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ASCII adventures
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Lobster
almost 9 years ago
It took me a while to realize that "____ has died in the heat" really means "____ has jumped into lava so hot he died before he hit the surface."
almost 9 years ago
Diggles, is it you? I missed you!!!
Otis
almost 9 years ago
@Frank West: Can i come too? They fired me for stealing a helicopter. But i told them i was saving lives! ;(

Oh and what happen to jessie? She's still around?
Scarecrow
almost 9 years ago
http://df.magmawiki.com/images/1/1a/Carp_escape.jpg

There will be many laughs to be had in Dwarf Fortress.
SRG
almost 9 years ago
@Phoenix Wright: wait didn't you get debarred and live on as a piano playin' drunk!
wow
almost 9 years ago
dumb comments on every picture

ZACK IS, ZACK IS, POWW
.
almost 9 years ago
fallout 3 would be niceerrr
codename: slenderman
almost 9 years ago
this will be my last p-p-*static*-post. as my mind fades, i only look at wah-*bzzzzt* what direction nerfnow is==*bzzzzzzzzzT**bzzzt*q274gfnb- pointing to,mguergtt7, my last words=:WR:@#R::; do not, under anY CiCUmsTanCE, do youomhn4iow7g5t512wctv [email protected]#$___________________ (system failure)
A Bag of Opinions
almost 9 years ago
Well, tried it...and somehow the basics got me all confuzalded...

...and the wiki did nothing for me...

...oh well.
Batabii
almost 9 years ago
@chocolate waffle: INTERRUMPED
MCburnist
almost 9 years ago
Yeah it's a fun game if you can wrap your head around it. My first few magma traps ended up incinerating my fortress, what joy.
EnragedFilia
almost 9 years ago
So? That just means it's a crossover.

And yes, everyone should download dwarf fortress and proceed to learn a great deal about stone.
Kagrenac
almost 9 years ago
Damned Engineers stealing my Tools!
Phoenix Wright
almost 9 years ago
OBJECTION!

Are you all blind? This is NO DF comic! I mean, just look at the bottom(Points to the spy and flamethrower)

This is a fake-out, most of you are idiots. That is all your honor.
chocolate waffle
almost 9 years ago
JO CANCELS TF2 ARC: INTERRUMPED BY CARP
A Bag of Opinions
almost 9 years ago
Sooo...is it recommended that those who haven't play Drawf Fortress download it now?

Or should I just stay in the deep, dark pits of my ignorance...
strangething
almost 9 years ago
@SRG: <i>Oh and I hope this has lots of Blood... or it won't be DF with out it.</i>

And vomit. Don't forget the vomit.
Le Shad
almost 9 years ago
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Derpy MacDerpo
almost 9 years ago
Just who the fuck is Zack?
:)
almost 9 years ago
Dwarf Fortress is good too....

Very good....
Frank West
almost 9 years ago
Excuuuuuse me? No Dead Rising Comic? I thought we were close Jo, I thought you'd put me before TF2 for once....

I'm gonna go cover a war, somewhere far away. *Sniff*
BallongFörsäljaren
almost 9 years ago
Dwarf fortress? You're making a arc about GNOMES?! ...oh wait, never mind.
ray10k
almost 9 years ago
@GraveZombie: I've got dwarf fortress and I really rock at it. All my dwarves have died of thrist.

there. fixed it for you. NO fortress complete without a dehydration-fueled tantrum spiral.
ray10k
almost 9 years ago
love this game, too bad I suck so bad I have to turn off invaders to survive for more than two years.
XD
almost 9 years ago
so, pyro finally found out about sniper-tan and spy
Khan
almost 9 years ago
Who the fuck are Zack and Frank and why should we care?
anonamouse
almost 9 years ago
Fook yea
Anonomous
almost 9 years ago
This is pure awesome.
Even though I never could figure that darned game out.
Enguhl
almost 9 years ago
Pfft, like you get a chance to dig too deep before the carp kill you.
A Fan
almost 9 years ago
Pyros would probably find dorfs amusing for a time, but boring in the long run. Where's the fun in something that doesn't even realize that it's on fire? What's that? Fire spreads in this game? Happy Pyros!
SRG
almost 9 years ago
there are very little webcomics making jokes or references to SoA:C2:dwarf fortress the only one I know is three panel soul. the rest seem to be ridding on the mainstream bandwagon. Oh and I hope this has lots of Blood... or it won't be DF with out it.
Batabii
almost 9 years ago
Needs moar graphics.
Alex
almost 9 years ago
Dwarf Fortress has infinite potential for comedy. I want to see this so much.

But what about SC2? I thought you were going to do at least one strip about it.
Dusk
almost 9 years ago
Oh lord yes, do it!
Roflstomper
almost 9 years ago
This is a troll, right? I thought the Sniper/Pyro/Spy arc had the most requests.
Herp Derp
almost 9 years ago
2cat lol
Naes Draw
almost 9 years ago
Oh wow. Too awesome!
usbfridge
almost 9 years ago
Who exactly is zack?
almost 9 years ago
\o/

yay!
Nick
almost 9 years ago
OMFG NO FRIGGIN WAY

THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT
Psychoceramics
almost 9 years ago
I am looking forward to this all ASCII version of Nerf Now!
danvolodar
almost 9 years ago
OH HELL YES, DF!
<3 Jo
Tampashrew
almost 9 years ago
What the fuck is this? No seriously, What the fuck?
whazzzamonster
almost 9 years ago
League of Legends!!!
Obadiah the Slim
almost 9 years ago
So do we get to see the awesomeness of Morul (the most interesting dwarf in the world)or Cacame, Elf King of the Dwarves?
Bob
almost 9 years ago
Ew, DF.
Armok: God of Blood
almost 9 years ago
So this is where my miner disappeared to!
Looks like there is a spirit of fire about to do some justice before causing 'FUN'
Furist
almost 9 years ago
You want a dwarf? There's your goddamn dwarf. You want better graphics? Screw you. Dwarves can do lots of stuff. Like digging. Can you dig? Hell no. Play Dwarf Fortress.
ō_ō
almost 9 years ago
tf2 ftw
Mcscrooge
almost 9 years ago
@Aurani

But only if the Doctor wills it.
heheheh... Doukutsu Monogatari...
Mcscrooge
almost 9 years ago
The first second my eyes laid their sight upon this comic, I was filled with a euphoric sensation... Also I came...
Japa
almost 9 years ago
The siege operator is an elf!
Nessmk2
almost 9 years ago
I think this is a joke... But I hope not. This game is an under-played gem that has a wealth of humor a knowing artist can tap for great fun, especially considering the hilarious sight-gag potential, as seen here with le spy.
mrchinchin25
almost 9 years ago
STONES FOR THE STONE LORD
Ross
almost 9 years ago
STRIKE THE EARTH
BLaggard
almost 9 years ago
This comic just temporarily stopped my heart. This is- there are no words. The anticipation is killing me. I think i can hear the internet crying tears of joy. Let there be magma.
GraveZombie
almost 9 years ago
I've got dwarf fortress but I really suck at it. All my dwarves have died of thrist.
cosmictoast
almost 9 years ago
ah dwarf fortress, i spent many a dasy playing that game before i dug to deep without knowing what i was doing and got rushed by 12345739057396573985739440000000004624737462795002194254758362667383826367473564747636457363480284849292.9 deamons
Akkml
almost 9 years ago
YES! Now this is an arc where i might have the slightest idea of what is going on.
Aurani
almost 9 years ago
@nighthawk_99: Hide the toast, Misery is coming. :X
TheBaron87
almost 9 years ago
2CAT.

THERE MUST BE 2CAT SOMEWHERE IN THIS ARC.
Alpharius
almost 9 years ago
Hell yeah this is going to be awesome!
freshmeatt
almost 9 years ago
You, sir Jo, win the game.
Um
almost 9 years ago
Lien, Zack and Frank are might be...
Raziel and ShadowNetZero respectively. And they know each other. IRL. So they proceed to insult each other via the internet webcomic, Nerfnow!
At last
almost 9 years ago
Finally the DF2 arc that everyone was wanting
Anonymous
almost 9 years ago
Oh hell yes.
Bisected8
almost 9 years ago
This is going! To! Be! EPIC!!
SRDFF
almost 9 years ago
pyros are just normal citizens who pull the level to the magma cannon.
spy checking are done by 'guard dogs' and gremlins are known for sapping buildings.
snipers are the powerful class to use in DF due to the bow and crossbow are over powered.
oh and every one (even humans) breed by spores.
GuardianTempest
almost 9 years ago
I'm hoping for a (thermonuclear) CATSPLOSION!!!
Some random DF fan
almost 9 years ago
a df mod where
Australium is Adamantine and when hit with it causes a syndrome effect that paralyze the person in place.
DwaREDs vs GoBLUs KoBLUS ELUS
but there no way to make a sentry or despenser with out a utility hack that spawns a immobile creature that fires a material breathe attack.
SRG
almost 9 years ago
@Epsilon: you do know that DF female dwarfs have beards
(before 31.# and still then people could mod that back in...{toady has a step guide on how to add that old feature in the raws})
@nighthawk_99
: he says "OH yeah" now... :(
Epsilon
almost 9 years ago
There better be drawf-tan!
Ulrist
almost 9 years ago
HOLLLYYYY SSHHHHHIII-
REALLY? DF? YOU ARE NOW A GOD IN MY EYES
AMRIV
almost 9 years ago
Strike the earth!
Lien
almost 9 years ago
GUYS! everyone! I found out the big secret! It shocked me but all this time, ShadownetZero and Raziel are actually the same perso...
*Lights turns off*
*woman scream with rolling thunder*
*lights turns back on, Lien is bleeding on the floor*

Acckkk... they are... they are the same...*dies*
Derpa
almost 9 years ago
So who is Zack or Frank anyways?
Nerva
almost 9 years ago
This is an engraving of a Spy and a Pyro. The Spy is fleeing. The Pyro is about to set a Spy on fire. This commemorates the slaying of the Spy by the Pyro in the fort 2fort during the summer of 2010.
Carlos
almost 9 years ago
It's = it is.

Its = its.

"Nerfnow proudly presents it's next arc" = "Nerfnow proudly presents it is next arc" = wrong.

It should read "Nerfnow proudly presents its next arc."

I like taquitos.
Internet Guy
almost 9 years ago
Also, for extra humor, go back a few comics to when this Frank/Zack stuff started, and you can slowly watch peoples descent into madness over the "ZACK/FRANK is X" photonotes.
Internet Guy
almost 9 years ago
Justifiable Elf hate incoming in 3...2...
Sankis
almost 9 years ago
STRIKE THE EARTH!
Urist McCarpbait
almost 9 years ago
Dem dorfs man, dem dorfs.
Aurum
almost 9 years ago
Omg yes. a Dwarf Fortress comic! Boatmurdered.
Merc
almost 9 years ago
Dorf fortress / Team Fortress 2 cross. :D
nighthawk_99
almost 9 years ago
Don't dig too deep, or you might awaken the might Balrog! Huzzah!

...Please tell me somebody got that joke. (It's not LOTR)
Spëciäl Chäräctërß
almost 9 years ago
Unicode is what I am typing D:
Cirno
almost 9 years ago
inb4 SPY ROUND HERE and MINE posts
MaceDwarf
almost 9 years ago
that dwarf is a GOBLIN!
protect the Children!
SRG
almost 9 years ago
goblin snatchers,
atom smashers,
mega projects,
assassination of demons law makers,
random forbidden one/demon/titans,
the MODS,
the utilities,
the fact that one can survive fire by burning off all their fat,
Noble mandates
and all the FUN in-between.
Segnaro
almost 9 years ago
FUCKKEN YESSSSSSS
carsonist
almost 9 years ago
all props to DF, sweet idea.
Jokers_Wild
almost 9 years ago
Its fun to lose!
Jokers_Wild
almost 9 years ago
Great! Frekin'! Game!
satisfied
almost 9 years ago
at least it's not toehoe garbage
Khan
almost 9 years ago
YOU SHOULD PLAY DWARF FORTRESS
YOU WANT A DWARF?
THERES YOUR FUCKING DWARF
YOU WANT BETTER GRAPHICS?
FUCK YOU!

DWARVES CAN DO LOTS OF THINGS
LIKE DIG!
CAN YOU DIG?
FUCK NO

PLAY DWARF FORTRESS
Knight13
almost 9 years ago
DEM FUKKEN DORFS!
yop
almost 9 years ago
Thx for the help @LMGTFY , Now I know that ascii is American Standard Code for Information
/facepalm
Hogulus
almost 9 years ago
Something tells me the Engineer's going to be a very happy man. Dwarf. Whatever.
LMGTFY
almost 9 years ago
@yop: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ascii
Greckle
almost 9 years ago
FOR THE SWEET LOVE OF BABY JESUS YES
Another person
almost 9 years ago
ASCII is what you are typing. :|
Jikim
almost 9 years ago
Losing is fun!
MercenaryBlue
almost 9 years ago
I APPROVE!
ZaDoktor
almost 9 years ago
YES!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
yop
almost 9 years ago
What is ASCII btw?
yop
almost 9 years ago
wow :D
WHOA
almost 9 years ago
SWEET MACKERALHOLYHORSEBALLSSAWCE THIS IS GREAT! :D