What people are saying about "Bad News Travel Fast"
Bad News Travel Fast
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Nohra
over 11 years ago
That's not really TvZ balance, that's just a Terran player who stuck to his guns after his strategy was proven ineffective. :)

I had a game like that in 3v3. One guy kept throwing MM and MMM blobs at us, and I had eight sieges on high ground. It did not end well for his blobs. Multiple times.
Chris
over 11 years ago
did no one notice that hes on blu now?
Ze Spy
over 11 years ago
I love how there is a shitload of comments concerning Sniper's ass.
ArmsAreLoud
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_40041]@BlitzWTF[/url]: Yeah, he's also Blu. This isn't the first time a slower class has switched to scout in order to do something faster. Remember: This comic shows stuff that happens on a server rather then actual characters in the game, so stuff like this works in the universe.
Sinez
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_40045]@Frank[/url]: im not going to jump to conclusions, but i think the guy who was doing it got banned, no clue if it happened or not, but when i first read the comic thoes post were all over it, and the next day ALL OF THEM were gone... so im prity dang shure they actualy got banned (or whatever you call it)
A Bag of Opinions
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_40057]@klhdsngpiherg[/url]: *Plays elevator music*
DM1293
over 11 years ago
Next comic; 10 panels of the Pyro slowly receiving and opening the envelope.
:0
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_40058]@Lien[/url] it worked for me :D
Lien
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_40057]@klhdsngpiherg[/url]: Just stare into her ass... That'll make you patient.
klhdsngpiherg
over 11 years ago
UPDATE THE GODDAMNED COMIC ALREADY
Tzeentch
over 11 years ago
this might help for an explanation watch the whole video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s&feature=player_embedded
Sam
over 11 years ago
Chibi-medic isn't a hat. The heavy is actually a misc item for the medic.
Dt
over 11 years ago
I though it'd be about the nerfed Heavy sandvich.
codename: slenderman
over 11 years ago
oh an by the way, i think blu spy is gonna get brutally mauled, wanna see pyro get his revenge?
watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwFkZ8AUyig
Michael
over 11 years ago
Damn, that's a lot of photonotes on her butt.
codename: slenderman
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_40007]@alexthegreat[/url]: why must you alway reveal me!
msg
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_40045]@FRank[/url] I'll believe that if they do get trading out within a month (and not valve time months either).
Frank
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_40041]@BlitZWTF[/url]: Dual classing will most likely be one of what-if things they'll do (or rather, did) in the future.
BlitZWTF
over 11 years ago
Uhh, is that heavy a scout..?
unicode
over 11 years ago
If the Terran hadn't built so many reapers and later Marauders, he could have a lot of (~50) marines ready right after the Zerg spent all his banelings in the first attack.

The Zerg pinch attack at the end was simply brilliant
Frank
over 11 years ago
Just to inform you all, the one who sniper-tan cheated with was the Blu spy, not the red spy. That is all. Also I just noticed there's no FRANK/ZACK IS <insert object in comic here>. Now that I pointed it out, it will either happen again, or people will talk about it.
Batabii
over 11 years ago
@Matched Player: a pawn? what??
Matched Player
over 11 years ago
I just stumbled a pawn this today... read it all... and now im just like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
I kinda want to know what happens next. like right neow.
lolno
over 11 years ago
It's the other way around for Terran VS Zerg. The Terran player in that vid was just terribad.
necronis
over 11 years ago
so the pyro is getting a update?
Ice cream for recalls
over 11 years ago
Sniper: Watch out for the Headhumpers Heavy!
Heavy: NU!
GUYMAN
over 11 years ago
MEDIC IS HAT!
Bookman
over 11 years ago
Think he crafted that hat?
kerotan
over 11 years ago
we require more vespene gas
Nyeh?
over 11 years ago
shit dude, snipah-tan got caught
Ghostkill
over 11 years ago
Why must you taunt me Jo!
Tzeentch
over 11 years ago
need more
Juice
over 11 years ago
This is all kinds of win :D
Batabii
over 11 years ago
@Black Dragon: That's not how apostrophes work.
Derp
over 11 years ago
The heavy! He brought it back to base!

DUN DUN DUNNNN.
Frag-ile
over 11 years ago
Oh I see we finally got a proper yukkuri comment now, thank you Frank.

Take it easy.
over 11 years ago
If its rated M, that means no porn. Thats rated A/O D:.
Trlol
over 11 years ago
Green Spy makes grand appearance, ganks everyone, the end.
Shareazu
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_39994]@Jessop[/url]: OH SHI- that'd be awesome! xDD
Pyro_Daddy
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_39957]@Spy[/url]: Run, run I'm coming for you!
TheTwoTonHammer
over 11 years ago
Ooooh boy...something srs gonna go down!
Brian
over 11 years ago
Wait, doesnt this mean that whoever took the photo had to be equipped with the camera beard?
Dave
over 11 years ago
She should take it slow down those stairs. Don't want to hurt yourself.
Jessop
over 11 years ago
I'm gonna laugh my ass off if it turns out that the red spy from the previous romance strip with the soldier turned out to have disguised as the blue sniper to get with the blue spy.
TheorisGalore
over 11 years ago
You fools, it has nothing to do with sniper-tan, it will be a picture of pyro from his time as an engineer with engie-tan
Grim
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_39989]@Serathis[/url] Yes, but they changed teams to deliver this news. Heavy used to be BLU team until the Heavy-tan replaced him. He knew Pyro and Sniper well and likely feels that as a friend of both they deserve to be honest with eachother.
Dude-01
over 11 years ago
Please Valve, please make it an happy end for everybody =(
I want an happy realtionship between Pyro and Sniper!
Serathis
over 11 years ago
Werent they like... red?
ray10k
over 11 years ago
what if, aside from the porn, there is evidence in that folder about who is in charge of the RED team... and the BLU team?
Roderick
over 11 years ago
oh, oh, oh... Now things will burn. Buuuurn.
Internet Guy
over 11 years ago
The picture of scoot hoovy with the loli medic as his hat is possibly one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.



Also, considering what was apparently in that briefcase, is it safe to assume that BLU keeps pornography of it's employees and their mothers on hand at all times? O_o
spazhero
over 11 years ago
lol what was porn doing in the half life folder?
Black Dragon
over 11 years ago
Real World 2Fort..When Pyro's stop being polite... and start getting real.
Frank
over 11 years ago
@JUST SOME GUY: YOU'LL BEAR HIS CHILDREN THROUGH PARASITICAL MEANS. ALSO MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON IS STUCK TOO. ALSO, IS THAT HANDSHAKE SEXUAL?
Batabii
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_39968]@PlasmaDragon[/url]: Sources? on MY Gelbooru?
Necronner
over 11 years ago
I don't think this is going to be as bad as everyone thinks, he will see the date of the photo, realize it was when he called her useless, see that she is actually mournful of what she did, and he will take the photo and roast it with his flame thrower.

Then team-switch and roast a spy.
JUST SOME GUY
over 11 years ago
waitwaitwait you mean that arc will finally conclude?! OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW, IF I WERE A WOMAN I WOULD BEAR YOUR CHILDREN, BUT I'M NOT, SO HOW BOUT A FIRM HANDSHAKE INSTEAD!?
PlasmaDragon
over 11 years ago
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=520289

Found this today, Jo. Thought you'd find it pretty funny, even if that parody set is over.
A Bag of Opinions
over 11 years ago
So...from what I've gathered so far...

Zerg < Terran < Prot-ass

...am I correct?
Lien
over 11 years ago
oooooohhh... boy... Blackmail...

I hate you spy... i hate you sooooo much...
Doopliss
over 11 years ago
While I'm at it, Dimaga (the Zerg in the replay) is obviously extremely skilled, and knows his race. He's currently in the process of changing to Terran. :P
Doopliss
over 11 years ago
That replay seems kind of silly to use as a balance argument since Dimaga completely outplayed Muslim. The failed reapers drained a ton of resources, and the surrounding battles went perfectly.
Heavy
over 11 years ago
*Looks at Sniper-Tan arriving, then at Pyro*

Oh, no! This is bad. How could this happen?
Spy
over 11 years ago
Oh shit I better hide
anonamouse
over 11 years ago
shit just got real.
Cryssalid
over 11 years ago
And it seems Pyro had just resigned to his new role too...

Unfortunately, Heavy has awesome heterosexual life partner tendancies and thinks Pyro needs to know of these photos.

Cue massive raeg and defection?
hhh
over 11 years ago
Why did everyone say "poor sniper tan" etc?

She's a fucking whore who cheated on Pyro. What a slut.
dorf now presents: dorf
over 11 years ago
the leather sewn piece finally gets to the bow-woman and wood burner house.
the Bow-woman isn't so surprised
over 11 years ago
Oh....snap.

I'm....I'm scared, sarge!
QwertyPop
over 11 years ago
Holy moley. This is going to be intense...
Pertamax!
over 11 years ago
truly a sad day for the BLU team, losing their sniper

"Why don't you respawn honey" said the pyro while crying

this was infact a new war mode the announcer was making

Death match it is called, No one spawns anymore this is the last war for the BLU and RED.

what will the poor pyro do.....
Pertamax!
over 11 years ago
while pyro is saddened with grief, suddenly cloaking sound, the blu spy was infact A RED SPY

" All according to plan " said the spy while lightening his new RED team cigarette, then the spy vanished

Nezumi
over 11 years ago
... I kept telling everyone Lolis were the new fashionable headwear of this century, but they thought me mad! Now who's mad?!
Pertamax!
over 11 years ago
Pyro will go rogue and join the red team
he'll be almost invincible like driven by anger
at the last possible moment when he almost kills the spy
the sniper jumps out of nowhere, to the path of the axe that pyro is swinging to kill the spy
sad moments
StarPilot
over 11 years ago
@my thoughts: Burn? Considering all of the nerfs he's had (for fire damage(which also started all of this)), things will more likely become lightly browned.
LOL!
over 11 years ago
Snaper-Chan married an ax Murderer
zergling...
over 11 years ago
.....poor pyro....
Sinez
over 11 years ago
whatch it not be sniper tan and everyone freak out (lolz)
my thoughts
over 11 years ago
pyro gonna burn shit when he see's this

LET WARS BEGIN
DM1293
over 11 years ago
Ohshit.
Xenni~ ♪
over 11 years ago
Attack of the civilian heavy!
Merc
over 11 years ago
Oh shit.

Its about to GET REAL.

SPAH IS GOING TO BE BURNED!

Also. Dat ass.
The Continuation!
over 11 years ago
The pyro will not be please...
(._.)
Francis
over 11 years ago
I hate Heavy-Scouts
Heavy
over 11 years ago
I want loli medic headgear nao!!!
DeanyKong
over 11 years ago
>Horrible Terran Player vs Amazing Zerg Player
>Represents balance.
>My face.
MIke foxtrot
over 11 years ago
Now we see what happens
OH SNAP
over 11 years ago
I JUST GOT WHAT WAS ON THE PICTURE.

SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
so grey heavy came back to the ol' gang
over 11 years ago
Any one remember him way back?


Considering how the briefcase had ton of blu engineer stuff in it we can safely say she in this drama as well.
Regal
over 11 years ago
Back in the day, Heavy used to be their teammate. When he saw naughty pictures of Sniper with the Spy, he realized Sniper and Pyro needed help. So he's returned to save their relationship. Part wandering hero, part Dr Phil.
DK
over 11 years ago
Shit's about to get real...
Frank West
over 11 years ago
*Snaps Photo* Drama, excellent PP! *Heavy, Pyro, and Sniper all turn towards him*

Erm, I mean... just, capturing the moment?
Bob
over 11 years ago
Dat eye...
Dat hat...
Krktjtkrjrh
over 11 years ago
dat ace!
Frank
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_39898]@Kryptik[/url]: Loli Medic hat. It comes free with every purchase of To Catch a Predator DVD.
Kryptik
over 11 years ago
So...RED Heavy has become BLU Heavy!Scout....so what is Loli Medic now?
EvilWaffleThing
over 11 years ago
If it is Sniper/Spy photos it would likely make teamwork on blu's side go to hell, which is why heavy and loli-medic would bring it to pyro. And the best place to hide it would be blu's intel as that would be the last place blu team would look for it (if they were looking for it at all).
TheLizardKing
over 11 years ago
The Heavy and Medic remind me of the Big Daddys and Little Sisters from BioShock.
Pyro_Daddy
over 11 years ago
Oh, hudda. Here comes drama. I'm guessing the photo is Sniper-tan and Spy having an affair behind Pyro's back. And Pyro will find out. Heartbreak!
Soviet Bacon
over 11 years ago
poor pyro.
Shareazu
over 11 years ago
lol, loved the heavyscoot xD
Sinez
over 11 years ago
also, lolimedic is blu team nao, somebody go tell pyro Jr! (well, no one else pointed it out, did they?)
Sinez
over 11 years ago
i didnt have time to log in, i had to post my theory.

idk, maby the intel has stuff like future updates, and thier so bad that medic's young sould would be devoured by any update made by VALVe,

or maby its scouts mum, or something sickening about sniper tan (or pyro..)
Moleculor
over 11 years ago
Terran played VERY badly in that game. Going for unsupported bio against banelings is a terrible terrible idea. A couple siege tanks, medivacs and some banshee/vikings, and it would have been a VERY different game.
Yoyo007
over 11 years ago
Sam & Max might be viable for a game of their own ... shit ... grilled ...
MSG
over 11 years ago
I'm sure I'm not the only one that said, I recognize that assshot. So we finally see the conclusion of the Homewrecker arc. What could the intel be, if it could make you change sides it must be big. And to change from a heavy to a scout, even bigger. What could it be...?

Taking all bets!
iToxicMochii
over 11 years ago
you should so tell me ur username
= w=
we can play together
POrc
over 11 years ago
Sam and Max might be viable for more than an arc, perhaps a comic of their own?
:-P
G
over 11 years ago
What could this all mean?

Also, d'ya think that Sam & Max would be viable for an arc?
PlasmaDragon
over 11 years ago
http://i33.tinypic.com/9ucl07.jpg

I found this funny because IdrA, like one of the top Zerg players now demands Terrans to apologize for playing Terran because he finds them too OP.
PlasmaDragon
over 11 years ago
Please, Jo. That match was won by Zerg because Dimaga has a godly micro and flank comprehension while Demuslim stubbornly stayed with bio ground even though their previous confrontation involving banelings. He should have went air immediately after but continued to build 7 (7!) barracks.
Jake'm
over 11 years ago
A couple of people on the previous page must've guessed right.

Also Heavy Scout?!
LaserShark
over 11 years ago
...yyyyyeeeeaaahh... I don't get it.

If it is what we think it is, why would RED Heavy care enough to change sides just so he could bring it back over to show BLU Pyro? And bring Mini-Medic with him to boot?
Wait...
over 11 years ago
Wait I get how this is SUPPOSED to work. But why would this info be in blu suitcase if it was their intel couldn't pyro find it easily?
Adria_Penguin
over 11 years ago
Poor pyro, he will know all the truth soon...
Pertamax!
over 11 years ago
OOOOHOOOO I KNOW WHAT THAT PICTURE IS
Zak Canard
over 11 years ago
Dun dun duuuuun!
jack123
over 11 years ago
I KNEW IT!
Lee Zher Huei
over 11 years ago
Oh ... so this is that anticipated continuation of that Sniper and Pyro arc. Nice.

Wait a minute, doesn't it mean that *this* page is the plot hook?
Godot
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_39837]@Godot[/url]: gtfo my account
spoiltroll
over 11 years ago
spoiler (guesing) alert
obviously =D, its teh red spy's porn photo of him and bluu sniper from last arc =P, scouts mom comment was win though xD
Chris
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_39832]@somefag[/url]: Ass-shots are 100% obligatory when Sniper-tan is involved. Which explains why its mainly her ass in the shot.
The Anon known as Ivan
over 11 years ago
Oh yeah, I waited so long for the Story of Sniper-Tan and Pyro.

One thing I can say now, this days will be filled with waiting for the next Comics, and it will be Epic ^^
Godot
over 11 years ago
I want a loli medic hat now.
Indeed...
over 11 years ago
Pornography starring your Sniper wife will be worst thing that will happen to you today...
somefag
over 11 years ago
THE PLOT THICKENS AND DRAMA IS IN THE AIR!

You juts had to put that asshot,didn't you?
Herp
over 11 years ago
Heavy reads plot wants in on action?
Sniper-Tan
over 11 years ago
"Honey, there's something I need to tell you..."
Vidi Kitty
over 11 years ago
seems that spy in the corner of her bedroom was really there...
what
over 11 years ago
what just happend