Angie used to be hot back in her days, you know?

Those were the times...

p.s. I'll just paste the explanation Serigan posted in the comments section about the Christmas cake thing.

In Japan, a "Christmas Cake" refers to an unmarried woman above the age of 25. The term has its roots in the belief that like a Christmas confection still on the self after December 25th, a woman older than 25 becomes "undesirable."