I was going to fight you over Geraldo, but then I saw your Triss comment, and we're good.

Well, there was also this guy: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IR5w7o0JXeM/maxresdefault.jpg and this guy: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vPHpxzhW1II/maxresdefault.jpg and even this guy: https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AABR9Uf.img

Can anyone say, "spit roast?"

@Riccardo Vela

Actually the game got Triss's hair wrong, it was always described as chestnut in the books even though the games made it work really well.

Geralt is the only thing I like about the show tbh, it's just really poorly written and cringy imo.

"And then they mashed wieners. The end!"

Same argument for TV Yennefer, really. The actress is not ugly but the character should be a perfectionist that reshaped herself in one of the most beautiful women of the planet; she should be an 11 out of 10, not a 7.

TV Triss is no Triss at all. Wrong hair, wrong racial makeup, and for a woman who had the power to re-make herself as beautiful as she wanted for sure she kept that bar awfully low.

After being with Triss for two games straight, Yennefer-who? indeed

I'm not into men, I don't read the books, don't play the games, not even watch the tv series, and even I think he's hot.

Well, we're used to the in game Geralt since the beginning of the franchise so it's not very surprising. Triss from the game has a very special look in her expression, she always looks a bit, kind/sad not sure exactly how to describe it and make her very unique and appealing.

What about Engi's girlfriend?

The power of beefcake compels all and lands of unseen chiseled ribs.