What people are saying about "The Cake"
The Cake
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KarltheGreat
almost 9 years ago
man mario dont have the guts
TK
about 9 years ago
the cake was coffee and the coffee was SEX.

She invited you for a hot steaming cup of SEX.
Syntax
over 9 years ago
Peach and her cake...

peach invites mario over for some... cake.
Peach is napped by bowser, so she can make HIM some... cake.
Peach is saved by mario, and he gets her... cake.
Carmichael
over 9 years ago
Yes, well I liked it. Best suggestive cut-away evar.
necronis
over 9 years ago
the cake is a lie but it was good to had.
octagon
over 9 years ago
Old joke is old
Francis
over 9 years ago
@Bill: I hate pulling my head out of my--wait what.
Rafagd
over 9 years ago
There's a difference between this comic and vgcats' one.

In this comic he get the girl, THEN worry about the cake, on vgcats he only cares about the cake.

IT'S NOT STEALING, IT'S RESEARCH!
The One
over 9 years ago
VG Cats joke steal.
James
over 9 years ago
It's been done by other webcomics.
over 9 years ago
Ok someone pay to commission some 34 of princess peach.
BOn24
over 9 years ago
He misunderstood that. He had a pie, a cream-pie. Harhar.
Bleh
over 9 years ago
Also: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CluelessChickMagnet
Bleh
over 9 years ago
You know what I just found out? Many people who read Nerf Now also read VG Cats.
Bill
over 9 years ago
Francis, if you pulled your head outta your ass you'd know cakes are delicious.
Marcus
over 9 years ago
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=245
Ataeru
over 9 years ago
@The Cake:
Yes, yes you would you monster.
Passerby
over 9 years ago
Sooo... the cake was a lie?
Francis
over 9 years ago
I hate cakes.
over 9 years ago
The "lusty woman, clueless guy" scenario happens more than one might think though.

And anime uses it pretty heavily because stupid/clueless/oblivious people are funny.

You could entertain yourself for quite some time pushing idiots down the 'up' escalator.
The Cake
over 9 years ago
Would I lie to you?
Horo
over 9 years ago
Needs more Recettear jokes.
Derp
over 9 years ago
Nobody cleans your pipes out like a plumber.
Lexender
over 9 years ago
Yeah Navi comics FTW!!!
Alasdair
over 9 years ago
Oh yeah, and Samus' butt. Nerf Now got that one out of the way early.
Alasdair
over 9 years ago
You are not an official gaming webcomic until you've done jokes about:

Cake
Navi
Jill sandwiches
ArmsAreLoud
over 9 years ago
The funny part of this comic is that all the commentators seem to think that VG Cats was the first to make this joke.

Seriously people, this joke has been around as long as Peach has been handing out "cakes".
So yeah
over 9 years ago
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=245

At least Mario got farther in yours.
over 9 years ago
Oh, almost forgot this page is about fan service, too ;)
lol
over 9 years ago
you just got one-upped
Mz
over 9 years ago
hahahah, nice
A Fan
over 9 years ago
This joke generally has three permutations:

1. Mario misinterprets innuendo as a genuine offer of pastry.
2. Mario misinterprets a genuine offer of pastry as innuendo.
3. Straight-up Portal reference.

I've seen a lot more type 2 & 3 than type 1.
Hip
over 9 years ago
Cakers gonna cake.
Legacy
over 9 years ago
Seriously people... the Lusty Woman/Clueless Man joke is as old as dirt. Like 1/2 of all anime uses it, and Mario/Peach jokes have been going on since the first game was released. Cake was added to the jokes the instant Mario 64 came out. Its not possible to steal this joke, shut up already.
Anonymous
over 9 years ago
VGcats... ;X
Crystal
over 9 years ago
Everyone does this joke. It's the delivery that matters.
Gamegeneral
over 9 years ago
This appears to be the only cake/sex comic where peach DOESN'T look unsatisfied.
Altherix
over 9 years ago
What basement did you dig up and dust off these jokes from?
Dave
over 9 years ago
@Frank: Way to be frank about it
2033
over 9 years ago
creampie > cake
Professional Mole
over 9 years ago
I love Peach's expression in the first panel, and of course I laughed at it(and then more at your comment, indeed.)

But I can't ignore that VG Cats made BOTH jokes years ago.

Still lovely, though.
over 9 years ago
@Battlesniper: I woudl let this peach rape me. Everything VGcats does is scary
TheTwoTonHammer
over 9 years ago
Screw cake. I want pie. :D
manguy
over 9 years ago
vgcats and nerfnow aren't hte only ones to paly on the whole "cake" thing either. Go look up Yahtzee's/Zero Punctuation review of the most recent mario galaxy game. He does the cake joke as well. Still funny though.
~X~
over 9 years ago
Yes, Will, VG cats did do a Portal/"Cake euphemism for sex" joke.
Flamerider
over 9 years ago
Cake has eternally been a euphanism in the Mario Games for... you know...

On occasions she has to widely spread her "Cake" for her larger captors...
Wait..
Manwhat
over 9 years ago
Oh I get the second panel ... Mario goes 'pipe diving' ... very crude.
So I herd
over 9 years ago
That someone requested the VG cats version, here it is.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=245

I dont think NN stole the idea, I think just two artists had the same idea (its a good idea, and as they say great minds think alike)
pika
over 9 years ago
The cake is a lie actually originates from SM64, where you never actually got the cake.
Leo
over 9 years ago
Your cake is in another castle
You can have this... "cream pie", though.
over 9 years ago
That Yahtzee's a Spy!

Anyway, I liked this one, and I gotta say, Peach's face kinda reminds me of Etna at some points during the first Disgaea. Pic for reference here (Bottom right): http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-01/art/dis-etna2.jpg
Yahtzee
over 9 years ago
Poser
Delta
over 9 years ago
I am amused by peach's 'rapeface'. (Or, more accurately, her 'I'ma screw you now' face)

And metaphor in panel two. Oh what wacky shenanigans we can portray with metaphor.
Lilly Satou
over 9 years ago
We need more details.
Osmigos
over 9 years ago
I am hugely disappointed that Nerf Now has failed to live up to the high standards of originality which I have come to expect from webcomics. For shame Nerf Now.

Oh whoops
/sarcasm off

I laughed
over 9 years ago
With that being said... Nerfnow still updates much faster than vgcats and could probably make the same jokes and no lose would happen
RaWR
over 9 years ago
SIMPSONS DID IT
over 9 years ago
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=245
Pitiful.
over 9 years ago
Good Job nerfnow. You basically just copied VGCats by "accident"
gr
over 9 years ago
concur on awesome princess face.
CCNezin
over 9 years ago
Not sure if this is a Yahtzee reference...
Wolsk
over 9 years ago
Mario is a REAL MAN.
Hey hey!
over 9 years ago
It's a joke already done by VGCats!
Tsartomato
over 9 years ago
me wanna cake, wheres my cake stupid wioman?
sinez
over 9 years ago
let me point out that this CAN be interprited in at least two ways. considering that ir would be a reference to portal, the correct interpritation would be much more child friendly.
GumbyX
over 9 years ago
@GuardianTempest: Its sad but true. Mario is just a naive little plumber.

I'm surprised that he still wants cake after "cake". Be happy with what you get, you gluten!
Merlynn
over 9 years ago
You mean this? http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=245

But then,most game humor has been done. I say we give Jo a Mulligan on this. Besides,who doesn't love Peach getting naughty?
Anonymoose
over 9 years ago
The pie is a lie.
SRG
over 9 years ago
Didn't they have a huge cosplay fetish in a earlier comic?
Batabii
over 9 years ago
@gimmethegepgun: thanks for that :D
Batabii
over 9 years ago
Why does he keep his hat and gloves on? Or at least the hat. We've seen mario without his hat before.
TheyCallMeTomu
over 9 years ago
I love it. Either Peach is a sex fiend, and Mario doesn't care about sex, or Mario just wants nookie but Peach never puts out.
DAH, THESE WEEL FAP
over 9 years ago
SUCK MAH BIRD
TheVampirate
over 9 years ago
well he at least got some hot coffee.
Texver
over 9 years ago
Don't you guys know?

It's not a web comic unless it's got this joke.

I enjoyed it.
Baka Mazoku
over 9 years ago
Oh Peach, haven't you learnt yet. Mario just wants a cake. Sex is just too much for him, just like Shirou Emiya. ^_^
Calzone
over 9 years ago
Oh look, it's that joke that everyone who makes a gaming comic makes.

Software2
over 9 years ago
Dear Mario,
Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you.
-Peach, Super Mario 64

If you think this is just a portal joke, guess again. Also, multiple comics making the same pop-culture reference? SHOCKING!
Battlesniper
over 9 years ago
Yeah, but this Peach is actually cute compared to that scary woman that VGcats put out.
Scooter
over 9 years ago
The cake is a lie.
gimmethegepgun
over 9 years ago
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=245
Steal'd
Sam
over 9 years ago
Ew, naked italian male. Make it go away.
Frank
over 9 years ago
@zerpaderpderp: This joke has not only been kicked by everyone, but raped, murdered, and shit on by every living person on Earth.
Random Lurker
over 9 years ago
Link pls?
The more you know
over 9 years ago
@HSektor

VGCats did a comic about this exactly, complete with alternate ending portal reference
HSektor
over 9 years ago
I already saw that before, but i can't remember where
zerpaderpderp
over 9 years ago
I don't want to sound like a jackass, but I will anyway.

A bit too similar to a strip on VG Cats.
GuardianTempest
over 9 years ago
Agree w/ Cyclone, also Mario does not get what 'The Cake' is.




OT- MvC3, closer than I imagined.
GuardianTempest
over 9 years ago
3rd!!! HAHA

EDIT: NOT Ninja'd
The Internet
over 9 years ago
Rule 34? In my webcomic?

It's more likely than you think.
Cyclone Duke
over 9 years ago
Loving peach's face in the first panel