What people are saying about "Touhou Fortress"
Touhou Fortress
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Oh man
over 7 years ago
They will all be eaten by Rumia.
Cyrotha
about 8 years ago
i was not really surprised when i went to the website for tf2 and every video of the toons were male :/ maybe they should update that and get a little bigger female fanbase
Chris
over 8 years ago
@GameGeneral: It's called a 'Survival Spellcard', and ten seconds is pretty short for one.

And in other news, I take it they're planning to go up against the Gensokyo Official League of Danmaku (GOLD) team?
Jake'm
over 8 years ago
I read this now, and with the gift of experience, I can say this is entirely true.

Also, "Dave!"'s comment was WIN.
Kay
over 8 years ago
Wow. This is so great!
6548
over 8 years ago
I hate you. Please go die in a fire
Yojilk
almost 9 years ago
I'm a fan of both games and you just made my day with this xD
Furyhunter
about 9 years ago
I only read the comic every now and then. Then I saw this.

MORE TOUHOU COMICS PLEASE
LightDasher
over 9 years ago
In case you didn't know, there IS a Touhou Fortress mod that replaces the classes with Touhou Characters :3
Man Who Lives In A Van
over 9 years ago
> Firing lasers joke

Good god, get off /b/
Wat
over 9 years ago
That medic.. Makes babies cry.
NachoPiggy
over 9 years ago
lol, so true.
Muffalopadus
over 9 years ago
Oh man, I want a spray version of that Medic/Heavy. That would be awesome.
gryffinp
over 9 years ago
@holyknight: That was some pretty lame trolling there. Try harder.
Kicken
over 9 years ago
@Bob:
Every thing from Japan is either Moe, Western, or Macabre.

It's true.
holyknight
over 9 years ago
I have no clue what Touhou is... but this comic is dah funny.
Also, World Ends With You is a fun game, and the company's other game, AAAAAH - disregard for gravity, is another good game.
Jesus Christ It's a Lion
over 9 years ago
If this was made into an arc, it would be the most epic thing created.
E-mouse
over 9 years ago
I'm late, but to the ubered-Touhou shenanigans: They're called bombs.
Azure
over 9 years ago
@ Mr. 64380

Yeah, there are 'technically' males in the Touhou series, just as there is 'technically' at least one female in TF2 (The announcer: "Victory!" "YOU FAILED!").

>_>
<_<

Also Pyro! *flees*
ObscureReferences
over 9 years ago
Spy with Dead Ringer wins at Touhou.
Ubered Heavy too.
Kitchen
over 9 years ago
I would love to see a War-hammer 40k arc at some point
dood
over 9 years ago
@HurrDurr:
I'm not very vocal about it, I just mostly don't like people.
ColdCedric
over 9 years ago
@Ghostkill: hehe time to bring the pain >:D Thanx
Pregnant Orc
over 9 years ago
What about Scouts mom? Single gender population makes that as scary as the Arnold movie Junior
Wisknort
over 9 years ago
Dave... The mental images... >_<

I'm going to look that game up someitme. If I don't forget.
Dave!
over 9 years ago
Medic To Heavy: "It'll be the most exciting ten seconds of your life."
Kuru
over 9 years ago
site owner should stop playing final fantasy imo
Kicken
over 9 years ago
@CosmicKirby:
Pt2:
You are probably just confusing their emotion of "FUCK YES I WANT TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU" for "FUCK YES I AM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I KNOW OF A GAME THAT NOW YOU KNOW ABOUT TOO".

Somehow.
Kicken
over 9 years ago
@CosmicKirby:
Pt1:
I know what you mean.

But if you think about it, there are people like that everywhere, if you interpret their emotion that way.
Ghostkill
over 9 years ago
Cedric, they are going to the all female populace of Gensokyo! Sexy time.
CosmicKirby
over 9 years ago
I agree with what's been said by many others. I don't mind Touhou, I just hate the fanboys.

They seem to think they are better then others for finding a "cult" Japanese game that is "under the radar".

I may have bad experiences, but even my friends seem to act holier then thou about it.
ColdCedric
over 9 years ago
Could someone explain what going on with the last panel.
Rafagd
over 9 years ago
Next strip will have touhou girls finding about tf2 guys and flying to the red base. Both groups find empty places. =(

Kiyobi
over 9 years ago
Also, if you want some TWEWY tips, I'm a living Pin encyclopedia.
Kiyobi
over 9 years ago
I'd like to direct your attention to this:

http://touhoufortress2.web.fc2.com/main.html
Dr. Taco: Surgeon at Law
over 9 years ago
@ Bob

Really? Most of the fanboys I've met are pretty laid-back, myself included. FanGIRLS perhaps?
Bob
over 9 years ago
Ugh, Touhou.

Well, Touhou in itself is pretty decent I guess, it's just the fan(bois) that annoy me.
Kiyobi
over 9 years ago
http://touhoufortress2.web.fc2.com/main.html
Roderick
over 9 years ago
RED team is amuzed!
AR
over 9 years ago
For those who for whatever reason haven't looked up Touhou on their own, I'll introduce you to it in the same way I was introduced to it: a game play video from the Extra stage of Perfect Cherry Blossom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ8nkezy_rw&fmt=18
E-mouse
over 9 years ago
CAUTION! CAUTION!

oh god what
Westy543
over 9 years ago
Reminds me of some Garry's Mod fun I had.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v55/Westy543/Gmod/TF2car-02.jpg
Kicken
over 9 years ago
Jo,

<3

That is all.
Drake
over 9 years ago
Fifthman, I have to admit, your notes in panels three and four made me chuckle.

Also, from total lack of Reimu anywhere I'm going to deduce that, like me, Jo is a Marisa only player. Lasers NEVER get old.
UnnamedPerson
over 9 years ago
I would have used "headgear" instead of hats as that would have been a bit more encompassing besides "hat".

Still made me lol though.
Vesper
over 9 years ago
Dude, if you think Neku is a prick now, wait until the bonus ending mode. I don't want to spoil anything, but he is the complete opposite of how he was, AND EVEN MORE ANNOYING.
isaque
over 9 years ago
nao sei
Gamegeneral
over 9 years ago
Imagine an ubercharged touhou character. There goes
A) The challenge (For 10 seconds)
B) The neighborhood.
Tak
over 9 years ago
Sure is /jp/ in here...
David
over 9 years ago
Yeah, Neku is a bit of a prick during the first Act. Thankfully it only really lasts for the first Act, and after that he'll be a bit more tolerable.

Heck, I'd even say he turns around a bit by the 6th day or so of the first week.
petrosyan
over 9 years ago
petrowned

not funny at all
Geoxan
over 9 years ago
How many people remember this line from Marisa in Imperishable Night? XD

An eternal night has danger written all over it. Youkai eat humans at night. If night lasts too long, all the youkai will overeat and blow up!
over 9 years ago
@HurrDurr: different people face different problems. Neku isn't a douche, he's troubled -- and I can see how many people would identify with that.
HurrDurr
over 9 years ago
>>dood

If you're the type of person who easily identified with Neku at the beginning of the game, you must be one hell of a douche in real life
Kuiper
over 9 years ago
@Offriender: The picture you're talking about is drawn by XENON, and someone actually made a set of HUD icons with the yukkuri fortress pictures. Download link here: http://rapidshare.com/files/147324689/ehud.rar.html

It also replaces some other things, like spy masks and critical hit sprites.
Offriender
over 9 years ago
Dunno if it still does, but the Weeabootique server used to have this banner that showed all nine classes in "take it easy" form. Take It Easy 2. Classic.
HeavyTank
over 9 years ago
lolwut
Baka Mazoku
over 9 years ago
Wait... if RED moves out of their game setting. Does this mean that BLU will win? Or will they follow behind?
BrainXaber
over 9 years ago
Jo... for this comic, You've now become my god. Honestly. I almost cried from happiness when I noticed today comic's title.

Now all TF2 characters gonna taste some danmaku, and some of the Touhou characters (e.g. Aya, Nitori, Sakuya etc.) gonna blow each other with rockets, neades and guns.
Zeta
over 9 years ago
Kidding me? I LOVED Neku's character! He's such a fantastic douchebag! But either way, I think you all should see this.

http://touhoufortress2.web.fc2.com/main.html#engie

REAL TOUHOU FORTRESS
dood
over 9 years ago
I liked Neku better at the beginning of TWEWY because I related to him more. The fact that he goes through a POWER OF FRIENDSHIP story kind of bugged me, actually.
starburst98
over 9 years ago
good luck getting past the barrier. maybe yukari will let them in?
Squeaky Reaper
over 9 years ago
And Team Fortress isn't entirely single gender, either. Remember the Pyro?
Mr.64380
over 9 years ago
Well Touhou isn't technically single gender. We have a cloud that punches you, a turtle you ride on (early 90s games) and a dude who never actually appears ingame. Although no-one really cares.
???
over 9 years ago
Single gender population? What about the pyro? And heavy-tan? D:
BobisOnlyBob
over 9 years ago
Just stick with TWEWY. I found Neku fairly insufferable too. He improves with time. The story is basically a classic "growing up story", only in this case the main character isn't just immature and grumpy, they're borderline sociopathic.
Fireborn
over 9 years ago
Neku starts out Lord Douche for the first week.
(ZOMG! Spoilers, more than 7 days!)

But yeah, it gets better in all aspects by the second week. (Though the first day is -always- bloody 10-4...)
Jake'm
over 9 years ago
Bullet hell? Sounds zany.
Weeaboo
over 9 years ago
For once I feel like a total loser.
Only because I'm going to facepalm to everyone trying to make there own jokes about master spark or Alice without knowing the source. I feel like such a loser
Baka Mazoku
over 9 years ago
Oh... this can not end well... it will end amusingly. Also, one wonders if the Touhou setting will be all the way up to 12.3 or set at an earlier point. ^_^
Midou
over 9 years ago
I demand that "Take It Easy" Engie girl on panel one be turned to avatar form.

Lol, j/k. But seriously, it'd be awesome as an avatar.

And now you've got me curious about Touhou. I'll have to look it up some time.

*hops on to RED vehicle as it speeds off*

Later.
TWEWY is amazing
over 9 years ago
Really, give Neku some time. He really stops wearing on you after a while. and the game just gets better as you go. Everything gets better in design, bosses are quite fun, music is great, IMO one of the best games on the DS.
In case you aren't already scaling you level down to 1, you should.
Eternal
over 9 years ago
Just wanted to point out the small typo I think you ment: "despite" instead of "despise"
mjr.malfunction
over 9 years ago
Heavy would make a hard Touhou boss...
anon
over 9 years ago
i think im gonna open that 7GB touhou torrent i got few days ago