What people are saying about "Kinect"
Kinect
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^w^
about 11 years ago
What is that I want to hug it.
Count_Zero
over 11 years ago
there goes the Kinect version of Dead or Alive
Internet Guy
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_34814]@hooters[/url] ...GENIUS! Get Mr.Gates on the line!
pong
over 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_34677]@Mephi[/url]: Nah, American world maps have North America on the very left, so Japan is on the very right.
Solokov
over 11 years ago
Kinect or w/e it's being called now does however have a predecessor.

PlayStation eyetoy.
CoolHandNuke
over 11 years ago
There was a good idea here. It's gone now. *_*
Light Yagami
over 11 years ago
@David Xanatos: I see you planned for people to really try to emulate the Wii's sucess...

Just As Planned!
http://praiseyoudotcom.homestead.com/files/OVA/JustasPlanned.jpg
hooters
over 11 years ago
what if it involves working at hooters as a cook?

who happens to fondle breasts...
David Xanatos
over 11 years ago
People are really trying to emulate the Wii's sucess aren't they?

JUST AS PLANNED.
*breasts*
over 11 years ago
Whats wrong with fondeling breasts?
sbk
over 11 years ago
I realy hope for good gaes too
Kon
over 11 years ago
Just in case anyone didn't notice.....
THAT E3 LOGO'S A SPAH
Arthorius
over 11 years ago
Well, kinect problably gonna be revulocionary, but, the games that it may contain maybe gonna be disapointing. anyway, i realy hope for good gaes and stuff, but i'm suspicious about that...
BobisOnlyBob
over 11 years ago
Has no-one here actually been paying attention?

Look up Child of Eden. If you've heard of, or played Rez, it's the spiritual successor. Admittedly, it's the only Kinect game I'm interested in, but it does confirm there will be more than just silly casual party games.
 Platypus
over 11 years ago
@ G ,

You just better hope it doesn't malfunction and start sends photos to your Facebook of you... uh... playing those full motion adult content games.
KarmikCykle
over 11 years ago
Just give me a Mobile Fighter G Gundam game that uses the Kinect. That's all I ask.
THE FUTURE
over 11 years ago
So, what's the next step here? We've got motion sensors on all three of the systems now, head tracking will probably become more prevalent, and Nintendo is bringing out 3d which should let them dominate the market even harder.

Whichever company perfects force feedback first will win the next gen?
Lien
over 11 years ago
suggestion: black and white 3 with kinect
Devil Dan
over 11 years ago
@Cap'n Schecky: But there's no feedback. Did you ever complare slappin a bitch to slappin thin air?
Cap'n Schecky
over 11 years ago
I forsee the ultimate pimp simulation game. Immagine the bitch-slappin you could do with this system.
Philby
over 11 years ago
Hopefully people would get bored with this motion crap and the Game companies would come crawling back to us

honest I do hope the motion crap doesn't catch on because all I really want to is sit there and play
Dave
over 11 years ago
I think those guys were actually all going for a group high five
Mike
over 11 years ago
Did you all see that little girl play with Skittles? WTF is that? It's not the same as actually petting a real life pet. The lack of Feedback will doom the kinect and move.
Anonymous
over 11 years ago
furries
The Doctor
over 11 years ago
Fondling breasts on Kinect would be pointless....because you cannot feel them!
Now, a connector for the Wii....oh yeah.
!!!
over 11 years ago
LAMP: Because shareholders aren't happy with what we have. They want us to have more so they can earn more money off rising stock.
LAMP
over 11 years ago
God damnit, why does no one realize that we are happy with what we have NOW? No one asked for shitty gameplay in place of "THE FUTURE"!
It's being done
over 11 years ago
http://kotaku.com/5538888/

It's not on Kinect (nor will it ever be, if Microsoft has any say on the matter), but still.
Internet Guy
over 11 years ago
On kinect I mean.
Internet Guy
over 11 years ago
Really, can you imagine Kinect being used for much else? Almost all games that come out on anything motion control related are gimmicky party games.


Really, the only thing that looks close to a game on is some sort of motion control thing that looked like you had dropped acid while scuba diving
AckAckAck
over 11 years ago
microsoft who fighting like two girls fighting over who will have the new handsome boy they just know.... hmmm, Jo, I think this is a good idea for a comic, catfight, girl version of sony and microsoft.....uh, where were we? uhm, now for something completely different!
Past_Tense
over 11 years ago
Kinect won't dish out any good games. Because they're trying to appeal to the regular fucking populous. Why produce Good games when SHIT sells better?
AckAckAck
over 11 years ago
saying kinect as kinetic, trying to fix a stupid name, at least sony give their peripheral proper name and nintendo name their device something dadaist and people like to poke fun to.

and I'm surprised on how nintendo seems unstoppable this year, awesome new games all around, unlike sony and.....
AckAckAck
over 11 years ago
well here we are, seeing microsoft and sony makes motion control clones to compete with WII and they still call it "innovation"

and what is this? after years of grammar nazis yelling at our ears, telling us second language english speakers about misspelling and now you're screaming about how we..
Mark_M
over 11 years ago
3DS is the future, and the future is now. I want to hear how we can integrate it on our next games.

Any suggestions?
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Any suggestions that don't involve 3D porn?
Egonny
over 11 years ago
How about a comic about the 3DS then, huh?
Kane
over 11 years ago
Gaming is the future, and the future is now. I want to hear how we can integrate it on our next comics.
Any suggestions?
...
Any suggestions that don't involve fan-art of breasts?
Bob
over 11 years ago
I still think it's funny how Microsoft managed to kill almost all hype for the thing at their E3 conference.

Also, hentai games.
Bob
over 11 years ago
It's a cool way to control your TV.
Unfortunately, it has problems detecting you if you're sitting down, so you have to be standing to have it do anything.
And then it suddenly doesn't sound so cool.


Also, @Youre an idiot: English isn't Jo's first language.
Neonrage0
over 11 years ago
The PS3 is already going to get a pretty sweet 'sounding' game with the move.
The reason it sounds so sweet it that it crosses over Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, and Sly Cooper.
Jake'm
over 11 years ago
Nintendo managed to shift the "casual" games to the PS360. Could it be a Xanatos Gambit?
Jake'm
over 11 years ago
@Alice Margatroid: Here's something to think about. E308 and 09 were Nintendo showing "casual" games, with the other two trying to copy them. E310, M and S have their movement things, replete with casual games, Nintendo comes with the 3DS and tons of first-party games. (cont.)
LB
over 11 years ago
Hey, Phoenix Wright grew out his hair.

Also, you've heard the Dead or Alive guys are doing a motion control game?
Jake'm
over 11 years ago
@Youre an idiot: It's autistic, btw.

And surely, you mean dyslexic, if people are misspelling an already badly spelled name.
Lolsaur
over 11 years ago
Hey Idiot, u mad?

The name's retarded, motion controlled games are never for hardcore gamers and the name's retarded.
Did I mention that the name's retarded?
Youre an idiot
over 11 years ago
Are you some kind of an otistic guy?
Its called KINECT!!!!! NOT KINETIC, NOT KINTEC, NOT "I SUCK BALLS", ITS CALLED KINECT! GOD DAMN IT!!!
ColdCedric
over 11 years ago
It's a gamble. If it succeeds then it would be popular
Map
over 11 years ago
There are 2 hemispheres. The East and West. Japan is in the EAST hemisphere, and pretty from the Greenwich Meridian. Therefore, Japan is the far East.
Mephi
over 11 years ago
Hm, aren't american world maps centered on America ? Then Japan is on "your" west ?
Alice Margatroid
over 11 years ago
Pretty much, Kinect is going to be Wii-like. Same with Move. It takes time for these things to get going.
TROLL
over 11 years ago
the description still says "kinetic" instead of kinect even after the edit
clubanimon
over 11 years ago
You know what, I take it back, I'm a idiots. Its because from the NA perceptive Japan is closer to us if we travel west rather then eat.

We only consider it the 'far east' because of how its on flat maps. I had it backwards.

..its 8am and I haven't slept yet ._.
I call stupid sleepy
clubanimon
over 11 years ago
On a world map Japan is located on the Western side. So yes the WEST.
KBF
over 11 years ago
Err. The WEST is going to try this?

Um.
Spelling Nazi
over 11 years ago
It's Kinect, not Kinetic. :/
Anon Mouse
over 11 years ago
Meh. I just find it funny that after all the abuse Nintendo took from competitors over the decision to use motion controls- They're embracing it as if they'd been on board all along.

Yes, their methods are different... but also hideously expensive ONTOP of the the cost of the system.
G
over 11 years ago
It's pretty predictable that some indie companies will try to peddle an erotic Kinect game. I mean, with full-body motion control, you have GOT to envision there being something that utilises air-humping.