Also, Jo, Tails is a small child. Amy's not much better, but at least she's some low-to-mid teenager, in the same general age bracket as Sonic.

The Tumbluh/Twatter thing is the #GiveSteveABoyfriend all over again

Ian: Tails never showed interest in Sonic as Amy did.

Given what the Tumblr crowd has been demanding lately, shouldn't that be Tails holding the ring?

We get the idea, but as it goes (Naruto running before it was cool [if it ever was]) she'll shove it down his throat, up his nose, or blow an eyeball.

Sonic & Blaze is the real best ship.

Jo: Knuckles Chaotix was a title for the Sega 32X, where Knuckles and his friends Vector, Espio, Mighty and Charmy would be bound with this weird bungee-cord-ring mechanic. I never played it, and only heard about it somewhat recently.

I don't take part in shipping. I'm weird like that.

Robert: Not sure if I follow...

So, Jo, you want Amy to hack her and Sonic into Chaotix?

What is your Sonic's ship?

The main "ship" is SONAMY, i.e. Sonic and Amy.
Then we have Sonic and Sally (hardcore fans)
Then we have Sonic and Shadow... Sonic and Tails, Sonic and Knuckles.
And finally, Sonic and Robotnik and, I'm not kidding.