@Jo Pereira: Nooo Jo, don't be seduced by the siren song of the Fake Old-Timey English! You managed a perfectly correct, archaic-sounding sentence! If you're going to add the "thee" and "thou" and the "th" at the end of the verbs, at least learn how to do it right!
Have you thought of introducing a new male character to hang around the bar? Or something like putting a group of characters through a serious story arc? I mean both of those would help in avoiding saying something sexist because of lack of material.