Samus is a mama?

Back then in 90's, i thought like she was "nevermind". But now with that "Other M" shit, i can assume that Adam was the daddy the little one needed.

Fuck you, Adam.

At first i though this comic was pervy like (probably) most people did. Now i however think it's just cute, Samus is being like a mother to the metroid and it's so cute :3

Wow, after all of the actual guys wanting her, ie watch Brawl Taunts 1/2 on youtube, she settles for a gender-unknown metroid... And what if it has H.I.V? AIDS?

I hate Metroids :C

I can't decide whether to think of the Metroid being "attached" to her as sexual or as Samus taking care of it like a baby.Most likely the latter due to the name but I HAVE A PERVERTED MIND DEAL WITH IT

[url=#user_comment_31032]@Mac[/url] You're right. Hehe. The little Metriods are actually kinda cute, even in-game sometimes. But it's kinda funny. Nerf Now - now with more breast feeding!

AGH! You caught me in my Metroid phase! -stare-

[url=#user_comment_31553]@Maphyre[/url] dont make me fuck you uncle cocknugget

oppai ;w;

I Came

[url=#user_comment_31069]@faggots[/url]: Dude seriously? How about you get off the internet until you learn how not to be a racist.

so many questions and so much want for medic to have an awesome stache

I wonder if Jo has left the comments on just to laugh at the trolls...

The internet is for porn!

@◕ ◡ ◕:

This is what you're doing:
RAGE RAGE RAGE

This is what I want you to do:
hurr

I am jealous of that metroid. o-o

What's with all the newfag comments? Babies suck breasts for milk. A baby metroid thinks Samus is its mother. Hence, baby metroid sucks Samus' breasts.

[url=#user_comment_30947]@faggots[/url]: This is what you're doing: TROLL TROLL TROLL This is what I want you to do:

[url=#user_comment_30959]@Nare[/url]: :D

i'd like some of that.

@Travis Touchdown: No, you're not the only one.

[url=#user_comment_30947]@faggots[/url]: Dude come on that is kind of uncalled for.

Forgot to say: [url=#user_comment_30943] @AckAckAck[/url]: So I wasn't the only one who thought she had a Jetson-eske look there, huh?

Why can't people let Jo do what he does in PEACE?

Totally agree with PK here; though maybe it would be much work for Jo to update TWO comics...

[url=#user_comment_30943]@AckAckAck[/url]: She does look like a blonde Wilma. O.o

@Hay Guis: That actually makes more sense, and it's less disturbing. A bit less funny though.

You first reaction is repulsion, then acceptance, and then, finally, arousal... Just me then?

So..Professor Utonium is Medic's biological father? Interesting. It seems you DO learned something everyday.

@Dead Comic: Cry sum moar.

Super Metroid seems to imply it turns stuff to dust. So I assume it would be quite painful ktccd.

@Cyclone Duke:
Agreed...(Second part, a'maybe)

Anywho...yah, "comic is comic".

Lol the people trolling need to grow up as much as the people genuinely aroused by this :P

It's really sad seeing people drooling over some wetback's drawing of a video game character.

Wouldn't this be excruciatingly painful? Seeing as it's a metroid and all...

don't listen to the "do not want" guys!
because i want MOAR!

the middle samus look like a blonde wilma flintstone

Also Jo, I would LOVE more stuff like this. Have a separate comic for NSFW stuff if you have to.

Luckiest. Metroid. Ever.

Samus is Breast feeding?

Hatchling is a lucky larva.

[url=#user_comment_30884]@Driftir[/url]: I thought exactly the same thing... OT: I don't think I've ever been so jealous of the flying little headcrabs.

Obvious Claymore reference.

not really sure what to say about this but good job this is FANservice

More scenes like this plz.

[url=#user_comment_30921]@Bebop[/url] Nothing is wrong with porn.

Me thinks Joe is as frustrated that Metroid: Other M got pushed back as I am.

No complaints as it means he's drawing more Samus then.

[url=#user_comment_30921]@Bebop[/url]: Only that it's too awesome for the public.

I thought Jo drawing porn was public knowledge.
Somethin wrong with porn?

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/JoPereira/1

[url=#user_comment_30916]@hurr[/url]: Pics or it didn't happen.

[url=#user_comment_30916]@hurr[/url]: Lul WUT?!

Why is Professor Utonium here?


Hmmm....

You dumbasses know that jo draws porn, right?

Metroids latch onto things. Samus Aran tends to get metroid enemies latched onto her. The infant metroid bonding thing has been a passing joke in many places ever since Super Metroid. Why so serious?

Sure are a lot of kneejerking prudes around here.

Who needs a GF scientist when you can have Dr. Ned!?

To those who find this disturbing or "retarded".
Maybe it is just Samus' thought on WHY the metroid seems to be attached, not her WANTING it to happen?
No need to overshoot the title's meaning.

Woa...that's...toatally normal to have monster sucking on your tits. Totally normal

OHMAHGAWD THIS IS CUTE
> D<

I remember the first Nerfnow I've ever seen.
http://nerfnow.com/comic/123

Way more imaginative :O

I also hope my new pc would arrive before the engie update.

@Dead Comic: That's right, Jo should only do TF2 comics, clearly. Creativity be damned, a comic must always stick to its template, for all time!

Seriously though, it's kind of funny if you have even remote knowledge of the Metroid series.

Man up bro, just don't read the comic when it's not TF2.

At first I was all "wtf?"

The longer I looked at it, the funnier it got.

METROID IS BABIES!
nom nom nom

*dies laughing*

Well.


This is random.

Sums it up easily, I seriously can't think of any rational thought behind this one. Jo, take a break from comics and come back when you're not being stupid.

This isn't funny, cute or charming.

This is flat out stupid

I WANT TO BE THE METROID.

wtf?

ALL POSTERS IS BABIES!

Dudes, it's a comic. There is nothing canon about this.

Maybe Samus CAN'T have babies of her own. I mean, she has been exposed to many dangerous things (Phazon ring any bells?) and had her genome tampered with at least twice (part Chozo, part Metroid), so having the hatchling suckle at her (realisticlly sized) breast is the closest thing she will get.

I'd forgive this if it was funny, but... No, no, I'm just not getting the point. Maybe I'm not into a young woman into a swimsuit having her breasts sucked by an alien baby.
*shrug*

Why is Professor X with Samus? Where are the Powerpuff Girls?!

Metroid baby is credit to team.

Well I suppose she IS part Metroid after what happened in fusion...

That's rather disturbing to be honest. The fact that she seems to be enjoying it doubles the creepy factor. Well done Jo.

Readers is babies. Seriously, stop over reacting. And respect the mommy with her adopted baby :< (she even mentions that the baby metroid follows her like a lost kid, in the game).

...And now the fanservice has moved quite into fappable territory.

The saddest thing is, I never thought of this either.

Oh cry me a river people. Who knows, maybe Samus always wanted to be a mother. Just never had time with the bounty-hunting and the Chozo and whatnot.

Jo what the hell is this.

Seriously what the fuck

Can't help but notice that no one has yet claimed Samus' breasts. Is it because they are so obviously already claimed? Or is it because no one wants to mess with baby metroid and incur the wrath of Samus?

This is haaaaaaawt. :3

Would be hotter if she had no top. :x

YESSSS.

Next time on Nerf Now: the metroid cock ring.

I wonder where else that Metroid been.

NO WONDER it gave Samus the hyper beam. That met is the first thing to get that close to samus, EVER. Even Falcon can't get that close without being shown her moves.

That's not medics dad, that's the medic from when he was experimenting with the effects of a moustache. It turns out that you look less scary with one, so he shaved it.

(And replaced the glasses)

The title actually succeeds in making this even more disturbing.

Why the Varia Suit, Jo? Just because it's the "Cliche" suit for the series anymore? I personally like the first one from Super Metroid... :3

Well I wasn't expecting THAT >.<

The doctor looks like the professor from the Power Puff Girls but with glasses and a stache.

This is a little startling.

I hate this!
This is terrible!

Is the Metriod thinking that or Samus?

Looks like this is where the Medic's dad makes his profession...

that is one happy metroid.