What people are saying about "Not Listening"
Not Listening
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Jemeniah
almost 11 years ago
That bullshit will be over next gen.
All games are made on PC, run on PC and can be released on PC before the console ports are even made now.
Die Markierten Kommentator
almost 11 years ago
Not releasing for PC too is a travesty.

More companies should do like Double Fine and eventually release to PC, like with Brütal Legend.

And you should get the stuff so they see it's worth it and keep doing that.
Nico
almost 11 years ago
Dear comment section

Today was a good troll day

-Nico
deizrouge
almost 11 years ago
That can actually enjoy perks near something that can be called master race is very costly, or tell me more about how sli double videocards, six core processors and razer gear are so cheap
deizrouge
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_305261]@Geary[/url]: well so you say but consoles dont change generation o a yearly basis also a real pc gamer doesnt play on low or mid quality and i have both consoles and a game machine i payed more for my pc and the games i cannot sell as i do with my console, unless you go pirate being a pc gamr cont
TheTurbo
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_305261]@Geary[/url]: I do agree with you on that. In fact, I've still got a PS2... Every world has its good sides, though - I'm using an adapter in order to play several PC games with the Dualshock 2. And my attempt at literal "Troll NOW!!" ended up with a reasonate conversation. I'm a terrible troll.
Geary
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_304587]@TheTurbo[/url] That doesn't change the fact that going from one generation of game to the next with a PC costs significantly less than buying a new-gen console, especially since PC games offer higher quality in terms of graphical capabilities and multiplayer. The only 'bad' thing in computers is OSX.
NV
almost 11 years ago
This Engie is hottest Engie.
Tarrker
almost 11 years ago
Oh god, I'd forgotten all about Journey. Still haven't played it. I was SO sad that it was Playstation only T_T
Salem5
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303579]@Puta[/url]: I think you, me, and Jo are an exclusive circle if it comes to the Background of engies gown. Either that, or the photo notes are just boring and unspired this time.
TheTurbo
almost 11 years ago
There is no master race. There are good PCs, bad PCs, good consoles, bad consoles, and a jungle of games to choose from, sadly most not avaible on all systems.

Now excuse me while I try to choose between playing Gran Turismo on my PS or TF2 on my PC. They're both too good.
mindfaQ
almost 11 years ago
I agree, I wouldn't mind those exclusives that much if PS3 wouldn't be so hard to emulate. But anyway, those games are not worth more than 30$ to me and as long as a working PS3+the game costs more than this, I won't buy it,
crayven
almost 11 years ago
Haha after Xbox One fucked so bad there ain't gonna BE any 'consoles" anytime soon.
Not if Sony follows up with the same fuck up xD

The master Race shall have its vengeance mwahaha!
Geary
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_304099]@An[/url] This is not the proper location to be bigoted. Please direct yourself to FOX News or Yahoo. If you have trouble finding them, use Google. If you have trouble finding Google, here's the address: www.google.com I say all this because bigoted people tend to be extremely uneducated.
Dirigible
almost 11 years ago
Forget the bikini, we need fanservice of this outfit, stat!
Zacsi
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_304126]@Nico[/url]: There are so many things wrong with that sentence. Please stop.
Brohoof!
almost 11 years ago
Empathy: the intellectual identification with or vicarious experiencing of the feelings, thoughts, or attitudes of another. Why on earth would @404 Name Not Found want to share the feeling of hatred that[url=#user_comment_304099] @An[/url] and yourself seem to want to spread?
Anton. E. Moose
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_304126]@Nico[/url]: Xbox 360 feels sorry for you for having not experienced it's library
Bluecho
almost 11 years ago
Hold on. "The Last Of Us" has fungus zombies? Now I'm intrigued. Intrigued and horrified.
jiang
almost 11 years ago
man headscarves are ugly
RedShocktrooper
almost 11 years ago
->No fanservice
->Still wears clothing that hugs her figure

I actually find this outfit for Engi Tan incredibly sexy.
bending rod
almost 11 years ago
She looks really cool in that set up.
I remember way back in the day GameInformer had a cover of a game where 4 people fought fungus zombies but the game was cancelled.
Tib
almost 11 years ago
She reminds me of Dust from Xmen.
I didn't know they made skin tight version of an Akab (I think that's what its called, I know that what she is wearing isn't a Burkas)
Arde
almost 11 years ago
@404 Name Not Found: Misandry. That word makes you sound like Captain Hammer at the end of Doc Horrible. "IS THIS WHAT PAIN FEELS LIKE?"

Empathize, fucker.
Trolling Nerd
almost 11 years ago
You got those quotes right on "Zombie" shooter.
T
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_304073]@Almaz[/url] it is because we can see every curve through that cloth.
Redten
almost 11 years ago
That success being losing all your loved ones, and your own identity.
Exinjeru
almost 11 years ago
Like was mentioned, Chronicles of Mystara comes out on PC soon. The two old D&D arcade games were made by most of the staff from Dragon's Crown. They are adding online play to them so while they won't be as good as dragon's crown. They are great classic games that are similar.
404 Name Not Found
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_304099]@An[/url] "womyn", seriously? Even auto-correct thinks that the term is stupid. Oh well, I guess you can't reason with misandrists.
???
almost 11 years ago
That hijab is not halal
Nico
almost 11 years ago
PC may be the Master Race, But Playstation is the Master Console Race.
Lost Hunter
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_304099]@An[/url]: Theres a reason shes dressed like that. Read the last comic, then read the comments.
Red
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303720]@Maleketh[/url]: Ill have to thank you this game looks so much better than Dragons Crown.
An
almost 11 years ago
Okay so I come back to this strip after a few months and now the girl is dressed like a Muslim.

Are you trying to promote sexual inequality against womyn? This is very offensive.
High Lord Ragamuffin
almost 11 years ago
So I'm guessing we don't get any fan service, or am I just missing out on something?
LoneRawr
almost 11 years ago
jo you left out uncharted for a epic PS exclusive and it's naughty dog
Almaz
almost 11 years ago
I like how Engie actually looks sexier when covered up. Not that I mind her being unveiled, just... well, the artist is very attentive to how the cloth drapes.
killerhunt
almost 11 years ago
Hey Jo, the last panel made me think of something....are you somehow related to any of the tentacles tidehunter summons during his ultimate?
A
almost 11 years ago
Halo: Spartan Assault. Discuss.
The Wealthy Hobo
almost 11 years ago
Get rid of the hood on Engie, and this would have been the sexiest iteration I've seen.
Shadow12000
almost 11 years ago
Now let's talk about State of Decay, also known as "What The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct should have been."
Dave
almost 11 years ago
Also, what is with the no game like Dragon's Crown? How about Golden Axe? Yeah, it's old, but it's gold (as in awesome) and both have over-sexualized female characters so there is nothing to complain. :D (Well there is... but you can just play it with a critical mind, nothing else we can do.)
Dave
almost 11 years ago
Well, there is always the "Watch the let's play on youtube" option left :) That's how I do it for exclusives and "not interested enough to play it" games at least. Jo did it too before: http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/628
RealAXTON
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303891]@Gaige[/url]: Fake Gaige. It's ANARCHY FOREVER, SMASH THE SYSTEM! https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=W0QBTg3RgXs#t=25s
Ninj77
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303969]@Creed[/url]: Agreed. I still can't believe how sexy Engie looks in that outfit!
Creed
almost 11 years ago
Truly it is better to cover than to reveal.
Anon
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303960]@derpenator[/url]: how about this comic? http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/187
derpenator
almost 11 years ago
Okay, really. We have L4D and State of Decay will soon follow. The last of US is not a generic zombie shooter, it's a generic cutscene movie, nothing good about it. Why so agitated about this trash? What about comic about a GOOD zombie games - L4D or State of Decay?
Bellar
almost 11 years ago
I thought you said we WOULDN'T get fanservice if we told Engie it was Zynga, yet here we have Engie in a svelte little number and making quite a few poses!

You spoil us Jo.
Brohoof!
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303884]@Thisandstuff[/url]: I know right?
MartyMcFly
almost 11 years ago
But it's made from NAUGHTY FART!
The guys who made the Unfarted Series - you know the guy who is ripping on Indiana just in a modern setting?
Wow so impressed....not.
RVN
almost 11 years ago
nerf now should have it's own forums
Ninj77
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303667]@HOWTOLOGINTONERFNOW[/url]: Thanks a lot pal! I finally managed to log in. You totally rule!
Gaige
almost 11 years ago
ANARCHY, SMASH THE SYSTEM
Ray
almost 11 years ago
Them's sour grapes, Jo
Thisandstuff
almost 11 years ago
And yet Engie's skintight hijab is actually probably the hottest outfit I've ever seen her in. Bodysuuuuiiiiiiiits~!♥ </fetish>

You GOTTA draw more of that outfit, Jo! Do another pinup on DeviantART!
Just turn this into a hentai site
almost 11 years ago
^^^^^^ Apparently I already typed that in. Auto-fill can remind you of strange times....
Hisu
almost 11 years ago
One slight correction: not "some games like Dragon Crown has no similar on PC", but rather "some chose to deprive PC audience of games like Dragon Crown".
Alex
almost 11 years ago
I feel you bro.
Galahad
almost 11 years ago
Dragon's Crown is a side-scrolling brawler. Sure, it's deeper than most, but if you /really/ want something from that genre on the PC, poke around torrent sites for the Streets of Rage remake.
Bindal
almost 11 years ago
Seems someone got real lucky in the last strip draw something...
almost 11 years ago
Ach just go get a PS3 and be done with it Jo. At least you can add more interesting comic ideas by spreading to console gaming.
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303668]@tsartomato[/url]: I see you don't even play the game. 4/10 weak trolling skill, but you got my attention. Try again harder.
tits
almost 11 years ago
nice tits
arziben
almost 11 years ago
Xbox master race isn't possible anymore, with the betrayal of Microsoft
Krieg
almost 11 years ago
POOP TRAIN!
sum1
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303608]@T[/url].Chicken: It's 4 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygamy_in_Islam
T.Chicken
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303775]@sum1[/url]: That would be blasphemy since Islam only allow 3rd wife maximum, only for infertile 1st and 2nd wife. Unless, he's a hypocrite.
Brohoof!
almost 11 years ago
Engie's hijab outfit is cool. Respect!
#grammarnazi
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303757]@LOLO[/url]: I believe "is always one THAT I want to play" would be most appropriate
Dook
almost 11 years ago
I'm okay with not playing another half-assed port, thank you. A full-assed port, though...
Wowlock
almost 11 years ago
Master Race does not care for your Exclusive flippentry !
Somefag
almost 11 years ago
I'm liking the hijab,rather fashionable and still kinda sexy for engi lol
sum1
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303756]@lawl[/url]: When she became the 4th wife of a certain Islamic billionaire
Barcode
almost 11 years ago
Well The Last Of Us seems to be exceptionally good, according to Metacritic 56/56 reviews gave it a score of 75-100, with nearly 30 of the 56 scores being a 100/100. It's a good game :)
Ansha Abdul
almost 11 years ago
Trine.
LOLO
almost 11 years ago
*is always one I want to play.
should be
*Always the one i want to play
lawl
almost 11 years ago
snce when did engie convert to islam?
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303668]@tsartomato[/url]: Uh...don't play the game? That said, it looks hella interesting. If they can pull off all the stuff that the reviewers say they managed to pull off, it should be a great game.
Haf
almost 11 years ago
PS3 exclusives? Uncharted comes to mind. :) I enjoyed playing it very much, but I was still pissed that I needed a PS3 just for that. Well, I struggled for a long time, but now I have a Wii, an XBox and a PS3. And all three are modded. ;)
Zeruf
almost 11 years ago
don't worry, the master race will get a port after the "release craze" for the "new generation of console gaming" has settled. and hey, you'll probably even get a bonus with a patched version when it comes out.
Maleketh
almost 11 years ago
Bah, who needs Dragon's Crown when the Chronicles of Mystara comes out on two weeks?
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303608]@T[/url]: ... Now that you mention it, you're right. I guess there is truth in the saying "less is more" and the power of imagination.
Glorious PC Gaming Master Race
almost 11 years ago
Still NOT INTERESTED!!!!
BUT PLEASE ROCKSTAR BRING GTAV TO PC !!!!!
Glorious PC Gamig Master Race
almost 11 years ago
NOT Interested!!!!
Verteros
almost 11 years ago
Laughed way too much at the skin tight fanservice with the conservative hijab. Way to walk the line and be really funny at the same time, Jo.
tsartomato
almost 11 years ago
what to do if i really am not interested in generic zombie shootang with forced in creepled multiplayer geow clone, and especially from naughty dog, who can't do a shit after they stop doing bandicoots?
HOWTOLOGINTONERFNOW
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303664]@HOWTOLOGINTONERFNOW[/url]: keep clicking the google rectangle without clearing your cookies so eventually it'll log you in, without you having to enter your credentials again. Works for me, BUT I WISH THEY'D FIX IT.
HOWTOLOGINTONERFNOW
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303644]@Ninj77[/url]: I had issues logging in. I'll tell you how to do it. Click login, and click the Google thing in the center. Keep refreshing until you can enter your Google information (name + password). Then once it fucks up and you're back on the login page where you must click the google rectangle...
Dat Burka
almost 11 years ago
Goottaaaa say... There's something to say about leaving a lot to the imagination.
Console Master
almost 11 years ago
Playing HDN Victory with nude lolis
LIKE A BOSS.
Ninj77
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303641]@ChuzzyRaptor[/url]: Yeah, you're right, pal. It's still way too soon to splurge for a PS3...perhaps in a year or two, maybe.
D4rkLigh7
almost 11 years ago
Can we please still get that fanservice strip promised from the lase strip if people did not mess up and say the answer. Pretty please Jo?
ChuzzyRaptor
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303610]@Ninj77[/url]: I can wait a while...
ChuzzyRaptor
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303578]@Autsin[/url]: to late for you... OR YOUR KIND!
Lien
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303611]@Burqa[/url]: I am ok with this!
Siebte Nacht
almost 11 years ago
Well, I guess this is our punishment for saying "Zynga".
Kreig
almost 11 years ago
MASTER RACE TRAIN IS NOTHNG COMPARED TO THE POOP TRAIN!
KRIEG
almost 11 years ago
I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE MASTER RACE TRAIN
Master Race reporting in!
almost 11 years ago
Even without all the games we still Master Race.
Burqa
almost 11 years ago
muslim engie?
Ninj77
almost 11 years ago
Btw pals, have any of you had any trouble to log into the site? I haven't been able to log in for the past few days, and I can't wait to add photo notes again!
Ninj77
almost 11 years ago
I know how you feel, Jo. Why bother to buy a console for just 1 game? Pretty stupid, I know, but... lately the number of good games exclusive for PS3 have been accumulating little by little and... perhaps is it time to succumb to temptation and buy a new console?
T
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303587]@anon[/url] I think the non-fanservice became a fanservice paradox.
anon
almost 11 years ago
why is engie dressed like mudslime and why is it so hot
Mr Punto
almost 11 years ago
I dream about PC Gran turismo every day. And buying whole console for one game? nah. Also, lack of tv would be also a problem.
Angry
almost 11 years ago
Those dots are *EYES*
IV
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303582]@Rothide[/url]: Check the previous comic. He says if anyone comments the answer from the puzzle he would lose a bet. If he won there would be fanservice. He lost on the first comment.
Zugai
almost 11 years ago
"Thats why we can't have nice things", like someone said yesterday because some other guy had to say the Z word.
Any chance DrGraevling will do the "original idea"? XD
Rothide
almost 11 years ago
Um, why is Engie in a Burka?
Slepomoriy
almost 11 years ago
Eh I have learned to live with the fact that as a PC gamer you won't get every game out there and its OK since eventually someone will create an emulator for that console and I'll just play it then.
Rooster with a DICK
almost 11 years ago
Great, because of you people being PRICKS yesterday she's in some sort of burka. Bravo.
Puta
almost 11 years ago
Note: If you mine Jo's wife, sharia applies
Autsin
almost 11 years ago
[url=#user_comment_303568]@Isuka[/url]: It's never too late to do your mom! BAAAAM
Autsin
almost 11 years ago
Fucking first baby, yeah!
Von Hapsburg
almost 11 years ago
oh and second
Von Hapsburg
almost 11 years ago
fuck this is the first time i manage to post somthing before anyone can tag a dozen or so mines
Isuka
almost 11 years ago
It's never to late to buy a PS3.