What people are saying about "Go home and be a family man"
Go home and be a family man
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suipleswipt
over 12 years ago
del plz erorr
suipleswipt
over 12 years ago
hindi sexy movie chodi
delete plz
usbfridge
over 13 years ago
Wonder if he will ever bring this back.
Frank West
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45934]@Esproc[/url] I put on your pants, do I get an achievement? ZING! Actually, I get an achievement for trying on lots of pants. Including women's and children's pants. Er, and I also kill zombies! YEAH! With chainsaws! MANLY!
Esproc
over 13 years ago
I put on my pants, I can has achievement?
Francis
over 13 years ago
I hate achievements.
cp252
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45926]@Frank[/url]: I know, I noticed the moment I clicked the post button. My bad. And I knew from the start I had to pay, I just forgot the price list.
2033
over 13 years ago
Unreal Guy, Militia-tan from Idlecaust, and Dictator from Tropico.
Way to put everything through the blender, jo!
Frank
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45915]@cp252[/url]: You see those words above the comic? Yeah, click the one that says Commissions. They're not free obviously, so expect to pay. Prices * Base price: $30 * Extra character: $20 * Elaborate background: $15
iamnotspy
over 13 years ago
There's a secret power up in the game you can have. It's hidden right behind that door marked "Danger - Horrific Bone Crushing Machine!"
Albatross
over 13 years ago
That chick is smexy, in a game-nerdy way.
Next trick she would logically pull would be about how to heighten the replayability or an alternative game ending.
Fluffy-Neko-San
over 13 years ago
the only achievement I care about is the one involving militia-tan....end of story
NyttyN
over 13 years ago
She deserves a promotion for saving his ass not once, but twice. I would laugh so hard if that actully happened to me in a game.
legion
over 13 years ago
is funny how dumb some players are i laff at them whith granades
cp252
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45914]@cp252[/url]: Hey, I just realised there's a commissions button. Derpa herp.
cp252
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45904]@Frank[/url]: Mind linking me to his commision guidelines? More of Militia-tan shall be done.
Kmuf
over 13 years ago
Just another day for El Presidente.
~X~
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45857]@phantomspaceman[/url] No, that one was a Saddam Hussein analogue, this one seems a bit more Generic Generalissmo.
Nyeh???
over 13 years ago
Tune in next time when he learns that there isn't an achievement for letting them go, what genre savvy tricks will the henchwoman have up her rolled up sleeves? Will they learn to keep the red key cards on the side of the door the hero isn't on? find out none of this and less next time
>:D
over 13 years ago
My boolets, dey cry out with great passion for the meeting of yoor flesh.
And I obey zem.
RedShocktrooper
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45897]@Vulpis[/url]: Of all the places to see a reference to that... You, sir, win 1 free internets. Including every porn site and wiki page, and HTML code line (and HTML code lines on a porn wiki page) in existence.
Tom_Atlus
over 13 years ago
Honestly I don't even go for achievements for letting bad guys live unless I REALLY think I should let them live.

But that's just me.
Frank
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45903]@Frank[/url]: crap I mean her special skills being interrogation and persuasion.
Frank
over 13 years ago
@[HYBRID BEING]: Her special skills being interrogation and lying. So yeah. I imagine Guerrilla-Boss is gay for FPS-dad.
DK
over 13 years ago
Is this a "Take That!" to all achievementfags and 100%-completionists?
[HYBRID BEING]
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45897]@Vulpis[/url]: I'm sure he has a job which requires her "special" skills ;)
Vulpis
over 13 years ago
As a player of the original C&C: Red Alert, I have to wonder...is she going to make him tea? ;-)
Peelz
over 13 years ago
Where's her hair?
Regal
over 13 years ago
Achievement Unlocked:
All Day Sucker!
Frank
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45889]@concept[/url]: No, Hardcore Gamer Dad's wife is/was a damsel in distress. And I don't think Commando-tan is in distress or long blond hair.
concept
over 13 years ago
this isnt gonna be a 'how i met your mom' with gamer dad is it?
Bisected8
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45877]@Doomcat[/url]: She's also a video game character. Clearly her sprite was simply flipped.
SRG
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45877]@Doomcat[/url]: then she swap contacts between scenes.
Broccoman
over 13 years ago
BTW the Designer from Fall From Heaven is going to be working on the Expansions to Elemental: War of Magic (which is disappointing right now, but has potential)

Francis
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45863]@Frank[/url] West: I hate the Final Boss
Doomcat
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45869]@Bisected8[/url]: exept in the last panel she had her other eye open?
Oh SHI-
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45869]@Bisected8[/url] OH SHI-
Frank West
over 13 years ago
I saved fifty people froma zombie infested mall, and all I got was a lousy police hat. Like hell I'd let the final boss live.

You might even say my killing was...
*Sunglasses*
Justified.
Bisected8
over 13 years ago
Cute, energetic and actually quite intelligent...she's the perfect henchwoman.

...a little *too* perfect.

And why does she only ever open one eye...and why does he just believe her...

SHE HAS A GEAUS!
X
over 13 years ago
No, if everyone is overpowered, THEN EVERYONE IS OVERPOVERED.
SRG
over 13 years ago
wait ain't she the 'MVP' red spy (if one don't count the sudden green eyes and clothes same hair and Hat)... and he has his back against her!
dsk
over 13 years ago
Holy shit, no one really noticed the handgun is from SiN?
Frank
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45856]@commentator[/url]: Carl? Overpowered? HA.
db0
over 13 years ago
You should try the Wild Mana modmod (which is basically a drop-in replacement for FFH2). It vastly improves the AI and fixes a lot of the overpowered stuff.

Also CiV is far from balanced at the moment I'm afraid. Some civs like China are completely OP compared to others.
GuardianTempest
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45838]@Bob[/url] Yes it is, adds to her charm. Also... Achievement for posting a comment of gaining an Achievement for posting a comment of (paradox)...I agree with the comment though, balance is still balance. Anyway I'd like to see her as one of his new popular characters....next to Engie-tan
phantomspaceman
over 13 years ago
I thought he was the Metal Slug dictator.
commentator
over 13 years ago
If eveything was overpowered it would balence out?
Sounds just like Blazblue
Kryptik
over 13 years ago
Wow, that's some dangerously genre-savvy underling you got there, Generalissimo. Makes me think she should be the one in charge.
StarPilot
over 13 years ago
I played through Fable 2 twice. The first time at the ending I chose The Sacrifice. The second time at the ending I chose The Sacrifice. No I don't give a crap about achievements if it's something I wouldn't ever do. Besides, choosing The One is stupid since it's so easy to get cash from rentals.
Peter Beck
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45850]@Steelteeth13[/url] Battletoads. Gee, get with the program, pops. ;p
Steelteeth13
over 13 years ago
what game is this...
hobo
over 13 years ago
hi
sauceror
over 13 years ago
@A Bag of Opinions: probably with the terrible grammar included since he wasn't an english speaker xd
gerp
over 13 years ago
he gets to take her to his home and be a family man, hohoho
RED Soldier
over 13 years ago
@Bag of Opinions
You bet your baggy ass he did, son! Because he invented gaming, and then her perfected so that no man could best him in the honorless pits of PVP arenas!
And with his achievement points he bought TWO of every game and gaming system, then he donated them all to Child's Play!
A Bag of Opinions
over 13 years ago
"If everyone is overpowered in a way, it balance itself."

Did Sun Tzu say that?
Bob
over 13 years ago
Blarg, I hate achievements.

Also, her "soulless eyes" are slightly hypnotic.
Epic man
over 13 years ago
I'd kill him, to get the achievement where you kill him
MSG
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45832]@Lawyerman[/url] Yep, the one with the casual gamer son... also Militia-tan is Brillant, I want her in my take over the world think-tank.
Lawyerman
over 13 years ago
Wait a minute, isn't that guy the space marine father from an earlier arc? Glad to see he's still working.
pepkin88
over 13 years ago
She has brain in boobs. That is why she is so smart.
Pumpkinface
over 13 years ago
It is a reference to the character Guile from the Street Fighter series, in his ending of the game he spares M. Bison and goes home to be a family man.
Frank
over 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_45818]@Fuwa[/url]: Go commission some work to him then.
Krautman
over 13 years ago
Family man is Street Fighter. It's one of Guile's post-fight lines.
Fuwa
over 13 years ago
More of Militia-tan please. :D
Scorch Forgot to Mention Something
over 13 years ago
The dictator is now appropriately brown. Nice save Jo!

Also, yes I know the slide should be on the top. Please don't point it out.
Project_mars
over 13 years ago
No wonder the spellcard rules in touhou exist. they are there so both the Miko and the sleepy old gap youkai don't fuck you up.
Project_mars
over 13 years ago
Sorta right, but there isn't a touhou yet that balances out Yukari's Border Hax, especially when word of god states that everything is made of borders between one thing and another. (most obvious ones: Border between Life and Death, Motion and Stillness, Truth and Lies, Power and Weakness.)
Scorch Continues to Look for Jo's Inspiration
over 13 years ago
Achievements. Also, that gun reminds me most of the Enforcer from Unreal Tournament, but is generally inspired by the prevalence of really big automatic pistols. Bolt Pistols, the Carnifex Hand Cannon, etc. The family man bit is probably God of War. And yes, the whole Beret-wearing sidekick thing.
no
over 13 years ago
You aimed your gun slightly to the left so you hit the right eye of your enemy instead of the nose, ACHIEVEMENT!
~X~
over 13 years ago
... clever girl.
*VELOCIRAPTOR-ED*
Porfirio
over 13 years ago
There is a girl who deserves a promotion.
Random Poster
over 13 years ago
Also: First!
Random poster
over 13 years ago
This is ridiculously true for games nowadays...achievements for EVERYTHING.