Well, maybe if he didn't try to do things in the creepiest and most convoluted way he wouldn't have such a hard time.

I'm not even mad. 10/10

Jo, you're a legend for this.

Ah, the classic misdirection. This was really a comic about D&D all along!

Well, that deescalated quickly.

I feel like I've seen a version of this punchline before. Except in that one the guy jumps out of a window or something.

Well played.
Now are we using point buy or standard array?

CAN I HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW?!

Ah, so D&D is the Satan's game, I see... very clever, Jo.

That was... an unexpected turn, for sure.