What people are saying about "Customers"
Customers
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over 3 years ago
the main problem with The Division, is that "what you see is what you get" from the first 10 minutes. if you like what you see, you are set forever cause it's just infinite amounts of that, but if you don't it never changes.
over 3 years ago
@Jarno Westhof: Valve definately doesn't treat it's customers like normal working class gamers. They release nothing but Multiplayer games that will take a life-time to master. The working class gamer is boring, and wants nice clean 8-hour single player game they can play between work and family.
over 3 years ago
Watch Angry Joe's Angry review of Division to get an accurate assessment of the game. It's basically overhyped garbage. It's all marketing and no game. 80% of what is in the trailers never made it to release. Things that do are broken, unfun and stupid. Game is repetitive, tedious and MP unplayable.
over 3 years ago
I think the joke about Valve is that customers are literally just hat racks.
over 3 years ago
@RoderickBR: You're not missing anything.
over 3 years ago
The Division...? Destiny...? I'm out of the loop...
over 3 years ago
@Jo Pereira The captions at the top shouldn't be written as "his", given that a company is a group of people, but instead as "theirs", like so: "How Blizzard sees their customers."
over 3 years ago
@Adeptus Enginus: I did played. Sorry if it offends you, but it's true. Unlockables making it unfair on new people, lots on non-lethal shots, multiplayer focus. The only added bonus is destructible scenario.
Rainbow Six with no single-player or realistic setting it ain't Rainbow Six.
over 3 years ago
@Raxyz: Well, somebody hasn't actually played Siege.

Comparing Siege to Call of Duty is like comparing Counter-Strike 1.6 to Unreal Tournament 2004.
over 3 years ago
To play Devil's Advocate about The Division, the thing that really makes it fun to me (aside from just being a fan of loot romps) is the AI. The AI goes out of it's way to try and fuck with how you're playing, and it isn't blind like in most shooters so it punishes you for trying to play safe.
over 3 years ago
The Division, AKA Ubisoft's subpar MMOFPSRPG that needs the name of a deceased but famous writer to get attention.
Yeah, I've no love for that game. Even less that they slapped Tom Clancy's name since it has nothing to do with him. It's just as much douchebaggery as this new Rainbow of Duty.
over 3 years ago
Atlus: butts with huge dildoes

From Software: butts with giant spiked dildoes
over 3 years ago
Division looks boring as fuck. Even worse than Destiniy with its bland 3rd person cover gameplay + bullet sponges
over 3 years ago
@Emtu:
Aggree on this one, after all when was the last time you heard a company take such huge risks? Splatoon is a genuine attempt for example, they could just make mario clones to infinity but atleast they try.
over 3 years ago
@Jarno Westhof:
Also the point is that valve doesn't really makes games anymore. Their last original game released was back in 2008 with L4D and even that was just an idea they cannibalized away from Turtle Rock Studios. All they do is sell cosmetics, because retards keep buying them.
over 3 years ago
@Jarno Westhof:
You are deluded, the joke here is that Volvo treat's the customer like a hatrack. You are expecting high brow humor from a brazilian dude that frequently needs to be told to spellcheck his comics.
Though I have to agree in the age of manchildren this is the way to profit.
over 3 years ago
First day of HS after update i was too confused to play. Bought 60 GvG packs because 18 deck slots was too much. Still confused.
over 3 years ago
There is a few variances in the enemies including some with bats and flamethrowers but it does repeat enemies along the way.
over 3 years ago
The REAL questions is, is it justified? I have a feeling that it is "Yes".
over 3 years ago
If the last panel means valve sees his customers as normal working class gamers I agree, if it means valve sees his customers as mad hatters then not since there are a lot more cosmetic items to be obtained outside of hats
over 3 years ago
As best I can tell from the commercials, the Division is about New Yorkers with illegal firearms shooting NYC firemen after Super Aids hits the city...?
over 3 years ago
@Emtu: Wow! It's like being able to stay awake past 20:00 PM!!!
over 3 years ago
Nintendo's not that bad anymore, at least one game on 3DS has the ability to meet up with random people with text chat, without having exchanged friend codes.
over 3 years ago
If I have costumers, I would be in bankrupt already