What people are saying about "Rock Paper Scissors"
Rock Paper Scissors
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turtle
over 10 years ago
why does he think he wont use his hand gun
thatguy
almost 11 years ago
Even if he DOES make it to the end, in which case he'll be banged up pretty bad, the ultimate showdown will be against the scissorbot, and all his accumulated powers will be that much worse for him.

/run jokekill.exe
thatguy
almost 11 years ago
Papermans (Papermen?), putting rock at an adherent disadvantage against paper. His first battle will be obscenely hard no matter what path he takes. Then, he's either stuck with paper powers, forcing him into a draw at best (or long, drawn out sustained damage).
thatguy
almost 11 years ago
The point of this comic is that no matter what Megaman does, he's screwed.

Wily has chosen his final bot to be a scissorbot (not Cutman, meaning Megaman can't absord its powers), and placed 8 variants of paper-themed bots before him. Megaman, known originally as Rockman, has to fight these
water
about 11 years ago
@???:

yup
danger_kitty
over 11 years ago
actually i think the joke has to do with the power absorption ability of megaman- wily will wait (say that three times fast)until he absorbs their powers and then beat megaman's new paper ability
somefag
over 11 years ago
For those who don't get it,Megaman's name(translated) in the japanese version is Rockman.That robot at the beginning(I presume,I never played the original) is Scissorman.Rock(man)beats Scissor(man),so Wily,being the smart bastard he is,made Paper(men)!
Excellent Man
over 11 years ago
i understood NOTHING
???
almost 12 years ago
DAVID Letterman.
NamaeX
about 12 years ago
The bots would destroy Rockman anyway because Paper>Rock
SladeJT
about 12 years ago
Fundamental flaw: Rock beats Scissors. Pun intended.

By that logic, all the Paper-themed bots will beat Rock... so he'd have to beat Scissorman first...
jso
about 12 years ago
I like this one, it's funny and it makes sense

therefor I have no comment
Rawr
about 12 years ago
WILY IS CREDIT TO TEAM
Troll
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_20944]@Tyr[/url] hahaha why the hell did you include the Japanese name
XeonV
about 12 years ago
Megaman = Spy, Paperbots = Pyros, Wily Scissors = Heavy.
DM1293
about 12 years ago
Fire > Rock Paper AND Scissors.

PYROBOTS GO!
Tsartomat
about 12 years ago
civ2>civ3>Civ4

they wiped palace (angry+sad smile)
Sav
about 12 years ago
ArmsAreLoud seems to be one of the only guys here who actually get the idea...
shadowpod6
about 12 years ago
9 classes vs Mm or Rm
Tyr
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_20933]@Rocket[/url]: I agree. Rock(man) beats scissors, but paper beats rock(man). He won't make it to the final stage.
Jack Desert
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_20936]@Nyst[/url] The open palm is the Jankenpon/rockPaperScissor gesture for Paper
Lead
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_20933]@Rocket[/url]: He takes the papermens' powers and then Wily cuts him up.
Nyst
about 12 years ago
how about:
Dummyman,
Wipeman,
Newsman,
Bandageman,
Origamiman,
Letterman,
Envelopeman
and...um, Handman? (what's he got to do with paper?)

Also, it took me ten minutes to get the Rockman joke.
Rocket
about 12 years ago
Wait, if Megaman=Rockman, why did Wily make a scissor robot? Doesn't rock beat scissor?
Phyxius
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_20852]@Weegee[/url]: I rofl'd. Well Played
Rusteh
about 12 years ago
I get it...
Flygon
about 12 years ago
Man, what I would give for singles of all those bosses for use as avatar material.
Dr. Taco
about 12 years ago
Hoo boy, who the hell left all the troll-bait out?
Drake
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_20913]@Torso[/url]: Well, not ALL 4chan goes hate everything. Just the retards that don't realize the whole omnihatred thing is supposed to not be for real. But yeah, ignore the trolls. As for the comic itself: well, Wily, not a bad plan, but I generally try to use the basic buster as much as possible, so...
Torso
about 12 years ago
Hey, never posted on your comic before but I gotta say:

Ignore the 4chan trolls. You're comic is fine, 4channers hate everything.

Oh, and Civ4? Totally worth whatever you have to do to get it up and running.
trebthegamer
about 12 years ago
and megaman is there like wtf mate?
cbale2000
about 12 years ago
Just setup your internet connection to use an American Proxy (Control Panel -> Internet Connections -> Local Area Connection -> Properties -> Internet Protocol -> Properties). A whole list of them can be found with a Google search. Once the game is purchased on your account you can play it anywhere.
HevyD
about 12 years ago
LOL TROLLED AGAIN!

Loved it. Also, Civ IV is fun, we always try to get a game going at CA and it always falls through because we never have enough players. You'd be a welcome addition.
Anon
about 12 years ago
Can't fucking draw.

Can't make a joke to save his life.
Sander
about 12 years ago
Civ 4 rules. You should try it. Happy new year.
Steve
about 12 years ago
You live in Brazil, right? Maybe Sid Meier got dumped by a Brazilian chick once.
Fnstrsfr
about 12 years ago
Happy New Year you bunch of weird people
Arstal
about 12 years ago
Try Gamersgate or Impulse for Civ IV instead of Steam. Or just use an American proxy.

Game isn't buggy anymore.

You might also like the EU3 series of games also, but that takes RPG-like time investment.
Anon
about 12 years ago
[url=#user_comment_20870]@Muteboy[/url] But after Rockman beats Wily Scissors he'll become invincible!
Anon
about 12 years ago
CIV4 is awesome, you're missing out on a great strategy game. Go pirate it to try it out.
SRG
about 12 years ago
paperman > origamiman > manilaman > letterman > newsman > papyrusman > toiletman > bookman > paperman
to take down wily you have to either use your japan version of the game which might make taking down paper man which makes wily cut bot weak or just use the mix of newsman and bookman's attack.
Hex
about 12 years ago
THE MEGAMAN IS A SPY
Muteboy
about 12 years ago
Rockman is gonna have trouble for the first 8 stages...
iSpycheck
about 12 years ago
You know Dr. Wily, even if paper weapons won't work on your new chop-chop robot, charged mega buster will always hurt a little by default and therefore YER GOIN' DOWN
the /co/mp/a/triot
about 12 years ago
Someone should warn Wily that hardcore gamers like to go through as much of the game as possible with only the mega buster.
A Wandering Mage
about 12 years ago
comic is funny but megaman in my book fails... still.
JSW
about 12 years ago
Paper beats rock! But rock beats scissors... Jesus Christ what are we supposed to do if he gets his hands on a paper shredder or a lighter?! That backup plan with paper is screwed!
Zak Canard
about 12 years ago
What Dr Wily seems to have forgotten is that fiery laserbeams shot by weapons of mass destruction will have no problem turning all that paper into ash.
Emi
about 12 years ago
this one is fucking funny
Durr... I'm Dr. Wily
about 12 years ago
I forgot this was the American port, whooops... Megaman's gonna rock my shit, hurrrr.
Weegee
about 12 years ago
Just curious but does Letterman get caught in lot's of sex related suits?
Anon
about 12 years ago
Unfortunately, Wily has yet to realize that Rock always beats Scissors.
ArmsAreLoud
about 12 years ago
So he built himself a mecha that would counter whatever power his new bots would give Mega Man upon their demise? That's... actually pretty brilliant.
Captain Fubar
about 12 years ago
At first glance, you'd think Wily has finally gone off his rocker. Then you realize, he has come up with a rather clever plan.

I'm thinking Megaman kinda deserves this.
Remilia
about 12 years ago
EXTRA!