
Heavy Fails. Heavy fails worse than the biggest fail anyone here can think of.
heavy
about 11 years ago
cccccccccccc-cockblock
JS Bach
about 11 years ago
No wonder he's buddy-buddy with Medic!
LOL
about 11 years ago
I KNEW IT! STRIP POKER
Esproc
about 11 years ago
... must get image of heavy-scoot wearing engi jumpsuit out of my mind!

*gargles with shotgun mouthwash*
>:D
about 11 years ago
>.<
User
about 11 years ago
FIRST?
trollolol
about 11 years ago
first