That's not really TvZ balance, that's just a Terran player who stuck to his guns after his strategy was proven ineffective. :)

I had a game like that in 3v3. One guy kept throwing MM and MMM blobs at us, and I had eight sieges on high ground. It did not end well for his blobs. Multiple times.

did no one notice that hes on blu now?

I love how there is a shitload of comments concerning Sniper's ass.

[url=#user_comment_40041]@BlitzWTF[/url]: Yeah, he's also Blu. This isn't the first time a slower class has switched to scout in order to do something faster. Remember: This comic shows stuff that happens on a server rather then actual characters in the game, so stuff like this works in the universe.

[url=#user_comment_40045]@Frank[/url]: im not going to jump to conclusions, but i think the guy who was doing it got banned, no clue if it happened or not, but when i first read the comic thoes post were all over it, and the next day ALL OF THEM were gone... so im prity dang shure they actualy got banned (or whatever you call it)

[url=#user_comment_40057]@klhdsngpiherg[/url]: *Plays elevator music*

Next comic; 10 panels of the Pyro slowly receiving and opening the envelope.

[url=#user_comment_40058]@Lien[/url] it worked for me :D

[url=#user_comment_40057]@klhdsngpiherg[/url]: Just stare into her ass... That'll make you patient.

UPDATE THE GODDAMNED COMIC ALREADY

this might help for an explanation watch the whole video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s&feature=player_embedded

Chibi-medic isn't a hat. The heavy is actually a misc item for the medic.

I though it'd be about the nerfed Heavy sandvich.

oh an by the way, i think blu spy is gonna get brutally mauled, wanna see pyro get his revenge?
watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwFkZ8AUyig

Damn, that's a lot of photonotes on her butt.

[url=#user_comment_40007]@alexthegreat[/url]: why must you alway reveal me!

[url=#user_comment_40045]@FRank[/url] I'll believe that if they do get trading out within a month (and not valve time months either).

[url=#user_comment_40041]@BlitZWTF[/url]: Dual classing will most likely be one of what-if things they'll do (or rather, did) in the future.

Uhh, is that heavy a scout..?

If the Terran hadn't built so many reapers and later Marauders, he could have a lot of (~50) marines ready right after the Zerg spent all his banelings in the first attack.

The Zerg pinch attack at the end was simply brilliant

Just to inform you all, the one who sniper-tan cheated with was the Blu spy, not the red spy. That is all. Also I just noticed there's no FRANK/ZACK IS <insert object in comic here>. Now that I pointed it out, it will either happen again, or people will talk about it.

@Matched Player: a pawn? what??

I just stumbled a pawn this today... read it all... and now im just like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
I kinda want to know what happens next. like right neow.

It's the other way around for Terran VS Zerg. The Terran player in that vid was just terribad.

so the pyro is getting a update?

Sniper: Watch out for the Headhumpers Heavy!
Heavy: NU!

MEDIC IS HAT!

Think he crafted that hat?

we require more vespene gas

shit dude, snipah-tan got caught

Why must you taunt me Jo!

need more

This is all kinds of win :D

@Black Dragon: That's not how apostrophes work.

The heavy! He brought it back to base!

DUN DUN DUNNNN.

Oh I see we finally got a proper yukkuri comment now, thank you Frank.

Take it easy.

If its rated M, that means no porn. Thats rated A/O D:.

Green Spy makes grand appearance, ganks everyone, the end.

[url=#user_comment_39994]@Jessop[/url]: OH SHI- that'd be awesome! xDD

[url=#user_comment_39957]@Spy[/url]: Run, run I'm coming for you!

Ooooh boy...something srs gonna go down!

Wait, doesnt this mean that whoever took the photo had to be equipped with the camera beard?

She should take it slow down those stairs. Don't want to hurt yourself.

I'm gonna laugh my ass off if it turns out that the red spy from the previous romance strip with the soldier turned out to have disguised as the blue sniper to get with the blue spy.

You fools, it has nothing to do with sniper-tan, it will be a picture of pyro from his time as an engineer with engie-tan

[url=#user_comment_39989]@Serathis[/url] Yes, but they changed teams to deliver this news. Heavy used to be BLU team until the Heavy-tan replaced him. He knew Pyro and Sniper well and likely feels that as a friend of both they deserve to be honest with eachother.

Please Valve, please make it an happy end for everybody =(
I want an happy realtionship between Pyro and Sniper!

Werent they like... red?

what if, aside from the porn, there is evidence in that folder about who is in charge of the RED team... and the BLU team?

oh, oh, oh... Now things will burn. Buuuurn.

The picture of scoot hoovy with the loli medic as his hat is possibly one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.



Also, considering what was apparently in that briefcase, is it safe to assume that BLU keeps pornography of it's employees and their mothers on hand at all times? O_o

lol what was porn doing in the half life folder?

Real World 2Fort..When Pyro's stop being polite... and start getting real.

@JUST SOME GUY: YOU'LL BEAR HIS CHILDREN THROUGH PARASITICAL MEANS. ALSO MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON IS STUCK TOO. ALSO, IS THAT HANDSHAKE SEXUAL?

[url=#user_comment_39968]@PlasmaDragon[/url]: Sources? on MY Gelbooru?

I don't think this is going to be as bad as everyone thinks, he will see the date of the photo, realize it was when he called her useless, see that she is actually mournful of what she did, and he will take the photo and roast it with his flame thrower.

Then team-switch and roast a spy.

waitwaitwait you mean that arc will finally conclude?! OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW, IF I WERE A WOMAN I WOULD BEAR YOUR CHILDREN, BUT I'M NOT, SO HOW BOUT A FIRM HANDSHAKE INSTEAD!?

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=520289

Found this today, Jo. Thought you'd find it pretty funny, even if that parody set is over.

So...from what I've gathered so far...

Zerg < Terran < Prot-ass

...am I correct?

oooooohhh... boy... Blackmail...

I hate you spy... i hate you sooooo much...

While I'm at it, Dimaga (the Zerg in the replay) is obviously extremely skilled, and knows his race. He's currently in the process of changing to Terran. :P

That replay seems kind of silly to use as a balance argument since Dimaga completely outplayed Muslim. The failed reapers drained a ton of resources, and the surrounding battles went perfectly.

*Looks at Sniper-Tan arriving, then at Pyro*

Oh, no! This is bad. How could this happen?

Oh shit I better hide

shit just got real.

And it seems Pyro had just resigned to his new role too...

Unfortunately, Heavy has awesome heterosexual life partner tendancies and thinks Pyro needs to know of these photos.

Cue massive raeg and defection?

Why did everyone say "poor sniper tan" etc?

She's a fucking whore who cheated on Pyro. What a slut.

the leather sewn piece finally gets to the bow-woman and wood burner house.
the Bow-woman isn't so surprised

Oh....snap.

I'm....I'm scared, sarge!

Holy moley. This is going to be intense...

truly a sad day for the BLU team, losing their sniper

"Why don't you respawn honey" said the pyro while crying

this was infact a new war mode the announcer was making

Death match it is called, No one spawns anymore this is the last war for the BLU and RED.

what will the poor pyro do.....

while pyro is saddened with grief, suddenly cloaking sound, the blu spy was infact A RED SPY

" All according to plan " said the spy while lightening his new RED team cigarette, then the spy vanished

... I kept telling everyone Lolis were the new fashionable headwear of this century, but they thought me mad! Now who's mad?!

Pyro will go rogue and join the red team
he'll be almost invincible like driven by anger
at the last possible moment when he almost kills the spy
the sniper jumps out of nowhere, to the path of the axe that pyro is swinging to kill the spy
sad moments

@my thoughts: Burn? Considering all of the nerfs he's had (for fire damage(which also started all of this)), things will more likely become lightly browned.

Snaper-Chan married an ax Murderer

.....poor pyro....

whatch it not be sniper tan and everyone freak out (lolz)

pyro gonna burn shit when he see's this

LET WARS BEGIN

Ohshit.

Attack of the civilian heavy!

Oh shit.

Its about to GET REAL.

SPAH IS GOING TO BE BURNED!

Also. Dat ass.

The pyro will not be please...
(._.)

I hate Heavy-Scouts

I want loli medic headgear nao!!!

>Horrible Terran Player vs Amazing Zerg Player
>Represents balance.
>My face.

Now we see what happens

I JUST GOT WHAT WAS ON THE PICTURE.

SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

Any one remember him way back?


Considering how the briefcase had ton of blu engineer stuff in it we can safely say she in this drama as well.

Back in the day, Heavy used to be their teammate. When he saw naughty pictures of Sniper with the Spy, he realized Sniper and Pyro needed help. So he's returned to save their relationship. Part wandering hero, part Dr Phil.

Shit's about to get real...

*Snaps Photo* Drama, excellent PP! *Heavy, Pyro, and Sniper all turn towards him*

Erm, I mean... just, capturing the moment?

Dat eye...
Dat hat...

dat ace!

[url=#user_comment_39898]@Kryptik[/url]: Loli Medic hat. It comes free with every purchase of To Catch a Predator DVD.

So...RED Heavy has become BLU Heavy!Scout....so what is Loli Medic now?

If it is Sniper/Spy photos it would likely make teamwork on blu's side go to hell, which is why heavy and loli-medic would bring it to pyro. And the best place to hide it would be blu's intel as that would be the last place blu team would look for it (if they were looking for it at all).

The Heavy and Medic remind me of the Big Daddys and Little Sisters from BioShock.

Oh, hudda. Here comes drama. I'm guessing the photo is Sniper-tan and Spy having an affair behind Pyro's back. And Pyro will find out. Heartbreak!

poor pyro.

lol, loved the heavyscoot xD

also, lolimedic is blu team nao, somebody go tell pyro Jr! (well, no one else pointed it out, did they?)

i didnt have time to log in, i had to post my theory.

idk, maby the intel has stuff like future updates, and thier so bad that medic's young sould would be devoured by any update made by VALVe,

or maby its scouts mum, or something sickening about sniper tan (or pyro..)

Terran played VERY badly in that game. Going for unsupported bio against banelings is a terrible terrible idea. A couple siege tanks, medivacs and some banshee/vikings, and it would have been a VERY different game.

Sam & Max might be viable for a game of their own ... shit ... grilled ...

I'm sure I'm not the only one that said, I recognize that assshot. So we finally see the conclusion of the Homewrecker arc. What could the intel be, if it could make you change sides it must be big. And to change from a heavy to a scout, even bigger. What could it be...?

Taking all bets!

you should so tell me ur username
= w=
we can play together

Sam and Max might be viable for more than an arc, perhaps a comic of their own?
:-P

What could this all mean?

Also, d'ya think that Sam & Max would be viable for an arc?

http://i33.tinypic.com/9ucl07.jpg

I found this funny because IdrA, like one of the top Zerg players now demands Terrans to apologize for playing Terran because he finds them too OP.

Please, Jo. That match was won by Zerg because Dimaga has a godly micro and flank comprehension while Demuslim stubbornly stayed with bio ground even though their previous confrontation involving banelings. He should have went air immediately after but continued to build 7 (7!) barracks.

A couple of people on the previous page must've guessed right.

Also Heavy Scout?!

...yyyyyeeeeaaahh... I don't get it.

If it is what we think it is, why would RED Heavy care enough to change sides just so he could bring it back over to show BLU Pyro? And bring Mini-Medic with him to boot?

Wait I get how this is SUPPOSED to work. But why would this info be in blu suitcase if it was their intel couldn't pyro find it easily?

Poor pyro, he will know all the truth soon...

OOOOHOOOO I KNOW WHAT THAT PICTURE IS

Dun dun duuuuun!

I KNEW IT!

Oh ... so this is that anticipated continuation of that Sniper and Pyro arc. Nice.

Wait a minute, doesn't it mean that *this* page is the plot hook?

[url=#user_comment_39837]@Godot[/url]: gtfo my account

spoiler (guesing) alert
obviously =D, its teh red spy's porn photo of him and bluu sniper from last arc =P, scouts mom comment was win though xD

[url=#user_comment_39832]@somefag[/url]: Ass-shots are 100% obligatory when Sniper-tan is involved. Which explains why its mainly her ass in the shot.

Oh yeah, I waited so long for the Story of Sniper-Tan and Pyro.

One thing I can say now, this days will be filled with waiting for the next Comics, and it will be Epic ^^

I want a loli medic hat now.

Pornography starring your Sniper wife will be worst thing that will happen to you today...

THE PLOT THICKENS AND DRAMA IS IN THE AIR!

You juts had to put that asshot,didn't you?

Heavy reads plot wants in on action?

"Honey, there's something I need to tell you..."

seems that spy in the corner of her bedroom was really there...

what just happend