What people are saying about "The Worst Timeline"
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over 6 years ago
Pineapple can go on pizza, but not EVERY pizza. You need to balance it.

I personally prefer pairing it with diced tomatoes.
over 6 years ago
"YOU DARED THINK ABOUT MAKING A JOKE ABOUT GOD EMPEROR TRUMP? BLAAAARRGHARGAHRGAHRGAHRGHAGHRAGR"

also

"YOU DIDNT MAKE JOKE ABOUT THE EVIL KKK NAZI WHITE SUPREMACIST DICTATOR TYRANT 45? BLAAAARRGHARGAHRGAHRGAHRGHAGHRAGR"

pineapple pizza is fair game tho, i love it tew
over 6 years ago
as for veggies on pizza being a safe bet, I disagree. I hate veggies on pizza, the one exception is olives.
over 6 years ago
@Eboreg: I have sent a hit squad your way. prepare to pay for your foolishness.
over 6 years ago
Isnt Hawaii with Pineapple too? Then i like it too lol.
over 6 years ago
Thank you Jo for not going into politics, enough people are doing that already.
over 6 years ago
I'm kind of surprised no one's pointed out that Pineapple Pizza was invented by a Canadian immigrant who was born in Greece.

And if that didn't get a certain song stuck in your heads. Follow the link below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaXsWQAI2j4
over 6 years ago
@Beastwolf: I think you're very optimistic about people's abilities. Having an opinion on politics doesn't imply ANY mental faculties, and some opinions imply a lack of them.
over 6 years ago
I eat Hawaiian. Fite me.
over 6 years ago
Best Pizza = BBQ Chicken pineapple
over 6 years ago
You wished to avoid political yet you put it right below the strip.
As you can see, anyone who's into politics already has the ability to read, then discard what they've read in favor of pushing their own ideas.
over 6 years ago
@lil Joshu: What they dont know cant hurt their Faith.
over 6 years ago
I, for one, respect Jo for not making this strip political.

(I really hope no-one realizes I voted for Trump)
T
over 6 years ago
@lil Joshu: You were talking about buying pizza for a group, not about political influence. Of course the most polite would be to ask but chances are that everybody in the group is allowed to eat pork unless you are in an specific group/area.
over 6 years ago
You think pineapple on pizza is weird? I kid you not where I live people dip their pizzas into Ranch Dressing. I'm not even kidding. I have always considered my peers who do so to be aliens please help.
T
over 6 years ago
@lil Joshu: Tomato works because it is rich in glutamate. This is why people use it on sauces and all sort of stuff. Not that I have anything against pineapple.
over 6 years ago
I love pineapple pizza.
over 6 years ago
@HolyDanna *me, looking up from my pineapple pizza covered in mayo and ketchup* uh?
over 6 years ago
Pineapple pizza is delicious. Then again, I'm biased because pineapple is my favorite fruit.
over 6 years ago
@All
Also worth pointing out, pineapple gives a kick to pizza because it's a sweet high vitamin C fruit.
Know what else is a sweet high vitamin C fruit?
Tomato.
Pineapple is basically Tomato for on top of your pizza instead of under it.
over 6 years ago
@Jo fair enough on veganism.
over 6 years ago
@T Fair enough, I was thinking in terms of political influence rather than numbers of people (And Islam, Judaism, and some Christian sects don't eat Pork.) But you're right, hindus and buddhists have better numbers, and kudos to them, do a better job of preventing religious political interference.
over 6 years ago
Mmmm..

Pineapple, bananas, peanuts, chicken and curry on pizza.
SO delicious
T
over 6 years ago
@lil Joshu: Two thirds? Major religions are Christianity, Islam, Hinduism and Buddhism. if you were thinking about Judaism as a major religion even Shinto and Falun Gong have more followers.
over 6 years ago
Every pizza must contain pork, or it is unworthy.
over 6 years ago
I enjoy pineapple on pizza as well. The sweet juice from the pineapple blends well with the marinara sauce.
over 6 years ago
btw, it's amazing how pineapple is more conflictive than Trump.

And since we are in sh*tstorm, pineapple pizza is g*ay!
over 6 years ago
Some religion ban to eat pork. But PRACTICALLY ALL RELIGIONS ban to kill and steal, and most, self-called, religious people still do that, including their priests.
over 6 years ago
@Jo Pereira: Indeed. there are very few jews, muslims, hindus and other religions that ban prok down here. It is much more likely that one refuses to eat pork due to vegetarianism.
over 6 years ago
Pineapple Pizza and non-pineaplle pizza people must unite against the common enemy : mayonnaise pizza eaters !
over 6 years ago
@lil Joshu: Those major religions may not be big on your country. Here it's easier for someone to not eat pork because he is vegan than because god forbid it.
over 6 years ago
@lil Joshu tend to be naturally sweet. And as more people don't like that specific sharp contrast than people that do I'd say one with mixed vegetables is the safer bet. Less safe than cheese but not boring. But then this hypothetical situation could be avoided by asking preferences.
over 6 years ago
@lil Joshu I kinda meant you don't know their preferences but knew them. Also i didn't mean meat in particular as vegetables tend to be more accepted on pizza as they to mix better with the cheese and tomato as many vegetables don't have too much of contrast in terms of taste as not many vegetables
over 6 years ago
@SNRDEMON
It's better than buying pepperoni pizza for a group of people you don't know. Literally two thirds of the world's major religions ban pork. (Of course assuming you don't add ham to that pineapple.) Pineapple's at least a 50/50 chance. Safest bet is cheese, but that's boring.
over 6 years ago
... a kind of breakfast pizza. Likely having some kind of other fruit as a sauce maybe applesauce. Then maybe having a kind of thin layering of pastry flavored with some kind sweetener. Then adding other kind of fruits on top. But the crust and the pastry would have to be baked first.
over 6 years ago
I mean liking pineapple pizza is fine as long as you don't get a pineapple pizza for a group of people who you are unsure on their feelings towards it as in it's far more likely they won't enjoy it than and instead have a distaste for it. Now I don't like it but I do like the idea of <Out of space>
over 6 years ago
I find the the taste of pineapple on pizza to be, weird.
Not bad, just weird.
I don't hate it. I'll eat a slice or two. But I won't go out of my way to eat it.
over 6 years ago
@Jo Ironic he triee to avoid bringing politics to his comic but, Pizza politics came into play
over 6 years ago
You fool! We set the place on fire and then we grab the achievement mech before ditching this oblivious doomed timeline.
over 6 years ago
I'm not a fan of Pineapple Pizza but as long as I'm not eating it people can eat as much of it as they want. Had one bad experience where someone ordered a bunch of pizzas for me and my friends and decided to get pineapples on all on them,yeah doesn't hurt to ask what toppings people want,just sayin
over 6 years ago
Pineapple pizza is not for the weak.
over 6 years ago
@Lampenpam: Oh I can taste it. Taste it actively sabotaging the flavour of my pizza.
over 6 years ago
It's okay Jo. I made that comic in my head and we'll leave it at that.

In other news, I'm not a pineapple pizza fan, but I ascribe to the philosophy of "if someone on this world enjoys it, then this weird food deserves to exist".
over 6 years ago
"Fun fact - I enjoy pineapple pizza."

I have read every single strip since the first, but consider this the last I ever lay my eyes upon!
over 6 years ago
@Snoipah So did you read the description and choose to be shitty, or did it just come naturally?
over 6 years ago
I pity everyone who is unable to taste the increadible flavor of pineapple pizza.
over 6 years ago
They put Sushi on Pizza... Sushi on Pizza... Pineapple is almost acceptable when compared to Sushi.
over 6 years ago
It would be funnier if the world was a nuclear wasteland and there was a newspaper on the ground saying "Madam President".
over 6 years ago
@Collin Rotton: It actually makes sense from a culinary standpoint.

Its a fairly common practice to offset overly salty or savory foods with sweet flavors. Case in point, its a common practice in southern US to put salt on Watermelon
over 6 years ago
Heratics, all of you!
over 6 years ago
I too unironically enjoy pineapple on pizza.
over 6 years ago
@Jo: so does Fragger from Dirty Bomb. Except his has a tendency to explode with flavor. Litterally