What people are saying about "In Soviet Russia..."
In Soviet Russia...
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Schrikvis
about 10 years ago
Are92?
Are you here just to screw with my mind?
Dan
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_44944]@tradingmaster[/url]: You're wrong. We are here the same people as everyone else, got sense of humour. (The other thing is that almost nobody (!!) in Russia knows that tetris is russian game o_O)
tradingmaster
over 11 years ago
you know who live in Russia can understand it like a bad thinking about Russian people. But i understood that - it is funny and humoristic, because tetris atb real you can play in real life
FenixStryk
over 11 years ago
In Soviet Russia, bus rides YOU!
over 11 years ago
DON'T UNDERSTAND
over 11 years ago
For people who doesn't understand, when a tetris line is formed, the line gets deleted.
over 11 years ago
wow this is brilliant
Style
over 11 years ago
Is it just me, or do others start to hear the Tetris music play in their heads when they realize what this one is parodying?
Solokov
over 11 years ago
It appears that the businessman on the left had a directional charge suitcase bomb designed to go off at knee level, thus you see the results when it went off prematurely. Unfortunately a very common occurrence in Moscow.
Westy543
over 11 years ago
When this finally made sense, I laughed so hard.
AJ
over 11 years ago
Best comic ever. In Soviet Russia...
Batabii
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_43107]@Alex[/url]: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tetrominoes_IJLO_STZ_Worlds.svg I'm guessing this was in the manuals too. [url=#user_comment_43103] @aceofscarabs[/url] oh my bad, you're right. See above.
penis kicker
over 11 years ago
nose is big and fat all gets in the way of my eyes
penis kicker
over 11 years ago
nose is big and fat all gets in the way of my eyes
penis kicker
over 11 years ago
nose is big and fat all gets in the way of my eyes
penis kicker
over 11 years ago
nose is big and fat all gets in the way of my eyes
penis kicker
over 11 years ago
nose is big and fat all gets in the way of my eyes
penis kicker
over 11 years ago
nose is big and fat all gets in the way of my eyes
penis kicker
over 11 years ago
nose is big and fat all gets in the way of my eyes
penis kicker
over 11 years ago
nose is big and fat all gets in the way of my eyes
beefass
over 11 years ago
hey im rely gay right ow
mc_shi
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
faggot
over 11 years ago
im so stupid i loev this comic i hate jokes
Scout
over 11 years ago
You should have said goodbye to your kneecaps Knuckleheads!
Frank
over 11 years ago
@Seriously?: Some people usually try to understand the comic before looking at the author's comment at the bottom. There's no need to act better than anyone...
Seriously?
over 11 years ago
It took some people "a moment" to get the joke?
Even though the joke gets explained right below the comic?
Christ no wonder you guys find this good
Alex
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_43099]@Batabii[/url] [citation needed]
Zogar
over 11 years ago
In a sense Tetris is like pharaon's curse - soviet uberweapon, that transcends even the country, in which it was created. It will be main weapon of next Intergalactic War.
AceOfScarabs
over 11 years ago
Reverse L is more of a J.
Batabii
over 11 years ago
OK before anyone makes up any more stupid names, the blocks are called:

Z S O I T L and REVERSE L.
Trollnonymous
over 11 years ago
What would happen if you got a tetris? would they all transcend this planar existence in an epic flash created from Tetris God himself? bah, screw it. they'd explode like watermelon under gallagher.
SRG
over 11 years ago
frank west is playable in 2 player co-op in dead rising 2?
So one can finally take awesome photos of someone shoryuken a zombie into a electric chair.
Overacheiver
over 11 years ago
And at first, I thought it was because a bus hit them.
Silly video game logic.
Davtwan
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_43038]@Batabii[/url]: Ah, there's the misunderstanding then. Jo's commentary of the page is in the main page rather than this comments page. (Honestly, I think Jo's commentary should also pop up here if people read the pages in the comments page than the main one.)
Anonymoose
over 11 years ago
@A Bag of Tetris-Pieces: (Damnit!)

Can I have a long one please? Why must these infernal blocks tease?
Anonymoose
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_43057]@Merc[/url]: Then I see that I have misjudged it, I should have not nudged it after all...
Ghaelen The Red
over 11 years ago
Also, if you wanted to make an even more vague Tetris joke, you should have included the palace taking of like a rocket in the background of the last panel. XP
Ghaelen The Red
over 11 years ago
You know, I instantly knew what this was about at the first panel. I grew up watching my mother obsessively play Tetris, and that palace has been burned into my brain.

Still, what a way to go. XD
Plasticveg
over 11 years ago
I dread to see what a T block or squiggly would look like
A Bag of Tetris-Pieces
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_43057]@Merc[/url] Then I see that I have misjudged it! I should not have nudged it after all...
scout is tetris
over 11 years ago
BLOODY BRILLIANT
StarPilot
over 11 years ago
@Gentlemanne w/ Hats: In Soviet Russia, Hats wear Gentlemanne. In Nerf Now, Tetris explode legs.
SRG
over 11 years ago
so I take it we will get a oregan trail comic next?
Random Lurker
over 11 years ago
Oh... My... Dog...
That is the best thing ever.
Though, it really needs your comment on the bottom to make sense, because I'm a little slow.
Gentlemanne w/ Hats
over 11 years ago
I still don't get it. Can someone explain this to a simpleton? XD
iSpycheck
over 11 years ago
Oh shit.
mew4ever23
over 11 years ago
Took a few minutes to get the joke, but it was good.
Shareazu
over 11 years ago
took a moment to understand this. anyway, no heavy reference? D:
Anonymous
over 11 years ago
Fun fact: the man who created Tetris was from Russia.
Merc
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_43053]@Frank[/url]: Sometimes it seems that to move blocks is fine. And the lines will be formed as they fall...
Bob
over 11 years ago
Only took me a second to get it. Nice one.
I'd image that Russian bus drivers hate it when this happens.
Richardson
over 11 years ago
First I was :/
Then :?
Then :D
Frank
over 11 years ago
@Anonymous McGee: NO NO. WE'RE NOT DOING THAT AGAIN. NO.
Anonymous McGee
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_43039]@Anonymoose[/url]: They come down, and I spin them around 'till they fit in the ground like hand in glove!
Dusekkar
over 11 years ago
Took me a minute to figure this out.
Great lolz were given.
Alasdair
over 11 years ago
I lol'd.
Devhawk124
over 11 years ago
Clever.
Anonymoose
over 11 years ago
I am the man who arranges the blocks that fall upon me from up above.
Batabii
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_42989]@Davtwan[/url]: Where? I only read these comics in Comment view.
Sigurther
over 11 years ago
Without reading the tagline, this took me a moment to get. Delay in brain functionality notwithstanding, teh funnay!
The God of Tetris
over 11 years ago
LINE PIECE!LINE PIECE!LINE PIECE!LINE PIECE!LINE PIECE!LINE PIECE!LINE PIECE!LINE PIECE!LINE PIECE!!
L-Block
over 11 years ago
Fuck Z and S blocks
That is all
Aries
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_43016]@Jack[/url]: I love this song ^_^
fishbulb
over 11 years ago
In the USSR, being Tetris'd was an actual state punishment. Fun fact.
Esproc
over 11 years ago
Hahaahahaaha

The numbers among my ranks continue to grow!
Scuffles
over 11 years ago
Tetricese, you are truly a cruel and vengeful god!

Awesome comic!
Russian bus driver
over 11 years ago
They didnt pay for a ride...
meh
over 11 years ago
meh...
derp
over 11 years ago
Who else started singing the Tetris theme music when they got to the last panel?
~X~
over 11 years ago
In Soviet Russia, bus cuts off you!
Harry
over 11 years ago
Excellent, just excellent!
freshmeatt
over 11 years ago
Just wow.
legice
over 11 years ago
it took me some time,but when I got it... xD
Dave
over 11 years ago
So... the bus had a sawblade sticking out?
2033
over 11 years ago
First time in weeks i Loled hard.
Jack
over 11 years ago
reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
Lien
over 11 years ago
LINE PIECE!
A Reader
over 11 years ago
oh gawd nerfnow is a racist? I DIDN'T KNOW
StarPilot
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_42993]@SRG[/url]: Agh, how could dees happen? WHO BLED ON MY FEET?!
Alex
over 11 years ago
I don't remember NerfNow being this dark. This one is funny though.
Comicreader13
over 11 years ago
I did NOT saw that coming, I'll admit that
SF Legend
over 11 years ago
When I got it I shat tetrominos.
Malhavoc
over 11 years ago
Where's the Squiggily?!
Salganos
over 11 years ago
Gruesomely hilarious.
over 11 years ago
Wow I can't believe how clever that is. I actually had to think for a second
ArmsAreLoud
over 11 years ago
This is the kind of cleverness I expect of this comic. Well done, took me a little while to get.
1hp
over 11 years ago
makes you wonder what the --__ piece would have looked like
Chozo
over 11 years ago
L Square Line Square Reverse L
Regulith
over 11 years ago
For some reason I thought the joke was "In Soviet Russia, bus ride you", thus the bus drove by and ran them over, but the Tetris thing is even funnier
SRG
over 11 years ago
This is why Heavy never takes the bus.
He hates getting blood on his new shoes.
line breaker
over 11 years ago
that took a while to get it!
Mad Cow
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_42963]@Mac[/url]: Who says Macs don't run slow :P
Davtwan
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_42961]@Batabii[/url]: It's not that vague. I mean Jo even says Tetris right there in the comments at the bottom.
MechWarrior
over 11 years ago
Huh, I just got it. Took awhile.
over 11 years ago
ohhh ...lol i get it "In soviet russia tetris plays you"
regnar
over 11 years ago
78uh I will give you a hint "in soviet Russia"
Too Lazy To Login
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_42976]@78uh[/url]: The people are Tetris pieces, and when a line is filled in Tetris, what happens?
78uh
over 11 years ago
I really dont get this, can someone please explain this.
Worst
over 11 years ago
Yay Karesh, I was thinking of that video too. A Complete History of the Soviet Union, Arranged to the Tune of Tetris
regnar
over 11 years ago
thanks to this there will now be a version of tetris that has humans as the pieces
lijeu
over 11 years ago
huh i dont get it
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_42961]@Batabii[/url] why... yes. YES IT COULD!
Tetris God
over 11 years ago
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE PIECEEEE!
Mac
over 11 years ago
...Oh. Oh God. I get the joke.
Batabii
over 11 years ago
@Cars have faces: 囗_囗
Cars have faces
over 11 years ago
Russian Bus Sign is not amused.
Batabii
over 11 years ago
Wow, could this joke be any more vague?
Jonzay
over 11 years ago
Oh my.
Tsartomate
over 11 years ago
Ow, i see my home from here
Karesh
over 11 years ago
I am the man who arranges the blocks that fall down upon me from up above.
The Doctor
over 11 years ago
TETRIS HELL.
bitch of a whore
over 11 years ago
man, fuck that, shoulda built up til you could get a four way, noob.
Yuzuke
over 11 years ago
kinda scary.
StarPilot
over 11 years ago
Well that's some dark humor.
higgy
over 11 years ago
Third
A Bag of Opinions
over 11 years ago
...

*Chuckles*

Took me a'while.
rew
over 11 years ago
first