What people are saying about "Justin Bailey"
Justin Bailey
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PASS WORD PLEASE
over 12 years ago
ENGAGE NANOHA
MOTHER FUCKER
Funtimes
almost 13 years ago
She can breathe there, right?
SHE GREW UP IN THERE
wps23
almost 13 years ago
[url=#user_comment_50065]@01[/url]: omg they look so similar, but i try not to think its winry, it will contaminate my good memories of FMA
01
over 13 years ago
Winry!?
Eric Rexman
almost 14 years ago
This joke is a first for me.
Cheesedragon
almost 14 years ago
Wrong, Samus's Chozo infused DNA lets her survive in harsh conditions

I feel bad for knowing that though
Destroyox
over 14 years ago
I'm dying here!
Noh_N4me
over 14 years ago
Samus Aran might be above Metroids, but Batman will always be above Samus...
Kais86
over 14 years ago
She is choking on the smell being produced by the local wildlife.
Mad Cow Milk
over 14 years ago
@Copulatory Praetorian: "She's Samus Aran.
And like Batman, she can breathe in space."

QFT
Asterisk-CGY
over 14 years ago
Heh yea, I saw that Bayonetta vid too, the dude that plat the whole run. Course, now you play it to get the full feel on an HDTV cause he didn't record in high def.
Tarage
over 14 years ago
...For everyone who commented on the broken english of the person saying "You practically the whole game? That's almost as bad as when you the whole bottle.", you REALLY need to brush up on your memes.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X

The verb was left out for a reason.
I GOTS IDEA
over 14 years ago
*ignor last 4 lines plz*
I GOTS IDEA
over 14 years ago
you should make a "yours, mine" thing, get an original image then put your version of it next to it
kind of like when you brought out the zerg girls everyone here liked
EX: thiers mine
*instert *your image*
original
image*
Copulatory Praetorian
over 14 years ago
She's Samus Aran.
And like Batman, she can breathe in space.
Lily S
over 14 years ago
Goddamnit, I'm reminded too much of that Holdover game that the Indiegames blog featured.

Fuck you, Japan.
Mad Cow Milk
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_22474]@Chozo[/url]: The planet Metroid took place on was not open deep space, but another planet-oid. Which has a different atmosphere.
Try This One...
over 14 years ago
ENGAGE RIDLEY
MOTHER FUCKER
MerisKeppler
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_22464]@AllaBreve[/url] has it right. Samus can breathe on Zebes. That kinda would ruin the punchline, though, so fun times to be had by all.
BobY
over 14 years ago
No. "BAILEY" does not mean "swimsuit" anywhere on this planet. That's an urban legend.

The code is a quirk of the password system, nothing more.
Roderick
over 14 years ago
Bah, if Mario can, Samus surely can do better. [url=#user_comment_22501] @Moby[/url]: Haha, didn't know that. Puns ahoy!
Moby
over 14 years ago
Justin Bailey = Just In Bailey

Bailey = Swinsuit
BobY
over 14 years ago
Google it. It was pretty bad.
Stickmeister
over 14 years ago
The Binford dolphin incident?

:U
Countertroll
over 14 years ago
I just all the trolls your grammar.
GEPFC
over 14 years ago
Great! I'll grab my stuff!
jurz
over 14 years ago
lol DM1293
DM1293
over 14 years ago
Here's something you shoulda invented: a not dyin suit! $400,000 saved on that suit? Yeah money well saved. Repeat after me: *COUGHHACKCOUGH* IM DEAD. Hey-hey look you shapeshifted into a dead girl. The best man won you bomb-layin bitch! Diagnosis? You SUCK.
Alphahawk
over 14 years ago
Those soft lungs don't stop suffocation, DO THEY?

(TF2 scout reference =D )
SRG
over 14 years ago
wait if sega publish this game would there be any chance of seeing bayonetta in sega all stars racing?
Luke Johnson
over 14 years ago
The Byford Dolphin had many times greater drop in pressure than the pressure drop between air pressure at sea level to no pressure.

...pressure.
BobY
over 14 years ago
Believe it or not, the "JUSTIN BAILEY" password is a fluke. Metroid does a checksum on passwords to determine if they're legitimate or not, and that one is VALID.

The ONLY working password that FAILS the checksum - thus needing to be hard-coded into the game - is:
NARPAS SWORD0
000000 000000
BobY
over 14 years ago
Explosive decompression is a myth.

Other than when it happened, anyway.
Specifically the Byford Dolphin incident. Nasty business, that
Zephy
over 14 years ago
a myth, human internal pressure is not great enough to cause such spectacular body structure failure.

in the 1950s and 1960s when the cold war and space race is at the peak, both US and USSR conducted research on the survivability in vacuum.

animals were 'volunteered' to test the limit.
Chozo
over 14 years ago
I'm pretty sure people EXPLODE in deep space due to the lack of air pressure on their body.
Sammich
over 14 years ago
Listen folks, whats the point of bashing a person's English when it isn't their first language?You understand what is trying to be said so leave it be.A little common courtesy goes a long way, especially when you are taking into account the Jo goes out of his way to convenience us by writing English
SectorX4
over 14 years ago
I'm Australian and I have never heard of "Bailey" as a term for a swimsuit....
Bob
over 14 years ago
Justin Bailey Samus has green hair...but, she looks better as a blond.
Nezuji
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_22467]@Mujaki[/url]: "Bailey" = "Swimsuit"? Maybe you should ask a real Australian about these things first. Also, why would the US translation of a Japanese game use Aussie slang?
The third B
over 14 years ago
Darksiders is somewhat fun game,it just takes to many ideas from other games(God of War,Zelda,Portal).I've always been a huge fan of Mythology,demons,and/or angels fight 'em.After finishing the game it had the feel of a Darksiders 2,but the game does not need to be made again!It just rips ideas!
Mujaki
over 14 years ago
You want to know the REAL origin of that code?
Bailey, Australian term for swimsuit.
Just In, wearing only the suit and not the full armor.
Just In Bailey.
It's merely coincidence, and NOT a person's name.
Alastayr
over 14 years ago
The comic is brilliantly simple, but what I really enjoy is the "broken English" underneath it.
It's so innocently uncorrected, always a joy to decipher.
If English isn't your first language, it can be hard to wield it correctly. I think most of us can relate to that.
BtEO
over 14 years ago
JUSTIN BAILEY, if I recall correctly was simply a bizarre example of an otherwise genuine password that gets parsed in the normal way to determine what you've unlocked; ROM disassemblies have shown that much.

NARPAS SWORD0 however is not a valid password.
AllaBreve
over 14 years ago
<Metroid Fan Nerd Talk>
If this really was the first Metroid, and Samus was on Zebes, she would be able to breathe on the planet, due to the fact that she was raised on that planet by the Chozo.
</Metroid Fan Nerd Talk>

In all seriousness, it's always the most simple jokes that get the laughs.
ZombiePlasticClock
over 14 years ago
Ha! This is rich :D

Who the hell is Justin Bailey, though?
Ryder
over 14 years ago
Just gotta say, you need to proofread your comments.

"I pratically the whole gameplay of Bayonnetta already which kinda diminish my interest of actually playing it"

On a similar note, I just accidentally been far even as decided to do look more like.
Kazama Sogetsu
over 14 years ago
Playing Darksiders after Bayonetta = big mistake. Felt like going from God of War to Streets of Rage.
Roloki
over 14 years ago
[url=#user_comment_22445]@Pope[/url]: Well yeah you know when you and then the whole gameplay gets done
Cobbler
over 14 years ago
Hmmm...Proof reading ftw.
Glorax
over 14 years ago
UGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Her neko face is soo cute I couldn't help it.
Bayonetta
over 14 years ago
But my game is so much fun.
General Palsy
over 14 years ago
Bugger, that IS a problem.
Pope
over 14 years ago
You practically the whole game? That's almost as bad as when you the whole bottle.
Paul
over 14 years ago
I wish that it would go back to the old TF2 Comics.
Regmi
over 14 years ago
Kids these days, Getting high by chocking themselves, not good
Gamegeneral
over 14 years ago
Another Case of "Justin Bailey Not Advised" as you so comically put it.

Is this gonna become a running gag?
Denzo
over 14 years ago
I always love the Metroid comics <3