Because your "fucking game" is fucking overpriced and you're an unpleasant protagonist to play as, Faye. That's fucking why.

You know, this same format could be used for Spark the Electric Jester 3, but the only issue is nobody seems to know about it in spite of it just being fire.

Here's where I'm at.
Publisher: Our newest, buggy unfinished game is now $70!
Me: Hehe, Medal of Honor game I bought 20 year ago goes brrrrrrrr!

808 is the best character. You got no chance, girl.

Don't forget 10 Dollar's, since it's on Gamepass.